Frn: "Timo Ojala" <skidi@ee.oulu.fi>
Till: <skidi@ee.oulu.fi>
mne: [WEFS] WC - Playoffs #1 Champ Pool Matches
Datum: den 13 december 2012 18:53

WC - Playoffs #1 Champ Pool Matches (Quarter-Finals)
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1  ROB - FIN
2  GER - CRO
3  CZE - CAN
4  IRL - ENG

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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Playoffs #1:  The Robots (#1 seed) (#1 in A)  vs  Finland (#3 seed) (#2 in B)

103368 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 349

Starting lineups
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ROB
Coach  I Robot
GK   2503 Robot E01            EEE  
SW   4801 Robot A28            AAA  
DF   4497 Robot F05            FFF  
DF   4294 Robot F06            FFF  
DF   1690 Robot E08            EEE  
MF   4498 Robot F11            FFF  
MF   1875 Robot E12            EEE  
MF   1691 Robot E13            EEE  
FW ^ 4657 Robot F16            FFF  
FW   2260 Robot E18            EEE  
FW ^ 4295 Robot F17            FFF  

S1   4656 Robot F10            FFF  
S2 ^ 4148 Robot F12            FFF  
S3 ^ 4719 Robot A26            AAA  
S4   2669 Robot A15            AAA  
S5   4800 Robot A27            AAA  


FIN
Coach  Jussi Haukioja & Joessi Moorman
GK   4650 Ear Infection        MEX  
SW   4684 Clogged Ears         MEX  
DF   4491 Jet Lagged           MEX  
DF   4420 Tired Lips           MEX  
MF   4668 Yuvraj Singh         QSI  
MF < 4778 N N                  MEX  
MF   4265 Wrong Mouthpiece     MEX  
MF   4676 Ryan tenDoeschate    QSI  
FW   4675 Chris Gayle          QSI  
FW   4139 Lousy Amp            MEX  
FW   4677 Sachin Tendulkar     QSI  

S1   4245 Wrong Horn           MEX  
S2   4812 TooBusyTo Practise   MEX  
S3   4660 Kumar Sangakkara     QSI  


Officials from Australia:
	referee      Nick Guoth
	assistant referee #1  John Fraser
	assistant referee #2  Richard Lorenc


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Guoth signals the kick-off!

Min   1: Manager Jussi Haukioja & Joessi Moorman (FIN) orders his team to play rough.

Min   1: ROB promising shot by Robot F11 ...
         ... assistant referee Lorenc judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min   5: ROB promising chance by Robot F16 ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Tired Lips!

Min   7: FIN good volley by Ryan tenDoeschate ...
         ... the shot is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!!
         ... but assistant referee Fraser's flag is up! The goal is disallowed!

Min   8: FIN promising chance by Wrong Mouthpiece ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Robot E08!

Min  12: FIN promising long shot by Jet Lagged ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  14: ROB win a corner kick, which is taken by Robot E08 ...
         ... the cross finds Robot F17, whose decent attempt ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Ear Infection!

Min  14: ROB decent long-range shot by Robot F05 ...
         ... is smothered by GK Ear Infection!

Min  15: FIN promising long-range shot by Tired Lips ...
         ... is saved with a gentle burp by GK Robot E01!

Min  15: Lousy Amp (FIN FW) stretches out to intercept a pass from Robot F11 (ROB MF).

Min  16: ROB mediocre shot by Robot E18 ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Tired Lips!

Min  16: Robot F16 (ROB FW) steals the ball from Lousy Amp (FIN FW).

Min  18: ROB promising chance by Robot E13 ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ROB 1  -  FIN 0

Min  18: FIN decent shot by Wrong Mouthpiece ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by SW Robot A28!

Min  20: Lousy Amp (FIN FW) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Guoth awards ROB a direct free kick!
         ... Robot E18 takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ROB 2  -  FIN 0

Min  23: ROB win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Robot A28 ...
         ... the cross finds Robot F16, whose decent shot ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Ear Infection!

Min  23: ROB decent long-range shot by Robot F06 ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  24: Chris Gayle (FIN FW) dives just outside ROB's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Guoth waves play on.

Min  24: Ear Infection (FIN GK) elbows Robot A28 ... 
         ... referee Guoth shows Infection a yellow card!

Min  26: ROB promising long shot by Robot F05 ...
         ... is saved with a gentle burp by GK Ear Infection!

Min  28: FIN promising attempt by Sachin Tendulkar ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min  30: FIN win a corner kick, which is taken by Clogged Ears ...
         ... the cross is deflected to N N, whose decent attempt ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  30: Robot E12 (ROB MF) elbows Tired Lips ... 
         ... referee Guoth shows E12 a yellow card!

Min  31: FIN promising long-range shot by Wrong Mouthpiece ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  34: FIN decent long-range shot by N N ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Robot F05!

Min  35: ROB mediocre attempt by Robot F17 ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by SW Clogged Ears!

Min  35: Robot F11 (ROB MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  39: FIN decent effort by Chris Gayle ...
         ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK Robot E01!

Min  39: Ryan tenDoeschate (FIN MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  41: ROB decent long-range shot by Robot A28 ...
         ... is well wide!

Min  42: ROB promising long-range shot by Robot F17 ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Jet Lagged!

Min  42: Yuvraj Singh (FIN MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  45: Pheeeep! Referee Guoth signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  ROB 2  -  FIN 0  [ 8 (1 fk)  -  7 ]

Manager Jussi Haukioja & Joessi Moorman shouts orders in FIN's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out GK Ear Infection ...
	Ear Infection goes to shower and Kumar Sangakkara takes his place.
  he wants to sub out FW Lousy Amp ...
	Lousy Amp goes to shower and TooBusyTo Practise takes his place.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Guoth gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: Chris Gayle (FIN FW) goes down just outside ROB's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Guoth waves play on.

Min  48: ROB win a corner kick, which is taken by Robot E12 ...
         ... the cross finds Robot F16, whose mediocre volley ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Kumar Sangakkara!

Min  49: ROB promising volley by Robot F17 ...
         ... assistant referee Fraser judges the play to be barely offside!

Min  50: FIN decent attempt by Tired Lips ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Robot E08!

Min  50: Clogged Ears (FIN SW) is calmly blocked by Robot E18 (ROB FW).

Min  51: Robot A28 (ROB SW) just manages to intercept a pass from Jet Lagged (FIN DF).

Min  52: Tired Lips (FIN DF) elbows Robot E08 ... 
         ... referee Guoth shows Lips a yellow card!

Min  55: Chris Gayle (FIN FW) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as twisted ankle ...
         ... 13 rolls of tape get him back to the field.

Min  58: ROB mediocre shot by Robot F17 ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Jet Lagged!

Min  58: ROB decent attempt by Robot E12 ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  60: Chris Gayle (FIN FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  61: Robot F05 (ROB DF) makes a foul inside the penalty box ... 
         ... referee Guoth awards FIN a penalty kick!
         ... Clogged Ears takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ROB 2  -  FIN 1

Min  61: Jet Lagged (FIN DF) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Guoth shows Lagged a yellow card!

Min  61: ROB adopts stalling tactic.

Min  61: Robot F11 (ROB MF) drops back.

Min  61: Robot E12 (ROB MF) drops back.

Min  61: Robot E13 (ROB MF) drops back.

Min  61: Robot E18 (ROB FW) drops back.

Min  61: Manager Jussi Haukioja & Joessi Moorman (FIN) orders his team to play normally.

Min  66: FIN desperate long-range shot by Jet Lagged ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Robot F05!

Min  70: FIN begins pressing forward.

Min  70: Clogged Ears (FIN SW) switches to play DF.

Min  70: N N (FIN MF) positions normally.

Min  71: FIN mediocre long-range shot by Tired Lips ...
         ... is saved with a gentle burp by GK Robot E01!

Min  72: ROB promising header by Robot F16 ...
         ... is scrambled over the bar by GK Kumar Sangakkara!

Min  76: ROB win a corner kick, which is taken by Robot F16 ...
         ... the cross finds Robot E18, whose decent header ...
         ... slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!!
         ... Robot F16 is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ROB 3  -  FIN 1

Min  79: ROB promising long-range shot by Robot F06 ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  81: ROB promising long-range shot by Robot E18 ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Clogged Ears!

Min  82: ROB fast break sets up Robot E13, whose decent effort ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min  82: FIN mediocre chance by Ryan tenDoeschate ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Robot F05!

Min  83: FIN difficult header by Chris Gayle ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  86: ROB decent effort by Robot E13 ...
         ... assistant referee Fraser hastily flags the play to be offside!

Min  86: FIN decent chance by N N ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by MF Robot E13!

Min  90: Robot A28 (ROB SW) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Robot A15 enters the field.

Min  90: Robot E12 (ROB MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Robot F12 enters the field.

Min  90: Robot E13 (ROB MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Robot A26 enters the field.

Min  90: Robot F12 (ROB MF) drops back.

Min  90: Robot A15 (ROB SW) switches to play FW and drops back.

Min  91: Robot A26 (ROB MF) drops back.

Min  92: ROB decent long-range shot by Robot F06 ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  94: Pheeeep! Referee Guoth blows the final whistle!


Final score:  ROB 3  -  FIN 1

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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ROB vs FIN:  3 - 1  [ 17 (1 fk)  -  9 (1 pk) ]

ROB (S)
GK   Robot E01                      (-1:0 0 0 3)
SW   Robot A28                      (0:1 0 1 0) subbed @90 
DF   Robot F05                      (0:2 0 3 0)
DF   Robot F06                      (0:3 0 0 0)
DF   Robot E08                      (0:0 0 2 0)
MF < Robot F11                      (0:1 0 0 0)
MF < Robot E12                      (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @90  YC 
MF < Robot A26                      (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
MF < Robot E13                      (1:3 0 1 0) subbed @90 
MF < Robot F12                      (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
FW ^ Robot F16                      (0:3 1 0 0)
FW < Robot E18                      (2:2 0 0 0)
FW ^ Robot F17                      (0:2 0 0 0)
FW < Robot A15                      (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 


FIN (P)
GK   Ear Infection                  (-2:0 0 0 4) subbed @45  YC 
GK   Kumar Sangakkara               (-1:0 0 0 2) entered @45 
DF   Clogged Ears                   (1:1 0 2 0)
DF   Jet Lagged                     (0:1 0 2 0) YC 
DF   Tired Lips                     (0:2 0 2 0) YC 
MF   Yuvraj Singh                   (0:0 0 0 0)
MF   N N                            (0:1 0 0 0)
MF   Wrong Mouthpiece               (0:1 0 0 0)
MF   Ryan tenDoeschate              (0:1 0 0 0)
FW   TooBusyTo Practise             (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 
FW   Chris Gayle                    (0:2 0 0 0)
FW   Lousy Amp                      (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 
FW   Sachin Tendulkar               (0:1 0 0 0)


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  ROB  FW  R. E18
    **  FIN  SW  C. Ears
     *  ROB  DF  R. F05

Offsides:  ROB:  3      FIN:  1


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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Playoffs #1:  Team Germany (#1 seed) (#1 in B)  vs  Croatia (#3 seed) (#2 in A)

103959 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 15182818

Starting lineups
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GER (L)
Coach  Richard, Sven & Thomas
GK   3956 Jennifer Walbank     SYD  
DF   4631 Karen Wilson         SYD  
DF   4835 Malcom Sheppard      BOM  
DF   4466 Gerd Gelugon         HEL  
DF   4292 Emma Falkner         SYD  
MF ^ 4843 Hines Ward           BOM  
MF   4546 Norbert Nether_Hound HEL  
MF   4115 Theo Time_Hound      HEL  
MF ^ 4496 Annette Traczyk      SYD  
FW   4620 Theo Thunder_Wyrm    HEL  
FW   4146 Katrin Staudinger    SYD  

S1   4929 Emma Barnes          SYD  
S2   4293 Brianna Pike         SYD  
S3   4376 Svetlana Skull_Druj  HEL  
S4   3842 Vincent Vrock        HEL  


CRO (L)
Coach  Volker Dyken
GK   4805 Timo Glock           FOL  
DF ^ 4806 Heikki Kovalainen    FOL  
DF ^ 4132 Felipe Massa         FOL  
DF   4133 Lewis Hamilton       FOL  
DF   4134 Fernando Alonso      FOL   ordered to mark T. Thunder_Wyrm
MF   4484 Jenson Button        FOL  
MF   3936 Kimi Raikkonen       FOL  
FW   4485 Sebastian Vettel     FOL  
FW   4643 Mark Webber          FOL  
FW   4279 Withdraw RuleChanges FOL  
FW   4898 Nico Hulkenberg      FOL  

S1   3604 DriveWith TankTubeOn FOL  
S2   3603 Conference Room      FOL  
S3   3292 The RedOne           FOL  
S4   4830 Pedro delaRosa       FOL  
S5   3790 Weather Conditions   FOL  


Officials from Switzerland:
	referee      Werner Mueller
	assistant referee #1  Mauro Bianchi
	assistant referee #2  Laurent Rausis


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Mueller signals the kick-off!

Min   1: >>> The German bench say hello to Volker's Croatia

Min   1: Hines Ward (GER MF) drops back.

Min   1: Norbert Nether_Hound (GER MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Theo Time_Hound (GER MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Theo Thunder_Wyrm (GER FW) starts throwing his elbows around.

Min   1: Annette Traczyk (GER MF) switches to play FW and positions normally.

Min   1: Jenson Button (CRO MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Kimi Raikkonen (CRO MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Theo Thunder_Wyrm (GER FW) is getting marked by Fernando Alonso.

Min   1: GER good chance by Theo Thunder_Wyrm ...
         ... assistant referee Rausis is searching for his binoculars ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  GER 1  -  CRO 0

Min   1: CRO begins pressing forward.

Min   1: Manager Volker Dyken (CRO) orders his team to play rough.

Min   1: Lewis Hamilton (CRO DF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Jenson Button (CRO MF) positions normally.

Min   1: Sebastian Vettel (CRO FW) switches to play MF.

Min   1: Kimi Raikkonen (CRO MF) positions normally.

Min   3: CRO excellent long shot by Heikki Kovalainen ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min   5: CRO excellent effort by Withdraw RuleChanges ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Emma Falkner!

Min   6: GER excellent long shot by Gerd Gelugon ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min   6: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Gerd Gelugon ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Theo Thunder_Wyrm, whose excellent volley ...
         ... is smothered by GK Timo Glock!

Min   7: GER excellent effort by Hines Ward ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min   8: GER excellent long-range shot by Katrin Staudinger ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Lewis Hamilton!

Min  10: GER excellent attempt by Theo Time_Hound ...
         ... is punched to safety by GK Timo Glock!

Min  10: CRO excellent long-range shot by Felipe Massa ...
         ... assistant referee Bianchi judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  12: GER win a corner kick, which is taken by Gerd Gelugon ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Annette Traczyk, whose excellent header ...
         ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  GER 2  -  CRO 0

Min  12: CRO excellent shot by Jenson Button ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  GER 2  -  CRO 1

Min  12: GER excellent long-range shot by Karen Wilson ...
         ... assistant referee Rausis judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  12: Jennifer Walbank (GER GK) makes a foul inside the penalty box ... 
         ... referee Mueller awards CRO a penalty kick!
         ... Withdraw RuleChanges takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  GER 2  -  CRO 2

Min  12: CRO starts using long ball.

Min  12: Manager Volker Dyken (CRO) orders his team to play normally.

Min  12: Lewis Hamilton (CRO DF) positions normally.

Min  12: Jenson Button (CRO MF) pushes forward.

Min  12: Sebastian Vettel (CRO MF) switches to play FW.

Min  12: Kimi Raikkonen (CRO MF) pushes forward.

Min  13: Timo Glock (CRO GK) makes a foul inside the penalty box ... 
         ... referee Mueller awards GER a penalty kick!
         ... Theo Thunder_Wyrm takes the kick ...
         ... the shot forces the keeper to dive for cover! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  GER 3  -  CRO 2

Min  13: CRO begins pressing forward.

Min  13: Manager Volker Dyken (CRO) orders his team to play rough.

Min  13: Lewis Hamilton (CRO DF) pushes forward.

Min  13: Jenson Button (CRO MF) positions normally.

Min  13: Sebastian Vettel (CRO FW) switches to play MF.

Min  13: Kimi Raikkonen (CRO MF) positions normally.

Min  15: CRO excellent long-range shot by Jenson Button ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min  15: GER excellent header by Theo Time_Hound ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Timo Glock!

Min  16: GER excellent header by Theo Time_Hound ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  GER 4  -  CRO 2

Min  16: Norbert Nether_Hound (GER MF) trips Fernando Alonso just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Mueller awards CRO a direct free kick!
         ... Withdraw RuleChanges takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is held comfortably by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min  18: CRO excellent attempt by Jenson Button ...
         ... hits the bar!

Min  19: CRO excellent long-range shot by Withdraw RuleChanges ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Malcom Sheppard!

Min  19: GER excellent volley by Theo Time_Hound ...
         ... assistant referee Rausis judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  20: GER excellent shot by Theo Thunder_Wyrm ...
         ... is deflected onto the bar by DF Heikki Kovalainen!

Min  22: CRO excellent volley by Jenson Button ...
         ... assistant referee Bianchi judges the play to be just offside!

Min  22: GER excellent shot by Annette Traczyk ...
         ... assistant referee Rausis judges the play to be just offside!

Min  23: Sebastian Vettel (CRO MF) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Mueller exchanges few words with Vettel.

Min  25: GER excellent header by Katrin Staudinger ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... Hines Ward is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  GER 5  -  CRO 2

Min  25: CRO excellent long shot by Lewis Hamilton ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  25: Manager Volker Dyken (CRO) orders his team to play normally.

Min  26: CRO excellent effort by Kimi Raikkonen ...
         ... is calmly cleared by DF Gerd Gelugon!

Min  27: GER excellent shot by Annette Traczyk ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... Katrin Staudinger is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  GER 6  -  CRO 2

Min  27: Theo Time_Hound (GER MF) is tackled last gasp by Heikki Kovalainen (CRO DF).

Min  27: CRO adopts stalling tactic.

Min  27: Manager Volker Dyken (CRO) orders his team to take it easy.

Min  27: Lewis Hamilton (CRO DF) positions normally.

Min  27: Jenson Button (CRO MF) drops back.

Min  27: Sebastian Vettel (CRO MF) switches to play DF.

Min  27: Kimi Raikkonen (CRO MF) drops back.

Min  27: Mark Webber (CRO FW) drops back.

Min  27: Withdraw RuleChanges (CRO FW) drops back.

Min  27: Nico Hulkenberg (CRO FW) drops back.

Min  32: Kimi Raikkonen (CRO MF) boots the ball out of reach of Karen Wilson (GER DF).

Min  33: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Gerd Gelugon ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Emma Falkner, whose decent long shot ...
         ... is just pushed wide by GK Timo Glock!

Min  33: GER mediocre long-range shot by Karen Wilson ...
         ... is well wide!

Min  36: GER mediocre chance by Annette Traczyk ...
         ... assistant referee Rausis judges the play to be just offside!

Min  40: GER mediocre attempt by Theo Thunder_Wyrm ...
         ... is deflected onto the bar by FW Mark Webber!

Min  44: GER discards their tactics.

Min  44: Hines Ward (GER MF) moves wide.

Min  44: Norbert Nether_Hound (GER MF) positions normally.

Min  44: Theo Time_Hound (GER MF) positions normally.

Min  44: Theo Thunder_Wyrm (GER FW) positions normally.

Min  44: Annette Traczyk (GER FW) switches to play MF and moves wide.

Min  45: Pheeeep! Referee Mueller signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  GER 6  -  CRO 2  [ 16 (1 pk)  -  7 (1 fk  1 pk) ]

Manager Richard, Sven & Thomas shouts orders in GER's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out MF Hines Ward ...
	Hines Ward goes to shower and Svetlana Skull_Druj takes his place.
  he wants to sub out MF Norbert Nether_Hound ...
	Norbert Nether_Hound goes to shower and Brianna Pike takes his place.
  MF Svetlana Skull_Druj positions normally.
  MF Annette Traczyk positions normally.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Mueller gets the second half on the way!

Min  50: CRO desperate effort by Nico Hulkenberg ...
         ... is calmly cleared by MF Theo Time_Hound!

Min  50: GER difficult long-range shot by Malcom Sheppard ...
         ... is saved with a smile by GK Timo Glock!

Min  52: GER difficult volley by Theo Time_Hound ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Sebastian Vettel!

Min  57: Mark Webber (CRO FW) is calmly blocked by Svetlana Skull_Druj (GER MF).

Min  57: Theo Thunder_Wyrm (GER FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  59: Lewis Hamilton (CRO DF) trips Theo Time_Hound inside the penalty box ... 
         ... referee Mueller awards GER a penalty kick!
         ... Theo Thunder_Wyrm takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is just palmed away by GK Timo Glock!

Min  60: CRO really difficult long-range shot by Nico Hulkenberg ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Malcom Sheppard!

Min  60: GER really difficult chance by Karen Wilson ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Sebastian Vettel!

Min  61: Svetlana Skull_Druj (GER MF) robs the ball from Mark Webber (CRO FW).

Min  70: GER mediocre volley by Svetlana Skull_Druj ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by FW Nico Hulkenberg!

Min  72: GER really difficult chance by Svetlana Skull_Druj ...
         ... assistant referee Bianchi judges the play to be a couple of yards offside!

Min  73: GER really difficult long-range shot by Karen Wilson ...
         ... goes through the keeper's legs! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  GER 7  -  CRO 2

Min  81: GER difficult effort by Brianna Pike ...
         ... assistant referee Bianchi hastily flags the play to be offside!

Min  81: Annette Traczyk (GER MF) goes down inside CRO's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Mueller waves play on.

Min  82: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Gerd Gelugon ...
         ... the cross finds Katrin Staudinger, whose difficult header ...
         ... assistant referee Bianchi judges the play to be just offside!

Min  86: GER mediocre chance by Theo Time_Hound ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by DF Felipe Massa!

Min  87: Kimi Raikkonen (CRO MF) boots the ball out of reach of Annette Traczyk (GER MF).

Min  89: Annette Traczyk (GER MF) is just tackled by Heikki Kovalainen (CRO DF).

Min  90: Jennifer Walbank (GER GK) is told to sub out ...
         ... she walks off the pitch ...
         ... Vincent Vrock enters the field.

Min  90: Pheeeep! Referee Mueller blows the final whistle!


Final score:  GER 7  -  CRO 2

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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GER vs CRO:  7 - 2  [ 21 (2 pk)  -  7 (1 fk  1 pk) ]

GER
GK   Jennifer Walbank               (-2:0 0 0 3) subbed @90 
GK   Vincent Vrock                  (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
DF   Karen Wilson                   (1:3 0 0 0)
DF   Malcom Sheppard                (0:1 0 2 0)
DF   Gerd Gelugon                   (0:1 0 1 0)
DF   Emma Falkner                   (0:1 0 1 0)
MF   Brianna Pike                   (0:1 0 0 0) entered @45 
MF ^ Hines Ward                     (0:1 1 0 0) subbed @45 
MF   Norbert Nether_Hound           (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 
MF   Svetlana Skull_Druj            (0:1 0 0 0) entered @45 
MF   Theo Time_Hound                (1:4 0 1 0)
MF   Annette Traczyk                (2:4 0 0 0)
FW   Theo Thunder_Wyrm              (2:4 0 0 0)
FW   Katrin Staudinger              (1:2 1 0 0)


CRO (S)
GK   Timo Glock                     (-7:0 0 0 6)
DF ^ Heikki Kovalainen              (0:1 0 1 0)
DF ^ Felipe Massa                   (0:1 0 1 0)
DF   Lewis Hamilton                 (0:1 0 1 0)
DF   Fernando Alonso                (0:0 0 0 0) marked T. Thunder_Wyrm
DF   Sebastian Vettel               (0:0 0 2 0)
MF < Jenson Button                  (1:4 0 0 0)
MF < Kimi Raikkonen                 (0:0 0 0 0)
FW < Mark Webber                    (0:0 0 1 0)
FW < Withdraw RuleChanges           (1:2 0 0 0)
FW < Nico Hulkenberg                (0:0 0 1 0)


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  GER  FW  A. Traczyk
    **  GER  FW  T. Thunder_Wyrm
     *  GER  MF  T. Time_Hound

Offsides:  GER:  7      CRO:  2


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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Playoffs #1:  Czech Republic (#3 seed) (#1 in C)  vs  Team Canada (#1 seed) (#2 in D)

102524 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 22455335

Starting lineups
----------------

CZE
Coach  Eduard Habermann
GK   4626 A DvancedCleaner     MRV  
SW   4471 Z Helatin            MRV  
DF   4118 M UltiFlu            MRV  
DF   4206 O Olong              MRV  
MF   4772 Bargain Buddy        MRV  
MF   4460 S EcretCrush         MRV  
FW   4774 Ad Ware              MRV  
FW   4267 B Agle               MRV  
FW   4050 N OBock              MRV  
FW   3779 B UbbleBoy           MRV  
FW   3581 J ApaneseXmas        MRV  

S1   4246 B Anker              MRV  
S3   3866 A Naphylaxis         MRV  
S4   4089 B Eer                MRV  


CAN
Coach  Stephen Harper
GK   3960 Lukasz Fabianski     VA   
SW   4394 Thomas Vermaelen     VA   
DF   4480 Patrice Evra         WMW  
DF   4299 Wes Brown            WMW  
DF   4296 Vedran Corluka       VA   
MF   4636 Darren Fletcher      WMW  
MF   4477 Andres Iniesta       VA   
MF   4261 Don Lever            CAN  
MF   4149 Cesc Fabregas        VA   
FW   4481 Wayne Rooney         WMW  
FW   4262 P. Nedved            CAN  

S1   4603 Dimitar Berbatov     WMW  
S2   4150 Owen Hargreaves      WMW  
S3   4483 Doug Bodger          CAN  
S4   4130 Peter McNab          CAN  
S5   3807 Edwin vanderSar      WMW  


Officials from Lithuania:
	referee      Sergiejus Slyva
	assistant referee #1  Michailas Fedcenka
	assistant referee #2  Gercas Zakas


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Slyva signals the kick-off!

Min   1: O Olong (CZE DF) gets orders to mark.

Min   1: Bargain Buddy (CZE MF) drops back.

Min   1: Ad Ware (CZE FW) drops back.

Min   1: B Agle (CZE FW) drops back.

Min   1: N OBock (CZE FW) drops back.

Min   1: B UbbleBoy (CZE FW) pushes forward.

Min   1: J ApaneseXmas (CZE FW) drops back.

Min   1: Vedran Corluka (CAN DF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Andres Iniesta (CAN MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Cesc Fabregas (CAN MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Wayne Rooney (CAN FW) moves wide.

Min   1: P. Nedved (CAN FW) moves wide.

Min   1: Wayne Rooney (CAN FW) is getting marked by O Olong.

Min   6: CAN decent effort by Cesc Fabregas ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min   7: CZE difficult chance by S EcretCrush ...
         ... is punted upfield by SW Thomas Vermaelen!

Min   8: B UbbleBoy (CZE FW) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 7 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min  13: CAN decent chance by Cesc Fabregas ...
         ... is headed clear by DF M UltiFlu!

Min  14: CAN decent long-range shot by Patrice Evra ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  14: O Olong (CZE DF) dives just outside CAN's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Slyva waves play on.

Min  15: CZE decent header by B UbbleBoy ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min  16: CZE mediocre long-range shot by Z Helatin ...
         ... assistant referee Zakas judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  16: CAN decent chance by Wes Brown ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF O Olong!

Min  16: CZE win a corner kick, which is taken by J ApaneseXmas ...
         ... the cross finds Bargain Buddy, whose mediocre shot ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  17: CAN promising header by Cesc Fabregas ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  19: CAN win a corner kick, which is taken by Thomas Vermaelen ...
         ... the cross finds Andres Iniesta, whose promising header ...
         ... is saved with a confident wink by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  21: B Agle (CZE FW) forces a bad pass from Wayne Rooney (CAN FW).

Min  25: CAN promising header by Wayne Rooney ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  26: CAN promising long-range shot by Vedran Corluka ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  27: Thomas Vermaelen (CAN SW) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Slyva awards CZE a direct free kick!
         ... B Agle takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  CZE 1  -  CAN 0

Min  27: CZE starts playing opportunistic.

Min  27: S EcretCrush (CZE MF) drops back.

Min  27: Ad Ware (CZE FW) switches to play MF.

Min  27: N OBock (CZE FW) switches to play MF.

Min  27: Vedran Corluka (CAN DF) switches to play MF and drops back.

Min  28: P. Nedved (CAN FW) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 12 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min  32: CAN mediocre shot by Andres Iniesta ...
         ... is headed clear by SW Z Helatin!

Min  32: A DvancedCleaner (CZE GK) punches Thomas Vermaelen ... 
         ... referee Slyva exchanges few words with DvancedCleaner.

Min  33: CZE really difficult header by B Agle ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Don Lever!

Min  33: Darren Fletcher (CAN MF) robs the ball from Bargain Buddy (CZE MF).

Min  39: CZE difficult chance by B Agle ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Vedran Corluka!

Min  42: S EcretCrush (CZE MF) is nudged away by Thomas Vermaelen (CAN SW).

Min  44: CZE really difficult shot by B Agle ...
         ... assistant referee Zakas judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  44: CAN mediocre volley by Andres Iniesta ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by MF Ad Ware!

Min  44: CZE really difficult long-range shot by Z Helatin ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  44: O Olong (CZE DF) dives inside CAN's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Slyva waves play on.

Min  45: CZE win a corner kick, which is taken by S EcretCrush ...
         ... the cross is deflected to B UbbleBoy, whose difficult header ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  47: CAN mediocre volley by Don Lever ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min  47: Pheeeep! Referee Slyva signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  CZE 1  -  CAN 0  [ 6 (1 fk)  -  7 ]

Manager Eduard Habermann shouts orders in CZE's locker room ...
  FW J ApaneseXmas switches to play MF.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Slyva gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: Coach Eduard Habermann (CZE) yells at FW B UbbleBoy to position normally.

Min  46: B UbbleBoy (CZE FW) drops back.

Min  51: CAN mediocre long-range shot by Cesc Fabregas ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  54: CAN mediocre chance by Cesc Fabregas ...
         ... is headed clear by MF S EcretCrush!

Min  57: CZE really difficult shot by Ad Ware ...
         ... is calmly cleared by DF Wes Brown!

Min  58: CZE desperate effort by B UbbleBoy ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  60: CAN difficult effort by Don Lever ...
         ... is fisted away by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  60: CAN adopts ball controlling tactic.

Min  61: O Olong (CZE DF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Slyva awards CAN a direct free kick!
         ... Don Lever takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is saved with a deep sigh by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  64: CAN mediocre long shot by Wes Brown ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  70: B UbbleBoy (CZE FW) can't switch from FW to MF. Too few FW!

Min  73: CAN difficult chance by Darren Fletcher ...
         ... is headed clear by DF M UltiFlu!

Min  74: CZE mediocre header by M UltiFlu ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Andres Iniesta!

Min  74: CAN difficult long-range shot by P. Nedved ...
         ... is scrambled around the post by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  75: Cesc Fabregas (CAN MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Owen Hargreaves enters the field.

Min  77: CZE win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Ad Ware ...
         ... the cross finds B Agle, whose difficult volley ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Lukasz Fabianski!

Min  78: Darren Fletcher (CAN MF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Slyva awards CZE a direct free kick!
         ... B Agle takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is saved acrobatically by GK Lukasz Fabianski!

Min  80: P. Nedved (CAN FW) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Dimitar Berbatov enters the field.

Min  82: CAN mediocre volley by Owen Hargreaves ...
         ... is saved with a confident wink by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  82: CZE decent long-range shot by B Agle ...
         ... beats the helpless keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... M UltiFlu is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  CZE 2  -  CAN 0

Min  82: Manager Eduard Habermann (CZE) orders his team to take it easy.

Min  86: CAN win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Don Lever ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Darren Fletcher, whose decent volley ...
         ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK A DvancedCleaner!

Min  87: CAN promising shot by Don Lever ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by MF Bargain Buddy!

Min  88: CZE difficult attempt by N OBock ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  90: Darren Fletcher (CAN MF) is just tackled by Ad Ware (CZE MF).

Min  90: Don Lever (CAN MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Peter McNab enters the field.

Min  91: Pheeeep! Referee Slyva blows the final whistle!


Final score:  CZE 2  -  CAN 0

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
------------------------------------------

CZE vs CAN:  2 - 0  [ 10 (2 fk)  -  13 (1 fk) ]

CZE (O)
GK   A DvancedCleaner               (0:0 0 0 10)
SW   Z Helatin                      (0:2 0 1 0)
DF   M UltiFlu                      (0:0 1 2 0)
DF   O Olong                        (0:0 0 1 0) marked W. Rooney
MF < Bargain Buddy                  (0:1 0 1 0)
MF < S EcretCrush                   (0:0 0 1 0)
MF < Ad Ware                        (0:0 0 1 0)
MF < N OBock                        (0:1 0 0 0)
MF < J ApaneseXmas                  (0:0 0 0 0)
FW < B Agle                         (2:5 0 0 0)
FW < B UbbleBoy                     (0:3 0 0 0)


CAN (B)
GK   Lukasz Fabianski               (-2:0 0 0 2)
SW   Thomas Vermaelen               (0:0 0 1 0)
DF   Patrice Evra                   (0:1 0 0 0)
DF   Wes Brown                      (0:1 0 1 0)
MF < Vedran Corluka                 (0:1 0 1 0)
MF   Darren Fletcher                (0:1 0 0 0)
MF > Andres Iniesta                 (0:1 0 1 0)
MF   Don Lever                      (0:3 0 1 0) subbed @90 
MF   Peter McNab                    (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
MF   Owen Hargreaves                (0:1 0 0 0) entered @75 
MF > Cesc Fabregas                  (0:3 0 0 0) subbed @75 
FW ^ Wayne Rooney                   (0:1 0 0 0)
FW ^ Dimitar Berbatov               (0:0 0 0 0) entered @80 
FW ^ P. Nedved                      (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @80 


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  CZE  GK  A. DvancedCleaner
    **  CZE  FW  B. Agle
     *  CZE  DF  M. UltiFlu

Offsides:  CZE:  2      CAN:  0


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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Playoffs #1:  Green Morons, Dunces, and Cows (#2 seed) (#1 in D)  vs  England (#2 seed) (#2 in C)

107012 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 95111214

Starting lineups
----------------

IRL (L)
Coach  Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy
GK   4625 Cock_and_Bull Story  MOO  
DF   4469 Pande MOOnium        MOO  
DF   4540 Prior Experience     MAD  
DF   4117 Kau-kau Time         MOO  
MF < 4908 Classic Novel        MAD  
MF ^ 4903 Going Bovine         MOO  
MF ^ 4470 AmMOOnium OxHide     MOO  
MF   4516 Added Bonus          MAD  
MF   4459 Flat Terrain         MAD  
FW   4572 Objective Fact       MAD  
FW   3945 Cownal Knowledge     MOO  

S1   4399 Safe Haven           MAD  
S2   4753 Forward Progress     MAD  
S3   4741 Legal Brief          MAD  
S4   3944 Child MOOlester      MOO  
S5   4809 Unique Individual    MAD  


ENG (B)
Coach  Ron Manager
GK   4651 EatCheeseN Surrender NAT  
DF   4461 Eddie Hitler         BBT  
DF   4109 Malcolm Tucker       BBT  
MF < 4472 Fail_Dismally At_WCs NAT  
MF   4260 Alison Jackman       BBT  
MF < 4268 Stab Buttocks        NAT  
FW < 4617 Amy Pond             BBT  
FW < 4652 Overthrow Despots    NAT  
FW < 4462 Ed Reardon           BBT  
FW < 4269 MoanAboutThe Weather NAT  
FW < 4110 Basil Fawlty         BBT  

S1   4787 Impose Austerity     NAT  
S2   4616 Martha Jones         BBT  
S3   3928 Alan Statham         BBT  
S4   4779 Donna Noble          BBT  
S5   4701 Niles Crane          BBT  


Officials from South Africa:
	referee      Brian Symons
	assistant referee #1  Norman Letsie
	assistant referee #2  Achmat Salie


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Symons signals the kick-off!

Min   1: IRL starts playing opportunistic.

Min   1: Added Bonus (IRL MF) drops back.

Min   1: Flat Terrain (IRL MF) drops back.

Min   1: IRL good long-range shot by Pande MOOnium ...
         ... is saved easily by GK EatCheeseN Surrender!

Min   2: ENG promising shot by Overthrow Despots ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min   4: IRL win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Prior Experience ...
         ... the cross finds Added Bonus, whose good attempt ...
         ... the shot is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... but assistant referee Salie's flag is up! The goal is disallowed!

Min   7: Alison Jackman (ENG MF) kicks the ball away after the whistle ... 
         ... referee Symons shows Jackman a yellow card!

Min   8: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross is deflected to MoanAboutThe Weather, whose decent attempt ...
         ... is smothered by GK Cock_and_Bull Story!

Min  11: ENG decent long-range shot by Ed Reardon ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Pande MOOnium!

Min  12: ENG decent long-range shot by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  IRL 0  -  ENG 1

Min  13: IRL good header by Cownal Knowledge ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by DF Eddie Hitler!

Min  15: IRL good volley by Objective Fact ...
         ... assistant referee Salie judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  15: Classic Novel (IRL MF) is confidently tackled by Ed Reardon (ENG FW).

Min  22: ENG mediocre attempt by Ed Reardon ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Kau-kau Time!

Min  22: Basil Fawlty (ENG FW) punches Objective Fact ... 
         ... referee Symons shows Fawlty a yellow card!

Min  25: IRL promising chance by Objective Fact ...
         ... assistant referee Salie judges the play to be miles offside!

Min  27: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Basil Fawlty, whose decent attempt ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min  27: ENG decent chance by Basil Fawlty ...
         ... is saved with a smile by GK Cock_and_Bull Story!

Min  30: Malcolm Tucker (ENG DF) heads the ball away from Kau-kau Time (IRL DF).

Min  32: IRL promising header by Going Bovine ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by MF Alison Jackman!

Min  33: ENG promising attempt by Overthrow Despots ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Pande MOOnium!

Min  33: Cock_and_Bull Story (IRL GK) tackles violently Alison Jackman ... 
         ... referee Symons surprises everybody by waving the play on.

Min  36: ENG mediocre long-range shot by Amy Pond ...
         ... is smothered by GK Cock_and_Bull Story!

Min  36: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Ed Reardon, whose decent effort ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Cock_and_Bull Story!

Min  38: IRL win a corner kick, which is taken by Prior Experience ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Added Bonus, whose good chance ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  40: IRL good long-range shot by AmMOOnium OxHide ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  41: ENG mediocre long-range shot by Malcolm Tucker ...
         ... is well wide!

Min  42: IRL promising attempt by Cownal Knowledge ...
         ... is just pushed wide by GK EatCheeseN Surrender!

Min  42: ENG mediocre attempt by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min  42: EatCheeseN Surrender (ENG GK) makes a foul inside the penalty box ... 
         ... referee Symons awards IRL a penalty kick!
         ... Prior Experience takes the kick ...
         ... the shot forces the keeper to duck! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  IRL 1  -  ENG 1

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Symons signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  IRL 1  -  ENG 1  [ 7 (1 pk)  -  9 ]

Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy shouts orders in IRL's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out FW Cownal Knowledge ...
	Cownal Knowledge goes to shower and Legal Brief takes its place.

Manager Ron Manager shouts orders in ENG's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out DF Malcolm Tucker ...
	Malcolm Tucker goes to shower and Impose Austerity takes his place.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Symons gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy (IRL) orders his team to play rough.

Min  46: Pande MOOnium (IRL DF) goes rough.

Min  46: Going Bovine (IRL MF) goes rough.

Min  46: AmMOOnium OxHide (IRL MF) goes rough.

Min  46: Legal Brief (IRL FW) goes rough.

Min  46: Objective Fact (IRL FW) goes rough.

Min  47: IRL excellent attempt by Pande MOOnium ...
         ... is punted upfield by FW Ed Reardon!

Min  49: IRL good long-range shot by Pande MOOnium ...
         ... bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  IRL 2  -  ENG 1

Min  49: Pande MOOnium (IRL DF) trips MoanAboutThe Weather just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Symons awards ENG a direct free kick!
         ... Stab Buttocks takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is held comfortably by GK Cock_and_Bull Story!

Min  49: Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy (IRL) orders his team to play normally.

Min  49: Pande MOOnium (IRL DF) plays normally.

Min  49: Going Bovine (IRL MF) plays normally.

Min  49: AmMOOnium OxHide (IRL MF) plays normally.

Min  49: Legal Brief (IRL FW) plays normally.

Min  49: Objective Fact (IRL FW) plays normally.

Min  49: Manager Ron Manager (ENG) orders his team to play rough.

Min  51: IRL win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Prior Experience ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Added Bonus, whose good volley ...
         ... is smothered by GK EatCheeseN Surrender!

Min  51: >>> Are you ready for a war for we are the English?

Min  52: ENG promising shot by Fail_Dismally At_WCs ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Prior Experience!

Min  52: ENG decent header by Alison Jackman ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Cock_and_Bull Story!

Min  52: >>> Are you ready for a war for we are the English soldiers?

Min  53: >>> Yes we're ready for a war for we are the Irish

Min  54: IRL promising shot by Going Bovine ...
         ... assistant referee Letsie judges the play to be a couple of yards offside!

Min  54: Prior Experience (IRL DF) is calmly blocked by Ed Reardon (ENG FW).

Min  54: >>> Yes we're ready for a war for we are the Irish soldiers

Min  55: >>> Now we only have one eye for we are the English

Min  56: ENG decent long-range shot by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  56: >>> Now we only have one eye for we are the English soldiers

Min  57: ENG decent header by Overthrow Despots ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Classic Novel!

Min  57: >>> Now we have no eyes at all for we are the Irish

Min  58: Legal Brief (IRL FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  58: >>> Now we have no eyes at all for we are the Irish soldiers

Min  59: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross finds Ed Reardon, whose promising effort ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Cock_and_Bull Story!

Min  59: >>> Now we only have one arm for we are the English

Min  60: >>> Now we only have one arm for we are the English soldiers

Min  60: Fail_Dismally At_WCs (ENG MF) pushes forward.

Min  60: Alison Jackman (ENG MF) pushes forward.

Min  61: Fail_Dismally At_WCs (ENG MF) elbows Added Bonus ... 
         ... referee Symons shows At_WCs a yellow card!

Min  61: >>> Now we have no arms at all for we are the Irish

Min  62: ENG promising attempt by Fail_Dismally At_WCs ...
         ... is saved with a gentle burp by GK Cock_and_Bull Story!

Min  62: >>> Now we have no arms at all for we are the Irish soldiers

Min  63: >>> Now we only have one leg for we are the English

Min  64: IRL good header by Added Bonus ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Stab Buttocks!

Min  64: >>> Now we only have one leg for we are the English soldiers

Min  65: >>> Now we have no legs at all for we are the Irish

Min  66: >>> Now we have no legs at all for we are the Irish soldiers

Min  67: >>> Now we are all dead and gone for we are the English

Min  68: ENG promising effort by Amy Pond ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Pande MOOnium!

Min  68: Stab Buttocks (ENG MF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Symons surprises the crowd by ignoring the foul.

Min  68: >>> Now we are all dead and gone for we are the English soldiers

Min  69: IRL win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Prior Experience ...
         ... the cross finds Legal Brief, whose good header ...
         ... is scrambled around the post by GK EatCheeseN Surrender!

Min  69: >>> Now we're all alive again for we are the Irish

Min  70: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross is deflected to MoanAboutThe Weather, whose decent header ...
         ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  IRL 2  -  ENG 2

Min  70: Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy (IRL) orders his team to play rough.

Min  70: >>> Now we're all alive again for we are the Irish soldiers

Min  70: Pande MOOnium (IRL DF) goes rough.

Min  70: Going Bovine (IRL MF) goes rough.

Min  70: AmMOOnium OxHide (IRL MF) goes rough.

Min  70: Legal Brief (IRL FW) goes rough.

Min  70: Objective Fact (IRL FW) goes rough.

Min  70: Manager Ron Manager (ENG) orders his team to play normally.

Min  70: Fail_Dismally At_WCs (ENG MF) drops back.

Min  70: Alison Jackman (ENG MF) positions normally.

Min  75: ENG mediocre long-range shot by Eddie Hitler ...
         ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK Cock_and_Bull Story!

Min  76: Impose Austerity (ENG DF) robs the ball from Classic Novel (IRL MF).

Min  78: IRL excellent long-range shot by Pande MOOnium ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  79: AmMOOnium OxHide (IRL MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  79: Ed Reardon (ENG FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  80: Flat Terrain (IRL MF) switches to play DF and positions normally.

Min  80: Flat Terrain (IRL DF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Safe Haven enters the field.

Min  84: Legal Brief (IRL FW) tackles violently Fail_Dismally At_WCs ... 
         ... referee Symons shows Brief a yellow card!

Min  84: Stab Buttocks (ENG MF) kicks the ball away after the whistle ... 
         ... referee Symons shows Buttocks a yellow card!

Min  88: ENG mediocre chance by Overthrow Despots ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Safe Haven!

Min  89: IRL good volley by Objective Fact ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Impose Austerity!

Min  89: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross finds Basil Fawlty, whose difficult attempt ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  90: >>> Lingering death approaches.

Min  92: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Alison Jackman, whose difficult attempt ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Cock_and_Bull Story!

Min  92: Pheeeep! Referee Symons signals the end of the regulation!

Score at the end of normal time:  IRL 2  -  ENG 2  [ 12 (1 pk)  -  17 (1 fk) ]

Min  91: Pheeeep! Referee Symons signals the start of the extra time!

Min  91: Kau-kau Time (IRL DF) switches to play FW and goes rough.

Min  92: IRL excellent attempt by Classic Novel ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK EatCheeseN Surrender!

Min  92: IRL excellent long-range shot by Going Bovine ...
         ... assistant referee Salie judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  92: Kau-kau Time (IRL FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  92: Legal Brief (IRL FW) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 12 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min  93: Kau-kau Time (IRL FW) elbows Amy Pond ... 
         ... referee Symons shows Time a yellow card!

Min  95: Kau-kau Time (IRL FW) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 5 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min 101: IRL excellent attempt by AmMOOnium OxHide ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min 101: ENG mediocre effort by Ed Reardon ...
         ... is just pushed wide by GK Cock_and_Bull Story!

Min 102: IRL excellent effort by Legal Brief ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Fail_Dismally At_WCs!

Min 102: AmMOOnium OxHide (IRL MF) is nudged away by Fail_Dismally At_WCs (ENG MF).

Min 103: ENG mediocre attempt by Ed Reardon ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Pande MOOnium!

Min 105: ENG mediocre long-range shot by Basil Fawlty ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Cock_and_Bull Story!

Min 107: Pheeeep! Referee Symons signals the end of the first half in extra time!

Score at the end of first period of extra time:  IRL 2  -  ENG 2  [ 15 (1 pk)  -  19 (1 fk) ]

Min 106: Pheeeep! Referee Symons gets the second half on the way!

Min 106: ENG mediocre attempt by Overthrow Despots ...
         ... is punted upfield by MF Going Bovine!

Min 106: Eddie Hitler (ENG DF) steals the ball from Going Bovine (IRL MF).

Min 107: Kau-kau Time (IRL FW) punches Amy Pond ... 
         ... referee Symons surprises everybody by waving the play on.

Min 108: Kau-kau Time (IRL FW) tackles violently Impose Austerity ... 
         ... referee Symons shows Time a yellow card!
         ... but he was already booked earlier and is now sent off!

Min 108: Prior Experience (IRL DF) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as pulled muscle ...
         ... Prior Experience is helped out of the pitch ...
         ... recovery of 3 weeks is expected.

Min 108: Child MOOlester enters the field as DF for IRL.

Min 110: EatCheeseN Surrender (ENG GK) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 11 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min 112: IRL win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Going Bovine ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Safe Haven, whose good long shot ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min 112: MoanAboutThe Weather (ENG FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min 117: Cock_and_Bull Story (IRL GK) punches MoanAboutThe Weather ... 
         ... referee Symons surprises everybody by waving the play on.

Min 119: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross finds Amy Pond, whose decent effort ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min 120: Classic Novel (IRL MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he can't leave as planned! All substitutions have been used!

Min 121: Going Bovine (IRL MF) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Symons surprises everybody by waving the play on.

Min 122: IRL decent long-range shot by Safe Haven ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min 122: IRL decent chance by Objective Fact ...
         ... assistant referee Letsie judges the play to be just offside!

Min 123: IRL promising header by Objective Fact ...
         ... is headed clear by FW Ed Reardon!

Min 123: Pheeeep! Referee Symons blows the final whistle!

Penalty kicks will decide the winner!

   **  AmMOOnium OxHide takes kick number 1 for IRL ...
         ... which forces the keeper to dive for cover! GOAL!!!
         ... penalty kick score:  IRL 1  -  ENG 0

   **  Stab Buttocks takes kick number 1 for ENG ...
         ... which bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... penalty kick score:  IRL 1  -  ENG 1

   **  Pande MOOnium takes kick number 2 for IRL ...
         ... which is smothered by GK EatCheeseN Surrender!
         ... penalty kick score:  IRL 1  -  ENG 1

   **  Ed Reardon takes kick number 2 for ENG ...
         ... which is just pushed wide by GK Cock_and_Bull Story!
         ... penalty kick score:  IRL 1  -  ENG 1

   **  Added Bonus takes kick number 3 for IRL ...
         ... which forces the keeper to duck! GOAL!!!
         ... penalty kick score:  IRL 2  -  ENG 1

   **  MoanAboutThe Weather takes kick number 3 for ENG ...
         ... which forces the keeper to run to the toilet! GOAL!!!
         ... penalty kick score:  IRL 2  -  ENG 2

   **  Safe Haven takes kick number 4 for IRL ...
         ... which is unstoppable! GOAL!!!
         ... penalty kick score:  IRL 3  -  ENG 2

   **  Fail_Dismally At_WCs takes kick number 4 for ENG ...
         ... which is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... penalty kick score:  IRL 3  -  ENG 3

   **  Objective Fact takes kick number 5 for IRL ...
         ... which easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... penalty kick score:  IRL 4  -  ENG 3

   **  Amy Pond takes kick number 5 for ENG ...
         ... which forces the keeper to dive for cover! GOAL!!!
         ... penalty kick score:  IRL 4  -  ENG 4

   **  Child MOOlester takes sudden death kick 1 for IRL ...
         ... which forces the keeper to run to the toilet! GOAL!!!
         ... penalty kick score:  IRL 5  -  ENG 4

   **  Alison Jackman takes sudden death kick 1 for ENG ...
         ... which is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... penalty kick score:  IRL 5  -  ENG 5

   **  Legal Brief takes sudden death kick 2 for IRL ...
         ... which is parried by GK EatCheeseN Surrender!
         ... penalty kick score:  IRL 5  -  ENG 5

   **  Overthrow Despots takes sudden death kick 2 for ENG ...
         ... which forces the keeper to run to the toilet! GOAL!!!
         ... penalty kick score:  IRL 5  -  ENG 6


Final score:  IRL 2  -  ENG 2
Penalties:    IRL 5  -  ENG 6

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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IRL vs ENG:  2 - 2  [ 18 (1 pk)  -  20 (1 fk) ]

IRL (O)
GK   Cock_and_Bull Story            (-2:0 0 0 12)
DF   Pande MOOnium                  (1:3 0 4 0)
DF   Prior Experience               (1:1 0 1 0) inj @108 pulled muscle
DF   Safe Haven                     (0:2 0 1 0) entered @80 
DF   Child MOOlester                (0:0 0 0 0) entered @108 
DF   Flat Terrain                   (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @80 
MF < Classic Novel                  (0:1 0 1 0)
MF ^ Going Bovine                   (0:2 0 1 0)
MF ^ AmMOOnium OxHide               (0:2 0 0 0)
MF < Added Bonus                    (0:3 0 0 0)
FW   Kau-kau Time                   (0:0 0 1 0) RC108 
FW   Legal Brief                    (0:1 0 0 0) entered @45  YC 
FW   Objective Fact                 (0:3 0 0 0)
FW   Cownal Knowledge               (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @45 


ENG (B)
GK   EatCheeseN Surrender           (-2:0 0 0 5)
DF   Impose Austerity               (0:0 0 1 0) entered @45 
DF   Eddie Hitler                   (0:1 0 1 0)
DF   Malcolm Tucker                 (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @45 
MF < Fail_Dismally At_WCs           (0:1 0 1 0) YC 
MF   Alison Jackman                 (0:2 0 1 0) YC 
MF < Stab Buttocks                  (1:4 0 1 0) YC 
FW < Amy Pond                       (0:2 0 0 0)
FW < Overthrow Despots              (0:1 0 0 0)
FW < Ed Reardon                     (0:3 0 2 0)
FW < MoanAboutThe Weather           (1:2 0 0 0)
FW < Basil Fawlty                   (0:4 0 0 0) YC 


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  IRL  DF  P. MOOnium
    **  IRL  GK  C. Story
     *  IRL  DF  P. Experience

Offsides:  IRL:  6      ENG:  0

