From: Timo Ojala <skidi@ee.oulu.fi>
Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2011 22:48:22 +0200 (EET)
Subject: [WEFS] WC - Day #1 Group C Matches

WC - Day #1 Group C Matches
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1  GER - DEN
2  IRL - PHI

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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Day #01:  Team Germany (#1 seed) (#0 in C)  vs  Denmark (#4 seed) (#0 in C)

60935 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 33196219

Starting lineups
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GER
Coach  Sven Dittmer, Thomas Esamie
GK   3956 Jennifer Walbank     SYD  
DF   4292 Emma Falkner         SYD  
DF   3957 Jemima Woo           SYD  
DF   4205 Willi Wyvern         HEL  
MF   4293 Brianna Pike         SYD  
MF   4376 Svetlana Skull_Druj  HEL  
MF   4546 Norbert Nether_Hound HEL  
MF   4115 Theo Time_Hound      HEL  
FW   4146 Katrin Staudinger    SYD  
FW   4100 Dieter Drolem        HEL  
FW   4588 Michaela Vogel       SYD  

S1   4466 Gerd Gelugon         HEL  
S2   4415 Cit Olsson           SYD  
S3   2819 Vanessa Vampire      HEL  
S4   3574 Britta Banshee       HEL  
S5   3842 Vincent Vrock        HEL  


DEN (S)
Coach  William Baldwin
GK   4271 Mistress Mary        NRU  
DF   3797 Georgie Porgie       NRU  
DF   4370 Five Little_Pigs     NRU  
MF < 4529 White Goose          NRU  
MF < 4526 Yellow Duckling      NRU  
MF < 4142 Davy Dumpling        NRU  
MF < 3319 Sulky Sue            NRU  
MF < 3088 Lucy Locket          NRU  
MF < 3089 Betty Blue           NRU  
FW ^ 3636 King Boggen          NRU  
FW ^ 3637 Robert Rowley        NRU  

S1   4286 Round Egg            NRU  
S2   3755 Allking Horseman     NRU  
S3   4001 Green Egg            NRU  
S4   3738 Your Egg             NRU  
S5   4044 Hector Protector     NRU  


Officials from Greece:
	referee      Vassilios Nikakis
	assistant referee #1  Dimitrios Begos
	assistant referee #2  Nikolaos Vergis


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Nikakis signals the kick-off!

Min   1: Svetlana Skull_Druj (GER MF) drops back.

Min   1: Norbert Nether_Hound (GER MF) drops back.

Min   1: Theo Time_Hound (GER MF) pushes forward.

Min   3: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Svetlana Skull_Druj ...
         ... the cross finds Norbert Nether_Hound, whose decent attempt ...
         ... goes through the keeper's legs! GOAL!!!
         ... Svetlana Skull_Druj is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  GER 1  -  DEN 0

Min   4: GER promising volley by Michaela Vogel ...
         ... is saved with a gentle burp by GK Mistress Mary!

Min   5: GER decent shot by Dieter Drolem ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Georgie Porgie!

Min   5: Georgie Porgie (DEN DF) is pushed aside by Norbert Nether_Hound (GER MF).

Min  10: Michaela Vogel (GER FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  11: DEN desperate attempt by King Boggen ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Emma Falkner!

Min  12: GER decent attempt by Brianna Pike ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  16: GER mediocre attempt by Katrin Staudinger ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Sulky Sue!

Min  24: GER decent attempt by Theo Time_Hound ...
         ... is deflected onto the post by MF Yellow Duckling!

Min  25: DEN win a corner kick, which is taken by Sulky Sue ...
         ... the cross finds King Boggen, whose desperate volley ...
         ... is punched to safety by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min  25: DEN hopeless header by Robert Rowley ...
         ... is saved with a smile by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min  28: DEN hopeless effort by Robert Rowley ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Jemima Woo!

Min  28: GER decent attempt by Brianna Pike ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min  28: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Willi Wyvern ...
         ... the cross finds Jemima Woo, whose mediocre long shot ...
         ... is saved with a smile by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  29: Katrin Staudinger (GER FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  30: Theo Time_Hound (GER MF) is tackled last gasp by Yellow Duckling (DEN MF).

Min  35: GER promising shot by Michaela Vogel ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  36: GER decent effort by Katrin Staudinger ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Sulky Sue!

Min  42: DEN desperate long-range shot by Davy Dumpling ...
         ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min  43: DEN desperate long-range shot by Yellow Duckling ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by DF Jemima Woo!

Min  44: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Jemima Woo ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Brianna Pike, whose decent header ...
         ... is saved with a confident wink by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  45: GER decent volley by Theo Time_Hound ...
         ... just beats the keeper's fingertips! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  GER 2  -  DEN 0

Min  45: DEN desperate long-range shot by White Goose ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  45: Betty Blue (DEN MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  45: GER starts playing opportunistic.

Min  45: Svetlana Skull_Druj (GER MF) positions normally.

Min  45: Norbert Nether_Hound (GER MF) positions normally.

Min  45: Pheeeep! Referee Nikakis signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  GER 2  -  DEN 0  [ 8  -  4 ]

Manager Sven Dittmer, Thomas Esamie shouts orders in GER's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out GK Jennifer Walbank ...
	Jennifer Walbank goes to shower and Vincent Vrock takes her place.
  he wants to sub out MF Norbert Nether_Hound ...
	Norbert Nether_Hound goes to shower and Britta Banshee takes his place.
  MF Britta Banshee switches to play FW.

Manager William Baldwin shouts orders in DEN's locker room ...
  DEN starts playing opportunistic.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Nikakis gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: GER adopts ball controlling tactic.

Min  46: Theo Time_Hound (GER MF) positions normally.

Min  46: Katrin Staudinger (GER FW) drops back.

Min  46: Dieter Drolem (GER FW) drops back.

Min  46: Michaela Vogel (GER FW) switches to play MF.

Min  46: Britta Banshee (GER FW) switches to play MF.

Min  48: Davy Dumpling (DEN MF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Nikakis awards GER a direct free kick!
         ... Theo Time_Hound takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is tipped over the bar by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  52: GER promising long-range shot by Theo Time_Hound ...
         ... is parried by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  56: GER promising shot by Brianna Pike ...
         ... hits the bar!

Min  57: Robert Rowley (DEN FW) just manages to intercept a pass from Theo Time_Hound (GER MF).

Min  58: GER promising volley by Katrin Staudinger ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Sulky Sue!

Min  60: GER win a corner kick, which is taken by Emma Falkner ...
         ... the cross finds Brianna Pike, whose decent effort ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  62: GER decent effort by Brianna Pike ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Yellow Duckling!

Min  62: GER decent attempt by Brianna Pike ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  64: Lucy Locket (DEN MF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Nikakis surprises the crowd by ignoring the foul.

Min  67: DEN decent attempt by Robert Rowley ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Willi Wyvern!

Min  72: GER decent chance by Brianna Pike ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  76: GER good volley by Theo Time_Hound ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  77: GER promising long-range shot by Jemima Woo ...
         ... is smothered by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  80: GER promising long-range shot by Theo Time_Hound ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by MF Davy Dumpling!

Min  82: DEN decent shot by Davy Dumpling ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Emma Falkner!

Min  83: DEN promising long-range shot by White Goose ...
         ... misses completely!

Min  84: DEN decent chance by Betty Blue ...
         ... is well wide!

Min  84: Dieter Drolem (GER FW) is clumsily tackled by Five Little_Pigs (DEN DF).

Min  85: GER good shot by Svetlana Skull_Druj ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Mistress Mary!

Min  85: Robert Rowley (DEN FW) heads the ball away from Katrin Staudinger (GER FW).

Min  85: Five Little_Pigs (DEN DF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Round Egg enters the field.

Min  86: GER promising effort by Michaela Vogel ...
         ... is punted upfield by MF Yellow Duckling!

Min  86: Georgie Porgie (DEN DF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Green Egg enters the field.

Min  90: Betty Blue (DEN MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Your Egg enters the field.

Min  91: Pheeeep! Referee Nikakis blows the final whistle!


Final score:  GER 2  -  DEN 0

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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GER vs DEN:  2 - 0  [ 16 (1 fk)  -  6 ]

GER (B)
GK   Jennifer Walbank               (0:0 0 0 3) subbed @45 
GK   Vincent Vrock                  (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 
DF   Emma Falkner                   (0:0 0 2 0)
DF   Jemima Woo                     (0:2 0 2 0)
DF   Willi Wyvern                   (0:0 0 1 0)
MF   Brianna Pike                   (0:7 0 0 0)
MF   Svetlana Skull_Druj            (0:1 1 0 0)
MF   Norbert Nether_Hound           (1:1 0 0 0) subbed @45 
MF   Theo Time_Hound                (1:4 0 0 0)
MF   Michaela Vogel                 (0:2 0 0 0)
MF   Britta Banshee                 (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 
FW < Katrin Staudinger              (0:0 0 0 0)
FW < Dieter Drolem                  (0:0 0 0 0)


DEN (O)
GK   Mistress Mary                  (-2:0 0 0 10)
DF   Round Egg                      (0:0 0 0 0) entered @85 
DF   Georgie Porgie                 (0:0 0 1 0) subbed @86 
DF   Five Little_Pigs               (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @85 
DF   Green Egg                      (0:0 0 0 0) entered @86 
MF < White Goose                    (0:2 0 0 0)
MF < Yellow Duckling                (0:0 0 3 0)
MF   Your Egg                       (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
MF < Davy Dumpling                  (0:1 0 1 0)
MF < Sulky Sue                      (0:0 0 3 0)
MF < Lucy Locket                    (0:0 0 0 0)
MF < Betty Blue                     (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @90 
FW ^ King Boggen                    (0:1 0 0 0)
FW ^ Robert Rowley                  (0:1 0 0 0)


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  DEN  GK  M. Mary
    **  GER  MF  T. Time_Hound
     *  DEN  MF  Y. Duckling

Offsides:  GER:  0      DEN:  0


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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Day #01:  Irish Hangover Squad (#2 seed) (#0 in C)  vs  The Philippines (#3 seed) (#0 in C)

65339 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 90908102

Starting lineups
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IRL (O)
Coach  Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy
GK   3579 _ Cowthulhu          MOO  
SW   4258 Worthless Asset      MAD  
DF   4399 Safe Haven           MAD  
DF   3944 Child MOOlester      MOO  
DF   3796 MOO Googaipan        MOO  
MF   4459 Flat Terrain         MAD  
MF   4117 Kau-kau Time         MOO  
MF   4211 International Treaty MAD  
FW   4615 Exact Replica        MAD  
FW ^ 4266 CONCA Calf           MOO  
FW ^ 3296 _ decowlettage       MOO  

S1   4179 TeamOf Mavericks     MAD  
S2   4572 Objective Fact       MAD  
S3   4197 Radical Extremist    MAD  


PHI (O)
Coach  Jeremy Billones
GK   3618 Chavo Guerrero       WCW  
SW   3966 Bobby Lashley        WCW  
DF > 4479 Jack Swagger         WCW  
DF > 4273 Devon Storm          WCW  
DF < 4127 Great Khali          WCW  
DF   3967 Randy Orton          WCW   ordered to mark C. Calf
DF > 4409 Kofi Kingston        WCW  
MF > 3806 Chris Masters        WCW  
MF < 3619 Shelton Benjamin     WCW  
FW   4128 Trish Stratus        WCW  
FW < 4030 Drew McIntyre        WCW  

S1 < 3078 Lot 93               WCW  
S2   3305 Charlie Haas         WCW  
S3   3304 Brock Lesnar         WCW  
S4 < 4234 Danny Davis          WCW  
S5   4364 Evan Bourne          WCW  


Officials from Denmark:
	referee      Peter Mikkelsen
	assistant referee #1  Ole Hansen
	assistant referee #2  Jens Larsen


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Mikkelsen signals the kick-off!

Min   1: IRL discards their tactics.

Min   1: Child MOOlester (IRL DF) gets orders to mark.

Min   1: CONCA Calf (IRL FW) is getting marked by Randy Orton.

Min   1: Trish Stratus (PHI FW) is getting marked by Child MOOlester.

Min   2: Kau-kau Time (IRL MF) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as twisted ankle ...
         ... 13 rolls of tape get him back to the field.

Min   4: Shelton Benjamin (PHI MF) is calmly blocked by MOO Googaipan (IRL DF).

Min   6: PHI win a corner kick, which is taken by Bobby Lashley ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Chris Masters, whose really difficult chance ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK _ Cowthulhu!

Min   7: Trish Stratus (PHI FW) elbows Exact Replica ... 
         ... referee Mikkelsen shows Stratus a yellow card!

Min   8: IRL fast break sets up Exact Replica, whose difficult effort ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min  10: IRL really difficult header by Flat Terrain ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Randy Orton!

Min  10: Kau-kau Time (IRL MF) boots the ball out of reach of Bobby Lashley (PHI SW).

Min  14: PHI difficult header by Kofi Kingston ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Kau-kau Time!

Min  19: IRL really difficult long-range shot by CONCA Calf ...
         ... is scrambled over the bar by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min  22: MOO Googaipan (IRL DF) dives just outside PHI's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Mikkelsen waves play on.

Min  23: PHI really difficult long-range shot by Bobby Lashley ...
         ... is punted upfield by SW Worthless Asset!

Min  25: International Treaty (IRL MF) switches to play DF.

Min  25: International Treaty (IRL DF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... TeamOf Mavericks enters the field.

Min  25: MOO Googaipan (IRL DF) switches to play MF and drops back.

Min  27: PHI really difficult long shot by Kofi Kingston ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min  30: PHI desperate chance by Shelton Benjamin ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK _ Cowthulhu!

Min  31: IRL desperate long-range shot by Kau-kau Time ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Kofi Kingston!

Min  37: IRL really difficult attempt by Exact Replica ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by DF Great Khali!

Min  39: Chavo Guerrero (PHI GK) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Evan Bourne enters the field.

Min  40: PHI really difficult long-range shot by Great Khali ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Flat Terrain!

Min  41: IRL win a corner kick, which is taken by Flat Terrain ...
         ... the cross finds Kau-kau Time, whose desperate effort ...
         ... is just pushed wide by GK Evan Bourne!

Min  42: PHI really difficult long-range shot by Randy Orton ...
         ... is well wide!

Min  45: IRL desperate volley by Kau-kau Time ...
         ... is parried by GK Evan Bourne!

Min  45: Devon Storm (PHI DF) switches to play MF and moves wide.

Min  45: Shelton Benjamin (PHI MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Charlie Haas enters the field.

Min  45: Charlie Haas (PHI MF) moves wide.

Min  48: Pheeeep! Referee Mikkelsen signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  IRL 0  -  PHI 0  [ 4  -  4 ]

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Mikkelsen gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: Safe Haven (IRL DF) tackles violently Great Khali ... 
         ... referee Mikkelsen shows Haven a yellow card!

Min  46: Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy (IRL) orders his team to play rough.

Min  46: Drew McIntyre (PHI FW) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Lot 93 enters the field.

Min  49: IRL difficult long-range shot by Worthless Asset ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  51: Child MOOlester (IRL DF) yells at the referee ... 
         ... referee Mikkelsen shows MOOlester a yellow card!

Min  53: IRL difficult volley by Kau-kau Time ...
         ... is headed clear by SW Bobby Lashley!

Min  54: Safe Haven (IRL DF) robs the ball from Devon Storm (PHI MF).

Min  55: MOO Googaipan (IRL MF) kicks the ball away after the whistle ... 
         ... referee Mikkelsen exchanges few words with Googaipan.

Min  55: TeamOf Mavericks (IRL DF) switches to play FW and drops back.

Min  55: TeamOf Mavericks (IRL FW) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Objective Fact enters the field.

Min  55: Exact Replica (IRL FW) drops back.

Min  56: Exact Replica (IRL FW) positions normally.

Min  57: PHI really difficult attempt by Bobby Lashley ...
         ... is punted upfield by SW Worthless Asset!

Min  58: PHI mediocre shot by Lot 93 ...
         ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK _ Cowthulhu!

Min  59: Objective Fact (IRL FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  60: Kau-kau Time (IRL MF) elbows Great Khali ... 
         ... referee Mikkelsen shows Time a yellow card!

Min  60: Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy (IRL) orders his team to take it easy.

Min  62: Objective Fact (IRL FW) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as twisted ankle ...
         ... 8 rolls of tape get him back to the field.

Min  66: MOO Googaipan (IRL MF) dives just outside PHI's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Mikkelsen waves play on.

Min  67: Objective Fact (IRL FW) yells at the referee ... 
         ... referee Mikkelsen shows Fact a yellow card!

Min  73: Bobby Lashley (PHI SW) steals the ball from Worthless Asset (IRL SW).

Min  76: Randy Orton (PHI DF) dives just outside IRL's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Mikkelsen waves play on.

Min  80: IRL mediocre attempt by Exact Replica ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by SW Bobby Lashley!

Min  80: PHI mediocre header by Chris Masters ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Kau-kau Time!

Min  81: Trish Stratus (PHI FW) is just tackled by Worthless Asset (IRL SW).

Min  83: PHI difficult chance by Trish Stratus ...
         ... assistant referee Larsen judges the play to be barely offside!

Min  85: PHI decent long-range shot by Trish Stratus ...
         ... just beats the keeper's fingertips! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  IRL 0  -  PHI 1

Min  89: PHI mediocre shot by Jack Swagger ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by SW Worthless Asset!

Min  90: >>> Aah, the ineffable suckitude.

Min  90: _ decowlettage (IRL FW) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Radical Extremist enters the field.

Min  91: IRL mediocre shot by Objective Fact ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Kofi Kingston!

Min  91: Kofi Kingston (PHI DF) makes a foul just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Mikkelsen awards IRL a direct free kick!
         ... CONCA Calf takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is unstoppable! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  IRL 1  -  PHI 1

Min  93: IRL difficult header by Objective Fact ...
         ... is fisted away by GK Evan Bourne!

Min  95: PHI difficult header by Bobby Lashley ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Safe Haven!

Min  95: Pheeeep! Referee Mikkelsen blows the final whistle!


Final score:  IRL 1  -  PHI 1

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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IRL vs PHI:  1 - 1  [ 6 (1 fk)  -  7 ]

IRL
GK   _ Cowthulhu                    (-1:0 0 0 3)
SW   Worthless Asset                (0:1 0 3 0)
DF   Safe Haven                     (0:0 0 1 0) YC 
DF   Child MOOlester                (0:0 0 0 0) YC  marked T. Stratus
DF   International Treaty           (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @25 
MF   Flat Terrain                   (0:0 0 1 0)
MF   Kau-kau Time                   (0:2 0 2 0) YC 
MF < MOO Googaipan                  (0:0 0 0 0)
FW < TeamOf Mavericks               (0:0 0 0 0) entered @25  subbed @55 
FW   Exact Replica                  (0:1 0 0 0)
FW   Objective Fact                 (0:1 0 0 0) entered @55  YC 
FW ^ CONCA Calf                     (1:2 0 0 0)
FW ^ Radical Extremist              (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
FW ^ _ decowlettage                 (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @90 


PHI (O)
GK   Evan Bourne                    (-1:0 0 0 3) entered @39 
GK   Chavo Guerrero                 (0:0 0 0 2) subbed @39 
SW   Bobby Lashley                  (0:0 0 2 0)
DF > Jack Swagger                   (0:0 0 0 0)
DF < Great Khali                    (0:0 0 1 0)
DF   Randy Orton                    (0:1 0 1 0) marked C. Calf
DF > Kofi Kingston                  (0:1 0 2 0)
MF ^ Devon Storm                    (0:0 0 0 0)
MF > Chris Masters                  (0:1 0 0 0)
MF < Shelton Benjamin               (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @45 
MF ^ Charlie Haas                   (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 
FW   Trish Stratus                  (1:2 0 0 0) YC 
FW < Drew McIntyre                  (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @46 
FW < Lot 93                         (0:1 0 0 0) entered @46 


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  IRL  SW  W. Asset
    **  IRL  FW  C. Calf
     *  IRL  MF  K. Time

Offsides:  IRL:  0      PHI:  1

