Frn: "Timo Ojala" <skidi@ee.oulu.fi>
Till: <skidi@ee.oulu.fi>
mne: [WEFS] WC - Playoffs #3 Champ Pool Matches
Datum: den 21 december 2012 16:20

WC - Playoffs #3 Champ Pool Matches
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World Cup Final   ROB - GER
Bronze Match      CZE - ENG
5th Place Match   CAN - CRO
7th Place Match   FIN - IRL

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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Word Cup Final:  The Robots (#1 seed) (#1 in A)  vs  Team Germany (#1 seed) (#1 in B)

1613927 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 9062103

Starting lineups
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ROB (O)
Coach  I Robot
GK   2503 Robot E01            EEE  
DF   4497 Robot F05            FFF  
DF   4294 Robot F06            FFF  
DF   1690 Robot E08            EEE  
MF < 4498 Robot F11            FFF  
MF < 1875 Robot E12            EEE  
MF < 1691 Robot E13            EEE  
FW ^ 4657 Robot F16            FFF  
FW   2260 Robot E18            EEE  
FW ^ 4295 Robot F17            FFF  
FW < 2669 Robot A15            AAA  

S1   4801 Robot A28            AAA  
S2 ^ 4148 Robot F12            FFF  
S3 ^ 4719 Robot A26            AAA  
S4   4656 Robot F10            FFF  
S5   4800 Robot A27            AAA  


GER (B)
Coach  Richard, Sven & Thomas
GK   3956 Jennifer Walbank     SYD  
DF   4631 Karen Wilson         SYD  
DF   4466 Gerd Gelugon         HEL  
MF   4293 Brianna Pike         SYD  
MF ^ 4843 Hines Ward           BOM  
MF   4546 Norbert Nether_Hound HEL  
MF   4376 Svetlana Skull_Druj  HEL  
MF   4115 Theo Time_Hound      HEL  
MF ^ 4496 Annette Traczyk      SYD  
FW   4620 Theo Thunder_Wyrm    HEL  
FW   4146 Katrin Staudinger    SYD  

S1   4292 Emma Falkner         SYD  
S2   4835 Malcom Sheppard      BOM  
S3   4841 James Butler         BOM  
S4   3842 Vincent Vrock        HEL  


Officials from Senegal:
	referee      Mamadou Kebe
	assistant referee #1  Oumar Diouck
	assistant referee #2  Papa Sow


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Kebe signals the kick-off!

Min   1: Robot F05 (ROB DF) gets orders to mark.

Min   1: >>> The sprinklers have just come on by 'accident'...

Min   1: Karen Wilson (GER DF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Brianna Pike (GER MF) drops back.

Min   1: Norbert Nether_Hound (GER MF) drops back.

Min   1: Svetlana Skull_Druj (GER MF) drops back.

Min   1: Theo Thunder_Wyrm (GER FW) drops back.

Min   1: Katrin Staudinger (GER FW) drops back.

Min   1: Theo Thunder_Wyrm (GER FW) is getting marked by Robot F05.

Min   2: >>> Hope it doesn't rust any robots on the field

Min   3: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Gerd Gelugon ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Theo Time_Hound, whose decent volley ...
         ... is smothered by GK Robot E01!

Min   4: ROB win a corner kick, which is taken by Robot A15 ...
         ... the cross finds Robot F17, whose excellent effort ...
         ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!!
         ... Robot A15 is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ROB 1  -  GER 0

Min   4: >>> Hey... are any of these Robots made in Germany??

Min   6: ROB excellent volley by Robot A15 ...
         ... the shot is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... but assistant referee Sow's flag is up! The goal is disallowed!

Min   6: GER promising header by Norbert Nether_Hound ...
         ... assistant referee Diouck judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min   7: GER decent long-range shot by Theo Time_Hound ...
         ... is punched to safety by GK Robot E01!

Min   8: ROB excellent chance by Robot A15 ...
         ... is easily controlled by FW Theo Thunder_Wyrm!

Min   9: GER promising chance by Katrin Staudinger ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Robot F11!

Min   9: >>> Karen Wilson sneakily puts reverse mirrored glasses on Robot F16

Min  12: ROB excellent long-range shot by Robot F16 ...
         ... hits the bar!

Min  12: Robot F16 (ROB FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  17: GER decent effort by Theo Time_Hound ...
         ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!!
         ... Svetlana Skull_Druj is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ROB 1  -  GER 1

Min  19: Karen Wilson (GER DF) just manages to intercept a pass from Robot F11 (ROB MF).

Min  19: Robot E01 (ROB GK) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as twisted ankle ...
         ... 11 rolls of tape get him back to the field.

Min  21: >>> Annette Traczyk holds up pictures of a sexy toaster to distract the ROB MFs

Min  22: GER promising chance by Hines Ward ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by MF Robot F11!

Min  23: Robot F17 (ROB FW) steals the ball from Svetlana Skull_Druj (GER MF).

Min  24: ROB excellent volley by Robot A15 ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Svetlana Skull_Druj!

Min  24: Robot E13 (ROB MF) elbows Karen Wilson ... 
         ... referee Kebe shows E13 a yellow card!

Min  26: GER promising effort by Hines Ward ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  28: GER promising long-range shot by Svetlana Skull_Druj ...
         ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!!
         ... Annette Traczyk is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ROB 1  -  GER 2

Min  28: Hines Ward (GER MF) goes down just outside ROB's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Kebe waves play on.

Min  28: >>> The Germans pour a beer

Min  30: GER win a corner kick, which is taken by Gerd Gelugon ...
         ... the cross finds Karen Wilson, whose decent long shot ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  32: ROB excellent header by Robot E18 ...
         ... is smothered by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min  34: >>> Katrin Staudinger distracts Timppa by rearranging her outfit near him

Min  35: Robot F11 (ROB MF) robs the ball from Hines Ward (GER MF).

Min  36: GER decent attempt by Katrin Staudinger ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Robot E08!

Min  36: Robot E08 (ROB DF) trips Karen Wilson inside the penalty box ... 
         ... referee Kebe awards GER a penalty kick!
         ... Theo Thunder_Wyrm takes the kick ...
         ... the shot slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ROB 1  -  GER 3

Min  36: >>> The Germans start cooking the sausages

Min  36: >>> Theo Thunder_Wyrm helps pick up the pieces of what remains of ROBs GK

Min  37: GER decent long-range shot by Annette Traczyk ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Robot E01!

Min  37: >>> Norbert Nether_Hound cocks his leg against Robot F06

Min  38: >>> Theo Time_Hound cocks his leg against Robot E08

Min  39: ROB win a corner kick, which is taken by Robot E12 ...
         ... the cross finds Robot A15, whose excellent header ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min  39: GER promising header by Svetlana Skull_Druj ...
         ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ROB 1  -  GER 4

Min  39: >>> The Germans put on their Lederhosen

Min  41: ROB excellent long-range shot by Robot E18 ...
         ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ROB 2  -  GER 4

Min  41: GER promising header by Norbert Nether_Hound ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Robot F05!

Min  42: ROB excellent shot by Robot E18 ...
         ... assistant referee Sow judges the play to be a couple of yards offside!

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Kebe signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  ROB 2  -  GER 4  [ 7  -  9 (1 pk) ]

Manager I Robot shouts orders in ROB's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out MF Robot E12 ...
	Robot E12 goes to shower and Robot F12 takes his place.
  he wants to sub out FW Robot A15 ...
	Robot A15 goes to shower and Robot A26 takes his place.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Kebe gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: Coach I Robot (ROB) yells at MF Robot F12 to position normally.

Min  46: Coach I Robot (ROB) yells at FW Robot A26 to position normally.

Min  46: ROB adopts ball controlling tactic.

Min  46: Robot F11 (ROB MF) positions normally.

Min  46: Robot A26 (ROB FW) switches to play MF and moves wide.

Min  46: Robot E13 (ROB MF) positions normally.

Min  46: Robot F12 (ROB MF) moves wide.

Min  46: Robot E18 (ROB FW) drops back.

Min  46: >>> Jennifer Walbank complains about a huge oil slick on this side of the pitch

Min  48: ROB excellent volley by Robot E13 ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... Robot F12 is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ROB 3  -  GER 4

Min  49: GER excellent attempt by Katrin Staudinger ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  57: ROB excellent shot by Robot E18 ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Norbert Nether_Hound!

Min  58: ROB excellent long-range shot by Robot F05 ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min  59: GER excellent long-range shot by Hines Ward ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  61: >>> Gerd Gelugon mumbles a few words... Timppa grows a tail

Min  62: GER excellent effort by Katrin Staudinger ...
         ... assistant referee Sow judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  64: ROB excellent long-range shot by Robot F12 ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min  64: Katrin Staudinger (GER FW) punches Robot F05 ... 
         ... referee Kebe surprises everybody by waving the play on.

Min  66: Svetlana Skull_Druj (GER MF) robs the ball from Robot F16 (ROB FW).

Min  70: ROB excellent volley by Robot E13 ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by MF Theo Time_Hound!

Min  70: ROB win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Robot F16 ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Robot E18, whose excellent shot ...
         ... is just palmed away by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min  71: ROB excellent effort by Robot F16 ...
         ... assistant referee Diouck judges the play to be just offside!

Min  72: GER excellent header by Katrin Staudinger ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Robot F11!

Min  74: GER make a quick pass to Brianna Pike, whose excellent chance ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Robot E01!

Min  76: ROB begins pressing forward.

Min  76: Robot F05 (ROB DF) positions normally.

Min  76: Robot A26 (ROB MF) goes rough.

Min  76: Robot F12 (ROB MF) goes rough.

Min  76: Robot F16 (ROB FW) goes rough.

Min  76: Robot E18 (ROB FW) positions normally and goes rough.

Min  76: Robot F17 (ROB FW) goes rough.

Min  76: GER adopts stalling tactic.

Min  76: Karen Wilson (GER DF) positions normally.

Min  76: Theo Time_Hound (GER MF) drops back.

Min  77: Robot F05 (ROB) is no longer marking Theo Thunder_Wyrm.

Min  77: ROB excellent long-range shot by Robot E13 ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  77: >>> Brianna Pike sidles up to Robot E12 and puts a magnet between his knees

Min  78: Robot E13 (ROB MF) is just tackled by Karen Wilson (GER DF).

Min  79: GER promising long-range shot by Norbert Nether_Hound ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Robot E01!

Min  81: GER decent shot by Theo Thunder_Wyrm ...
         ... is deflected onto the post by DF Robot F05!

Min  81: ROB excellent effort by Robot F17 ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ROB 4  -  GER 4

Min  81: ROB starts playing opportunistic.

Min  81: Robot F05 (ROB DF) gets orders to mark.

Min  81: Robot F11 (ROB MF) drops back.

Min  81: Robot A26 (ROB MF) plays normally.

Min  81: Robot E13 (ROB MF) drops back.

Min  81: Robot F12 (ROB MF) plays normally.

Min  81: Robot F16 (ROB FW) plays normally.

Min  81: Robot E18 (ROB FW) plays normally.

Min  81: Robot F17 (ROB FW) plays normally.

Min  81: GER adopts ball controlling tactic.

Min  81: Karen Wilson (GER DF) pushes forward.

Min  81: Theo Time_Hound (GER MF) positions normally.

Min  82: Theo Thunder_Wyrm (GER FW) is getting marked by Robot F05.

Min  82: >>> Hines Ward looks anxiously at the clock

Min  84: GER win a corner kick, which is taken by Gerd Gelugon ...
         ... the cross finds Brianna Pike, whose good volley ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  87: GER decent effort by Annette Traczyk ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Robot E01!

Min  90: Pheeeep! Referee Kebe signals the end of the regulation!

Score at the end of normal time:  ROB 4  -  GER 4  [ 14  -  16 (1 pk) ]

	>>> Svetlana Skull_Druj mumbles some words and turns Timppa into a frog
Min  91: Pheeeep! Referee Kebe signals the start of the extra time!

Min  91: >>> The German bench call in the Electromagnetic crane

Min  93: Robot F11 (ROB MF) elbows Brianna Pike ... 
         ... referee Kebe shows F11 a yellow card!

Min  94: Gerd Gelugon (GER DF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Kebe awards ROB a direct free kick!
         ... Robot E18 takes the kick ...
         ... assistant referee Sow judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  96: Robot F12 (ROB MF) makes a foul inside the penalty box ... 
         ... referee Kebe awards GER a penalty kick!
         ... Theo Thunder_Wyrm takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is fisted away by GK Robot E01!

Min  98: ROB good volley by Robot F12 ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  99: ROB excellent long-range shot by Robot F11 ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min 100: ROB excellent long-range shot by Robot F17 ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Karen Wilson!

Min 101: GER promising header by Katrin Staudinger ...
         ... hits the post!

Min 102: GER promising shot by Theo Time_Hound ...
         ... is punted upfield by MF Robot E13!

Min 102: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Gerd Gelugon ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Norbert Nether_Hound, whose promising chance ...
         ... clips the bar!

Min 105: Pheeeep! Referee Kebe signals the end of the first half in extra time!

Score at the end of first period of extra time:  ROB 4  -  GER 4  [ 16 (1 fk)  -  18 (2 pk) ]

Min 106: Pheeeep! Referee Kebe gets the second half on the way!

Min 106: ROB excellent long-range shot by Robot F06 ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min 106: GER decent long-range shot by Annette Traczyk ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min 109: ROB excellent long-range shot by Robot E18 ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Gerd Gelugon!

Min 110: Karen Wilson (GER DF) is told to sub out ...
         ... she walks off the pitch ...
         ... Emma Falkner enters the field.

Min 111: ROB excellent chance by Robot E18 ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min 112: Theo Time_Hound (GER MF) trips Robot F05 just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Kebe awards ROB a direct free kick!
         ... Robot E18 takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is saved acrobatically by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min 113: GER promising long shot by Emma Falkner ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Robot E01!

Min 113: Robot F05 (ROB DF) makes a foul just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Kebe awards GER a direct free kick!
         ... Theo Thunder_Wyrm takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is saved acrobatically by GK Robot E01!

Min 114: Annette Traczyk (GER MF) boots the ball out of reach of Robot A26 (ROB MF).

Min 116: GER decent long-range shot by Norbert Nether_Hound ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Robot F06!

Min 117: ROB win a corner kick, which is taken by Robot F16 ...
         ... the cross finds Robot F17, whose excellent header ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min 117: Robot F05 (ROB DF) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as twisted ankle ...
         ... 14 rolls of tape get him back to the field.

Min 121: Pheeeep! Referee Kebe blows the final whistle!

Penalty kicks will decide the winner!

   **  Robot E18 takes kick number 1 for ROB ...
         ... which is smothered by GK Jennifer Walbank!
         ... penalty kick score:  ROB 0  -  GER 0

   **  Theo Thunder_Wyrm takes kick number 1 for GER ...
         ... which is tipped over the bar by GK Robot E01!
         ... penalty kick score:  ROB 0  -  GER 0

   **  Robot F17 takes kick number 2 for ROB ...
         ... which is just palmed away by GK Jennifer Walbank!
         ... penalty kick score:  ROB 0  -  GER 0

   **  Theo Time_Hound takes kick number 2 for GER ...
         ... which forces the keeper to duck! GOAL!!!
         ... penalty kick score:  ROB 0  -  GER 1

   **  Robot E13 takes kick number 3 for ROB ...
         ... which forces the keeper to duck! GOAL!!!
         ... penalty kick score:  ROB 1  -  GER 1

   **  Gerd Gelugon takes kick number 3 for GER ...
         ... which is fisted away by GK Robot E01!
         ... penalty kick score:  ROB 1  -  GER 1

   **  Robot F12 takes kick number 4 for ROB ...
         ... which easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... penalty kick score:  ROB 2  -  GER 1

   **  Annette Traczyk takes kick number 4 for GER ...
         ... which forces the keeper to duck! GOAL!!!
         ... penalty kick score:  ROB 2  -  GER 2

   **  Robot A26 takes kick number 5 for ROB ...
         ... which forces the keeper to dive for cover! GOAL!!!
         ... penalty kick score:  ROB 3  -  GER 2

   **  Svetlana Skull_Druj takes kick number 5 for GER ...
         ... which bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... penalty kick score:  ROB 3  -  GER 3

   **  Robot F11 takes sudden death kick 1 for ROB ...
         ... which forces the keeper to shout for her mommy! GOAL!!!
         ... penalty kick score:  ROB 4  -  GER 3

   **  Katrin Staudinger takes sudden death kick 1 for GER ...
         ... which bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... penalty kick score:  ROB 4  -  GER 4

   **  Robot F16 takes sudden death kick 2 for ROB ...
         ... which slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!!
         ... penalty kick score:  ROB 5  -  GER 4

   **  Emma Falkner takes sudden death kick 2 for GER ...
         ... which bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... penalty kick score:  ROB 5  -  GER 5

   **  Robot E08 takes sudden death kick 3 for ROB ...
         ... which is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... penalty kick score:  ROB 6  -  GER 5

   **  Hines Ward takes sudden death kick 3 for GER ...
         ... which forces the keeper to shout for his mommy! GOAL!!!
         ... penalty kick score:  ROB 6  -  GER 6

   **  Robot F06 takes sudden death kick 4 for ROB ...
         ... which bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... penalty kick score:  ROB 7  -  GER 6

   **  Norbert Nether_Hound takes sudden death kick 4 for GER ...
         ... which bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... penalty kick score:  ROB 7  -  GER 7

   **  Robot F05 takes sudden death kick 5 for ROB ...
         ... which goes through the keeper's legs! GOAL!!!
         ... penalty kick score:  ROB 8  -  GER 7

   **  Brianna Pike takes sudden death kick 5 for GER ...
         ... which bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... penalty kick score:  ROB 8  -  GER 8

   **  Robot E01 takes sudden death kick 6 for ROB ...
         ... which is smothered by GK Jennifer Walbank!
         ... penalty kick score:  ROB 8  -  GER 9

   **  Jennifer Walbank takes sudden death kick 6 for GER ...
         ... which forces the keeper to dive for cover! GOAL!!!
         ... penalty kick score:  ROB 8  -  GER 9


Final score:  ROB 4  -  GER 4
Penalties:    ROB 8  -  GER 9

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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ROB vs GER:  4 - 4  [ 19 (2 fk)  -  20 (1 fk  2 pk) ]

ROB (O)
GK   Robot E01                      (-4:0 0 0 9)
DF   Robot F05                      (0:1 0 2 0) marked T. Thunder_Wyrm
DF   Robot F06                      (0:1 0 1 0)
DF   Robot E08                      (0:0 0 1 0)
MF < Robot F11                      (0:1 0 3 0) YC 
MF < Robot E12                      (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 
MF ^ Robot A26                      (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 
MF < Robot E13                      (1:2 0 1 0) YC 
MF ^ Robot F12                      (0:2 1 0 0) entered @45 
FW ^ Robot F16                      (0:2 0 0 0)
FW   Robot E18                      (1:7 0 0 0)
FW ^ Robot F17                      (2:3 0 0 0)
FW < Robot A15                      (0:2 1 0 0) subbed @45 


GER (B)
GK   Jennifer Walbank               (-4:0 0 0 8)
DF > Karen Wilson                   (0:1 0 1 0) subbed @110 
DF   Gerd Gelugon                   (0:0 0 1 0)
DF   Emma Falkner                   (0:1 0 0 0) entered @110 
MF < Brianna Pike                   (0:2 0 0 0)
MF ^ Hines Ward                     (0:2 0 0 0)
MF < Norbert Nether_Hound           (0:3 0 1 0)
MF < Svetlana Skull_Druj            (2:2 1 1 0)
MF   Theo Time_Hound                (1:3 0 1 0)
MF ^ Annette Traczyk                (0:3 1 0 0)
FW < Theo Thunder_Wyrm              (1:3 0 1 0)
FW < Katrin Staudinger              (0:3 0 0 0)


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  GER  MF  S. Skull_Druj
    **  ROB  FW  R. F17
     *  GER  MF  T. Time_Hound

Offsides:  ROB:  4      GER:  2


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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Bronze Match:  Czech Republic (#3 seed) (#1 in C)  vs  England (#2 seed) (#2 in C)

146895 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 6875930

Starting lineups
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CZE
Coach  Eduard Habermann
GK   4626 A DvancedCleaner     MRV  
SW   4471 Z Helatin            MRV  
DF   4118 M UltiFlu            MRV  
DF   4206 O Olong              MRV  
MF   4772 Bargain Buddy        MRV  
MF   4460 S EcretCrush         MRV  
FW   4774 Ad Ware              MRV  
FW   4267 B Agle               MRV  
FW   4050 N OBock              MRV  
FW   3779 B UbbleBoy           MRV  
FW   3581 J ApaneseXmas        MRV  

S1   4246 B Anker              MRV  
S2   4089 B Eer                MRV  
S5   3866 A Naphylaxis         MRV  


ENG (B)
Coach  Ron Manager
GK   4651 EatCheeseN Surrender NAT  
DF   4461 Eddie Hitler         BBT  
DF   4109 Malcolm Tucker       BBT  
MF < 4472 Fail_Dismally At_WCs NAT  
MF   4260 Alison Jackman       BBT  
MF < 4268 Stab Buttocks        NAT  
FW < 4617 Amy Pond             BBT  
FW < 4652 Overthrow Despots    NAT  
FW < 4269 MoanAboutThe Weather NAT  
FW < 4110 Basil Fawlty         BBT  
FW < 4120 PlayLike ACrapItaly  NAT  

S1   4787 Impose Austerity     NAT  
S2   4616 Martha Jones         BBT  
S3   3928 Alan Statham         BBT  
S4   4779 Donna Noble          BBT  
S5   4701 Niles Crane          BBT  


Officials from Greece:
	referee      Vassilios Nikakis
	assistant referee #1  Dimitrios Begos
	assistant referee #2  Nikolaos Vergis


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Nikakis signals the kick-off!

Min   1: CZE starts playing opportunistic.

Min   1: Bargain Buddy (CZE MF) drops back.

Min   1: S EcretCrush (CZE MF) drops back.

Min   1: Ad Ware (CZE FW) switches to play MF and drops back.

Min   1: B Agle (CZE FW) drops back.

Min   1: N OBock (CZE FW) switches to play MF and drops back.

Min   1: B UbbleBoy (CZE FW) pushes forward.

Min   1: J ApaneseXmas (CZE FW) drops back.

Min   3: CZE decent long-range shot by O Olong ...
         ... goes through the keeper's legs! GOAL!!!
         ... B Agle is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  CZE 1  -  ENG 0

Min   3: Manager Ron Manager (ENG) orders his team to play rough.

Min   7: ENG promising effort by Basil Fawlty ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min   7: CZE decent attempt by M UltiFlu ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Fail_Dismally At_WCs!

Min   7: ENG promising long-range shot by Fail_Dismally At_WCs ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min   8: MoanAboutThe Weather (ENG FW) elbows Bargain Buddy ... 
         ... referee Nikakis shows Weather a yellow card!

Min  10: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross is deflected to PlayLike ACrapItaly, whose promising chance ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  12: ENG good shot by MoanAboutThe Weather ...
         ... is punted upfield by SW Z Helatin!

Min  14: CZE win an indirect free kick, which is taken by O Olong ...
         ... the cross finds B UbbleBoy, whose decent header ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK EatCheeseN Surrender!

Min  15: Z Helatin (CZE SW) steals the ball from Fail_Dismally At_WCs (ENG MF).

Min  19: ENG promising long-range shot by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... just beats the keeper's fingertips! GOAL!!!
         ... Alison Jackman is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  CZE 1  -  ENG 1

Min  19: Manager Ron Manager (ENG) orders his team to play normally.

Min  22: CZE decent shot by B Agle ...
         ... assistant referee Vergis judges the play to be a couple of yards offside!

Min  22: ENG decent attempt by Basil Fawlty ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by MF S EcretCrush!

Min  24: ENG mediocre attempt by Alison Jackman ...
         ... trickles over the line! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  CZE 1  -  ENG 2

Min  24: N OBock (CZE MF) elbows Malcolm Tucker ... 
         ... referee Nikakis shows OBock a yellow card!

Min  24: Manager Eduard Habermann (CZE) orders his team to play rough.

Min  24: N OBock (CZE MF) starts playing passively.

Min  27: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross finds Eddie Hitler, whose decent long shot ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  29: CZE win an indirect free kick, which is taken by S EcretCrush ...
         ... the cross finds M UltiFlu, whose promising long shot ...
         ... assistant referee Vergis judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  30: Ad Ware (CZE MF) elbows Overthrow Despots ... 
         ... referee Nikakis shows Ware a yellow card!

Min  30: Ad Ware (CZE MF) starts playing passively.

Min  32: ENG mediocre header by Malcolm Tucker ...
         ... is calmly cleared by SW Z Helatin!

Min  32: ENG mediocre shot by Alison Jackman ...
         ... is saved with a gentle burp by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  32: Z Helatin (CZE SW) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Nikakis awards ENG a direct free kick!
         ... Stab Buttocks takes the kick ...
         ... the shot dips over the bar!

Min  32: J ApaneseXmas (CZE FW) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as pulled muscle ...
         ... J ApaneseXmas is helped out of the pitch ...
         ... recovery of 3 weeks is expected.

Min  32: B Anker enters the field as FW for CZE.

Min  32: B Anker (CZE FW) drops back.

Min  35: CZE promising shot by B Agle ...
         ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  CZE 2  -  ENG 2

Min  35: M UltiFlu (CZE DF) elbows Overthrow Despots ... 
         ... referee Nikakis shows UltiFlu a yellow card!

Min  35: Manager Eduard Habermann (CZE) orders his team to play normally.

Min  35: M UltiFlu (CZE DF) starts playing passively.

Min  37: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross finds Basil Fawlty, whose promising shot ...
         ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  38: Fail_Dismally At_WCs (ENG MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  39: Overthrow Despots (ENG FW) is brutally tackled by B UbbleBoy (CZE FW).

Min  40: Stab Buttocks (ENG MF) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as pulled muscle ...
         ... Stab Buttocks is helped out of the pitch ...
         ... recovery of 4 weeks is expected.

Min  40: Martha Jones enters the field as MF for ENG.

Min  40: Martha Jones (ENG MF) drops back.

Min  42: CZE decent long-range shot by M UltiFlu ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min  42: Martha Jones (ENG MF) dives just outside CZE's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Nikakis waves play on.

Min  44: CZE promising chance by B Agle ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Alison Jackman!

Min  48: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by MoanAboutThe Weather ...
         ... the cross finds Overthrow Despots, whose decent effort ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min  49: Pheeeep! Referee Nikakis signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  CZE 2  -  ENG 2  [ 6  -  9 (1 fk) ]

Manager Ron Manager shouts orders in ENG's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out DF Malcolm Tucker ...
	Malcolm Tucker goes to shower and Impose Austerity takes his place.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Nikakis gets the second half on the way!

Min  48: ENG mediocre header by PlayLike ACrapItaly ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  51: ENG mediocre chance by Basil Fawlty ...
         ... is headed clear by DF M UltiFlu!

Min  55: CZE decent shot by S EcretCrush ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Martha Jones!

Min  55: Martha Jones (ENG MF) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 11 cans of cool spray get her back to the field.

Min  56: CZE promising chance by Bargain Buddy ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK EatCheeseN Surrender!

Min  59: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Martha Jones ...
         ... the cross is deflected to PlayLike ACrapItaly, whose mediocre chance ...
         ... is saved with a gentle burp by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  60: Impose Austerity (ENG DF) heads the ball away from Z Helatin (CZE SW).

Min  61: ENG decent volley by Alison Jackman ...
         ... is saved with a deep sigh by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  63: ENG promising volley by MoanAboutThe Weather ...
         ... is headed clear by FW B Agle!

Min  65: ENG mediocre long-range shot by MoanAboutThe Weather ...
         ... clips the post!

Min  66: ENG mediocre chance by MoanAboutThe Weather ...
         ... is punted upfield by SW Z Helatin!

Min  67: CZE promising shot by O Olong ...
         ... is calmly cleared by FW Amy Pond!

Min  70: CZE win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Bargain Buddy ...
         ... the cross finds Ad Ware, whose decent header ...
         ... assistant referee Begos judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  70: CZE decent long-range shot by Z Helatin ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK EatCheeseN Surrender!

Min  73: Z Helatin (CZE SW) is clumsily tackled by Martha Jones (ENG MF).

Min  74: ENG decent volley by Amy Pond ...
         ... is scrambled around the post by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  75: CZE smart play releases S EcretCrush, whose promising chance ...
         ... assistant referee Begos is blinded by the sun ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK EatCheeseN Surrender!

Min  78: ENG decent effort by Overthrow Despots ...
         ... assistant referee Vergis judges the play to be barely offside!

Min  78: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Amy Pond ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Alison Jackman, whose decent volley ...
         ... trickles over the line! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  CZE 2  -  ENG 3

Min  78: Z Helatin (CZE SW) switches to play DF.

Min  78: N OBock (CZE MF) switches to play FW.

Min  80: ENG adopts stalling tactic.

Min  81: ENG really difficult chance by PlayLike ACrapItaly ...
         ... is headed clear by DF M UltiFlu!

Min  82: Bargain Buddy (CZE MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  89: CZE really difficult volley by B Agle ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by MF Martha Jones!

Min  90: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Martha Jones ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Alison Jackman, whose desperate effort ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  90: Pheeeep! Referee Nikakis blows the final whistle!


Final score:  CZE 2  -  ENG 3

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
------------------------------------------

CZE vs ENG:  2 - 3  [ 10  -  17 (1 fk) ]

CZE (O)
GK   A DvancedCleaner               (-3:0 0 0 8)
DF   Z Helatin                      (0:1 0 3 0)
DF   M UltiFlu                      (0:2 0 2 0) YC 
DF   O Olong                        (1:1 0 0 0)
MF < Bargain Buddy                  (0:1 0 0 0)
MF < S EcretCrush                   (0:1 0 1 0)
MF < Ad Ware                        (0:1 0 0 0) YC 
FW < B Agle                         (1:2 1 1 0)
FW < N OBock                        (0:0 0 0 0) YC 
FW > B UbbleBoy                     (0:1 0 0 0)
FW < J ApaneseXmas                  (0:0 0 0 0) inj @32 pulled muscle
FW < B Anker                        (0:0 0 0 0) entered @32 


ENG (S)
GK   EatCheeseN Surrender           (-2:0 0 0 4)
DF   Impose Austerity               (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 
DF   Eddie Hitler                   (0:1 0 0 0)
DF   Malcolm Tucker                 (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 
MF < Martha Jones                   (0:0 0 2 0) entered @40 
MF < Fail_Dismally At_WCs           (0:1 0 1 0)
MF   Alison Jackman                 (2:5 1 1 0)
MF < Stab Buttocks                  (1:2 0 0 0) inj @40 pulled muscle
FW < Amy Pond                       (0:1 0 1 0)
FW < Overthrow Despots              (0:2 0 0 0)
FW < MoanAboutThe Weather           (0:1 0 0 0) YC 
FW < Basil Fawlty                   (0:2 0 0 0)
FW < PlayLike ACrapItaly            (0:3 0 0 0)


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  ENG  MF  A. Jackman
    **  CZE  FW  B. Agle
     *  CZE  SW  Z. Helatin

Offsides:  CZE:  3      ENG:  1


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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

5th Place Match:  Team Canada (#1 seed) (#2 in D)  vs  Croatia (#3 seed) (#2 in A)

110121 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 19831401

Starting lineups
----------------

CAN
Coach  Stephen Harper
GK   4639 Dan Cloutier         CAN  
SW   4394 Thomas Vermaelen     VA   
DF   4480 Patrice Evra         WMW  
DF   4299 Wes Brown            WMW  
DF   4296 Vedran Corluka       VA   
MF   4636 Darren Fletcher      WMW  
MF   4477 Andres Iniesta       VA   
MF   4261 Don Lever            CAN  
MF   4149 Cesc Fabregas        VA   
FW   4481 Wayne Rooney         WMW  
FW   4262 P. Nedved            CAN  

S1   4603 Dimitar Berbatov     WMW  
S2   4150 Owen Hargreaves      WMW  
S3   4483 Doug Bodger          CAN  
S4   4130 Peter McNab          CAN  
S5   3960 Lukasz Fabianski     VA   


CRO (L)
Coach  Volker Dyken
GK   4805 Timo Glock           FOL  
DF ^ 4806 Heikki Kovalainen    FOL  
DF ^ 4132 Felipe Massa         FOL  
DF   4133 Lewis Hamilton       FOL  
DF   4134 Fernando Alonso      FOL   ordered to mark D. Lever
MF   4484 Jenson Button        FOL  
MF   3936 Kimi Raikkonen       FOL  
FW   4485 Sebastian Vettel     FOL  
FW   4643 Mark Webber          FOL  
FW   4279 Withdraw RuleChanges FOL  
FW   4898 Nico Hulkenberg      FOL  

S1   3604 DriveWith TankTubeOn FOL  
S2   3603 Conference Room      FOL  
S3   3292 The RedOne           FOL  
S4   4830 Pedro delaRosa       FOL  
S5   3790 Weather Conditions   FOL  


Officials from Switzerland:
	referee      Werner Mueller
	assistant referee #1  Mauro Bianchi
	assistant referee #2  Laurent Rausis


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Mueller signals the kick-off!

Min   1: Vedran Corluka (CAN DF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Andres Iniesta (CAN MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Cesc Fabregas (CAN MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Wayne Rooney (CAN FW) moves wide.

Min   1: P. Nedved (CAN FW) moves wide.

Min   1: Lewis Hamilton (CRO DF) gets orders to mark.

Min   1: Jenson Button (CRO MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Kimi Raikkonen (CRO MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Cesc Fabregas (CAN MF) is getting marked by Lewis Hamilton.

Min   1: Don Lever (CAN MF) is getting marked by Fernando Alonso.

Min   3: CAN fast break sets up Wayne Rooney, whose excellent chance ...
         ... the shot is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... but assistant referee Rausis's flag is up! The goal is disallowed!

Min   3: CAN excellent volley by Wayne Rooney ...
         ... is parried by GK Timo Glock!

Min   4: CAN excellent long-range shot by Wes Brown ...
         ... clips the post!

Min   5: CRO promising long-range shot by Kimi Raikkonen ...
         ... is punched to safety by GK Dan Cloutier!

Min   5: CAN excellent attempt by Darren Fletcher ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by MF Jenson Button!

Min   7: CRO good effort by Sebastian Vettel ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Vedran Corluka!

Min   7: Darren Fletcher (CAN MF) makes a foul inside the penalty box ... 
         ... referee Mueller awards CRO a penalty kick!
         ... Withdraw RuleChanges takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is unstoppable! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  CAN 0  -  CRO 1

Min   7: Vedran Corluka (CAN DF) switches to play MF and drops back.

Min   7: CRO adopts stalling tactic.

Min   7: Jenson Button (CRO MF) drops back.

Min   7: Sebastian Vettel (CRO FW) switches to play DF.

Min   7: Kimi Raikkonen (CRO MF) drops back.

Min   7: Mark Webber (CRO FW) drops back.

Min   7: Withdraw RuleChanges (CRO FW) drops back.

Min   7: Nico Hulkenberg (CRO FW) drops back.

Min  10: CAN really difficult volley by Andres Iniesta ...
         ... assistant referee Rausis judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  11: Thomas Vermaelen (CAN SW) yells at the referee ... 
         ... referee Mueller shows Vermaelen a yellow card!

Min  13: CAN really difficult attempt by Wayne Rooney ...
         ... is headed clear by FW Withdraw RuleChanges!

Min  14: Heikki Kovalainen (CRO DF) is confidently tackled by Patrice Evra (CAN DF).

Min  19: CRO desperate chance by Jenson Button ...
         ... is punted upfield by SW Thomas Vermaelen!

Min  24: CRO desperate attempt by Mark Webber ...
         ... assistant referee Bianchi judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  26: CAN difficult chance by Darren Fletcher ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... Vedran Corluka is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  CAN 1  -  CRO 1

Min  26: CAN difficult long-range shot by Thomas Vermaelen ...
         ... is just pushed wide by GK Timo Glock!

Min  26: Vedran Corluka (CAN MF) switches to play DF and pushes forward.

Min  26: CRO starts using long ball.

Min  26: Jenson Button (CRO MF) pushes forward.

Min  26: Sebastian Vettel (CRO DF) switches to play FW.

Min  26: Kimi Raikkonen (CRO MF) pushes forward.

Min  26: Mark Webber (CRO FW) positions normally.

Min  26: Withdraw RuleChanges (CRO FW) positions normally.

Min  26: Nico Hulkenberg (CRO FW) positions normally.

Min  28: CAN excellent chance by P. Nedved ...
         ... assistant referee Rausis is thinking of his date later tonight ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  29: CAN good header by Darren Fletcher ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Felipe Massa!

Min  31: CAN excellent volley by Andres Iniesta ...
         ... assistant referee Rausis judges the play to be barely offside!

Min  33: CAN excellent header by P. Nedved ...
         ... assistant referee Rausis judges the play to be barely offside!

Min  35: CAN good header by Andres Iniesta ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Fernando Alonso!

Min  36: CAN win a corner kick, which is taken by Thomas Vermaelen ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Andres Iniesta, whose good header ...
         ... beats the helpless keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  CAN 2  -  CRO 1

Min  36: CAN good chance by P. Nedved ...
         ... assistant referee Rausis judges the play to be clearly offside!

Min  36: Wayne Rooney (CAN FW) steals the ball from Mark Webber (CRO FW).

Min  36: CRO begins pressing forward.

Min  36: Manager Volker Dyken (CRO) orders his team to play rough.

Min  36: Lewis Hamilton (CRO DF) pushes forward.

Min  36: Jenson Button (CRO MF) positions normally.

Min  36: Sebastian Vettel (CRO FW) switches to play MF.

Min  36: Kimi Raikkonen (CRO MF) positions normally.

Min  37: Lewis Hamilton (CRO) is no longer marking Cesc Fabregas.

Min  39: CRO excellent shot by Jenson Button ...
         ... is punched to safety by GK Dan Cloutier!

Min  39: Thomas Vermaelen (CAN SW) is pushed aside by Withdraw RuleChanges (CRO FW).

Min  40: CAN excellent effort by Cesc Fabregas ...
         ... assistant referee Rausis judges the play to be barely offside!

Min  41: CRO excellent long-range shot by Fernando Alonso ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  CAN 2  -  CRO 2

Min  41: CRO starts using long ball.

Min  41: Manager Volker Dyken (CRO) orders his team to play normally.

Min  41: Lewis Hamilton (CRO DF) gets orders to mark.

Min  41: Jenson Button (CRO MF) pushes forward.

Min  41: Sebastian Vettel (CRO MF) switches to play FW.

Min  41: Kimi Raikkonen (CRO MF) pushes forward.

Min  42: Cesc Fabregas (CAN MF) is getting marked by Lewis Hamilton.

Min  43: CAN excellent effort by Darren Fletcher ...
         ... assistant referee Rausis judges the play to be just offside!

Min  45: CAN excellent shot by Andres Iniesta ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min  45: Timo Glock (CRO GK) trips Wayne Rooney inside the penalty box ... 
         ... referee Mueller awards CAN a penalty kick!
         ... Don Lever takes the kick ...
         ... the shot forces the keeper to dive for cover! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  CAN 3  -  CRO 2

Min  45: CRO begins pressing forward.

Min  45: Manager Volker Dyken (CRO) orders his team to play rough.

Min  45: Lewis Hamilton (CRO DF) pushes forward.

Min  45: Jenson Button (CRO MF) positions normally.

Min  45: Sebastian Vettel (CRO FW) switches to play MF.

Min  45: Kimi Raikkonen (CRO MF) positions normally.

Min  45: Pheeeep! Referee Mueller signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  CAN 3  -  CRO 2  [ 14 (1 pk)  -  4 (1 pk) ]

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Mueller gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: Lewis Hamilton (CRO) is no longer marking Cesc Fabregas.

Min  46: CAN excellent long-range shot by Wes Brown ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min  46: CAN excellent shot by Cesc Fabregas ...
         ... assistant referee Bianchi hastily flags the play to be offside!

Min  47: CRO excellent long-range shot by Felipe Massa ...
         ... is calmly cleared by DF Vedran Corluka!

Min  49: CRO excellent long-range shot by Jenson Button ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  49: CRO excellent shot by Sebastian Vettel ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Dan Cloutier!

Min  52: CAN excellent shot by Don Lever ...
         ... assistant referee Bianchi judges the play to be a couple of yards offside!

Min  53: CRO excellent chance by Withdraw RuleChanges ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  CAN 3  -  CRO 3

Min  53: CAN excellent attempt by Wayne Rooney ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Felipe Massa!

Min  53: CRO starts using long ball.

Min  53: Manager Volker Dyken (CRO) orders his team to play normally.

Min  53: Lewis Hamilton (CRO DF) gets orders to mark.

Min  53: Jenson Button (CRO MF) pushes forward.

Min  53: Sebastian Vettel (CRO MF) switches to play FW.

Min  53: Kimi Raikkonen (CRO MF) pushes forward.

Min  54: Cesc Fabregas (CAN MF) is getting marked by Lewis Hamilton.

Min  54: CAN good attempt by Don Lever ...
         ... assistant referee Bianchi judges the play to be a couple of yards offside!

Min  56: CAN excellent volley by Darren Fletcher ...
         ... assistant referee Bianchi judges the play to be clearly offside!

Min  56: CAN win a corner kick, which is taken by Don Lever ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Patrice Evra, whose good long shot ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  58: CAN excellent long shot by Vedran Corluka ...
         ... is punched to safety by GK Timo Glock!

Min  61: CAN fast break sets up P. Nedved, whose excellent attempt ...
         ... assistant referee Bianchi judges the play to be miles offside!

Min  62: CAN excellent volley by Darren Fletcher ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Lewis Hamilton!

Min  63: CRO promising effort by Withdraw RuleChanges ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Wes Brown!

Min  63: CAN good chance by Andres Iniesta ...
         ... assistant referee Bianchi judges the play to be just offside!

Min  63: CRO promising volley by Sebastian Vettel ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  64: CRO good long-range shot by Heikki Kovalainen ...
         ... assistant referee Rausis judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  65: CAN excellent chance by Don Lever ...
         ... clips the bar!

Min  66: Withdraw RuleChanges (CRO FW) steals the ball from Vedran Corluka (CAN DF).

Min  68: CAN excellent long-range shot by Andres Iniesta ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Heikki Kovalainen!

Min  68: Cesc Fabregas (CAN MF) dives just outside CRO's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Mueller waves play on.

Min  69: CAN excellent header by Wayne Rooney ...
         ... assistant referee Bianchi hastily flags the play to be offside!

Min  70: CAN good long shot by Wes Brown ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  72: CAN excellent shot by P. Nedved ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Fernando Alonso!

Min  72: CRO promising attempt by Kimi Raikkonen ...
         ... is calmly cleared by DF Patrice Evra!

Min  73: CAN good volley by Darren Fletcher ...
         ... assistant referee Bianchi judges the play to be a couple of yards offside!

Min  75: Cesc Fabregas (CAN MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Owen Hargreaves enters the field.

Min  75: Lewis Hamilton (CRO DF) positions normally.

Min  76: Lewis Hamilton (CRO) is no longer marking Cesc Fabregas.

Min  76: CAN promising long-range shot by Patrice Evra ...
         ... bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... Andres Iniesta is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  CAN 4  -  CRO 3

Min  76: CAN adopts stalling tactic.

Min  76: Darren Fletcher (CAN MF) drops back.

Min  76: Andres Iniesta (CAN MF) drops back.

Min  76: Don Lever (CAN MF) drops back.

Min  76: CRO begins pressing forward.

Min  76: Manager Volker Dyken (CRO) orders his team to play rough.

Min  76: Lewis Hamilton (CRO DF) pushes forward.

Min  76: Jenson Button (CRO MF) positions normally.

Min  76: Sebastian Vettel (CRO FW) switches to play MF.

Min  76: Kimi Raikkonen (CRO MF) positions normally.

Min  79: CAN mediocre shot by Wayne Rooney ...
         ... assistant referee Bianchi judges the play to be miles offside!

Min  80: P. Nedved (CAN FW) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Dimitar Berbatov enters the field.

Min  84: CAN win a corner kick, which is taken by Don Lever ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Wayne Rooney, whose decent attempt ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Timo Glock!

Min  85: Darren Fletcher (CAN MF) robs the ball from Heikki Kovalainen (CRO DF).

Min  86: CAN promising chance by Don Lever ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Timo Glock!

Min  86: Lewis Hamilton (CRO DF) dives inside CAN's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Mueller waves play on.

Min  87: CAN promising volley by Don Lever ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by DF Lewis Hamilton!

Min  87: CRO mediocre volley by Sebastian Vettel ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by MF Owen Hargreaves!

Min  87: CRO decent shot by Withdraw RuleChanges ...
         ... hits the post!

Min  90: CAN decent header by Darren Fletcher ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Timo Glock!

Min  90: Don Lever (CAN MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Peter McNab enters the field.

Min  91: Pheeeep! Referee Mueller blows the final whistle!


Final score:  CAN 4  -  CRO 3

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
------------------------------------------

CAN vs CRO:  4 - 3  [ 32 (1 pk)  -  10 (1 pk) ]

CAN (S)
GK   Dan Cloutier                   (-3:0 0 0 3)
SW   Thomas Vermaelen               (0:1 0 1 0) YC 
DF   Patrice Evra                   (1:2 0 1 0)
DF   Wes Brown                      (0:3 0 1 0)
DF > Vedran Corluka                 (0:1 1 2 0)
MF < Darren Fletcher                (1:5 0 0 0)
MF < Andres Iniesta                 (1:5 1 0 0)
MF < Don Lever                      (1:5 0 0 0) subbed @90 
MF   Peter McNab                    (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
MF   Owen Hargreaves                (0:0 0 1 0) entered @75 
MF > Cesc Fabregas                  (0:2 0 0 0) subbed @75 
FW ^ Wayne Rooney                   (0:5 0 0 0)
FW ^ Dimitar Berbatov               (0:0 0 0 0) entered @80 
FW ^ P. Nedved                      (0:4 0 0 0) subbed @80 


CRO (P)
GK   Timo Glock                     (-4:0 0 0 6)
DF ^ Heikki Kovalainen              (0:1 0 1 0)
DF ^ Felipe Massa                   (0:0 0 2 0)
DF > Lewis Hamilton                 (0:0 0 2 0) marked C. Fabregas
DF   Fernando Alonso                (1:1 0 2 0) marked D. Lever
MF   Jenson Button                  (0:2 0 1 0)
MF   Sebastian Vettel               (0:2 0 0 0)
MF   Kimi Raikkonen                 (0:1 0 0 0)
FW   Mark Webber                    (0:1 0 0 0)
FW   Withdraw RuleChanges           (2:3 0 1 0)
FW   Nico Hulkenberg                (0:0 0 0 0)


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  CRO  FW  W. RuleChanges
    **  CRO  DF  F. Alonso
     *  CAN  MF  A. Iniesta

Offsides:  CAN: 16      CRO:  2


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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

7th Place Match:  Finland (#3 seed) (#2 in B)  vs  Green Morons, Dunces, and Cows (#2 seed) (#1 in D)

106832 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 99980350

Starting lineups
----------------

FIN
Coach  Jussi Haukioja & Joessi Moorman
GK   4650 Ear Infection        MEX  
SW   4684 Clogged Ears         MEX  
DF ^ 4491 Jet Lagged           MEX  
DF ^ 4420 Tired Lips           MEX  
MF   4668 Yuvraj Singh         QSI  
MF < 4778 N N                  MEX  
MF < 4265 Wrong Mouthpiece     MEX  
MF   4676 Ryan tenDoeschate    QSI  
FW   4675 Chris Gayle          QSI  
FW   4139 Lousy Amp            MEX  
FW   4677 Sachin Tendulkar     QSI  

S1   4811 Wrong Mute           MEX  
S2   4812 TooBusyTo Practise   MEX  
S3   4660 Kumar Sangakkara     QSI  


IRL (L)
Coach  Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy
GK   4625 Cock_and_Bull Story  MOO  
DF   4399 Safe Haven           MAD  
DF   4117 Kau-kau Time         MOO  
MF < 4908 Classic Novel        MAD  
MF   4753 Forward Progress     MAD  
MF   4470 AmMOOnium OxHide     MOO  
MF   4516 Added Bonus          MAD  
FW   4741 Legal Brief          MAD  
FW   4615 Exact Replica        MAD  
FW   4572 Objective Fact       MAD  
FW < 3945 Cownal Knowledge     MOO  

S1   4785 ToSir WithLoin       MOO  
S2   4258 Worthless Asset      MAD  
S3   4266 CONCA Calf           MOO  
S4   3944 Child MOOlester      MOO  
S5   4809 Unique Individual    MAD  


Officials from Lithuania:
	referee      Sergiejus Slyva
	assistant referee #1  Michailas Fedcenka
	assistant referee #2  Gercas Zakas


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Slyva signals the kick-off!

Min   1: Manager Jussi Haukioja & Joessi Moorman (FIN) orders his team to play rough.

Min   1: IRL adopts ball controlling tactic.

Min   1: Forward Progress (IRL MF) drops back.

Min   1: Added Bonus (IRL MF) drops back.

Min   1: Legal Brief (IRL FW) drops back.

Min   1: Exact Replica (IRL FW) drops back.

Min   1: Objective Fact (IRL FW) drops back.

Min   4: AmMOOnium OxHide (IRL MF) steals the ball from Yuvraj Singh (FIN MF).

Min   8: IRL mediocre chance by Cownal Knowledge ...
         ... is calmly cleared by DF Jet Lagged!

Min   9: IRL difficult volley by Cownal Knowledge ...
         ... clips the post!

Min  10: FIN excellent long shot by Jet Lagged ...
         ... is just pushed wide by GK Cock_and_Bull Story!

Min  10: IRL mediocre long-range shot by Exact Replica ...
         ... is saved with a gentle burp by GK Ear Infection!

Min  11: Chris Gayle (FIN FW) makes a foul just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Slyva awards IRL a direct free kick!
         ... Objective Fact takes the kick ...
         ... the shot goes through the keeper's legs! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  FIN 0  -  IRL 1

Min  13: FIN good attempt by Ryan tenDoeschate ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Classic Novel!

Min  13: IRL win a corner kick, which is taken by Safe Haven ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Exact Replica, whose difficult effort ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Ear Infection!

Min  18: FIN excellent long-range shot by Lousy Amp ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  22: IRL mediocre volley by Exact Replica ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  22: Clogged Ears (FIN SW) steals the ball from Exact Replica (IRL FW).

Min  24: FIN good attempt by Sachin Tendulkar ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Cock_and_Bull Story!

Min  24: Lousy Amp (FIN FW) tackles violently Added Bonus ... 
         ... referee Slyva exchanges few words with Amp.

Min  25: FIN good long-range shot by Jet Lagged ...
         ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... Sachin Tendulkar is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  FIN 1  -  IRL 1

Min  26: IRL mediocre shot by Classic Novel ...
         ... is easily blocked by DF Jet Lagged!

Min  31: FIN good shot by Yuvraj Singh ...
         ... is fisted away by GK Cock_and_Bull Story!

Min  33: FIN good shot by Jet Lagged ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Safe Haven!

Min  37: IRL mediocre header by AmMOOnium OxHide ...
         ... is punted upfield by SW Clogged Ears!

Min  39: Kau-kau Time (IRL DF) is just tackled by Chris Gayle (FIN FW).

Min  40: Clogged Ears (FIN SW) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Slyva shows Ears a yellow card!

Min  41: IRL win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Forward Progress ...
         ... the cross finds Exact Replica, whose mediocre attempt ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Ear Infection!

Min  41: IRL difficult effort by Objective Fact ...
         ... is saved with a deep sigh by GK Ear Infection!

Min  43: FIN excellent volley by Chris Gayle ...
         ... is punted upfield by MF Classic Novel!

Min  43: FIN excellent shot by N N ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  44: IRL mediocre long-range shot by Legal Brief ...
         ... is headed clear by SW Clogged Ears!

Min  45: Pheeeep! Referee Slyva signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  FIN 1  -  IRL 1  [ 6  -  6 (1 fk) ]

Manager Jussi Haukioja & Joessi Moorman shouts orders in FIN's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out GK Ear Infection ...
	Ear Infection goes to shower and Kumar Sangakkara takes his place.
  he wants to sub out MF N N ...
	N N goes to shower and Wrong Mute takes his place.
  he wants to sub out FW Lousy Amp ...
	Lousy Amp goes to shower and TooBusyTo Practise takes his place.

Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy shouts orders in IRL's locker room ...
  IRL discards their tactics.
  MF Added Bonus positions normally.
  FW Exact Replica moves wide.
  he wants to sub out FW Exact Replica ...
	Exact Replica goes to shower and CONCA Calf takes his place.
  FW Objective Fact positions normally.
  FW Cownal Knowledge moves wide.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Slyva gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: IRL decent long-range shot by Legal Brief ...
         ... is punched to safety by GK Kumar Sangakkara!

Min  46: Wrong Mute (FIN MF) drops back.

Min  46: Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy (IRL) orders his team to play rough.

Min  46: CONCA Calf (IRL FW) goes rough.

Min  48: Added Bonus (IRL MF) tackles violently Jet Lagged ... 
         ... referee Slyva shows Bonus a yellow card!

Min  51: IRL promising long-range shot by Cownal Knowledge ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min  53: IRL decent long shot by Safe Haven ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Kumar Sangakkara!

Min  53: FIN good chance by Ryan tenDoeschate ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Cock_and_Bull Story!

Min  55: IRL win an indirect free kick, which is taken by AmMOOnium OxHide ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Forward Progress, whose decent attempt ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  57: FIN good long-range shot by Sachin Tendulkar ...
         ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!!
         ... Wrong Mute is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  FIN 2  -  IRL 1

Min  57: IRL decent shot by Objective Fact ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by DF Jet Lagged!

Min  59: Clogged Ears (FIN SW) is nudged away by Objective Fact (IRL FW).

Min  60: CONCA Calf (IRL FW) dives inside FIN's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Slyva waves play on.

Min  60: Safe Haven (IRL DF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Slyva awards FIN a direct free kick!
         ... Clogged Ears takes the kick ...
         ... the shot misses by a whisker!

Min  60: Forward Progress (IRL MF) switches to play DF and positions normally.

Min  60: Forward Progress (IRL DF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... ToSir WithLoin enters the field.

Min  63: FIN promising header by TooBusyTo Practise ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Safe Haven!

Min  65: FIN good shot by Chris Gayle ...
         ... is just palmed away by GK Cock_and_Bull Story!

Min  68: IRL mediocre chance by CONCA Calf ...
         ... is punched to safety by GK Kumar Sangakkara!

Min  70: FIN good volley by TooBusyTo Practise ...
         ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!!
         ... Wrong Mouthpiece is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  FIN 3  -  IRL 1

Min  70: FIN adopts stalling tactic.

Min  70: Yuvraj Singh (FIN MF) drops back.

Min  70: TooBusyTo Practise (FIN FW) drops back.

Min  70: Ryan tenDoeschate (FIN MF) drops back.

Min  70: Chris Gayle (FIN FW) drops back.

Min  70: Sachin Tendulkar (FIN FW) drops back.

Min  72: IRL difficult effort by Added Bonus ...
         ... slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  FIN 3  -  IRL 2

Min  72: Kau-kau Time (IRL DF) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 10 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min  72: FIN discards their tactics.

Min  72: Yuvraj Singh (FIN MF) positions normally.

Min  72: TooBusyTo Practise (FIN FW) positions normally.

Min  72: Ryan tenDoeschate (FIN MF) positions normally.

Min  72: Chris Gayle (FIN FW) positions normally.

Min  72: Sachin Tendulkar (FIN FW) positions normally.

Min  74: IRL decent effort by AmMOOnium OxHide ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Wrong Mouthpiece!

Min  75: IRL decent long-range shot by Kau-kau Time ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Kumar Sangakkara!

Min  75: FIN adopts stalling tactic.

Min  75: Yuvraj Singh (FIN MF) drops back.

Min  75: TooBusyTo Practise (FIN FW) drops back.

Min  75: Ryan tenDoeschate (FIN MF) drops back.

Min  75: Chris Gayle (FIN FW) drops back.

Min  75: Sachin Tendulkar (FIN FW) drops back.

Min  77: CONCA Calf (IRL FW) is clumsily tackled by Jet Lagged (FIN DF).

Min  79: IRL win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Kau-kau Time ...
         ... the cross finds CONCA Calf, whose desperate volley ...
         ... is scrambled over the bar by GK Kumar Sangakkara!

Min  79: Clogged Ears (FIN SW) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Slyva awards IRL a direct free kick!
         ... CONCA Calf takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is held comfortably by GK Kumar Sangakkara!

Min  82: CONCA Calf (IRL FW) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as pulled muscle ...
         ... CONCA Calf is helped out of the pitch ...
         ... recovery of 3 weeks is expected.

Min  82: Worthless Asset enters the field as FW for IRL.

Min  82: Worthless Asset (IRL FW) switches to play SW.

Min  84: Coach Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy (IRL) yells at FW Cownal Knowledge to position normally.

Min  84: Cownal Knowledge (IRL FW) moves wide.

Min  85: FIN desperate shot by TooBusyTo Practise ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Safe Haven!

Min  90: >>> Aah, the ineffable suckitude.

Min  90: Cock_and_Bull Story (IRL GK) is told to sub out ...
         ... he can't leave as planned! All substitutions have been used!

Min  93: Pheeeep! Referee Slyva blows the final whistle!


Final score:  FIN 3  -  IRL 2

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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FIN vs IRL:  3 - 2  [ 10 (1 fk)  -  14 (2 fk) ]

FIN (S)
GK   Ear Infection                  (-1:0 0 0 4) subbed @45 
GK   Kumar Sangakkara               (-1:0 0 0 6) entered @45 
SW   Clogged Ears                   (0:1 0 2 0) YC 
DF ^ Jet Lagged                     (1:2 0 3 0)
DF ^ Tired Lips                     (0:0 0 0 0)
MF < Wrong Mute                     (0:0 1 0 0) entered @45 
MF < Yuvraj Singh                   (0:1 0 0 0)
MF < N N                            (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @45 
MF < Wrong Mouthpiece               (0:0 1 1 0)
MF < Ryan tenDoeschate              (0:1 0 0 0)
FW < TooBusyTo Practise             (1:1 0 0 0) entered @45 
FW < Chris Gayle                    (0:1 0 0 0)
FW   Lousy Amp                      (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @45 
FW < Sachin Tendulkar               (1:2 1 0 0)


IRL
GK   Cock_and_Bull Story            (-3:0 0 0 5)
SW   Worthless Asset                (0:0 0 0 0) entered @82 
DF   ToSir WithLoin                 (0:0 0 0 0) entered @60 
DF   Safe Haven                     (0:1 0 3 0)
DF   Forward Progress               (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @60 
DF   Kau-kau Time                   (0:1 0 0 0)
MF < Classic Novel                  (0:0 0 2 0)
MF   AmMOOnium OxHide               (0:0 0 0 0)
MF   Added Bonus                    (1:1 0 0 0) YC 
FW < Legal Brief                    (0:1 0 0 0)
FW ^ CONCA Calf                     (0:3 0 0 0) entered @45  inj @82 pulled muscle
FW ^ Exact Replica                  (0:4 0 0 0) subbed @45 
FW   Objective Fact                 (1:2 0 0 0)
FW ^ Cownal Knowledge               (0:2 0 0 0)


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  FIN  DF  J. Lagged
    **  FIN  FW  S. Tendulkar
     *  FIN  GK  K. Sangakkara

Offsides:  FIN:  0      IRL:  0

