Frn: "Timo Ojala" <skidi@ee.oulu.fi>
Till: <skidi@ee.oulu.fi>
mne: [WEFS] WC - Day #1 Group C Matches
Datum: den 3 december 2012 17:21

WC - Day #1 Group C Matches
---------------------------
1  USA - CZE
2  ENG - DEN

------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Day #01:  Team Stars and Stripes (#1 seed) (#0 in C)  vs  Czech Republic (#3 seed) (#0 in C)

69888 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 2777082

Starting lineups
----------------

USA (O)
Coach  Dave Drake, Rob Duffy, Jeff Meiners, Al Musgrove, Jim Shiffer
GK   4358 Bill Conqueror       VER  
SW   4623 J. Bociforous        MMO  
DF   4630 Jaguar Buddha        PDX  
DF   4287 Big BadBill          MMO  
DF   4289 Deer Crossing        RDR  
MF   4578 SKF Bearing          PDX  
MF   4298 Rodney Marsh         VER  
MF   4125 Brown_LA Haze        PDX  
FW   4478 Lars Enny            WAC  
FW   4475 Alma Topke           PDX  
FW   4272 Tully Mars           PDX  

S1   4290 ParkAnd Ride         RDR  
S2   4699 HP 48G               PDX  
S3   4659 Rick Blaine          VER  
S4   4492 Im Odiforous         MMO  


CZE
Coach  Eduard Habermann
GK   4626 A DvancedCleaner     MRV  
SW   4471 Z Helatin            MRV  
DF   4118 M UltiFlu            MRV  
DF   4206 O Olong              MRV  
MF   4772 Bargain Buddy        MRV  
MF   4460 S EcretCrush         MRV  
FW   4774 Ad Ware              MRV  
FW   4267 B Agle               MRV  
FW   4050 N OBock              MRV  
FW   3779 B UbbleBoy           MRV  
FW   3581 J ApaneseXmas        MRV  

S1   4246 B Anker              MRV  
S2   4089 B Eer                MRV  
S5   3866 A Naphylaxis         MRV  


Officials from Greece:
	referee      Vassilios Nikakis
	assistant referee #1  Dimitrios Begos
	assistant referee #2  Nikolaos Vergis


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Nikakis signals the kick-off!

Min   1: Jaguar Buddha (USA DF) gets orders to mark.

Min   1: Tully Mars (USA FW) pushes forward.

Min   1: CZE starts using long ball.

Min   1: Bargain Buddy (CZE MF) drops back.

Min   1: S EcretCrush (CZE MF) drops back.

Min   1: B UbbleBoy (CZE FW) pushes forward.

Min   1: B Agle (CZE FW) is getting marked by Jaguar Buddha.

Min   4: USA difficult header by Alma Topke ...
         ... is punted upfield by MF S EcretCrush!

Min   5: CZE fast break sets up J ApaneseXmas, whose difficult chance ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min   5: USA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Brown_LA Haze ...
         ... the cross finds Lars Enny, whose mediocre header ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min   7: USA difficult header by Tully Mars ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min   9: CZE mediocre chance by M UltiFlu ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Big BadBill!

Min  15: B Agle (CZE FW) is just tackled by J. Bociforous (USA SW).

Min  17: CZE difficult long-range shot by Z Helatin ...
         ... clips the post!

Min  17: USA really difficult header by Tully Mars ...
         ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  19: Alma Topke (USA FW) forces a bad pass from O Olong (CZE DF).

Min  21: USA difficult header by Alma Topke ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF O Olong!

Min  22: CZE win a corner kick, which is taken by Z Helatin ...
         ... the cross finds B UbbleBoy, whose decent effort ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Bill Conqueror!

Min  23: USA difficult attempt by Alma Topke ...
         ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  23: USA difficult long-range shot by J. Bociforous ...
         ... is well wide!

Min  25: USA difficult volley by Lars Enny ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF O Olong!

Min  26: USA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by J. Bociforous ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Rodney Marsh, whose difficult attempt ...
         ... is saved with a gentle burp by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  28: CZE win a corner kick, which is taken by B Agle ...
         ... the cross finds Ad Ware, whose mediocre attempt ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Bill Conqueror!

Min  34: CZE difficult volley by N OBock ...
         ... is calmly cleared by DF Big BadBill!

Min  37: Jaguar Buddha (USA DF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Nikakis awards CZE a direct free kick!
         ... B Agle takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is saved acrobatically by GK Bill Conqueror!

Min  38: CZE difficult effort by B Agle ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Bill Conqueror!

Min  38: USA mediocre chance by Alma Topke ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  38: USA mediocre long-range shot by SKF Bearing ...
         ... is saved easily by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  42: CZE mediocre long-range shot by O Olong ...
         ... is well wide!

Min  44: USA difficult volley by SKF Bearing ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF O Olong!

Min  45: CZE mediocre header by B Agle ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by SW J. Bociforous!

Min  45: Pheeeep! Referee Nikakis signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  USA 0  -  CZE 0  [ 8  -  6 (1 fk) ]

Manager Dave Drake, Rob Duffy, Jeff Meiners, Al Musgrove, Jim Shiffer shouts orders in USA's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out DF Deer Crossing ...
	Deer Crossing goes to shower and HP 48G takes his place.
  he wants to sub out FW Tully Mars ...
	Tully Mars goes to shower and ParkAnd Ride takes his place.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Nikakis gets the second half on the way!

Min  47: USA mediocre header by J. Bociforous ...
         ... is headed clear by SW Z Helatin!

Min  48: USA win a corner kick, which is taken by Brown_LA Haze ...
         ... the cross is deflected to ParkAnd Ride, whose mediocre chance ...
         ... is punched to safety by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  52: USA mediocre chance by Alma Topke ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  55: USA mediocre volley by Alma Topke ...
         ... is saved easily by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  57: CZE mediocre attempt by M UltiFlu ...
         ... is punted upfield by SW J. Bociforous!

Min  59: CZE mediocre chance by Ad Ware ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Bill Conqueror!

Min  60: Alma Topke (USA FW) is brutally tackled by B UbbleBoy (CZE FW).

Min  62: CZE win an indirect free kick, which is taken by O Olong ...
         ... the cross is deflected to S EcretCrush, whose difficult shot ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Bill Conqueror!

Min  64: USA mediocre attempt by ParkAnd Ride ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by FW B Agle!

Min  65: Z Helatin (CZE SW) is nudged away by Jaguar Buddha (USA DF).

Min  66: CZE mediocre long-range shot by O Olong ...
         ... goes through the keeper's legs! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  USA 0  -  CZE 1

Min  66: USA begins pressing forward.

Min  66: Manager Dave Drake, Rob Duffy, Jeff Meiners, Al Musgrove, Jim Shiffer (USA) orders his team to play rough.

Min  66: M UltiFlu (CZE DF) starts playing passively.

Min  69: USA good long-range shot by J. Bociforous ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  69: USA good attempt by Alma Topke ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  69: CZE promising shot by N OBock ...
         ... goes in off the post! GOAL!!!
         ... M UltiFlu is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  USA 0  -  CZE 2

Min  71: USA promising volley by ParkAnd Ride ...
         ... is headed clear by SW Z Helatin!

Min  72: USA good effort by SKF Bearing ...
         ... is saved easily by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  72: B UbbleBoy (CZE FW) is told to come off ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... B Eer enters the field.

Min  72: B Eer (CZE FW) drops back.

Min  73: USA win a corner kick, which is taken by Brown_LA Haze ...
         ... the cross finds ParkAnd Ride, whose promising attempt ...
         ... is saved with a confident wink by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  73: SKF Bearing (USA MF) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as twisted ankle ...
         ... 15 rolls of tape get him back to the field.

Min  76: Jaguar Buddha (USA DF) kicks the ball away after the whistle ... 
         ... referee Nikakis shows Buddha a yellow card!

Min  76: Jaguar Buddha (USA DF) starts playing passively.

Min  78: USA promising long-range shot by J. Bociforous ...
         ... is saved easily by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  79: CZE promising header by B Agle ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Brown_LA Haze!

Min  80: Bill Conqueror (USA GK) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Im Odiforous enters the field.

Min  81: CZE win an indirect free kick, which is taken by B Eer ...
         ... the cross finds Ad Ware, whose mediocre effort ...
         ... slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!!
         ... B Eer is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  USA 0  -  CZE 3

Min  81: USA good attempt by Rodney Marsh ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF M UltiFlu!

Min  81: USA make a quick pass to Alma Topke, whose promising header ...
         ... is smothered by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  81: Rodney Marsh (USA MF) is nudged away by M UltiFlu (CZE DF).

Min  81: S EcretCrush (CZE MF) starts playing passively.

Min  81: B Agle (CZE FW) starts playing passively.

Min  81: N OBock (CZE FW) starts playing passively.

Min  81: N OBock (CZE FW) is told to come off ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... B Anker enters the field.

Min  84: Lars Enny (USA FW) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Nikakis surprises the crowd by ignoring the foul.

Min  86: USA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by J. Bociforous ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Lars Enny, whose promising effort ...
         ... is saved easily by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  87: CZE mediocre effort by S EcretCrush ...
         ... is saved with a smile by GK Im Odiforous!

Min  87: B Anker (CZE FW) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Nikakis shows Anker a yellow card!

Min  87: B Anker (CZE FW) starts playing passively.

Min  89: USA promising volley by Alma Topke ...
         ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  90: USA promising chance by Lars Enny ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF O Olong!

Min  90: Ad Ware (CZE FW) is calmly blocked by HP 48G (USA DF).

Min  91: CZE decent long-range shot by Ad Ware ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Im Odiforous!

Min  93: Pheeeep! Referee Nikakis blows the final whistle!


Final score:  USA 0  -  CZE 3

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
------------------------------------------

USA vs CZE:  0 - 3  [ 19  -  13 (1 fk) ]

USA (P)
GK   Im Odiforous                   (-1:0 0 0 2) entered @80 
GK   Bill Conqueror                 (-2:0 0 0 6) subbed @80 
SW   J. Bociforous                  (0:3 0 2 0)
DF   Jaguar Buddha                  (0:0 0 0 0) YC  marked B. Agle
DF   Big BadBill                    (0:0 0 2 0)
DF   HP 48G                         (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 
DF   Deer Crossing                  (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 
MF   SKF Bearing                    (0:2 0 0 0)
MF   Rodney Marsh                   (0:1 0 0 0)
MF   Brown_LA Haze                  (0:0 0 1 0)
FW   Lars Enny                      (0:2 0 0 0)
FW   Alma Topke                     (0:7 0 0 0)
FW > Tully Mars                     (0:2 0 0 0) subbed @45 
FW   ParkAnd Ride                   (0:2 0 0 0) entered @45 


CZE (L)
GK   A DvancedCleaner               (0:0 0 0 15)
SW   Z Helatin                      (0:1 0 2 0)
DF   M UltiFlu                      (0:0 1 1 0)
DF   O Olong                        (1:2 0 4 0)
MF < Bargain Buddy                  (0:0 0 0 0)
MF < S EcretCrush                   (0:2 0 1 0)
FW   Ad Ware                        (1:4 0 0 0)
FW   B Agle                         (0:2 0 1 0)
FW   N OBock                        (1:1 0 0 0) subbed @81 
FW > B UbbleBoy                     (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @72 
FW   J ApaneseXmas                  (0:1 0 0 0)
FW < B Eer                          (0:0 1 0 0) entered @72 
FW   B Anker                        (0:0 0 0 0) entered @81  YC 


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  CZE  GK  A. DvancedCleaner
    **  CZE  DF  O. Olong
     *  CZE  FW  A. Ware

Offsides:  USA:  0      CZE:  0


------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Day #01:  England (#2 seed) (#0 in C)  vs  Denmark (#4 seed) (#0 in C)

65924 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 4131129

Starting lineups
----------------

ENG (B)
Coach  Ron Manager
GK   4651 EatCheeseN Surrender NAT  
DF   4461 Eddie Hitler         BBT  
DF   4109 Malcolm Tucker       BBT  
MF < 4472 Fail_Dismally At_WCs NAT  
MF   4260 Alison Jackman       BBT  
MF < 4268 Stab Buttocks        NAT  
FW < 4617 Amy Pond             BBT  
FW < 4652 Overthrow Despots    NAT  
FW < 4462 Ed Reardon           BBT  
FW < 4269 MoanAboutThe Weather NAT  
FW < 4110 Basil Fawlty         BBT  

S1   4787 Impose Austerity     NAT  
S2   4616 Martha Jones         BBT  
S3   4120 PlayLike ACrapItaly  NAT  
S4   4779 Donna Noble          BBT  
S5   4701 Niles Crane          BBT  


DEN
Coach  William Baldwin
GK   4271 Mistress Mary        NRU  
DF < 4789 Goosey Gander        NRU  
DF   4628 Dusty Miller         NRU  
DF > 4891 fname lname          NRU  
DF   4879 Old Goose            NRU  
MF   4526 Yellow Duckling      NRU  
MF   3637 Robert Rowley        NRU  
FW   4790 Tommy Tucker         NRU  
FW   4629 Solomon Grundy       NRU  
FW > 4142 Davy Dumpling        NRU  
FW < 3319 Sulky Sue            NRU  

S1 < 3636 King Boggen          NRU  
S2   3088 Lucy Locket          NRU  
S3   3797 Georgie Porgie       NRU  
S4   4286 Round Egg            NRU  
S5   3738 Your Egg             NRU  


Officials from Germany:
	referee      Hellmut Krug
	assistant referee #1  Bernd Kuhn
	assistant referee #2  Hans Wolf


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Krug signals the kick-off!

Min   1: Manager William Baldwin (DEN) orders his team to play rough.

Min   1: Malcolm Tucker (ENG DF) is clumsily tackled by Robert Rowley (DEN MF).

Min   2: Malcolm Tucker (ENG DF) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 6 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min   4: ENG excellent long-range shot by Fail_Dismally At_WCs ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Old Goose!

Min   5: ENG excellent header by Alison Jackman ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Mistress Mary!

Min   6: ENG excellent shot by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min   7: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross finds Alison Jackman, whose excellent chance ...
         ... is smothered by GK Mistress Mary!

Min   9: DEN promising attempt by Solomon Grundy ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Malcolm Tucker!

Min  10: Old Goose (DEN DF) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 5 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min  12: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross is deflected to MoanAboutThe Weather, whose excellent volley ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  16: ENG excellent attempt by Amy Pond ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF fname lname!

Min  16: ENG excellent attempt by Fail_Dismally At_WCs ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  17: ENG good volley by Basil Fawlty ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  18: DEN fast break sets up Yellow Duckling, whose promising chance ...
         ... the shot easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... but assistant referee Kuhn's flag is up! The goal is disallowed!

Min  19: Davy Dumpling (DEN FW) heads the ball away from MoanAboutThe Weather (ENG FW).

Min  20: ENG excellent long-range shot by Overthrow Despots ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  20: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Fail_Dismally At_WCs, whose excellent attempt ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  21: DEN promising shot by Tommy Tucker ...
         ... the shot is unstoppable! GOAL!!!
         ... but assistant referee Kuhn's flag is up! The goal is disallowed!

Min  23: DEN good shot by Davy Dumpling ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by FW Ed Reardon!

Min  23: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross finds Amy Pond, whose excellent chance ...
         ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!!
         ... Stab Buttocks is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ENG 1  -  DEN 0

Min  23: DEN begins pressing forward.

Min  24: ENG excellent effort by Ed Reardon ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by DF Goosey Gander!

Min  25: DEN good long-range shot by Old Goose ...
         ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ENG 1  -  DEN 1

Min  25: ENG excellent volley by Alison Jackman ...
         ... is saved with a confident wink by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  25: DEN discards their tactics.

Min  28: DEN win a corner kick, which is taken by Sulky Sue ...
         ... the cross finds Davy Dumpling, whose promising volley ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK EatCheeseN Surrender!

Min  29: ENG excellent chance by MoanAboutThe Weather ...
         ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  31: ENG excellent header by Ed Reardon ...
         ... is saved with a deep sigh by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  33: ENG excellent attempt by Ed Reardon ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by DF Goosey Gander!

Min  34: Amy Pond (ENG FW) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 5 cans of cool spray get her back to the field.

Min  34: fname lname (DEN DF) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as twisted ankle ...
         ... 14 rolls of tape get him back to the field.

Min  36: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Alison Jackman, whose good shot ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  38: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Overthrow Despots, whose excellent attempt ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  38: Solomon Grundy (DEN FW) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 11 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min  40: ENG good shot by Overthrow Despots ...
         ... assistant referee Wolf judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  45: ENG excellent long-range shot by Malcolm Tucker ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  45: ENG excellent effort by Basil Fawlty ...
         ... trickles over the line! GOAL!!!
         ... Ed Reardon is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ENG 2  -  DEN 1

Min  45: DEN begins pressing forward.

Min  46: DEN excellent long shot by Dusty Miller ...
         ... clips the bar!

Min  47: Ed Reardon (ENG FW) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 5 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min  49: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross finds Fail_Dismally At_WCs, whose excellent header ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min  49: Eddie Hitler (ENG DF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Krug awards DEN a direct free kick!
         ... Sulky Sue takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is saved with a smile by GK EatCheeseN Surrender!

Min  51: ENG excellent effort by MoanAboutThe Weather ...
         ... is saved with a confident wink by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  51: Pheeeep! Referee Krug signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  ENG 2  -  DEN 1  [ 19  -  5 (1 fk) ]

Manager Ron Manager shouts orders in ENG's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out DF Malcolm Tucker ...
	Malcolm Tucker goes to shower and Impose Austerity takes his place.
  he wants to sub out FW Basil Fawlty ...
	Basil Fawlty goes to shower and PlayLike ACrapItaly takes his place.
  FW PlayLike ACrapItaly drops back.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Krug gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross finds Eddie Hitler, whose excellent long shot ...
         ... is smothered by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  47: ENG excellent effort by MoanAboutThe Weather ...
         ... is just pushed wide by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  47: PlayLike ACrapItaly (ENG FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  48: MoanAboutThe Weather (ENG FW) is brutally tackled by Goosey Gander (DEN DF).

Min  49: ENG excellent attempt by Amy Pond ...
         ... assistant referee Kuhn judges the play to be barely offside!

Min  50: DEN good long-range shot by Davy Dumpling ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Eddie Hitler!

Min  51: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Ed Reardon, whose excellent header ...
         ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ENG 3  -  DEN 1

Min  51: DEN good long-range shot by Solomon Grundy ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  51: Manager William Baldwin (DEN) orders his team to play normally.

Min  53: ENG excellent volley by Overthrow Despots ...
         ... clips the post!

Min  53: ENG excellent effort by Fail_Dismally At_WCs ...
         ... is saved with a confident wink by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  55: ENG excellent header by Overthrow Despots ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Dusty Miller!

Min  55: ENG excellent volley by Amy Pond ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min  56: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross is deflected to PlayLike ACrapItaly, whose excellent shot ...
         ... hits the bar!

Min  57: Solomon Grundy (DEN FW) heads the ball away from MoanAboutThe Weather (ENG FW).

Min  57: Sulky Sue (DEN FW) is told to sub out ...
         ... she walks off the pitch ...
         ... King Boggen enters the field.

Min  58: ENG excellent effort by PlayLike ACrapItaly ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Old Goose!

Min  58: Solomon Grundy (DEN FW) drops back.

Min  59: ENG excellent shot by Fail_Dismally At_WCs ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  60: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Ed Reardon, whose excellent chance ...
         ... is fisted away by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  61: ENG excellent attempt by MoanAboutThe Weather ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  62: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross finds PlayLike ACrapItaly, whose excellent chance ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  64: DEN good long shot by Dusty Miller ...
         ... assistant referee Wolf judges the play to be barely offside!

Min  64: ENG excellent effort by Fail_Dismally At_WCs ...
         ... is saved with a deep sigh by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  64: Solomon Grundy (DEN FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  65: Robert Rowley (DEN MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  66: Mistress Mary (DEN GK) makes a foul inside the penalty box ... 
         ... referee Krug awards ENG a penalty kick!
         ... Stab Buttocks takes the kick ...
         ... the shot forces the keeper to run to the toilet! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ENG 4  -  DEN 1

Min  66: ENG adopts stalling tactic.

Min  67: ENG promising header by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... is saved with a confident wink by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  67: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Overthrow Despots, whose decent effort ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  67: Stab Buttocks (ENG MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  69: ENG decent chance by Ed Reardon ...
         ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!!
         ... PlayLike ACrapItaly is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ENG 5  -  DEN 1

Min  69: DEN discards their tactics.

Min  75: DEN difficult long-range shot by Davy Dumpling ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Eddie Hitler!

Min  75: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross is deflected to MoanAboutThe Weather, whose mediocre header ...
         ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  76: ENG mediocre shot by Fail_Dismally At_WCs ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  77: Robert Rowley (DEN MF) punches Amy Pond ... 
         ... referee Krug shows Rowley a yellow card!

Min  80: Impose Austerity (ENG DF) robs the ball from Goosey Gander (DEN DF).

Min  81: ENG mediocre effort by Amy Pond ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Old Goose!

Min  86: ENG decent chance by Amy Pond ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  89: DEN really difficult long shot by fname lname ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  90: PlayLike ACrapItaly (ENG FW) switches to play DF and positions normally.

Min  90: PlayLike ACrapItaly (ENG DF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Donna Noble enters the field.

Min  90: Old Goose (DEN DF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Georgie Porgie enters the field.

Min  90: Tommy Tucker (DEN FW) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Lucy Locket enters the field.

Min  92: Dusty Miller (DEN DF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Krug awards ENG a direct free kick!
         ... Stab Buttocks takes the kick ...
         ... assistant referee Kuhn judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  92: Pheeeep! Referee Krug blows the final whistle!


Final score:  ENG 5  -  DEN 1

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
------------------------------------------

ENG vs DEN:  5 - 1  [ 38 (1 fk  1 pk)  -  8 (1 fk) ]

ENG (S)
GK   EatCheeseN Surrender           (-1:0 0 0 2)
DF   Donna Noble                    (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
DF   Impose Austerity               (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 
DF   Eddie Hitler                   (0:1 0 2 0)
DF   Malcolm Tucker                 (0:1 0 1 0) subbed @45 
DF   PlayLike ACrapItaly            (0:2 1 0 0) entered @45  subbed @90 
MF < Fail_Dismally At_WCs           (0:7 0 0 0)
MF   Alison Jackman                 (0:4 0 0 0)
MF < Stab Buttocks                  (1:4 1 0 0)
FW < Amy Pond                       (1:4 0 0 0)
FW < Overthrow Despots              (0:5 0 0 0)
FW < Ed Reardon                     (2:4 1 1 0)
FW < MoanAboutThe Weather           (0:6 0 0 0)
FW < Basil Fawlty                   (1:2 0 0 0) subbed @45 


DEN
GK   Mistress Mary                  (-5:0 0 0 18)
DF < Goosey Gander                  (0:0 0 2 0)
DF   Dusty Miller                   (0:2 0 1 0)
DF > fname lname                    (0:1 0 1 0)
DF   Old Goose                      (1:1 0 3 0) subbed @90 
DF   Georgie Porgie                 (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
MF   Yellow Duckling                (0:1 0 0 0)
MF   Robert Rowley                  (0:0 0 0 0) YC 
FW   Tommy Tucker                   (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @90 
FW < Solomon Grundy                 (0:1 0 0 0)
FW > Davy Dumpling                  (0:1 0 0 0)
FW < King Boggen                    (0:0 0 0 0) entered @57 
FW < Sulky Sue                      (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @57 
FW   Lucy Locket                    (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  ENG  FW  E. Reardon
    **  DEN  GK  M. Mary
     *  DEN  DF  O. Goose

Offsides:  ENG:  3      DEN:  3


