From: Timo Ojala <skidi@ee.oulu.fi>
Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2011 22:48:14 +0200 (EET)
Subject: [WEFS] WC - Day #1 Group B Matches

WC - Day #1 Group B Matches
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1  CAN - MRU
2  ENG - CZE

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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Day #01:  Team Canada (#1 seed) (#0 in B)  vs  Mauritius (#4 seed) (#0 in B)

69967 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 57837

Starting lineups
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CAN
Coach  HocKeY JabeZ V
GK   3960 Lukasz Fabianski     VA   
SW   4020 Nemanja Vidic        WMW  
DF   4299 Wes Brown            WMW  
DF   4296 Vedran Corluka       VA   
MF < 4150 Owen Hargreaves      WMW  
MF   4149 Cesc Fabregas        VA   
MF > 4130 Peter McNab          CAN  
MF   3968 Michael Carrick      WMW  
MF < 3784 Tomas Rosicky        VA   
FW   4151 Carlos Tevez         WMW  
FW   3785 Robin VanPersie      VA   

S1   3931 Doug Lidster         CAN  
S2   3807 Edwin vanderSar      WMW  
S3   4261 Don Lever            CAN  
S4   3772 Igor Larionov        CAN  
S5   4216 Carlos Vela          VA   


MRU (B)
Coach  Roy Wong
GK   4270 Lukasz Fabianski     NBL  
DF   3948 Gavin Hoyte          NBL  
DF   3069 Ryan Garry           NBL  
MF < 2824 Richard Wright       NBL  
MF < 4474 Francis Coquelin     NBL  
MF   3782 Giorgos Efrem        NBL  
MF < 3297 Sebastian Svard      NBL  
MF < 3070 Jermaine Pennant     NBL  
FW ^ 4121 Jay Simpson          NBL  
FW < 4122 Rhys Murphy          NBL  
FW ^ 4123 Kieran Gibbs         NBL  

S5   4201 Manuel Almunia       NBL  


Officials from Spain:
	referee      Manuel Diaz-Vega
	assistant referee #1  Antonio Cardos
	assistant referee #2  Carlos Martin


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Diaz-Vega signals the kick-off!

Min   1: Cesc Fabregas (CAN MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Robin VanPersie (CAN FW) drops back.

Min   3: CAN excellent attempt by Cesc Fabregas ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Gavin Hoyte!

Min   4: CAN excellent volley by Carlos Tevez ...
         ... is parried by GK Lukasz Fabianski!

Min   7: CAN excellent chance by Peter McNab ...
         ... bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... Tomas Rosicky is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  CAN 1  -  MRU 0

Min   9: MRU difficult long-range shot by Gavin Hoyte ...
         ... assistant referee Cardos judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  10: CAN excellent long-range shot by Nemanja Vidic ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  10: CAN excellent volley by Owen Hargreaves ...
         ... goes through the keeper's legs! GOAL!!!
         ... Carlos Tevez is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  CAN 2  -  MRU 0

Min  10: Cesc Fabregas (CAN MF) drops back.

Min  10: Tomas Rosicky (CAN MF) positions normally.

Min  13: CAN win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Vedran Corluka ...
         ... the cross finds Michael Carrick, whose excellent chance ...
         ... assistant referee Martin judges the play to be just offside!

Min  14: MRU really difficult long-range shot by Rhys Murphy ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Wes Brown!

Min  16: CAN excellent chance by Owen Hargreaves ...
         ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  CAN 3  -  MRU 0

Min  16: Cesc Fabregas (CAN MF) positions normally.

Min  16: Peter McNab (CAN MF) positions normally.

Min  19: MRU really difficult volley by Francis Coquelin ...
         ... is smothered by GK Lukasz Fabianski!

Min  20: Ryan Garry (MRU DF) trips Tomas Rosicky just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Diaz-Vega surprises the crowd by ignoring the foul.

Min  21: CAN excellent attempt by Michael Carrick ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  CAN 4  -  MRU 0

Min  21: Manager HocKeY JabeZ V (CAN) orders his team to play normally.

Min  22: MRU difficult attempt by Rhys Murphy ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Lukasz Fabianski!

Min  22: Ryan Garry (MRU DF) is confidently tackled by Nemanja Vidic (CAN SW).

Min  23: CAN excellent shot by Tomas Rosicky ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Giorgos Efrem!

Min  24: CAN excellent volley by Carlos Tevez ...
         ... is smothered by GK Lukasz Fabianski!

Min  25: MRU difficult attempt by Jay Simpson ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Vedran Corluka!

Min  26: Robin VanPersie (CAN FW) makes a foul inside the penalty box ... 
         ... referee Diaz-Vega awards MRU a penalty kick!
         ... Jay Simpson takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is just pushed wide by GK Lukasz Fabianski!

Min  30: CAN excellent long-range shot by Nemanja Vidic ...
         ... is smothered by GK Lukasz Fabianski!

Min  32: Peter McNab (CAN MF) heads the ball away from Gavin Hoyte (MRU DF).

Min  34: CAN excellent shot by Carlos Tevez ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min  36: CAN good attempt by Carlos Tevez ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by MF Francis Coquelin!

Min  37: Sebastian Svard (MRU MF) stretches out to intercept a pass from Owen Hargreaves (CAN MF).

Min  40: CAN excellent effort by Carlos Tevez ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Lukasz Fabianski!

Min  40: Vedran Corluka (CAN DF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Doug Lidster enters the field.

Min  45: CAN excellent shot by Carlos Tevez ...
         ... is just palmed away by GK Lukasz Fabianski!

Min  45: MRU difficult long-range shot by Giorgos Efrem ...
         ... trickles over the line! GOAL!!!
         ... Kieran Gibbs is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  CAN 4  -  MRU 1

Min  45: Manager HocKeY JabeZ V (CAN) orders his team to play rough.

Min  45: Pheeeep! Referee Diaz-Vega signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  CAN 4  -  MRU 1  [ 12  -  4 (1 pk) ]

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Diaz-Vega gets the second half on the way!

Min  48: MRU really difficult long-range shot by Rhys Murphy ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Peter McNab!

Min  49: MRU difficult volley by Rhys Murphy ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Lukasz Fabianski!

Min  50: MRU difficult long-range shot by Gavin Hoyte ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  50: CAN excellent shot by Peter McNab ...
         ... is scrambled around the post by GK Lukasz Fabianski!

Min  50: Tomas Rosicky (CAN MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Igor Larionov enters the field.

Min  50: Igor Larionov (CAN MF) switches to play DF.

Min  51: CAN excellent volley by Peter McNab ...
         ... hits the post!

Min  54: MRU difficult attempt by Jay Simpson ...
         ... is punted upfield by SW Nemanja Vidic!

Min  56: CAN excellent long-range shot by Wes Brown ...
         ... is parried by GK Lukasz Fabianski!

Min  59: CAN good long shot by Igor Larionov ...
         ... is smothered by GK Lukasz Fabianski!

Min  60: CAN excellent attempt by Carlos Tevez ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by MF Francis Coquelin!

Min  60: Lukasz Fabianski (CAN GK) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Edwin vanderSar enters the field.

Min  62: MRU win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Ryan Garry ...
         ... the cross finds Jay Simpson, whose really difficult attempt ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  63: CAN excellent effort by Michael Carrick ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  68: Cesc Fabregas (CAN MF) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as torn knee ligament ...
         ... Cesc Fabregas leaves the field on a stretcher...
         ... recovery of 6 weeks is expected.

Min  70: CAN good attempt by Carlos Tevez ...
         ... assistant referee Cardos judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  70: Wes Brown (CAN DF) steals the ball from Rhys Murphy (MRU FW).

Min  73: CAN good long-range shot by Michael Carrick ...
         ... beats the helpless keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... Carlos Tevez is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  CAN 5  -  MRU 1

Min  73: Manager HocKeY JabeZ V (CAN) orders his team to play normally.

Min  74: CAN decent effort by Carlos Tevez ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Gavin Hoyte!

Min  74: Doug Lidster (CAN DF) goes down just outside MRU's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Diaz-Vega waves play on.

Min  76: MRU really difficult shot by Kieran Gibbs ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Doug Lidster!

Min  77: Robin VanPersie (CAN FW) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 6 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min  81: CAN promising volley by Robin VanPersie ...
         ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... Carlos Tevez is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  CAN 6  -  MRU 1

Min  82: MRU fast break sets up Rhys Murphy, whose really difficult header ...
         ... is parried by GK Edwin vanderSar!

Min  82: CAN good header by Robin VanPersie ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by MF Sebastian Svard!

Min  82: Peter McNab (CAN MF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Diaz-Vega awards MRU a direct free kick!
         ... Jay Simpson takes the kick ...
         ... the shot dips over the bar!

Min  86: MRU difficult long-range shot by Jay Simpson ...
         ... is punched to safety by GK Edwin vanderSar!

Min  86: Wes Brown (CAN DF) trips Francis Coquelin just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Diaz-Vega awards MRU a direct free kick!
         ... Gavin Hoyte takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK Edwin vanderSar!

Min  87: Gavin Hoyte (MRU DF) makes a foul just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Diaz-Vega awards CAN a direct free kick!
         ... Igor Larionov takes the kick ...
         ... the shot easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  CAN 7  -  MRU 1

Min  88: Rhys Murphy (MRU FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  89: CAN promising chance by Peter McNab ...
         ... assistant referee Cardos judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  91: CAN smart play releases Peter McNab, whose promising shot ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  93: Pheeeep! Referee Diaz-Vega blows the final whistle!


Final score:  CAN 7  -  MRU 1

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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CAN vs MRU:  7 - 1  [ 22 (1 fk)  -  9 (2 fk  1 pk) ]

CAN
GK   Lukasz Fabianski               (-1:0 0 0 4) subbed @60 
GK   Edwin vanderSar                (0:0 0 0 3) entered @60 
SW   Nemanja Vidic                  (0:2 0 1 0)
DF   Wes Brown                      (0:1 0 1 0)
DF   Vedran Corluka                 (0:0 0 1 0) subbed @40 
DF   Doug Lidster                   (0:0 0 1 0) entered @40 
DF   Igor Larionov                  (1:2 0 0 0) entered @50 
MF < Owen Hargreaves                (2:2 0 0 0)
MF   Cesc Fabregas                  (0:0 0 0 0) inj @68 torn ligament
MF   Peter McNab                    (1:5 0 1 0)
MF   Michael Carrick                (2:4 0 0 0)
MF   Tomas Rosicky                  (0:0 1 0 0) subbed @50 
FW   Carlos Tevez                   (0:6 3 0 0)
FW < Robin VanPersie                (1:1 0 0 0)


MRU (B)
GK   Lukasz Fabianski               (-7:0 0 0 8)
DF   Gavin Hoyte                    (0:3 0 2 0)
DF   Ryan Garry                     (0:0 0 0 0)
MF < Richard Wright                 (0:0 0 0 0)
MF < Francis Coquelin               (0:1 0 2 0)
MF   Giorgos Efrem                  (1:1 0 1 0)
MF < Sebastian Svard                (0:0 0 1 0)
MF < Jermaine Pennant               (0:0 0 0 0)
FW ^ Jay Simpson                    (0:4 0 0 0)
FW < Rhys Murphy                    (0:3 0 0 0)
FW ^ Kieran Gibbs                   (0:0 1 0 0)


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  CAN  MF  M. Carrick
    **  CAN  MF  O. Hargreaves
     *  CAN  FW  C. Tevez

Offsides:  CAN:  3      MRU:  1


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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Day #01:  England (#2 seed) (#0 in B)  vs  Czech Republic (#3 seed) (#0 in B)

67272 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 12089486

Starting lineups
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ENG (B)
Coach  Ron Manager
GK   4218 General Melchett     BBT  
DF   4109 Malcolm Tucker       BBT  
DF   3946 Tolerate Spliffs     NAT  
MF   4260 Alison Jackman       BBT  
MF < 4567 Cover_UK In_Ash      NAT  
FW < 4269 MoanAboutThe Weather NAT  
FW < 4120 PlayLike ACrapItaly  NAT  
FW < 4110 Basil Fawlty         BBT  
FW < 3947 Support Dictators    NAT  
FW < 3928 Alan Statham         BBT  
FW < 3781 SellOnions On_A_Bike NAT  

S1   4119 F**k Tibet           NAT  
S2   4268 Stab Buttocks        NAT  
S3   3770 Gordon Ottershaw     BBT  
S4   3927 Mark Corrigan        BBT  
S5   4064 Vicky Pollard        BBT  


CZE
Coach  Eduard Habermann
GK   3866 A Naphylaxis         MRV  
SW   4471 Z Helatin            MRV  
DF   4118 M UltiFlu            MRV  
DF   4206 O Olong              MRV  
DF   3518 F InnishSprayer      MRV  
MF   4460 S EcretCrush         MRV  
MF   3581 J ApaneseXmas        MRV  
FW   4267 B Agle               MRV  
FW   4050 N OBock              MRV  
FW   3779 B UbbleBoy           MRV  
FW   4246 B Anker              MRV  

S2   4089 B Eer                MRV  
S3   3087 Lot 92               MRV  
S4   3699 O Do                 MRV  
S5   3086 Lot 66               MRV  


Officials from Germany:
	referee      Hellmut Krug
	assistant referee #1  Bernd Kuhn
	assistant referee #2  Hans Wolf


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Krug signals the kick-off!

Min   1: CZE starts playing opportunistic.

Min   1: S EcretCrush (CZE MF) drops back.

Min   1: B Agle (CZE FW) drops back.

Min   1: N OBock (CZE FW) switches to play MF and drops back.

Min   1: B UbbleBoy (CZE FW) pushes forward.

Min   1: J ApaneseXmas (CZE MF) drops back.

Min   1: B Anker (CZE FW) drops back.

Min   1: CZE promising volley by B UbbleBoy ...
         ... assistant referee Kuhn hastily flags the play to be offside!

Min   2: ENG mediocre header by Alison Jackman ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by SW Z Helatin!

Min   2: CZE good chance by B UbbleBoy ...
         ... is punted upfield by MF Cover_UK In_Ash!

Min   5: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Cover_UK In_Ash ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Support Dictators, whose promising chance ...
         ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ENG 1  -  CZE 0

Min   7: ENG decent effort by Basil Fawlty ...
         ... is saved with a confident wink by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min   7: ENG decent long-range shot by Alison Jackman ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min   8: CZE good long-range shot by O Olong ...
         ... bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... B Agle is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ENG 1  -  CZE 1

Min  12: CZE win an indirect free kick, which is taken by N OBock ...
         ... the cross is deflected to B UbbleBoy, whose good header ...
         ... assistant referee Kuhn judges the play to be clearly offside!

Min  16: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Support Dictators ...
         ... the cross finds Cover_UK In_Ash, whose promising shot ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  18: CZE promising header by S EcretCrush ...
         ... slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ENG 1  -  CZE 2

Min  18: Manager Ron Manager (ENG) orders his team to play rough.

Min  19: ENG decent volley by MoanAboutThe Weather ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF O Olong!

Min  20: ENG decent chance by Support Dictators ...
         ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ENG 2  -  CZE 2

Min  20: Manager Ron Manager (ENG) orders his team to play normally.

Min  25: CZE win an indirect free kick, which is taken by B Anker ...
         ... the cross finds B Agle, whose good effort ...
         ... assistant referee Kuhn judges the play to be clearly offside!

Min  25: B Agle (CZE FW) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as twisted ankle ...
         ... 10 rolls of tape get him back to the field.

Min  27: CZE promising header by S EcretCrush ...
         ... is calmly cleared by MF Alison Jackman!

Min  29: ENG decent long-range shot by PlayLike ACrapItaly ...
         ... hits the bar!

Min  30: CZE promising effort by N OBock ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ENG 2  -  CZE 3

Min  30: B Anker (CZE FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  30: PlayLike ACrapItaly (ENG FW) dives just outside CZE's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Krug stunns the crowd by awarding ENG a direct free kick!
         ... Support Dictators takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is parried by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min  30: Manager Ron Manager (ENG) orders his team to play rough.

Min  34: ENG promising shot by Alison Jackman ...
         ... is deflected onto the post by DF F InnishSprayer!

Min  35: ENG decent header by Alan Statham ...
         ... is saved easily by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min  36: Support Dictators (ENG FW) robs the ball from B Agle (CZE FW).

Min  38: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Cover_UK In_Ash ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Alan Statham, whose promising chance ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min  38: Z Helatin (CZE SW) is firmly stopped by Support Dictators (ENG FW).

Min  41: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Basil Fawlty ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Cover_UK In_Ash, whose promising effort ...
         ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min  41: General Melchett (ENG GK) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Krug awards CZE a direct free kick!
         ... N OBock takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is saved acrobatically by GK General Melchett!

Min  45: Pheeeep! Referee Krug signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  ENG 2  -  CZE 3  [ 9 (1 fk)  -  6 (1 fk) ]

Manager Ron Manager shouts orders in ENG's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out DF Tolerate Spliffs ...
	Tolerate Spliffs goes to shower and F**k Tibet takes his place.
  he wants to sub out MF Cover_UK In_Ash ...
	Cover_UK In_Ash goes to shower and Stab Buttocks takes his place.
  he wants to sub out FW SellOnions On_A_Bike ...
	SellOnions On_A_Bike goes to shower and Gordon Ottershaw takes his place.
  FW Gordon Ottershaw drops back.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Krug gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: ENG mediocre attempt by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... is parried by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min  46: Stab Buttocks (ENG MF) drops back.

Min  48: ENG promising long-range shot by Gordon Ottershaw ...
         ... trickles over the line! GOAL!!!
         ... Stab Buttocks is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ENG 3  -  CZE 3

Min  48: Malcolm Tucker (ENG DF) goes down just outside CZE's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Krug waves play on.

Min  49: Alan Statham (ENG FW) is tackled last gasp by F InnishSprayer (CZE DF).

Min  50: ENG promising effort by Alison Jackman ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by MF J ApaneseXmas!

Min  50: Manager Eduard Habermann (CZE) orders his team to play rough.

Min  55: ENG decent long-range shot by Malcolm Tucker ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min  55: CZE promising chance by B UbbleBoy ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by FW PlayLike ACrapItaly!

Min  55: B UbbleBoy (CZE FW) heads the ball away from Basil Fawlty (ENG FW).

Min  57: CZE promising attempt by N OBock ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ENG 3  -  CZE 4

Min  57: CZE win a corner kick, which is taken by B Agle ...
         ... the cross finds F InnishSprayer, whose good long shot ...
         ... is smothered by GK General Melchett!

Min  57: Manager Eduard Habermann (CZE) orders his team to play normally.

Min  58: ENG decent chance by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... is turned onto the bar by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min  60: ENG promising header by MoanAboutThe Weather ...
         ... is headed clear by DF M UltiFlu!

Min  60: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross finds Support Dictators, whose good effort ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... Stab Buttocks is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ENG 4  -  CZE 4

Min  60: Manager Eduard Habermann (CZE) orders his team to play rough.

Min  66: CZE promising long-range shot by N OBock ...
         ... clips the bar!

Min  68: ENG mediocre header by Alan Statham ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min  69: CZE win a corner kick, which is taken by F InnishSprayer ...
         ... the cross is deflected to B Anker, whose promising effort ...
         ... goes through the keeper's legs! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ENG 4  -  CZE 5

Min  69: CZE good attempt by S EcretCrush ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ENG 4  -  CZE 6

Min  69: Manager Eduard Habermann (CZE) orders his team to play normally.

Min  69: B Agle (CZE FW) switches to play MF.

Min  69: B UbbleBoy (CZE FW) can't switch from FW to MF. Too few FW!

Min  69: B UbbleBoy (CZE FW) drops back.

Min  70: CZE mediocre volley by J ApaneseXmas ...
         ... is calmly cleared by DF F**k Tibet!

Min  71: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross finds Alan Statham, whose promising chance ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min  72: J ApaneseXmas (CZE MF) dives just outside ENG's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Krug waves play on.

Min  74: MoanAboutThe Weather (ENG FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  74: F InnishSprayer (CZE DF) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 10 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min  75: ENG decent chance by Alison Jackman ...
         ... is headed clear by DF M UltiFlu!

Min  77: PlayLike ACrapItaly (ENG FW) tackles F InnishSprayer from behind ... 
         ... referee Krug shows ACrapItaly a red card!

Min  81: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... the cross finds MoanAboutThe Weather, whose difficult shot ...
         ... is smothered by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min  86: ENG decent shot by Support Dictators ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min  86: CZE promising long-range shot by J ApaneseXmas ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ENG 4  -  CZE 7

Min  86: Manager Eduard Habermann (CZE) orders his team to take it easy.

Min  86: A Naphylaxis (CZE GK) starts playing passively.

Min  86: B Agle (CZE MF) starts playing passively.

Min  86: N OBock (CZE MF) starts playing passively.

Min  86: B UbbleBoy (CZE FW) starts playing passively.

Min  86: J ApaneseXmas (CZE MF) starts playing passively.

Min  89: ENG mediocre attempt by Stab Buttocks ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by FW B Anker!

Min  90: M UltiFlu (CZE DF) boots the ball out of reach of Alan Statham (ENG FW).

Min  90: Stab Buttocks (ENG MF) tackles violently J ApaneseXmas ... 
         ... referee Krug shows Buttocks a yellow card!

Min  92: Pheeeep! Referee Krug blows the final whistle!


Final score:  ENG 4  -  CZE 7

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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ENG vs CZE:  4 - 7  [ 18 (1 fk)  -  12 (1 fk) ]

ENG (B)
GK   General Melchett               (-7:0 0 0 2)
DF   F**k Tibet                     (0:0 0 1 0) entered @45 
DF   Malcolm Tucker                 (0:1 0 0 0)
DF   Tolerate Spliffs               (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 
MF < Stab Buttocks                  (0:2 2 0 0) entered @45  YC 
MF   Alison Jackman                 (0:1 0 1 0)
MF < Cover_UK In_Ash                (0:2 0 1 0) subbed @45 
FW < MoanAboutThe Weather           (0:1 0 0 0)
FW < PlayLike ACrapItaly            (0:1 0 1 0) RC77 
FW < Basil Fawlty                   (0:1 0 0 0)
FW < Support Dictators              (3:5 0 0 0)
FW < Alan Statham                   (0:4 0 0 0)
FW < SellOnions On_A_Bike           (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 
FW < Gordon Ottershaw               (1:1 0 0 0) entered @45 


CZE (O)
GK   A Naphylaxis                   (-4:0 0 0 12)
SW   Z Helatin                      (0:0 0 1 0)
DF   M UltiFlu                      (0:0 0 2 0)
DF   O Olong                        (1:1 0 1 0)
DF   F InnishSprayer                (0:1 0 1 0)
MF < S EcretCrush                   (2:2 0 0 0)
MF < B Agle                         (0:1 1 0 0)
MF < N OBock                        (2:4 0 0 0)
MF < J ApaneseXmas                  (1:1 0 1 0)
FW < B UbbleBoy                     (0:2 0 0 0)
FW < B Anker                        (1:1 0 1 0)


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  ENG  FW  S. Dictators
    **  CZE  MF  S. EcretCrush
     *  CZE  FW  N. OBock

Offsides:  ENG:  0      CZE:  3

