Frn: "Timo Ojala" <skidi@ee.oulu.fi>
Till: <skidi@ee.oulu.fi>
mne: [WEFS] WC - Playoffs #2 Champ Pool Matches
Datum: den 17 december 2012 16:51

WC - Playoffs #2 Champ Pool Matches
-----------------------------------
1  ROB - CZE (semifinal)
2  GER - ENG (semifinal)
3  FIN - CAN
4  CRO - IRL

------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Playoffs #2:  The Robots (#1 seed) (#1 in A)  vs  Czech Republic (#3 seed) (#1 in C)

132714 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 2744906

Starting lineups
----------------

ROB
Coach  I Robot
GK   2503 Robot E01            EEE  
DF   4497 Robot F05            FFF  
DF   4294 Robot F06            FFF  
DF   1690 Robot E08            EEE  
MF   4498 Robot F11            FFF  
MF < 1875 Robot E12            EEE  
MF < 1691 Robot E13            EEE  
FW ^ 4657 Robot F16            FFF  
FW   2260 Robot E18            EEE  
FW ^ 4295 Robot F17            FFF  
FW   2669 Robot A15            AAA  

S1   4656 Robot F10            FFF  
S2 ^ 4148 Robot F12            FFF  
S3 ^ 4719 Robot A26            AAA  
S4   4801 Robot A28            AAA  
S5   4800 Robot A27            AAA  


CZE
Coach  Eduard Habermann
GK   4626 A DvancedCleaner     MRV  
SW   4471 Z Helatin            MRV  
DF   4118 M UltiFlu            MRV  
DF   4206 O Olong              MRV  
MF   4772 Bargain Buddy        MRV  
MF   4460 S EcretCrush         MRV  
MF   3581 J ApaneseXmas        MRV  
FW   4774 Ad Ware              MRV  
FW   4267 B Agle               MRV  
FW   4050 N OBock              MRV  
FW   3779 B UbbleBoy           MRV  

S1   4246 B Anker              MRV  
S3   3866 A Naphylaxis         MRV  
S4   4089 B Eer                MRV  


Officials from Sweden:
	referee      Karl-Erik Nilsson
	assistant referee #1  Mikael Hansson
	assistant referee #2  Ingemar Larsson


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Nilsson signals the kick-off!

Min   1: Robot F05 (ROB DF) gets orders to mark.

Min   1: M UltiFlu (CZE DF) moves wide.

Min   1: O Olong (CZE DF) moves wide.

Min   1: Bargain Buddy (CZE MF) moves wide.

Min   1: Ad Ware (CZE FW) drops back.

Min   1: B Agle (CZE FW) drops back.

Min   1: N OBock (CZE FW) drops back.

Min   1: B UbbleBoy (CZE FW) pushes forward.

Min   1: J ApaneseXmas (CZE MF) moves wide.

Min   1: B Agle (CZE FW) is getting marked by Robot F05.

Min   2: CZE win an indirect free kick, which is taken by B Agle ...
         ... the cross finds J ApaneseXmas, whose mediocre shot ...
         ... assistant referee Hansson is flirting with a spectator ...
         ... misses completely!

Min   3: B Agle (CZE FW) punches Robot F17 ... 
         ... referee Nilsson shows Agle a yellow card!

Min   3: B Agle (CZE FW) starts playing passively.

Min   5: ROB win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Robot F06 ...
         ... the cross finds Robot F11, whose good effort ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min   5: ROB promising chance by Robot E13 ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min   7: CZE difficult header by N OBock ...
         ... is calmly cleared by MF Robot E12!

Min   8: ROB good header by Robot E18 ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF S EcretCrush!

Min   8: ROB good header by Robot F16 ...
         ... is saved easily by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min   9: CZE mediocre attempt by N OBock ...
         ... is saved with a smile by GK Robot E01!

Min  11: N OBock (CZE FW) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Nilsson awards ROB a direct free kick!
         ... Robot E18 takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is fisted away by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  12: ROB good long-range shot by Robot F17 ...
         ... is smothered by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  13: ROB good header by Robot F16 ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by FW B Agle!

Min  13: Robot E01 (ROB GK) tackles violently B UbbleBoy ... 
         ... referee Nilsson exchanges few words with E01.

Min  15: CZE difficult long-range shot by B Agle ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  16: ROB excellent chance by Robot A15 ...
         ... beats the helpless keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... Robot F11 is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ROB 1  -  CZE 0

Min  16: Robot F06 (ROB DF) gets orders to mark.

Min  16: Robot F11 (ROB MF) drops back.

Min  16: Robot A15 (ROB FW) drops back.

Min  16: CZE adopts ball controlling tactic.

Min  16: Z Helatin (CZE SW) switches to play DF and moves wide.

Min  16: M UltiFlu (CZE DF) pushes forward.

Min  17: B Agle (CZE FW) is getting marked by Robot F06.

Min  17: Robot F11 (ROB MF) calmly steals the ball from N OBock (CZE FW).

Min  18: B UbbleBoy (CZE FW) is easily tackled by Robot F17 (ROB FW).

Min  20: Manager Eduard Habermann (CZE) orders his team to play rough.

Min  25: ROB excellent attempt by Robot A15 ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF O Olong!

Min  25: CZE decent header by Bargain Buddy ...
         ... is calmly cleared by MF Robot E13!

Min  26: CZE decent header by Ad Ware ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  27: ROB win a corner kick, which is taken by Robot F05 ...
         ... the cross finds Robot F16, whose excellent header ...
         ... goes through the keeper's legs! GOAL!!!
         ... Robot F05 is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ROB 2  -  CZE 0

Min  27: Manager Eduard Habermann (CZE) orders his team to play normally.

Min  29: ROB excellent long-range shot by Robot E13 ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  29: ROB excellent shot by Robot F17 ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ROB 3  -  CZE 0

Min  29: ROB adopts stalling tactic.

Min  29: Manager I Robot (ROB) orders his team to take it easy.

Min  29: Robot F05 (ROB DF) starts playing passively.

Min  29: Robot F06 (ROB DF) positions normally and starts playing passively.

Min  29: Robot E08 (ROB DF) starts playing passively.

Min  29: Robot E12 (ROB MF) starts playing passively.

Min  29: Robot E13 (ROB MF) starts playing passively.

Min  29: Robot F16 (ROB FW) starts playing passively.

Min  29: Robot E18 (ROB FW) drops back and starts playing passively.

Min  29: Robot F17 (ROB FW) starts playing passively.

Min  29: Robot A15 (ROB FW) starts playing passively.

Min  29: CZE begins pressing forward.

Min  29: Z Helatin (CZE DF) starts playing passively.

Min  30: Robot F06 (ROB) is no longer marking B Agle.

Min  31: ROB win a corner kick, which is taken by Robot E12 ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Robot A15, whose promising volley ...
         ... is fisted away by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  32: CZE win a corner kick, which is taken by B Agle ...
         ... the cross is deflected to B UbbleBoy, whose difficult chance ...
         ... is smothered by GK Robot E01!

Min  34: CZE difficult header by B UbbleBoy ...
         ... is easily blocked by MF Robot E13!

Min  36: ROB decent chance by Robot F11 ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  44: ROB decent header by Robot F16 ...
         ... assistant referee Larsson judges the play to be barely offside!

Min  45: Robot F05 (ROB DF) steals the ball from Z Helatin (CZE DF).

Min  45: Pheeeep! Referee Nilsson signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  ROB 3  -  CZE 0  [ 11 (1 fk)  -  5 ]

Manager I Robot shouts orders in ROB's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out FW Robot A15 ...
	Robot A15 goes to shower and Robot A28 takes his place.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Nilsson gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: CZE decent shot by Bargain Buddy ...
         ... is well wide!

Min  46: ROB promising volley by Robot E18 ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF O Olong!

Min  46: Robot A28 (ROB FW) switches to play SW.

Min  48: CZE difficult chance by S EcretCrush ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Robot F06!

Min  50: ROB mediocre effort by Robot E18 ...
         ... is smothered by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  56: CZE difficult long-range shot by M UltiFlu ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Robot E01!

Min  59: CZE win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Z Helatin ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Ad Ware, whose mediocre header ...
         ... assistant referee Larsson judges the play to be barely offside!

Min  59: ROB win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Robot E08 ...
         ... the cross finds Robot E18, whose mediocre volley ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min  61: CZE difficult long-range shot by N OBock ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by DF Robot F05!

Min  61: Ad Ware (CZE FW) is pushed aside by Robot E12 (ROB MF).

Min  62: CZE mediocre effort by S EcretCrush ...
         ... is saved with a gentle burp by GK Robot E01!

Min  64: ROB mediocre shot by Robot F16 ...
         ... is saved with a deep sigh by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  67: ROB decent long-range shot by Robot A28 ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  68: CZE mediocre long-range shot by Z Helatin ...
         ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK Robot E01!

Min  69: ROB fast break sets up Robot F17, whose decent attempt ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min  70: ROB mediocre effort by Robot F17 ...
         ... is headed clear by FW B Agle!

Min  76: CZE difficult shot by Ad Ware ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Robot E01!

Min  78: CZE win a corner kick, which is taken by Ad Ware ...
         ... the cross is deflected to S EcretCrush, whose mediocre header ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  81: CZE mediocre attempt by Ad Ware ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Robot E08!

Min  81: ROB mediocre effort by Robot E12 ...
         ... is punted upfield by FW Ad Ware!

Min  86: ROB win a corner kick, which is taken by Robot F17 ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Robot F11, whose decent volley ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  87: ROB fast break sets up Robot E18, whose decent chance ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min  90: ROB fast break sets up Robot F11, whose mediocre header ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  90: Robot E12 (ROB MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Robot F12 enters the field.

Min  90: Robot E13 (ROB MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Robot A26 enters the field.

Min  90: Robot F12 (ROB MF) drops back and starts playing passively.

Min  91: Robot A26 (ROB MF) drops back and starts playing passively.

Min  91: Pheeeep! Referee Nilsson blows the final whistle!


Final score:  ROB 3  -  CZE 0

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
------------------------------------------

ROB vs CZE:  3 - 0  [ 19 (1 fk)  -  12 ]

ROB (S)
GK   Robot E01                      (0:0 0 0 6)
SW   Robot A28                      (0:1 0 0 0) entered @45 
DF   Robot F05                      (0:0 1 1 0) marked B. Agle
DF   Robot F06                      (0:0 0 1 0) marked B. Agle
DF   Robot E08                      (0:0 0 1 0)
MF < Robot F11                      (0:4 1 0 0)
MF < Robot E12                      (0:0 0 1 0) subbed @90 
MF < Robot A26                      (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
MF < Robot E13                      (0:2 0 2 0) subbed @90 
MF < Robot F12                      (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
FW ^ Robot F16                      (1:4 0 0 0)
FW < Robot E18                      (0:4 0 0 0)
FW ^ Robot F17                      (1:3 0 0 0)
FW < Robot A15                      (1:2 0 0 0) subbed @45 


CZE (P)
GK   A DvancedCleaner               (-3:0 0 0 10)
DF ^ Z Helatin                      (0:1 0 0 0)
DF > M UltiFlu                      (0:1 0 0 0)
DF ^ O Olong                        (0:0 0 2 0)
MF ^ Bargain Buddy                  (0:1 0 0 0)
MF   S EcretCrush                   (0:2 0 1 0)
MF ^ J ApaneseXmas                  (0:1 0 0 0)
FW < Ad Ware                        (0:3 0 1 0)
FW < B Agle                         (0:1 0 2 0) YC 
FW < N OBock                        (0:1 0 0 0)
FW > B UbbleBoy                     (0:1 0 0 0)


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  ROB  GK  R. E01
    **  ROB  FW  R. F16
     *  CZE  GK  A. DvancedCleaner

Offsides:  ROB:  1      CZE:  1


------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Playoffs #2:  Team Germany (#1 seed) (#1 in B)  vs  England (#2 seed) (#2 in C)

139564 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 31193129

Starting lineups
----------------

GER (B)
Coach  Richard, Sven & Thomas
GK   3956 Jennifer Walbank     SYD  
DF   4631 Karen Wilson         SYD  
DF   4466 Gerd Gelugon         HEL  
MF   4293 Brianna Pike         SYD  
MF ^ 4843 Hines Ward           BOM  
MF   4546 Norbert Nether_Hound HEL  
MF   4376 Svetlana Skull_Druj  HEL  
MF   4115 Theo Time_Hound      HEL  
MF ^ 4496 Annette Traczyk      SYD  
FW   4620 Theo Thunder_Wyrm    HEL  
FW   4146 Katrin Staudinger    SYD  

S1   4292 Emma Falkner         SYD  
S2   4835 Malcom Sheppard      BOM  
S3   4841 James Butler         BOM  
S4   3842 Vincent Vrock        HEL  


ENG (B)
Coach  Ron Manager
GK   4651 EatCheeseN Surrender NAT  
DF   4461 Eddie Hitler         BBT  
DF   4109 Malcolm Tucker       BBT  
MF < 4472 Fail_Dismally At_WCs NAT  
MF   4260 Alison Jackman       BBT  
MF < 4268 Stab Buttocks        NAT  
FW < 4617 Amy Pond             BBT  
FW < 4652 Overthrow Despots    NAT  
FW < 4462 Ed Reardon           BBT  
FW < 4269 MoanAboutThe Weather NAT  
FW < 4110 Basil Fawlty         BBT  

S1   4787 Impose Austerity     NAT  
S2   4616 Martha Jones         BBT  
S3   4120 PlayLike ACrapItaly  NAT  
S4   4779 Donna Noble          BBT  
S5   4701 Niles Crane          BBT  


Officials from South Africa:
	referee      Brian Symons
	assistant referee #1  Norman Letsie
	assistant referee #2  Achmat Salie


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Symons signals the kick-off!

Min   1: >>> The German bench say hello to the English

Min   1: Brianna Pike (GER MF) drops back.

Min   1: Norbert Nether_Hound (GER MF) drops back.

Min   1: Theo Thunder_Wyrm (GER FW) drops back.

Min   2: ENG excellent attempt by MoanAboutThe Weather ...
         ... is punted upfield by MF Svetlana Skull_Druj!

Min   3: ENG excellent attempt by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min   3: ENG excellent long-range shot by Overthrow Despots ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min   7: GER excellent header by Hines Ward ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Stab Buttocks!

Min   8: GER excellent header by Hines Ward ...
         ... assistant referee Salie judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min   9: Amy Pond (ENG FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  11: GER excellent long-range shot by Gerd Gelugon ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK EatCheeseN Surrender!

Min  13: GER make a quick pass to Theo Thunder_Wyrm, whose excellent header ...
         ... is smothered by GK EatCheeseN Surrender!

Min  17: GER excellent long-range shot by Gerd Gelugon ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  19: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Gerd Gelugon ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Theo Time_Hound, whose excellent chance ...
         ... is smothered by GK EatCheeseN Surrender!

Min  19: GER excellent effort by Katrin Staudinger ...
         ... assistant referee Salie judges the play to be few meters offside!

Min  21: Norbert Nether_Hound (GER MF) robs the ball from Malcolm Tucker (ENG DF).

Min  22: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Gerd Gelugon ...
         ... the cross finds Theo Thunder_Wyrm, whose excellent shot ...
         ... is turned onto the post by GK EatCheeseN Surrender!

Min  24: ENG excellent volley by Basil Fawlty ...
         ... is smothered by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min  25: Ed Reardon (ENG FW) elbows Hines Ward ... 
         ... referee Symons shows Reardon a yellow card!

Min  26: ENG excellent long-range shot by MoanAboutThe Weather ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  26: Malcolm Tucker (ENG DF) just manages to intercept a pass from Svetlana Skull_Druj (GER MF).

Min  27: ENG excellent long-range shot by Alison Jackman ...
         ... is punted upfield by MF Annette Traczyk!

Min  27: GER excellent attempt by Theo Time_Hound ...
         ... is fisted away by GK EatCheeseN Surrender!

Min  28: Brianna Pike (GER MF) yells at the referee ... 
         ... referee Symons exchanges few words with Pike.

Min  31: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Basil Fawlty, whose excellent attempt ...
         ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  GER 0  -  ENG 1

Min  33: GER excellent attempt by Katrin Staudinger ...
         ... is punted upfield by MF Stab Buttocks!

Min  35: GER excellent long-range shot by Svetlana Skull_Druj ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK EatCheeseN Surrender!

Min  39: ENG excellent long-range shot by Alison Jackman ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... Overthrow Despots is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  GER 0  -  ENG 2

Min  40: ENG excellent header by MoanAboutThe Weather ...
         ... assistant referee Letsie judges the play to be just offside!

Min  41: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Ed Reardon, whose excellent chance ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min  41: GER excellent chance by Hines Ward ...
         ... assistant referee Salie judges the play to be just offside!

Min  43: GER make a quick pass to Katrin Staudinger, whose excellent effort ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... Theo Time_Hound is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  GER 1  -  ENG 2

Min  43: Ed Reardon (ENG FW) trips Svetlana Skull_Druj inside the penalty box ... 
         ... referee Symons awards GER a penalty kick!
         ... Theo Thunder_Wyrm takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  GER 2  -  ENG 2

Min  45: Theo Time_Hound (GER MF) is clumsily tackled by Eddie Hitler (ENG DF).

Min  45: Karen Wilson (GER DF) yells at the referee ... 
         ... referee Symons shows Wilson a yellow card!

Min  45: >>> Karen Wilson decks the referee with a swift kick in the groin

Min  45: Pheeeep! Referee Symons signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  GER 2  -  ENG 2  [ 11 (1 pk)  -  8 ]

Manager Ron Manager shouts orders in ENG's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out DF Malcolm Tucker ...
	Malcolm Tucker goes to shower and Impose Austerity takes his place.
  he wants to sub out FW Basil Fawlty ...
	Basil Fawlty goes to shower and PlayLike ACrapItaly takes his place.
  FW PlayLike ACrapItaly drops back.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Symons gets the second half on the way!

Min  48: GER win a corner kick, which is taken by Gerd Gelugon ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Theo Thunder_Wyrm, whose excellent chance ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  GER 3  -  ENG 2

Min  48: Karen Wilson (GER DF) pushes forward.

Min  48: Svetlana Skull_Druj (GER MF) drops back.

Min  48: Katrin Staudinger (GER FW) drops back.

Min  48: Manager Ron Manager (ENG) orders his team to play rough.

Min  49: ENG excellent volley by Fail_Dismally At_WCs ...
         ... is punted upfield by MF Brianna Pike!

Min  51: GER excellent long-range shot by Gerd Gelugon ...
         ... is smothered by GK EatCheeseN Surrender!

Min  51: GER excellent effort by Theo Time_Hound ...
         ... is smothered by GK EatCheeseN Surrender!

Min  52: GER excellent header by Theo Time_Hound ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Stab Buttocks!

Min  52: ENG excellent volley by PlayLike ACrapItaly ...
         ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... MoanAboutThe Weather is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  GER 3  -  ENG 3

Min  52: Manager Ron Manager (ENG) orders his team to play normally.

Min  55: Amy Pond (ENG FW) makes a foul inside the penalty box ... 
         ... referee Symons awards GER a penalty kick!
         ... Theo Thunder_Wyrm takes the kick ...
         ... the shot bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  GER 4  -  ENG 3

Min  55: Manager Ron Manager (ENG) orders his team to play rough.

Min  59: PlayLike ACrapItaly (ENG FW) kicks the ball away after the whistle ... 
         ... referee Symons shows ACrapItaly a yellow card!

Min  60: Fail_Dismally At_WCs (ENG MF) pushes forward.

Min  60: Alison Jackman (ENG MF) pushes forward.

Min  63: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Gerd Gelugon ...
         ... the cross finds Theo Thunder_Wyrm, whose excellent attempt ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK EatCheeseN Surrender!

Min  64: ENG excellent long-range shot by Eddie Hitler ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min  66: GER excellent volley by Norbert Nether_Hound ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Fail_Dismally At_WCs!

Min  66: Impose Austerity (ENG DF) is nudged away by Karen Wilson (GER DF).

Min  67: ENG excellent shot by MoanAboutThe Weather ...
         ... is punted upfield by MF Svetlana Skull_Druj!

Min  68: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Fail_Dismally At_WCs, whose excellent effort ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min  68: GER excellent chance by Norbert Nether_Hound ...
         ... assistant referee Letsie judges the play to be barely offside!

Min  70: GER excellent volley by Brianna Pike ...
         ... assistant referee Letsie judges the play to be barely offside!

Min  72: GER excellent long-range shot by Norbert Nether_Hound ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... Theo Thunder_Wyrm is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  GER 5  -  ENG 3

Min  72: ENG excellent chance by Ed Reardon ...
         ... the shot easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... but assistant referee Salie's flag is up! The goal is disallowed!

Min  75: ENG excellent effort by Fail_Dismally At_WCs ...
         ... is just palmed away by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min  76: Ed Reardon (ENG FW) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 11 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min  78: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Ed Reardon, whose excellent volley ...
         ... trickles over the line! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  GER 5  -  ENG 4

Min  80: ENG begins pressing forward.

Min  81: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Gerd Gelugon ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Hines Ward, whose excellent chance ...
         ... bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  GER 6  -  ENG 4

Min  81: Amy Pond (ENG FW) steals the ball from Karen Wilson (GER DF).

Min  81: ENG adopts ball controlling tactic.

Min  83: Alison Jackman (ENG MF) punches Brianna Pike ... 
         ... referee Symons surprises everybody by waving the play on.

Min  84: GER excellent header by Brianna Pike ...
         ... is smothered by GK EatCheeseN Surrender!

Min  84: ENG excellent long-range shot by Impose Austerity ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... Amy Pond is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  GER 6  -  ENG 5

Min  84: Eddie Hitler (ENG DF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Symons surprises the crowd by ignoring the foul.

Min  84: Alison Jackman (ENG MF) trips Brianna Pike inside the penalty box ... 
         ... referee Symons awards GER a penalty kick!
         ... Theo Thunder_Wyrm takes the kick ...
         ... the shot forces the keeper to shout for his mommy! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  GER 7  -  ENG 5

Min  84: Impose Austerity (ENG DF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Symons awards GER a direct free kick!
         ... Theo Thunder_Wyrm takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is held comfortably by GK EatCheeseN Surrender!

Min  84: Ed Reardon (ENG FW) elbows Theo Time_Hound ... 
         ... referee Symons shows Reardon a yellow card!
         ... but he was already booked earlier and is now sent off!

Min  86: GER excellent long-range shot by Theo Time_Hound ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  90: GER fast break sets up Hines Ward, whose excellent effort ...
         ... trickles over the line! GOAL!!!
         ... Annette Traczyk is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  GER 8  -  ENG 5

Min  90: Annette Traczyk (GER MF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Symons awards ENG a direct free kick!
         ... Stab Buttocks takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is saved with a deep sigh by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min  90: GER starts playing opportunistic.

Min  90: Karen Wilson (GER DF) positions normally.

Min  90: Svetlana Skull_Druj (GER MF) positions normally.

Min  90: Theo Thunder_Wyrm (GER FW) positions normally.

Min  90: Katrin Staudinger (GER FW) positions normally.

Min  90: >>> For you Tommies, ze war is over

Min  90: PlayLike ACrapItaly (ENG FW) switches to play DF and positions normally.

Min  90: PlayLike ACrapItaly (ENG DF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Donna Noble enters the field.

Min  93: Pheeeep! Referee Symons blows the final whistle!


Final score:  GER 8  -  ENG 5

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
------------------------------------------

GER vs ENG:  8 - 5  [ 22 (1 fk  3 pk)  -  15 (1 fk) ]

GER (O)
GK   Jennifer Walbank               (-5:0 0 0 7)
DF   Karen Wilson                   (0:0 0 0 0) YC 
DF   Gerd Gelugon                   (0:3 0 0 0)
MF < Brianna Pike                   (0:2 0 1 0)
MF ^ Hines Ward                     (2:4 0 0 0)
MF < Norbert Nether_Hound           (1:2 0 0 0)
MF   Svetlana Skull_Druj            (0:1 0 2 0)
MF   Theo Time_Hound                (0:4 1 0 0)
MF ^ Annette Traczyk                (0:0 1 1 0)
FW   Theo Thunder_Wyrm              (4:8 1 0 0)
FW   Katrin Staudinger              (1:2 0 0 0)


ENG (B)
GK   EatCheeseN Surrender           (-8:0 0 0 11)
DF   Donna Noble                    (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
DF   Impose Austerity               (1:1 0 0 0) entered @45 
DF   Eddie Hitler                   (0:1 0 0 0)
DF   Malcolm Tucker                 (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 
DF   PlayLike ACrapItaly            (1:1 0 0 0) entered @45  subbed @90  YC 
MF > Fail_Dismally At_WCs           (0:2 0 1 0)
MF > Alison Jackman                 (1:1 0 0 0)
MF < Stab Buttocks                  (0:2 0 3 0)
FW < Amy Pond                       (0:0 1 0 0)
FW < Overthrow Despots              (0:1 1 0 0)
FW < Ed Reardon                     (1:3 0 0 0) RC84 
FW < MoanAboutThe Weather           (0:2 1 0 0)
FW < Basil Fawlty                   (1:2 0 0 0) subbed @45 


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  GER  FW  T. Thunder_Wyrm
    **  GER  MF  H. Ward
     *  GER  MF  N. Nether_Hound

Offsides:  GER:  5      ENG:  2


------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Playoffs #2:  Finland (#3 seed) (#2 in B)  vs  Team Canada (#1 seed) (#2 in D)

91217 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 19710779

Starting lineups
----------------

FIN
Coach  Jussi Haukioja & Joessi Moorman
GK   4650 Ear Infection        MEX  
SW   4684 Clogged Ears         MEX  
DF   4491 Jet Lagged           MEX  
DF   4420 Tired Lips           MEX  
MF   4668 Yuvraj Singh         QSI  
MF < 4778 N N                  MEX  
MF   4265 Wrong Mouthpiece     MEX  
MF   4676 Ryan tenDoeschate    QSI  
FW   4675 Chris Gayle          QSI  
FW   4139 Lousy Amp            MEX  
FW   4677 Sachin Tendulkar     QSI  

S1   4811 Wrong Mute           MEX  
S2   4812 TooBusyTo Practise   MEX  
S3   4660 Kumar Sangakkara     QSI  


CAN
Coach  Stephen Harper
GK   4639 Dan Cloutier         CAN  
SW   4394 Thomas Vermaelen     VA   
DF   4480 Patrice Evra         WMW  
DF   4299 Wes Brown            WMW  
DF   4296 Vedran Corluka       VA   
MF   4636 Darren Fletcher      WMW  
MF   4477 Andres Iniesta       VA   
MF   4261 Don Lever            CAN  
MF   4149 Cesc Fabregas        VA   
FW   4481 Wayne Rooney         WMW  
FW   4262 P. Nedved            CAN  

S1   4603 Dimitar Berbatov     WMW  
S2   4150 Owen Hargreaves      WMW  
S3   4483 Doug Bodger          CAN  
S4   4130 Peter McNab          CAN  
S5   3960 Lukasz Fabianski     VA   


Officials from France:
	referee      Marc Batta
	assistant referee #1  Alain Leaute
	assistant referee #2  Jacques Mas


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Batta signals the kick-off!

Min   1: Manager Jussi Haukioja & Joessi Moorman (FIN) orders his team to play rough.

Min   1: Vedran Corluka (CAN DF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Andres Iniesta (CAN MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Cesc Fabregas (CAN MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Wayne Rooney (CAN FW) moves wide.

Min   1: P. Nedved (CAN FW) moves wide.

Min   1: FIN decent header by Chris Gayle ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Dan Cloutier!

Min   3: CAN promising shot by Don Lever ...
         ... beats the helpless keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... Cesc Fabregas is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  FIN 0  -  CAN 1

Min   7: FIN decent long-range shot by Tired Lips ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Dan Cloutier!

Min   8: FIN promising attempt by Sachin Tendulkar ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by DF Wes Brown!

Min   9: CAN decent chance by Darren Fletcher ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Tired Lips!

Min  13: CAN decent long shot by Vedran Corluka ...
         ... is just palmed away by GK Ear Infection!

Min  13: CAN win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Thomas Vermaelen ...
         ... the cross finds Vedran Corluka, whose promising long shot ...
         ... is smothered by GK Ear Infection!

Min  15: Patrice Evra (CAN DF) elbows Lousy Amp ... 
         ... referee Batta shows Evra a yellow card!

Min  16: CAN decent long-range shot by Patrice Evra ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  FIN 0  -  CAN 2

Min  18: FIN promising long-range shot by Wrong Mouthpiece ...
         ... is punted upfield by SW Thomas Vermaelen!

Min  21: Andres Iniesta (CAN MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  21: Sachin Tendulkar (FIN FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  22: Lousy Amp (FIN FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  23: CAN promising volley by Wayne Rooney ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Tired Lips!

Min  25: CAN decent chance by Don Lever ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Ear Infection!

Min  25: Lousy Amp (FIN FW) just manages to intercept a pass from Wes Brown (CAN DF).

Min  27: CAN promising chance by Vedran Corluka ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Tired Lips!

Min  35: FIN decent header by Wrong Mouthpiece ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  FIN 1  -  CAN 2

Min  35: Wayne Rooney (CAN FW) heads the ball away from Jet Lagged (FIN DF).

Min  37: FIN decent long-range shot by N N ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  38: Yuvraj Singh (FIN MF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Batta awards CAN a direct free kick!
         ... Don Lever takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is tipped over the bar by GK Ear Infection!

Min  42: FIN decent header by N N ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by DF Wes Brown!

Min  42: Lousy Amp (FIN FW) kicks the ball away after the whistle ... 
         ... referee Batta shows Amp a yellow card!

Min  44: FIN decent effort by Sachin Tendulkar ...
         ... bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... Lousy Amp is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  FIN 2  -  CAN 2

Min  45: CAN decent effort by Andres Iniesta ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Jet Lagged!

Min  45: Pheeeep! Referee Batta signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  FIN 2  -  CAN 2  [ 5  -  5 (1 fk) ]

Manager Jussi Haukioja & Joessi Moorman shouts orders in FIN's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out GK Ear Infection ...
	Ear Infection goes to shower and Kumar Sangakkara takes his place.
  he wants to sub out MF N N ...
	N N goes to shower and Wrong Mute takes his place.
  he wants to sub out FW Lousy Amp ...
	Lousy Amp goes to shower and TooBusyTo Practise takes his place.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Batta gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: Wrong Mute (FIN MF) drops back.

Min  48: CAN decent long shot by Patrice Evra ...
         ... trickles over the line! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  FIN 2  -  CAN 3

Min  49: FIN promising long-range shot by Tired Lips ...
         ... clips the post!

Min  53: FIN decent effort by Wrong Mouthpiece ...
         ... beats the helpless keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... TooBusyTo Practise is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  FIN 3  -  CAN 3

Min  53: CAN mediocre long-range shot by Vedran Corluka ...
         ... hits the bar!

Min  53: CAN decent shot by Don Lever ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Kumar Sangakkara!

Min  56: FIN mediocre attempt by Wrong Mute ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Vedran Corluka!

Min  58: CAN mediocre long-range shot by Wes Brown ...
         ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  FIN 3  -  CAN 4

Min  59: Yuvraj Singh (FIN MF) is firmly stopped by Don Lever (CAN MF).

Min  61: FIN decent shot by Sachin Tendulkar ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Vedran Corluka!

Min  67: CAN promising chance by P. Nedved ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Tired Lips!

Min  67: FIN mediocre long-range shot by TooBusyTo Practise ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min  69: CAN decent attempt by Don Lever ...
         ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!!
         ... P. Nedved is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  FIN 3  -  CAN 5

Min  70: FIN begins pressing forward.

Min  70: Clogged Ears (FIN SW) switches to play DF.

Min  70: Wrong Mute (FIN MF) positions normally.

Min  70: CAN adopts stalling tactic.

Min  70: Darren Fletcher (CAN MF) drops back.

Min  70: Andres Iniesta (CAN MF) drops back.

Min  70: Don Lever (CAN MF) drops back.

Min  70: Cesc Fabregas (CAN MF) drops back.

Min  71: FIN difficult long shot by Jet Lagged ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  75: Cesc Fabregas (CAN MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Owen Hargreaves enters the field.

Min  76: CAN decent volley by Darren Fletcher ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  78: CAN decent chance by Don Lever ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Clogged Ears!

Min  78: TooBusyTo Practise (FIN FW) elbows Thomas Vermaelen ... 
         ... referee Batta shows Practise a yellow card!

Min  80: P. Nedved (CAN FW) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Dimitar Berbatov enters the field.

Min  81: Darren Fletcher (CAN MF) steals the ball from Yuvraj Singh (FIN MF).

Min  82: FIN decent shot by Wrong Mute ...
         ... is calmly cleared by MF Don Lever!

Min  83: Jet Lagged (FIN DF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Batta awards CAN a direct free kick!
         ... Thomas Vermaelen takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is held comfortably by GK Kumar Sangakkara!

Min  86: FIN mediocre shot by Chris Gayle ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by SW Thomas Vermaelen!

Min  86: FIN mediocre long-range shot by Ryan tenDoeschate ...
         ... is smothered by GK Dan Cloutier!

Min  87: CAN win a corner kick, which is taken by Don Lever ...
         ... the cross finds Dimitar Berbatov, whose decent effort ...
         ... goes through the keeper's legs! GOAL!!!
         ... Don Lever is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  FIN 3  -  CAN 6

Min  87: FIN discards their tactics.

Min  87: Manager Jussi Haukioja & Joessi Moorman (FIN) orders his team to play normally.

Min  87: Clogged Ears (FIN DF) switches to play SW.

Min  87: Wrong Mute (FIN MF) drops back.

Min  87: CAN adopts ball controlling tactic.

Min  87: Manager Stephen Harper (CAN) orders his team to take it easy.

Min  87: Darren Fletcher (CAN MF) positions normally.

Min  87: Andres Iniesta (CAN MF) pushes forward.

Min  87: Don Lever (CAN MF) positions normally.

Min  88: CAN decent shot by Owen Hargreaves ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  90: Don Lever (CAN MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Peter McNab enters the field.

Min  92: FIN good effort by TooBusyTo Practise ...
         ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  FIN 4  -  CAN 6

Min  92: FIN begins pressing forward.

Min  92: Manager Jussi Haukioja & Joessi Moorman (FIN) orders his team to play rough.

Min  92: Clogged Ears (FIN SW) switches to play DF.

Min  92: Wrong Mute (FIN MF) positions normally.

Min  92: CAN adopts stalling tactic.

Min  92: Manager Stephen Harper (CAN) orders his team to play normally.

Min  92: Darren Fletcher (CAN MF) drops back.

Min  92: Andres Iniesta (CAN MF) drops back.

Min  92: Pheeeep! Referee Batta blows the final whistle!


Final score:  FIN 4  -  CAN 6

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
------------------------------------------

FIN vs CAN:  4 - 6  [ 11  -  13 (2 fk) ]

FIN (P)
GK   Ear Infection                  (-2:0 0 0 4) subbed @45 
GK   Kumar Sangakkara               (-4:0 0 0 2) entered @45 
DF   Clogged Ears                   (0:0 0 1 0)
DF   Jet Lagged                     (0:1 0 1 0)
DF   Tired Lips                     (0:2 0 4 0)
MF   Wrong Mute                     (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 
MF   Yuvraj Singh                   (0:0 0 0 0)
MF < N N                            (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @45 
MF   Wrong Mouthpiece               (2:2 0 0 0)
MF   Ryan tenDoeschate              (0:1 0 0 0)
FW   TooBusyTo Practise             (1:2 1 0 0) entered @45  YC 
FW   Chris Gayle                    (0:1 0 0 0)
FW   Lousy Amp                      (0:0 1 0 0) subbed @45  YC 
FW   Sachin Tendulkar               (1:1 0 0 0)


CAN (S)
GK   Dan Cloutier                   (-4:0 0 0 3)
SW   Thomas Vermaelen               (0:1 0 2 0)
DF   Patrice Evra                   (2:2 0 0 0) YC 
DF   Wes Brown                      (1:1 0 2 0)
DF > Vedran Corluka                 (0:3 0 2 0)
MF < Darren Fletcher                (0:1 0 0 0)
MF < Andres Iniesta                 (0:0 0 0 0)
MF   Don Lever                      (2:5 1 1 0) subbed @90 
MF   Peter McNab                    (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
MF   Owen Hargreaves                (0:1 0 0 0) entered @75 
MF < Cesc Fabregas                  (0:0 1 0 0) subbed @75 
FW ^ Wayne Rooney                   (0:0 0 0 0)
FW ^ Dimitar Berbatov               (1:1 0 0 0) entered @80 
FW ^ P. Nedved                      (0:0 1 0 0) subbed @80 


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  CAN  MF  D. Lever
    **  FIN  MF  W. Mouthpiece
     *  CAN  DF  W. Brown

Offsides:  FIN:  0      CAN:  0


------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Playoffs #2:  Croatia (#3 seed) (#2 in A)  vs  Green Morons, Dunces, and Cows (#2 seed) (#1 in D)

95735 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 100100972

Starting lineups
----------------

CRO (L)
Coach  Volker Dyken
GK   4805 Timo Glock           FOL  
DF ^ 4806 Heikki Kovalainen    FOL  
DF ^ 4132 Felipe Massa         FOL  
DF   4133 Lewis Hamilton       FOL  
DF   4134 Fernando Alonso      FOL   ordered to mark C. Calf
MF   4484 Jenson Button        FOL  
MF   3936 Kimi Raikkonen       FOL  
FW   4485 Sebastian Vettel     FOL  
FW   4643 Mark Webber          FOL  
FW   4279 Withdraw RuleChanges FOL  
FW   4898 Nico Hulkenberg      FOL  

S1   3604 DriveWith TankTubeOn FOL  
S2   3603 Conference Room      FOL  
S3   3292 The RedOne           FOL  
S4   4830 Pedro delaRosa       FOL  
S5   3790 Weather Conditions   FOL  


IRL (L)
Coach  Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy
GK   4625 Cock_and_Bull Story  MOO  
DF   4469 Pande MOOnium        MOO  
DF   4399 Safe Haven           MAD  
MF < 4908 Classic Novel        MAD  
MF ^ 4903 Going Bovine         MOO  
MF ^ 4470 AmMOOnium OxHide     MOO  
MF   4516 Added Bonus          MAD  
MF   4459 Flat Terrain         MAD  
FW   4741 Legal Brief          MAD  
FW   4615 Exact Replica        MAD  
FW   4572 Objective Fact       MAD  

S1   3944 Child MOOlester      MOO  
S2   4753 Forward Progress     MAD  
S3   3945 Cownal Knowledge     MOO  
S4   4266 CONCA Calf           MOO  
S5   4809 Unique Individual    MAD  


Officials from England:
	referee      Philip Don
	assistant referee #1  Steve Bennett
	assistant referee #2  Mark Warren


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Don signals the kick-off!

Min   1: Jenson Button (CRO MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Kimi Raikkonen (CRO MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: IRL adopts ball controlling tactic.

Min   1: >>> Remember 1846 - 1851.

Min   1: Added Bonus (IRL MF) drops back.

Min   1: Legal Brief (IRL FW) drops back.

Min   1: IRL good shot by Legal Brief ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Timo Glock!

Min   4: IRL good volley by Going Bovine ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Fernando Alonso!

Min   5: IRL win an indirect free kick, which is taken by AmMOOnium OxHide ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Going Bovine, whose good effort ...
         ... assistant referee Bennett judges the play to be clearly offside!

Min   6: CRO win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Felipe Massa ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Withdraw RuleChanges, whose excellent effort ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  CRO 1  -  IRL 0

Min   6: CRO excellent chance by Sebastian Vettel ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Cock_and_Bull Story!

Min   6: CRO adopts stalling tactic.

Min   6: Jenson Button (CRO MF) drops back.

Min   6: Sebastian Vettel (CRO FW) switches to play DF.

Min   6: Kimi Raikkonen (CRO MF) drops back.

Min   6: Mark Webber (CRO FW) drops back.

Min   6: Withdraw RuleChanges (CRO FW) drops back.

Min   6: Nico Hulkenberg (CRO FW) drops back.

Min  12: IRL desperate effort by Added Bonus ...
         ... is smothered by GK Timo Glock!

Min  15: IRL hopeless long-range shot by Pande MOOnium ...
         ... slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!!
         ... Exact Replica is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  CRO 1  -  IRL 1

Min  15: Added Bonus (IRL MF) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Don shows Bonus a yellow card!

Min  15: CRO starts using long ball.

Min  15: Jenson Button (CRO MF) pushes forward.

Min  15: Sebastian Vettel (CRO DF) switches to play FW.

Min  15: Kimi Raikkonen (CRO MF) pushes forward.

Min  15: Mark Webber (CRO FW) positions normally.

Min  15: Withdraw RuleChanges (CRO FW) positions normally.

Min  15: Nico Hulkenberg (CRO FW) positions normally.

Min  16: CRO excellent volley by Nico Hulkenberg ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by DF Pande MOOnium!

Min  17: CRO excellent long-range shot by Kimi Raikkonen ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  CRO 2  -  IRL 1

Min  17: Felipe Massa (CRO DF) tackles violently Going Bovine ... 
         ... referee Don shows Massa a yellow card!

Min  17: CRO adopts stalling tactic.

Min  17: Felipe Massa (CRO DF) starts playing passively.

Min  17: Jenson Button (CRO MF) drops back.

Min  17: Sebastian Vettel (CRO FW) switches to play DF.

Min  17: Kimi Raikkonen (CRO MF) drops back.

Min  17: Mark Webber (CRO FW) drops back.

Min  17: Withdraw RuleChanges (CRO FW) drops back.

Min  17: Nico Hulkenberg (CRO FW) drops back.

Min  21: IRL hopeless long-range shot by AmMOOnium OxHide ...
         ... is smothered by GK Timo Glock!

Min  22: IRL really difficult shot by Legal Brief ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Lewis Hamilton!

Min  28: Flat Terrain (IRL MF) forces a bad pass from Heikki Kovalainen (CRO DF).

Min  29: CRO mediocre long-range shot by Mark Webber ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Pande MOOnium!

Min  34: Kimi Raikkonen (CRO MF) is calmly blocked by Flat Terrain (IRL MF).

Min  36: Mark Webber (CRO FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  38: IRL really difficult long-range shot by Classic Novel ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  39: IRL desperate long-range shot by Flat Terrain ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Lewis Hamilton!

Min  40: IRL desperate shot by Added Bonus ...
         ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK Timo Glock!

Min  40: IRL win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Flat Terrain ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Exact Replica, whose desperate chance ...
         ... assistant referee Bennett judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  41: Legal Brief (IRL FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  43: CRO mediocre long-range shot by Lewis Hamilton ...
         ... is saved with a smile by GK Cock_and_Bull Story!

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Don signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  CRO 2  -  IRL 1  [ 4  -  8 ]

Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy shouts orders in IRL's locker room ...
  IRL discards their tactics.
  he wants to sub out DF Safe Haven ...
	Safe Haven goes to shower and Child MOOlester takes his place.
  he wants to sub out MF Added Bonus ...
	Added Bonus goes to shower and Cownal Knowledge takes his place.
  MF Flat Terrain drops back.
  he wants to sub out FW Legal Brief ...
	Legal Brief goes to shower and CONCA Calf takes his place.
  FW CONCA Calf moves wide.
  MF Cownal Knowledge switches to play FW and moves wide.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Don gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: CONCA Calf (IRL FW) is getting marked by Fernando Alonso.

Min  46: Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy (IRL) orders his team to play rough.

Min  46: Pande MOOnium (IRL DF) goes rough.

Min  46: Going Bovine (IRL MF) goes rough.

Min  46: AmMOOnium OxHide (IRL MF) goes rough.

Min  46: Flat Terrain (IRL MF) goes rough.

Min  46: CONCA Calf (IRL FW) goes rough.

Min  46: Exact Replica (IRL FW) goes rough.

Min  46: Objective Fact (IRL FW) goes rough.

Min  46: Cownal Knowledge (IRL FW) goes rough.

Min  48: IRL mediocre chance by Cownal Knowledge ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by MF Jenson Button!

Min  48: Heikki Kovalainen (CRO DF) makes a foul inside the penalty box ... 
         ... referee Don awards IRL a penalty kick!
         ... CONCA Calf takes the kick ...
         ... the shot easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  CRO 2  -  IRL 2

Min  48: CRO starts using long ball.

Min  48: Jenson Button (CRO MF) pushes forward.

Min  48: Sebastian Vettel (CRO DF) switches to play FW.

Min  48: Kimi Raikkonen (CRO MF) pushes forward.

Min  48: Mark Webber (CRO FW) positions normally.

Min  48: Withdraw RuleChanges (CRO FW) positions normally.

Min  48: Nico Hulkenberg (CRO FW) positions normally.

Min  50: IRL win a corner kick, which is taken by AmMOOnium OxHide ...
         ... the cross is deflected to CONCA Calf, whose excellent shot ...
         ... is smothered by GK Timo Glock!

Min  52: IRL excellent effort by Objective Fact ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Heikki Kovalainen!

Min  53: IRL fast break sets up Objective Fact, whose excellent chance ...
         ... assistant referee Warren judges the play to be miles offside!

Min  55: CRO excellent attempt by Withdraw RuleChanges ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Cock_and_Bull Story!

Min  56: IRL excellent chance by CONCA Calf ...
         ... assistant referee Warren judges the play to be clearly offside!

Min  56: CRO excellent long-range shot by Mark Webber ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Classic Novel!

Min  57: Exact Replica (IRL FW) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Don awards CRO a direct free kick!
         ... Withdraw RuleChanges takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is just palmed away by GK Cock_and_Bull Story!

Min  58: IRL excellent attempt by Exact Replica ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... Classic Novel is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  CRO 2  -  IRL 3

Min  58: CRO begins pressing forward.

Min  58: Manager Volker Dyken (CRO) orders his team to play rough.

Min  58: Lewis Hamilton (CRO DF) pushes forward.

Min  58: Jenson Button (CRO MF) positions normally.

Min  58: Sebastian Vettel (CRO FW) switches to play MF.

Min  58: Kimi Raikkonen (CRO MF) positions normally.

Min  58: Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy (IRL) orders his team to play normally.

Min  58: Pande MOOnium (IRL DF) plays normally.

Min  58: Going Bovine (IRL MF) plays normally.

Min  58: AmMOOnium OxHide (IRL MF) plays normally.

Min  58: Flat Terrain (IRL MF) plays normally.

Min  58: CONCA Calf (IRL FW) plays normally.

Min  58: Exact Replica (IRL FW) plays normally.

Min  58: Objective Fact (IRL FW) plays normally.

Min  58: Cownal Knowledge (IRL FW) plays normally.

Min  60: Nico Hulkenberg (CRO FW) tackles violently AmMOOnium OxHide ... 
         ... referee Don shows Hulkenberg a yellow card!

Min  60: Nico Hulkenberg (CRO FW) starts playing passively.

Min  61: CRO excellent attempt by Jenson Button ...
         ... is turned onto the post by GK Cock_and_Bull Story!

Min  62: IRL excellent effort by Going Bovine ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  62: IRL win a corner kick, which is taken by Exact Replica ...
         ... the cross finds Objective Fact, whose excellent effort ...
         ... is smothered by GK Timo Glock!

Min  63: CRO excellent chance by Nico Hulkenberg ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by MF Flat Terrain!

Min  64: CRO excellent long shot by Heikki Kovalainen ...
         ... misses completely!

Min  64: Fernando Alonso (CRO DF) is calmly blocked by Flat Terrain (IRL MF).

Min  64: CONCA Calf (IRL FW) is just tackled by Withdraw RuleChanges (CRO FW).

Min  65: IRL excellent attempt by Exact Replica ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Fernando Alonso!

Min  65: Mark Webber (CRO FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  66: IRL excellent volley by Exact Replica ...
         ... assistant referee Warren judges the play to be clearly offside!

Min  67: CRO excellent long shot by Heikki Kovalainen ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Cock_and_Bull Story!

Min  68: IRL excellent volley by Going Bovine ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  68: IRL excellent long-range shot by Classic Novel ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Timo Glock!

Min  68: IRL win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Objective Fact ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Exact Replica, whose excellent volley ...
         ... assistant referee Warren judges the play to be clearly offside!

Min  72: IRL win an indirect free kick, which is taken by CONCA Calf ...
         ... the cross finds Going Bovine, whose excellent chance ...
         ... assistant referee Warren judges the play to be clearly offside!

Min  73: CRO excellent long shot by Lewis Hamilton ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  CRO 3  -  IRL 3

Min  73: IRL excellent shot by Objective Fact ...
         ... assistant referee Warren hastily flags the play to be offside!

Min  73: CRO starts using long ball.

Min  73: Manager Volker Dyken (CRO) orders his team to play normally.

Min  73: Lewis Hamilton (CRO DF) positions normally.

Min  73: Jenson Button (CRO MF) pushes forward.

Min  73: Sebastian Vettel (CRO MF) switches to play FW.

Min  73: Kimi Raikkonen (CRO MF) pushes forward.

Min  73: Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy (IRL) orders his team to play rough.

Min  73: Pande MOOnium (IRL DF) goes rough.

Min  73: Going Bovine (IRL MF) goes rough.

Min  73: AmMOOnium OxHide (IRL MF) goes rough.

Min  73: Flat Terrain (IRL MF) goes rough.

Min  73: CONCA Calf (IRL FW) goes rough.

Min  73: Exact Replica (IRL FW) goes rough.

Min  73: Objective Fact (IRL FW) goes rough.

Min  73: Cownal Knowledge (IRL FW) goes rough.

Min  74: Pande MOOnium (IRL DF) tackles violently Fernando Alonso ... 
         ... referee Don shows MOOnium a yellow card!

Min  77: Flat Terrain (IRL MF) assaults the referee ... 
         ... referee Don shows Terrain a red card!

Min  79: IRL promising attempt by CONCA Calf ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Timo Glock!

Min  80: CRO excellent header by Withdraw RuleChanges ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Child MOOlester!

Min  81: IRL good chance by Objective Fact ...
         ... assistant referee Warren judges the play to be miles offside!

Min  81: Child MOOlester (IRL DF) elbows Lewis Hamilton ... 
         ... referee Don shows MOOlester a yellow card!

Min  82: CRO good volley by Withdraw RuleChanges ...
         ... assistant referee Bennett is thinking of his date later tonight ...
         ... clips the bar!

Min  86: IRL good long-range shot by Pande MOOnium ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  87: IRL fast break sets up AmMOOnium OxHide, whose promising header ...
         ... assistant referee Warren judges the play to be just offside!

Min  87: IRL win a corner kick, which is taken by Pande MOOnium ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Objective Fact, whose excellent volley ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Timo Glock!

Min  88: IRL good shot by Exact Replica ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Lewis Hamilton!

Min  88: Pande MOOnium (IRL DF) kicks the ball away after the whistle ... 
         ... referee Don shows MOOnium a yellow card!
         ... but she was already booked earlier and is now sent off!

Min  90: CRO excellent shot by Sebastian Vettel ...
         ... defenders wave to assistant referee Bennett, who is looking elsewhere ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Cock_and_Bull Story!

Min  90: CRO excellent shot by Sebastian Vettel ...
         ... is smothered by GK Cock_and_Bull Story!

Min  90: Exact Replica (IRL FW) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 10 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min  93: CRO excellent attempt by Nico Hulkenberg ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  93: IRL promising effort by Exact Replica ...
         ... assistant referee Warren judges the play to be a couple of yards offside!

Min  93: IRL win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Child MOOlester ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Going Bovine, whose promising volley ...
         ... assistant referee Warren hastily flags the play to be offside!

Min  94: Pheeeep! Referee Don signals the end of the regulation!

Score at the end of normal time:  CRO 3  -  IRL 3  [ 13 (1 fk)  -  27 (1 pk) ]

Min  91: Pheeeep! Referee Don signals the start of the extra time!

Min  91: IRL fast break sets up AmMOOnium OxHide, whose good header ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  91: CRO excellent attempt by Mark Webber ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Classic Novel!

Min  91: Going Bovine (IRL MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  92: IRL good chance by Exact Replica ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Fernando Alonso!

Min  93: CRO excellent chance by Sebastian Vettel ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  95: CRO excellent attempt by Withdraw RuleChanges ...
         ... trickles over the line! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  CRO 4  -  IRL 3

Min  95: CRO adopts stalling tactic.

Min  95: Jenson Button (CRO MF) drops back.

Min  95: Sebastian Vettel (CRO FW) switches to play DF.

Min  95: Kimi Raikkonen (CRO MF) drops back.

Min  95: Mark Webber (CRO FW) drops back.

Min  95: Withdraw RuleChanges (CRO FW) drops back.

Min  95: Nico Hulkenberg (CRO FW) drops back.

Min  96: AmMOOnium OxHide (IRL MF) elbows Lewis Hamilton ... 
         ... referee Don shows OxHide a yellow card!

Min  99: Exact Replica (IRL FW) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 5 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min 101: IRL win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Objective Fact ...
         ... the cross finds Exact Replica, whose difficult effort ...
         ... assistant referee Bennett judges the play to be clearly offside!

Min 102: CRO decent long-range shot by Sebastian Vettel ...
         ... hits the bar!

Min 103: CRO mediocre shot by Withdraw RuleChanges ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Going Bovine!

Min 103: IRL really difficult attempt by Going Bovine ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min 103: Felipe Massa (CRO DF) is calmly blocked by Child MOOlester (IRL DF).

Min 105: Going Bovine (IRL MF) tackles violently Sebastian Vettel ... 
         ... referee Don shows Bovine a yellow card!

Min 107: Pheeeep! Referee Don signals the end of the first half in extra time!

Score at the end of first period of extra time:  CRO 4  -  IRL 3  [ 16 (1 fk)  -  30 (1 pk) ]

Min 106: Pheeeep! Referee Don gets the second half on the way!

Min 106: CRO difficult long-range shot by Fernando Alonso ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min 111: IRL really difficult chance by Objective Fact ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Heikki Kovalainen!

Min 111: Exact Replica (IRL FW) boots the ball out of reach of Mark Webber (CRO FW).

Min 112: CONCA Calf (IRL FW) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 10 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min 114: CRO decent effort by Mark Webber ...
         ... hits the bar!

Min 117: IRL difficult header by Objective Fact ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Sebastian Vettel!

Min 118: IRL difficult long shot by Child MOOlester ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Timo Glock!

Min 118: Child MOOlester (IRL DF) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as twisted ankle ...
         ... 14 rolls of tape get her back to the field.

Min 119: Going Bovine (IRL MF) bumps into the linesman ... 
         ... referee Don shows Bovine a red card!

Min 120: Cock_and_Bull Story (IRL GK) is told to sub out ...
         ... he can't leave as planned! All substitutions have been used!

Min 121: Coach Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy (IRL) yells at MF AmMOOnium OxHide to position normally.

Min 121: AmMOOnium OxHide (IRL MF) moves wide.

Min 122: Pheeeep! Referee Don blows the final whistle!


Final score:  CRO 4  -  IRL 3

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
------------------------------------------

CRO vs IRL:  4 - 3  [ 18 (1 fk)  -  31 (1 pk) ]

CRO (S)
GK   Timo Glock                     (-3:0 0 0 10)
DF ^ Heikki Kovalainen              (0:2 0 2 0)
DF ^ Felipe Massa                   (0:0 0 0 0) YC 
DF   Lewis Hamilton                 (1:2 0 3 0)
DF   Fernando Alonso                (0:1 0 3 0) marked C. Calf
DF   Sebastian Vettel               (0:5 0 1 0)
MF < Jenson Button                  (0:1 0 1 0)
MF < Kimi Raikkonen                 (1:1 0 0 0)
FW < Mark Webber                    (0:1 0 0 0)
FW < Withdraw RuleChanges           (2:5 0 0 0)
FW < Nico Hulkenberg                (0:1 0 0 0) YC 


IRL
GK   Cock_and_Bull Story            (-4:0 0 0 8)
DF   Pande MOOnium                  (1:2 0 2 0) RC88 
DF   Safe Haven                     (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 
DF   Child MOOlester                (0:1 0 1 0) entered @45  YC 
MF < Classic Novel                  (0:2 1 2 0)
MF ^ Going Bovine                   (0:6 0 1 0) RC119 
MF ^ AmMOOnium OxHide               (0:3 0 0 0) YC 
MF < Added Bonus                    (0:2 0 0 0) subbed @45  YC 
MF < Flat Terrain                   (0:0 0 1 0) RC77 
FW < Legal Brief                    (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @45 
FW ^ CONCA Calf                     (1:4 0 0 0) entered @45 
FW   Exact Replica                  (1:6 1 0 0)
FW   Objective Fact                 (0:5 0 0 0)
FW ^ Cownal Knowledge               (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  CRO  DF  L. Hamilton
    **  CRO  FW  W. RuleChanges
     *  IRL  FW  E. Replica

Offsides:  CRO:  0      IRL: 13


