Frn: "Timo Ojala" <skidi@ee.oulu.fi>
Till: <skidi@ee.oulu.fi>
mne: [WEFS] WC - Day #2 Group C Matches
Datum: den 6 december 2012 16:52

WC - Day #2 Group C Matches
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1  DEN - USA
2  ENG - CZE

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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Day #02:  Denmark (#4 seed) (#4 in C)  vs  Team Stars and Stripes (#1 seed) (#3 in C)

61957 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 32282

Starting lineups
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DEN
Coach  William Baldwin
GK   4271 Mistress Mary        NRU  
DF < 4789 Goosey Gander        NRU  
DF   4628 Dusty Miller         NRU  
DF > 4891 fname lname          NRU  
DF   4879 Old Goose            NRU  
MF   4526 Yellow Duckling      NRU  
MF   3637 Robert Rowley        NRU  
FW < 4790 Tommy Tucker         NRU  
FW   4629 Solomon Grundy       NRU  
FW > 4142 Davy Dumpling        NRU  
FW < 3319 Sulky Sue            NRU  

S1 < 3636 King Boggen          NRU  
S2 < 3088 Lucy Locket          NRU  
S3   3797 Georgie Porgie       NRU  
S4   4286 Round Egg            NRU  
S5   3738 Your Egg             NRU  


USA (B)
Coach  Dave Drake, Rob Duffy, Jeff Meiners, Al Musgrove, Jim Shiffer
GK   4492 Im Odiforous         MMO  
SW   4623 J. Bociforous        MMO  
DF   4630 Jaguar Buddha        PDX  
DF   4287 Big BadBill          MMO  
MF   4578 SKF Bearing          PDX  
MF   4530 Annie Body           WAC  
MF   4298 Rodney Marsh         VER  
MF   4125 Brown_LA Haze        PDX  
FW   4478 Lars Enny            WAC  
FW   4475 Alma Topke           PDX  
FW   4272 Tully Mars           PDX  

S1   4290 ParkAnd Ride         RDR  
S2   4699 HP 48G               PDX  
S3   4659 Rick Blaine          VER  
S4   4358 Bill Conqueror       VER  


Officials from France:
	referee      Marc Batta
	assistant referee #1  Alain Leaute
	assistant referee #2  Jacques Mas


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Batta signals the kick-off!

Min   1: Manager William Baldwin (DEN) orders his team to play rough.

Min   1: Rodney Marsh (USA MF) drops back.

Min   1: Alma Topke (USA FW) switches to play MF.

Min   1: USA excellent effort by Alma Topke ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Mistress Mary!

Min   1: USA excellent long-range shot by Jaguar Buddha ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min   1: USA win a corner kick, which is taken by Brown_LA Haze ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Lars Enny, whose excellent shot ...
         ... is parried by GK Mistress Mary!

Min   3: Lars Enny (USA FW) is nudged away by Davy Dumpling (DEN FW).

Min   5: Sulky Sue (DEN FW) knocks out Big BadBill ... 
         ... referee Batta shows Sue a red card!

Min   5: Solomon Grundy (DEN FW) drops back.

Min   6: USA excellent volley by SKF Bearing ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Mistress Mary!

Min   6: Alma Topke (USA MF) makes a foul just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Batta awards DEN a direct free kick!
         ... Davy Dumpling takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is just palmed away by GK Im Odiforous!

Min   7: USA excellent long-range shot by Alma Topke ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by DF Goosey Gander!

Min  10: USA excellent effort by Rodney Marsh ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  15: DEN decent chance by Robert Rowley ...
         ... is well wide!

Min  16: USA excellent long shot by Jaguar Buddha ...
         ... is smothered by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  17: DEN difficult long-range shot by Solomon Grundy ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Annie Body!

Min  18: USA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Brown_LA Haze ...
         ... the cross finds Tully Mars, whose excellent effort ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  19: DEN difficult long-range shot by Solomon Grundy ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  19: USA excellent attempt by SKF Bearing ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Goosey Gander!

Min  19: USA excellent effort by Brown_LA Haze ...
         ... is saved with a confident wink by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  20: USA excellent long-range shot by Rodney Marsh ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  22: USA excellent attempt by Big BadBill ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by DF Dusty Miller!

Min  23: J. Bociforous (USA SW) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 7 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min  28: USA good attempt by Brown_LA Haze ...
         ... goes in off the post! GOAL!!!
         ... SKF Bearing is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  DEN 0  -  USA 1

Min  29: USA win a corner kick, which is taken by J. Bociforous ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Big BadBill, whose excellent long shot ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  30: DEN mediocre header by Solomon Grundy ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Rodney Marsh!

Min  33: USA excellent volley by Annie Body ...
         ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!!
         ... Rodney Marsh is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  DEN 0  -  USA 2

Min  33: DEN begins pressing forward.

Min  33: Manager Dave Drake, Rob Duffy, Jeff Meiners, Al Musgrove, Jim Shiffer (USA) orders his team to play normally.

Min  34: USA excellent header by Annie Body ...
         ... is saved with a deep sigh by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  34: Yellow Duckling (DEN MF) is easily tackled by Lars Enny (USA FW).

Min  34: Im Odiforous (USA GK) trips Goosey Gander inside the penalty box ... 
         ... referee Batta surprises the crowd by ignoring the foul.

Min  38: USA excellent header by Annie Body ...
         ... assistant referee Leaute judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  40: USA excellent long-range shot by Rodney Marsh ...
         ... is smothered by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  40: USA win a corner kick, which is taken by J. Bociforous ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Annie Body, whose excellent attempt ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min  41: USA excellent volley by Tully Mars ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  44: USA excellent header by Brown_LA Haze ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  44: fname lname (DEN DF) trips Alma Topke just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Batta awards USA a direct free kick!
         ... J. Bociforous takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is smothered by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  44: Mistress Mary (DEN GK) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as twisted ankle ...
         ... 11 rolls of tape get her back to the field.

Min  46: USA excellent effort by Jaguar Buddha ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Dusty Miller!

Min  48: Pheeeep! Referee Batta signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  DEN 0  -  USA 2  [ 2 (1 fk)  -  18 (1 fk) ]

Manager Dave Drake, Rob Duffy, Jeff Meiners, Al Musgrove, Jim Shiffer shouts orders in USA's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out DF Jaguar Buddha ...
	Jaguar Buddha goes to shower and HP 48G takes his place.
  he wants to sub out FW Tully Mars ...
	Tully Mars goes to shower and ParkAnd Ride takes his place.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Batta gets the second half on the way!

Min  47: USA excellent chance by SKF Bearing ...
         ... is smothered by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  47: USA win a corner kick, which is taken by J. Bociforous ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Brown_LA Haze, whose excellent effort ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  49: DEN promising long-range shot by Goosey Gander ...
         ... is just palmed away by GK Im Odiforous!

Min  50: DEN decent chance by Robert Rowley ...
         ... is easily blocked by MF Rodney Marsh!

Min  50: USA excellent long shot by HP 48G ...
         ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  50: USA excellent header by ParkAnd Ride ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  53: USA excellent volley by Alma Topke ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Goosey Gander!

Min  54: DEN win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Dusty Miller ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Davy Dumpling, whose decent header ...
         ... beats the helpless keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  DEN 1  -  USA 2

Min  54: Manager Dave Drake, Rob Duffy, Jeff Meiners, Al Musgrove, Jim Shiffer (USA) orders his team to play rough.

Min  55: USA excellent shot by Rodney Marsh ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  55: USA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Brown_LA Haze ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Alma Topke, whose excellent header ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  56: Old Goose (DEN DF) is firmly stopped by SKF Bearing (USA MF).

Min  57: USA excellent chance by ParkAnd Ride ...
         ... is parried by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  58: DEN decent long shot by Old Goose ...
         ... is fisted away by GK Im Odiforous!

Min  59: USA excellent long-range shot by Rodney Marsh ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF fname lname!

Min  59: USA excellent attempt by Brown_LA Haze ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  62: USA excellent long-range shot by Big BadBill ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  62: USA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Brown_LA Haze ...
         ... the cross finds Annie Body, whose excellent header ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... Brown_LA Haze is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  DEN 1  -  USA 3

Min  62: HP 48G (USA DF) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as twisted ankle ...
         ... 11 rolls of tape get him back to the field.

Min  62: Manager Dave Drake, Rob Duffy, Jeff Meiners, Al Musgrove, Jim Shiffer (USA) orders his team to play normally.

Min  64: USA excellent header by Lars Enny ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min  66: DEN decent shot by Solomon Grundy ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  66: Annie Body (USA MF) robs the ball from Goosey Gander (DEN DF).

Min  67: USA excellent long shot by Big BadBill ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  67: DEN promising long-range shot by Dusty Miller ...
         ... misses completely!

Min  68: USA excellent attempt by Lars Enny ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  71: USA win a corner kick, which is taken by Brown_LA Haze ...
         ... the cross finds Annie Body, whose excellent volley ...
         ... slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!!
         ... Brown_LA Haze is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  DEN 1  -  USA 4

Min  71: DEN discards their tactics.

Min  71: Manager William Baldwin (DEN) orders his team to play normally.

Min  73: DEN difficult shot by Solomon Grundy ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by SW J. Bociforous!

Min  73: USA excellent chance by Lars Enny ...
         ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!!
         ... SKF Bearing is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  DEN 1  -  USA 5

Min  73: Brown_LA Haze (USA MF) starts playing passively.

Min  73: Alma Topke (USA MF) starts playing passively.

Min  75: USA promising chance by Brown_LA Haze ...
         ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  75: Dusty Miller (DEN DF) trips Brown_LA Haze inside the penalty box ... 
         ... referee Batta awards USA a penalty kick!
         ... J. Bociforous takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is tipped over the bar by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  78: USA promising volley by HP 48G ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Dusty Miller!

Min  80: USA good shot by Brown_LA Haze ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  83: USA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by J. Bociforous ...
         ... the cross finds HP 48G, whose promising long shot ...
         ... is saved with a smile by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  84: SKF Bearing (USA MF) robs the ball from Solomon Grundy (DEN FW).

Min  86: USA good attempt by Annie Body ...
         ... goes in off the post! GOAL!!!
         ... Alma Topke is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  DEN 1  -  USA 6

Min  86: Manager Dave Drake, Rob Duffy, Jeff Meiners, Al Musgrove, Jim Shiffer (USA) orders his team to take it easy.

Min  86: Lars Enny (USA FW) starts playing passively.

Min  86: ParkAnd Ride (USA FW) starts playing passively.

Min  89: USA promising effort by Lars Enny ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Old Goose!

Min  90: USA good volley by Lars Enny ...
         ... goes through the keeper's legs! GOAL!!!
         ... Annie Body is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  DEN 1  -  USA 7

Min  90: Old Goose (DEN DF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Georgie Porgie enters the field.

Min  90: Tommy Tucker (DEN FW) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Lucy Locket enters the field.

Min  90: Big BadBill (USA DF) starts playing passively.

Min  90: SKF Bearing (USA MF) starts playing passively.

Min  90: Annie Body (USA MF) starts playing passively.

Min  90: Rodney Marsh (USA MF) starts playing passively.

Min  92: Dusty Miller (DEN DF) heads the ball away from Brown_LA Haze (USA MF).

Min  92: Pheeeep! Referee Batta blows the final whistle!


Final score:  DEN 1  -  USA 7

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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DEN vs USA:  1 - 7  [ 7 (1 fk)  -  38 (1 fk  1 pk) ]

DEN
GK   Mistress Mary                  (-7:0 0 0 22)
DF < Goosey Gander                  (0:1 0 3 0)
DF   Dusty Miller                   (0:1 0 3 0)
DF > fname lname                    (0:0 0 1 0)
DF   Old Goose                      (0:1 0 1 0) subbed @90 
DF   Georgie Porgie                 (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
MF   Yellow Duckling                (0:0 0 0 0)
MF   Robert Rowley                  (0:1 0 0 0)
FW < Tommy Tucker                   (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @90 
FW < Solomon Grundy                 (0:2 0 0 0)
FW > Davy Dumpling                  (1:2 0 0 0)
FW < Sulky Sue                      (0:0 0 0 0) RC5 
FW < Lucy Locket                    (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 


USA (B)
GK   Im Odiforous                   (-1:0 0 0 3)
SW   J. Bociforous                  (0:2 0 1 0)
DF   Jaguar Buddha                  (0:2 0 0 0) subbed @45 
DF   Big BadBill                    (0:3 0 0 0)
DF   HP 48G                         (0:2 0 0 0) entered @45 
MF   SKF Bearing                    (0:2 2 0 0)
MF   Annie Body                     (4:7 1 1 0)
MF < Rodney Marsh                   (0:4 1 2 0)
MF   Brown_LA Haze                  (1:7 2 0 0)
MF   Alma Topke                     (0:2 1 0 0)
FW   Lars Enny                      (2:5 0 0 0)
FW   Tully Mars                     (0:2 0 0 0) subbed @45 
FW   ParkAnd Ride                   (0:2 0 0 0) entered @45 


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  USA  MF  A. Body
    **  DEN  GK  M. Mary
     *  USA  MF  B. Haze

Offsides:  DEN:  0      USA:  1


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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Day #02:  England (#2 seed) (#1 in C)  vs  Czech Republic (#3 seed) (#2 in C)

61895 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 6875930

Starting lineups
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ENG (B)
Coach  Ron Manager
GK   4651 EatCheeseN Surrender NAT  
DF   4461 Eddie Hitler         BBT  
DF   4109 Malcolm Tucker       BBT  
MF < 4472 Fail_Dismally At_WCs NAT  
MF   4260 Alison Jackman       BBT  
MF < 4268 Stab Buttocks        NAT  
FW < 4617 Amy Pond             BBT  
FW < 4652 Overthrow Despots    NAT  
FW < 4462 Ed Reardon           BBT  
FW < 4269 MoanAboutThe Weather NAT  
FW < 4110 Basil Fawlty         BBT  

S1   4787 Impose Austerity     NAT  
S2   4616 Martha Jones         BBT  
S3   4120 PlayLike ACrapItaly  NAT  
S4   4779 Donna Noble          BBT  
S5   4701 Niles Crane          BBT  


CZE
Coach  Eduard Habermann
GK   4626 A DvancedCleaner     MRV  
SW   4471 Z Helatin            MRV  
DF   4118 M UltiFlu            MRV  
DF   4206 O Olong              MRV  
MF   4772 Bargain Buddy        MRV  
MF   4460 S EcretCrush         MRV  
FW   4774 Ad Ware              MRV  
FW   4267 B Agle               MRV  
FW   4050 N OBock              MRV  
FW   3779 B UbbleBoy           MRV  
FW   3581 J ApaneseXmas        MRV  

S1   4246 B Anker              MRV  
S2   4089 B Eer                MRV  
S5   3866 A Naphylaxis         MRV  


Officials from Germany:
	referee      Hellmut Krug
	assistant referee #1  Bernd Kuhn
	assistant referee #2  Hans Wolf


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Krug signals the kick-off!

Min   1: CZE starts playing opportunistic.

Min   1: Bargain Buddy (CZE MF) drops back.

Min   1: S EcretCrush (CZE MF) drops back.

Min   1: Ad Ware (CZE FW) switches to play MF and drops back.

Min   1: B Agle (CZE FW) drops back.

Min   1: N OBock (CZE FW) switches to play MF and drops back.

Min   1: B UbbleBoy (CZE FW) pushes forward.

Min   1: J ApaneseXmas (CZE FW) drops back.

Min   2: ENG decent long-range shot by Fail_Dismally At_WCs ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min   3: Ed Reardon (ENG FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min   5: ENG mediocre attempt by Overthrow Despots ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Bargain Buddy!

Min   8: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross finds Overthrow Despots, whose mediocre attempt ...
         ... hits the bar!

Min  10: CZE decent long-range shot by M UltiFlu ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  10: CZE good volley by J ApaneseXmas ...
         ... assistant referee Kuhn judges the play to be clearly offside!

Min  11: M UltiFlu (CZE DF) tackles violently Malcolm Tucker ... 
         ... referee Krug shows UltiFlu a yellow card!

Min  11: M UltiFlu (CZE DF) starts playing passively.

Min  15: Ed Reardon (ENG FW) is brutally tackled by Ad Ware (CZE MF).

Min  16: CZE win a corner kick, which is taken by J ApaneseXmas ...
         ... the cross finds N OBock, whose decent chance ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  17: ENG mediocre volley by Fail_Dismally At_WCs ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by MF Bargain Buddy!

Min  19: CZE good effort by B Agle ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by FW MoanAboutThe Weather!

Min  25: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross finds Malcolm Tucker, whose mediocre long shot ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  25: N OBock (CZE MF) punches MoanAboutThe Weather ... 
         ... referee Krug exchanges few words with OBock.

Min  28: ENG decent header by Basil Fawlty ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF N OBock!

Min  28: ENG mediocre chance by Ed Reardon ...
         ... is saved with a deep sigh by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  30: CZE promising long shot by Z Helatin ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  31: ENG decent long-range shot by Eddie Hitler ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  35: ENG decent shot by Basil Fawlty ...
         ... is smothered by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  35: Ed Reardon (ENG FW) boots the ball out of reach of B Agle (CZE FW).

Min  35: Manager Eduard Habermann (CZE) orders his team to play rough.

Min  36: CZE good chance by N OBock ...
         ... is easily blocked by FW MoanAboutThe Weather!

Min  37: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross finds Ed Reardon, whose decent attempt ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  37: CZE win a corner kick, which is taken by M UltiFlu ...
         ... the cross finds S EcretCrush, whose good effort ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  37: Bargain Buddy (CZE MF) just manages to intercept a pass from MoanAboutThe Weather (ENG FW).

Min  41: CZE good long-range shot by M UltiFlu ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK EatCheeseN Surrender!

Min  42: ENG mediocre volley by Ed Reardon ...
         ... is punted upfield by SW Z Helatin!

Min  42: CZE decent shot by Ad Ware ...
         ... is calmly cleared by MF Stab Buttocks!

Min  44: ENG mediocre long-range shot by Eddie Hitler ...
         ... is punched to safety by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  44: Z Helatin (CZE SW) robs the ball from Eddie Hitler (ENG DF).

Min  44: A DvancedCleaner (CZE GK) elbows Stab Buttocks ... 
         ... referee Krug shows DvancedCleaner a yellow card!

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Krug signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  ENG 0  -  CZE 0  [ 8  -  6 ]

Manager Ron Manager shouts orders in ENG's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out DF Malcolm Tucker ...
	Malcolm Tucker goes to shower and Impose Austerity takes his place.
  he wants to sub out FW Basil Fawlty ...
	Basil Fawlty goes to shower and PlayLike ACrapItaly takes his place.
  FW PlayLike ACrapItaly drops back.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Krug gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: CZE promising long shot by Z Helatin ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  53: ENG difficult effort by Alison Jackman ...
         ... is saved with a deep sigh by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  53: CZE win a corner kick, which is taken by N OBock ...
         ... the cross is deflected to B Agle, whose good effort ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ENG 0  -  CZE 1

Min  53: Manager Eduard Habermann (CZE) orders his team to play normally.

Min  53: J ApaneseXmas (CZE FW) switches to play MF.

Min  54: Coach Eduard Habermann (CZE) yells at FW B UbbleBoy to position normally.

Min  54: O Olong (CZE DF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Krug awards ENG a direct free kick!
         ... Stab Buttocks takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is saved with a deep sigh by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  54: B UbbleBoy (CZE FW) drops back.

Min  60: Fail_Dismally At_WCs (ENG MF) pushes forward.

Min  60: Alison Jackman (ENG MF) pushes forward.

Min  63: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Ed Reardon, whose promising chance ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min  66: ENG decent chance by Alison Jackman ...
         ... is headed clear by FW B Agle!

Min  67: CZE promising long shot by M UltiFlu ...
         ... is just palmed away by GK EatCheeseN Surrender!

Min  68: CZE decent header by N OBock ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by DF Impose Austerity!

Min  70: Z Helatin (CZE SW) trips Stab Buttocks just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Krug awards ENG a direct free kick!
         ... Stab Buttocks takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  70: B UbbleBoy (CZE FW) can't switch from FW to MF. Too few FW!

Min  71: ENG promising header by Alison Jackman ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  73: ENG promising long-range shot by Fail_Dismally At_WCs ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  73: CZE decent long-range shot by B Agle ...
         ... is smothered by GK EatCheeseN Surrender!

Min  75: ENG decent long-range shot by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... is headed clear by SW Z Helatin!

Min  75: Impose Austerity (ENG DF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Krug awards CZE a direct free kick!
         ... B Agle takes the kick ...
         ... the shot hits the post!

Min  77: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross finds Eddie Hitler, whose mediocre long shot ...
         ... is saved with a gentle burp by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  78: ENG promising effort by Fail_Dismally At_WCs ...
         ... hits the post!

Min  79: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross finds Overthrow Despots, whose decent shot ...
         ... slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!!
         ... Stab Buttocks is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ENG 1  -  CZE 1

Min  79: Fail_Dismally At_WCs (ENG MF) drops back.

Min  79: Alison Jackman (ENG MF) positions normally.

Min  79: Manager Eduard Habermann (CZE) orders his team to play rough.

Min  79: J ApaneseXmas (CZE MF) switches to play FW.

Min  80: MoanAboutThe Weather (ENG FW) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Krug shows Weather a yellow card!

Min  80: B UbbleBoy (CZE FW) pushes forward.

Min  81: CZE promising attempt by J ApaneseXmas ...
         ... is saved easily by GK EatCheeseN Surrender!

Min  84: CZE win a corner kick, which is taken by N OBock ...
         ... the cross finds M UltiFlu, whose promising long shot ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK EatCheeseN Surrender!

Min  86: ENG mediocre chance by PlayLike ACrapItaly ...
         ... is headed clear by DF M UltiFlu!

Min  87: CZE win an indirect free kick, which is taken by N OBock ...
         ... the cross finds S EcretCrush, whose promising volley ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... N OBock is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ENG 1  -  CZE 2

Min  87: Fail_Dismally At_WCs (ENG MF) pushes forward.

Min  87: Alison Jackman (ENG MF) pushes forward.

Min  87: Manager Eduard Habermann (CZE) orders his team to play normally.

Min  87: B UbbleBoy (CZE FW) switches to play MF and drops back.

Min  87: J ApaneseXmas (CZE FW) can't switch from FW to MF. Too few FW!

Min  88: ENG mediocre long-range shot by Alison Jackman ...
         ... is saved with a smile by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  90: PlayLike ACrapItaly (ENG FW) switches to play DF and positions normally.

Min  90: PlayLike ACrapItaly (ENG DF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Donna Noble enters the field.

Min  91: Pheeeep! Referee Krug blows the final whistle!


Final score:  ENG 1  -  CZE 2

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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ENG vs CZE:  1 - 2  [ 16 (2 fk)  -  13 (1 fk) ]

ENG (B)
GK   EatCheeseN Surrender           (-2:0 0 0 5)
DF   Donna Noble                    (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
DF   Impose Austerity               (0:0 0 1 0) entered @45 
DF   Eddie Hitler                   (0:3 0 0 0)
DF   Malcolm Tucker                 (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @45 
DF   PlayLike ACrapItaly            (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45  subbed @90 
MF > Fail_Dismally At_WCs           (0:3 0 0 0)
MF > Alison Jackman                 (0:3 0 0 0)
MF < Stab Buttocks                  (0:2 1 1 0)
FW < Amy Pond                       (0:0 0 0 0)
FW < Overthrow Despots              (1:2 0 0 0)
FW < Ed Reardon                     (0:3 0 0 0)
FW < MoanAboutThe Weather           (0:0 0 2 0) YC 
FW < Basil Fawlty                   (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @45 


CZE (O)
GK   A DvancedCleaner               (-1:0 0 0 12) YC 
SW   Z Helatin                      (0:2 0 2 0)
DF   M UltiFlu                      (0:4 0 1 0) YC 
DF   O Olong                        (0:0 0 0 0)
MF < Bargain Buddy                  (0:0 0 2 0)
MF < S EcretCrush                   (1:2 0 0 0)
MF < Ad Ware                        (0:0 0 0 0)
MF < N OBock                        (0:1 1 1 0)
MF < B UbbleBoy                     (0:0 0 0 0)
FW < B Agle                         (1:3 0 1 0)
FW < J ApaneseXmas                  (0:2 0 0 0)


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  CZE  GK  A. DvancedCleaner
    **  CZE  FW  B. Agle
     *  CZE  MF  S. EcretCrush

Offsides:  ENG:  0      CZE:  1


