From: Timo Ojala <skidi@ee.oulu.fi>
Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2011 20:27:45 +0200 (EET)
Subject: [WEFS] WC - Day #2 Group B Matches

WC - Day #2 Group B Matches
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1  CZE - CAN
2  MRU - ENG

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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Day #02:  Czech Republic (#3 seed) (#2 in B)  vs  Team Canada (#1 seed) (#1 in B)

68293 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 2802647

Starting lineups
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CZE
Coach  Eduard Habermann
GK   3866 A Naphylaxis         MRV  
SW   4471 Z Helatin            MRV  
DF   4118 M UltiFlu            MRV  
DF   4206 O Olong              MRV  
DF   3518 F InnishSprayer      MRV  
MF   4460 S EcretCrush         MRV  
MF   3581 J ApaneseXmas        MRV  
FW   4267 B Agle               MRV  
FW   4050 N OBock              MRV  
FW   3779 B UbbleBoy           MRV  
FW   4246 B Anker              MRV  

S2   4089 B Eer                MRV  
S3   3087 Lot 92               MRV  
S4   3699 O Do                 MRV  
S5   3086 Lot 66               MRV  


CAN
Coach  HocKeY JabeZ V
GK   3960 Lukasz Fabianski     VA   
SW   4020 Nemanja Vidic        WMW  
DF   4299 Wes Brown            WMW  
DF   3931 Doug Lidster         CAN  
MF < 4150 Owen Hargreaves      WMW  
MF > 4130 Peter McNab          CAN  
MF   3968 Michael Carrick      WMW  
MF < 3784 Tomas Rosicky        VA   
MF > 3772 Igor Larionov        CAN  
FW   4151 Carlos Tevez         WMW  
FW   3785 Robin VanPersie      VA   

S1   4296 Vedran Corluka       VA   
S2   3807 Edwin vanderSar      WMW  
S3   4261 Don Lever            CAN  
S4   4131 Moe Lemay            CAN  
S5   4216 Carlos Vela          VA   


Officials from South Africa:
	referee      Brian Symons
	assistant referee #1  Norman Letsie
	assistant referee #2  Achmat Salie


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Symons signals the kick-off!

Min   1: CZE starts playing opportunistic.

Min   1: S EcretCrush (CZE MF) drops back.

Min   1: B Agle (CZE FW) drops back.

Min   1: N OBock (CZE FW) switches to play MF and drops back.

Min   1: B UbbleBoy (CZE FW) pushes forward.

Min   1: J ApaneseXmas (CZE MF) drops back.

Min   1: B Anker (CZE FW) drops back.

Min   1: Carlos Tevez (CAN FW) drops back.

Min   1: CAN mediocre volley by Michael Carrick ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min   3: CZE win a corner kick, which is taken by O Olong ...
         ... the cross is deflected to M UltiFlu, whose really difficult long shot ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Lukasz Fabianski!

Min   6: CZE difficult long-range shot by S EcretCrush ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by DF Wes Brown!

Min  10: CZE really difficult long-range shot by B Anker ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Lukasz Fabianski!

Min  13: CAN really difficult volley by Owen Hargreaves ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by MF S EcretCrush!

Min  15: CZE really difficult long shot by Z Helatin ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  15: CAN really difficult long-range shot by Doug Lidster ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  15: Peter McNab (CAN MF) easily intercepts a pass from F InnishSprayer (CZE DF).

Min  17: CAN really difficult header by Peter McNab ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF S EcretCrush!

Min  19: CZE difficult attempt by Z Helatin ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Doug Lidster!

Min  24: CAN really difficult attempt by Robin VanPersie ...
         ... hits the bar!

Min  24: CAN mediocre long-range shot by Igor Larionov ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min  24: O Olong (CZE DF) boots the ball out of reach of Owen Hargreaves (CAN MF).

Min  30: CZE win a corner kick, which is taken by M UltiFlu ...
         ... the cross finds B UbbleBoy, whose difficult chance ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Lukasz Fabianski!

Min  33: CZE mediocre effort by J ApaneseXmas ...
         ... is calmly cleared by MF Tomas Rosicky!

Min  34: CAN really difficult attempt by Michael Carrick ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF O Olong!

Min  43: CAN really difficult effort by Igor Larionov ...
         ... is punched to safety by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min  43: CZE smart play releases B Agle, whose difficult volley ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Lukasz Fabianski!

Min  43: CAN difficult long-range shot by Doug Lidster ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  45: Pheeeep! Referee Symons signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  CZE 0  -  CAN 0  [ 5  -  6 ]

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Symons gets the second half on the way!

Min  49: S EcretCrush (CZE MF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Symons awards CAN a direct free kick!
         ... Robin VanPersie takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is held comfortably by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min  50: Manager Eduard Habermann (CZE) orders his team to play rough.

Min  50: Lukasz Fabianski (CAN GK) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Edwin vanderSar enters the field.

Min  50: Doug Lidster (CAN DF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Vedran Corluka enters the field.

Min  50: Tomas Rosicky (CAN MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Don Lever enters the field.

Min  53: CAN difficult chance by Peter McNab ...
         ... is headed clear by DF M UltiFlu!

Min  54: CZE difficult chance by B UbbleBoy ...
         ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK Edwin vanderSar!

Min  57: CZE mediocre long-range shot by S EcretCrush ...
         ... is parried by GK Edwin vanderSar!

Min  58: CAN really difficult header by Igor Larionov ...
         ... slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  CZE 0  -  CAN 1

Min  58: S EcretCrush (CZE MF) is calmly blocked by Peter McNab (CAN MF).

Min  60: CAN mediocre header by Owen Hargreaves ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF O Olong!

Min  60: Peter McNab (CAN MF) is pushed aside by B Agle (CZE FW).

Min  60: Carlos Tevez (CAN FW) is told to sub out ...
         ... he can't leave as planned! All substitutions have been used!

Min  61: CZE difficult long-range shot by B Anker ...
         ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK Edwin vanderSar!

Min  63: CZE mediocre volley by B Agle ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Owen Hargreaves!

Min  65: CZE win an indirect free kick, which is taken by M UltiFlu ...
         ... the cross is deflected to B UbbleBoy, whose difficult header ...
         ... is smothered by GK Edwin vanderSar!

Min  65: F InnishSprayer (CZE DF) dives just outside CAN's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Symons waves play on.

Min  67: Peter McNab (CAN MF) punches Z Helatin ... 
         ... referee Symons shows McNab a yellow card!

Min  69: CZE mediocre effort by B Agle ...
         ... is punted upfield by SW Nemanja Vidic!

Min  73: CAN mediocre effort by Peter McNab ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF S EcretCrush!

Min  73: A Naphylaxis (CZE GK) elbows Peter McNab ... 
         ... referee Symons shows Naphylaxis a yellow card!

Min  74: CAN mediocre long-range shot by Don Lever ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min  75: CZE win an indirect free kick, which is taken by J ApaneseXmas ...
         ... the cross is deflected to S EcretCrush, whose mediocre shot ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  76: F InnishSprayer (CZE DF) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as twisted ankle ...
         ... 15 rolls of tape get him back to the field.

Min  78: J ApaneseXmas (CZE MF) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Symons shows ApaneseXmas a yellow card!

Min  80: CZE mediocre attempt by N OBock ...
         ... is smothered by GK Edwin vanderSar!

Min  82: CAN make a quick pass to Igor Larionov, whose difficult shot ...
         ... just beats the keeper's fingertips! GOAL!!!
         ... Don Lever is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  CZE 0  -  CAN 2

Min  82: M UltiFlu (CZE DF) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Symons shows UltiFlu a yellow card!

Min  82: Manager Eduard Habermann (CZE) orders his team to play normally.

Min  82: A Naphylaxis (CZE GK) starts playing passively.

Min  82: M UltiFlu (CZE DF) starts playing passively.

Min  82: J ApaneseXmas (CZE MF) starts playing passively.

Min  82: Michael Carrick (CAN MF) drops back.

Min  82: Igor Larionov (CAN MF) positions normally.

Min  87: CAN mediocre chance by Owen Hargreaves ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min  91: CAN difficult long-range shot by Nemanja Vidic ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  92: CAN win a corner kick, which is taken by Don Lever ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Owen Hargreaves, whose mediocre effort ...
         ... is saved with a gentle burp by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min  93: CZE difficult long-range shot by S EcretCrush ...
         ... is headed clear by SW Nemanja Vidic!

Min  94: Pheeeep! Referee Symons blows the final whistle!


Final score:  CZE 0  -  CAN 2

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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CZE vs CAN:  0 - 2  [ 11  -  12 (1 fk) ]

CZE (O)
GK   A Naphylaxis                   (-2:0 0 0 6) YC 
SW   Z Helatin                      (0:1 0 0 0)
DF   M UltiFlu                      (0:1 0 1 0) YC 
DF   O Olong                        (0:0 0 2 0)
DF   F InnishSprayer                (0:0 0 0 0)
MF < S EcretCrush                   (0:2 0 3 0)
MF < N OBock                        (0:1 0 0 0)
MF < J ApaneseXmas                  (0:0 0 0 0) YC 
FW < B Agle                         (0:1 0 0 0)
FW > B UbbleBoy                     (0:3 0 0 0)
FW < B Anker                        (0:2 0 0 0)


CAN
GK   Lukasz Fabianski               (0:0 0 0 4) subbed @50 
GK   Edwin vanderSar                (0:0 0 0 5) entered @50 
SW   Nemanja Vidic                  (0:1 0 2 0)
DF   Wes Brown                      (0:0 0 1 0)
DF   Vedran Corluka                 (0:0 0 0 0) entered @50 
DF   Doug Lidster                   (0:2 0 1 0) subbed @50 
MF   Don Lever                      (0:1 1 0 0) entered @50 
MF < Owen Hargreaves                (0:2 0 1 0)
MF > Peter McNab                    (0:0 0 0 0) YC 
MF < Michael Carrick                (0:1 0 0 0)
MF < Tomas Rosicky                  (0:0 0 1 0) subbed @50 
MF   Igor Larionov                  (2:4 0 0 0)
FW < Carlos Tevez                   (0:0 0 0 0)
FW   Robin VanPersie                (0:2 0 0 0)


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  CAN  MF  I. Larionov
    **  CAN  GK  E. vanderSar
     *  CAN  GK  L. Fabianski

Offsides:  CZE:  0      CAN:  0


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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Day #02:  Mauritius (#4 seed) (#4 in B)  vs  England (#2 seed) (#3 in B)

66986 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 9344677

Starting lineups
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MRU (B)
Coach  Roy Wong
GK   4270 Lukasz Fabianski     NBL  
DF   4473 Luke Ayling          NBL  
DF   3948 Gavin Hoyte          NBL  
DF   3069 Ryan Garry           NBL  
MF < 4474 Francis Coquelin     NBL  
MF   3782 Giorgos Efrem        NBL  
MF < 3297 Sebastian Svard      NBL  
MF < 3070 Jermaine Pennant     NBL  
FW ^ 4121 Jay Simpson          NBL  
FW < 4122 Rhys Murphy          NBL  
FW ^ 4123 Kieran Gibbs         NBL  

S5   4201 Manuel Almunia       NBL  


ENG (B)
Coach  Ron Manager
GK   4218 General Melchett     BBT  
DF   4109 Malcolm Tucker       BBT  
DF   3946 Tolerate Spliffs     NAT  
MF   4260 Alison Jackman       BBT  
MF < 4567 Cover_UK In_Ash      NAT  
FW < 4462 Ed Reardon           BBT  
FW < 4269 MoanAboutThe Weather NAT  
FW < 4110 Basil Fawlty         BBT  
FW < 3947 Support Dictators    NAT  
FW < 3928 Alan Statham         BBT  
FW < 3781 SellOnions On_A_Bike NAT  

S1   4119 F**k Tibet           NAT  
S2   4268 Stab Buttocks        NAT  
S3   3770 Gordon Ottershaw     BBT  
S4   3927 Mark Corrigan        BBT  
S5   4064 Vicky Pollard        BBT  


Officials from Argentina:
	referee      Angel Sanchez
	assistant referee #1  Mario Korn
	assistant referee #2  Claudio Rossi


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Sanchez signals the kick-off!

Min   3: ENG excellent volley by Basil Fawlty ...
         ... is parried by GK Lukasz Fabianski!

Min   3: MRU win a corner kick, which is taken by Gavin Hoyte ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Giorgos Efrem, whose good attempt ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min   5: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by MoanAboutThe Weather ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Support Dictators, whose excellent volley ...
         ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  MRU 0  -  ENG 1

Min   6: MRU good long shot by Luke Ayling ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min   8: MRU good long-range shot by Rhys Murphy ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK General Melchett!

Min   9: MRU good effort by Giorgos Efrem ...
         ... is headed clear by FW SellOnions On_A_Bike!

Min   9: ENG excellent header by Alison Jackman ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Luke Ayling!

Min  13: ENG excellent attempt by SellOnions On_A_Bike ...
         ... is scrambled over the bar by GK Lukasz Fabianski!

Min  16: ENG excellent long-range shot by Tolerate Spliffs ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  18: ENG excellent chance by Ed Reardon ...
         ... hits the post!

Min  19: Rhys Murphy (MRU FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  21: Gavin Hoyte (MRU DF) trips Malcolm Tucker just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Sanchez awards ENG a direct free kick!
         ... Support Dictators takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  MRU 0  -  ENG 2

Min  26: Ryan Garry (MRU DF) slides desperately to intercept a pass from Basil Fawlty (ENG FW).

Min  27: ENG excellent effort by MoanAboutThe Weather ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  28: MRU promising shot by Giorgos Efrem ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by DF Malcolm Tucker!

Min  29: ENG excellent long-range shot by Tolerate Spliffs ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  MRU 0  -  ENG 3

Min  29: MoanAboutThe Weather (ENG FW) is nudged away by Giorgos Efrem (MRU MF).

Min  30: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Basil Fawlty ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Support Dictators, whose excellent effort ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Lukasz Fabianski!

Min  30: Malcolm Tucker (ENG DF) yells at the referee ... 
         ... referee Sanchez shows Tucker a yellow card!

Min  31: ENG excellent chance by Alan Statham ...
         ... is deflected onto the bar by MF Jermaine Pennant!

Min  32: MRU good header by Luke Ayling ...
         ... bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... Gavin Hoyte is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  MRU 1  -  ENG 3

Min  35: ENG excellent volley by Ed Reardon ...
         ... assistant referee Korn judges the play to be barely offside!

Min  35: Giorgos Efrem (MRU MF) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 11 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min  39: ENG excellent volley by Malcolm Tucker ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by MF Francis Coquelin!

Min  40: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Alison Jackman ...
         ... the cross finds Support Dictators, whose excellent volley ...
         ... is fisted away by GK Lukasz Fabianski!

Min  42: ENG excellent attempt by SellOnions On_A_Bike ...
         ... bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... Basil Fawlty is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  MRU 1  -  ENG 4

Min  44: MRU promising long-range shot by Gavin Hoyte ...
         ... assistant referee Rossi judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  45: MRU good volley by Rhys Murphy ...
         ... is punted upfield by MF Cover_UK In_Ash!

Min  45: Sebastian Svard (MRU MF) is easily tackled by Basil Fawlty (ENG FW).

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Sanchez signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  MRU 1  -  ENG 4  [ 5  -  11 (1 fk) ]

Manager Ron Manager shouts orders in ENG's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out DF Tolerate Spliffs ...
	Tolerate Spliffs goes to shower and F**k Tibet takes his place.
  he wants to sub out MF Cover_UK In_Ash ...
	Cover_UK In_Ash goes to shower and Stab Buttocks takes his place.
  he wants to sub out FW Ed Reardon ...
	Ed Reardon goes to shower and Gordon Ottershaw takes his place.
  FW Gordon Ottershaw drops back.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Sanchez gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: ENG excellent effort by Alison Jackman ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... MoanAboutThe Weather is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  MRU 1  -  ENG 5

Min  46: MRU fast break sets up Jay Simpson, whose good attempt ...
         ... assistant referee Korn judges the play to be miles offside!

Min  46: ENG adopts stalling tactic.

Min  46: Stab Buttocks (ENG MF) drops back.

Min  55: ENG decent long-range shot by F**k Tibet ...
         ... is well wide!

Min  56: MRU difficult long-range shot by Luke Ayling ...
         ... clips the bar!

Min  59: MRU mediocre volley by Jay Simpson ...
         ... is headed clear by FW Basil Fawlty!

Min  61: ENG decent volley by Alan Statham ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Gavin Hoyte!

Min  62: MRU difficult long shot by Luke Ayling ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  64: ENG decent header by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  70: Stab Buttocks (ENG MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  73: ENG decent volley by Basil Fawlty ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by MF Sebastian Svard!

Min  75: Basil Fawlty (ENG FW) robs the ball from Giorgos Efrem (MRU MF).

Min  79: MRU difficult long-range shot by Jay Simpson ...
         ... is punted upfield by MF Stab Buttocks!

Min  85: MRU difficult long-range shot by Gavin Hoyte ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK General Melchett!

Min  87: ENG decent shot by Support Dictators ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Lukasz Fabianski!

Min  88: MRU mediocre attempt by Francis Coquelin ...
         ... is saved with a deep sigh by GK General Melchett!

Min  88: ENG decent long-range shot by Alison Jackman ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  89: MRU mediocre effort by Giorgos Efrem ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  90: Pheeeep! Referee Sanchez blows the final whistle!


Final score:  MRU 1  -  ENG 5

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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MRU vs ENG:  1 - 5  [ 11  -  16 (1 fk) ]

MRU (B)
GK   Lukasz Fabianski               (-5:0 0 0 5)
DF   Luke Ayling                    (1:4 0 1 0)
DF   Gavin Hoyte                    (0:2 1 1 0)
DF   Ryan Garry                     (0:0 0 0 0)
MF < Francis Coquelin               (0:1 0 1 0)
MF   Giorgos Efrem                  (0:2 0 0 0)
MF < Sebastian Svard                (0:0 0 1 0)
MF < Jermaine Pennant               (0:0 0 1 0)
FW ^ Jay Simpson                    (0:1 0 0 0)
FW < Rhys Murphy                    (0:1 0 0 0)
FW ^ Kieran Gibbs                   (0:0 0 0 0)


ENG (S)
GK   General Melchett               (-1:0 0 0 3)
DF   F**k Tibet                     (0:1 0 0 0) entered @45 
DF   Malcolm Tucker                 (0:0 0 1 0) YC 
DF   Tolerate Spliffs               (1:2 0 0 0) subbed @45 
MF < Stab Buttocks                  (0:1 0 1 0) entered @45 
MF   Alison Jackman                 (1:2 0 0 0)
MF < Cover_UK In_Ash                (0:0 0 1 0) subbed @45 
FW < Ed Reardon                     (0:2 0 0 0) subbed @45 
FW < MoanAboutThe Weather           (0:1 1 0 0)
FW < Basil Fawlty                   (0:1 1 1 0)
FW < Support Dictators              (2:5 0 0 0)
FW < Alan Statham                   (0:0 0 0 0)
FW < SellOnions On_A_Bike           (1:2 0 1 0)
FW < Gordon Ottershaw               (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  ENG  FW  S. Dictators
    **  ENG  FW  S. On_A_Bike
     *  ENG  FW  B. Fawlty

Offsides:  MRU:  2      ENG:  1

