From: Timo Ojala <skidi@ee.oulu.fi>
Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2011 22:48:06 +0200 (EET)
Subject: [WEFS] WC - Day #1 Group A Matches

WC - Day #1 Group A Matches
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1  USA - FIN
2  SWE - CRO

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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Day #01:  Team USA (#1 seed) (#0 in A)  vs  Finland (#4 seed) (#0 in A)

63581 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 32526

Starting lineups
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USA (B)
Coach  Six guys named Moe
GK   4124 Cheesebur Paradise   PDX  
DF   3964 Rob Balls            WAC  
DF   4095 Tatung Boy           PDX  
DF   4106 Hardy Tack           WAC  
MF   4126 Emma Star            WAC  
MF   4144 Commuter Parking     RDR  
MF   3962 Lou Gehrig           VER  
MF   4006 Dienekes Spartiakes  MMO  
MF   3805 Jimmy Thach          VER  
FW   4141 Pretty Ryssa         MMO  
FW   3798 Andrew Goal          PDX  

S1   4125 Brown_LA Haze        PDX  
S2   3950 Retep Nysila         PDX  
S3   3965 Ron Wild             WAC  
S4   3997 Elder MourningMist   MMO  


FIN
Coach  Jussi Haukioja
GK   4055 Perfect Pitch        MEX  
SW   4138 Stupid Song          MEX  
DF   4491 Jet Lagged           MEX  
DF   4540 Dry Lips             MEX  
DF   4420 Tired Lips           MEX  
DF > 3943 Stupid Audience      MEX  
MF   4245 Wrong Horn           MEX  
MF   3795 Outta Practice       MEX  
FW   4603 TooMuch Travel       MEX  
FW < 4139 Lousy Amp            MEX  
FW   4212 Too Early            MEX  

S1   3828 Hate Music           MEX  
S2   3493 Sleep Deprived       MEX  
S3   3569 Outta Tune           MEX  


Officials from South Africa:
	referee      Brian Symons
	assistant referee #1  Norman Letsie
	assistant referee #2  Achmat Salie


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Symons signals the kick-off!

Min   5: FIN excellent shot by Lousy Amp ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Rob Balls!

Min   6: USA good chance by Pretty Ryssa ...
         ... is punted upfield by SW Stupid Song!

Min  10: USA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Dienekes Spartiakes ...
         ... the cross finds Jimmy Thach, whose good attempt ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... Dienekes Spartiakes is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  USA 1  -  FIN 0

Min  10: USA promising chance by Dienekes Spartiakes ...
         ... bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  USA 2  -  FIN 0

Min  10: Lousy Amp (FIN FW) positions normally.

Min  15: USA promising long-range shot by Tatung Boy ...
         ... bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... Commuter Parking is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  USA 3  -  FIN 0

Min  15: Perfect Pitch (FIN GK) makes a foul inside the penalty box ... 
         ... referee Symons awards USA a penalty kick!
         ... Dienekes Spartiakes takes the kick ...
         ... the shot bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  USA 4  -  FIN 0

Min  15: Emma Star (USA MF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Symons awards FIN a direct free kick!
         ... Dry Lips takes the kick ...
         ... the shot beats the helpless keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  USA 4  -  FIN 1

Min  15: Cheesebur Paradise (USA GK) starts playing passively.

Min  16: USA make a quick pass to Dienekes Spartiakes, whose good chance ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min  19: USA decent attempt by Andrew Goal ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Stupid Audience!

Min  19: FIN good long shot by Jet Lagged ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Cheesebur Paradise!

Min  19: Dry Lips (FIN DF) is confidently tackled by Rob Balls (USA DF).

Min  21: USA promising long-range shot by Hardy Tack ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Perfect Pitch!

Min  23: FIN good long-range shot by Stupid Audience ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  24: Commuter Parking (USA MF) calmly steals the ball from Dry Lips (FIN DF).

Min  24: Perfect Pitch (FIN GK) kicks the ball away after the whistle ... 
         ... referee Symons shows Pitch a yellow card!

Min  29: USA good attempt by Dienekes Spartiakes ...
         ... clips the bar!

Min  30: FIN promising long-range shot by Jet Lagged ...
         ... is fisted away by GK Cheesebur Paradise!

Min  30: Stupid Audience (FIN DF) is pushed aside by Hardy Tack (USA DF).

Min  31: USA promising header by Pretty Ryssa ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  31: FIN promising effort by Too Early ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Commuter Parking!

Min  35: FIN excellent attempt by Too Early ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Cheesebur Paradise!

Min  35: Pretty Ryssa (USA FW) elbows Stupid Song ... 
         ... referee Symons exchanges few words with Ryssa.

Min  36: Emma Star (USA MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  37: USA decent shot by Emma Star ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by SW Stupid Song!

Min  38: USA promising header by Pretty Ryssa ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Tired Lips!

Min  39: FIN good chance by Outta Practice ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... Too Early is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  USA 4  -  FIN 2

Min  39: Cheesebur Paradise (USA GK) plays normally.

Min  45: Pheeeep! Referee Symons signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  USA 4  -  FIN 2  [ 7 (1 pk)  -  5 (1 fk) ]

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Symons gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: Emma Star (USA MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... she walks off the pitch ...
         ... Retep Nysila enters the field.

Min  46: Dienekes Spartiakes (USA MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Brown_LA Haze enters the field.

Min  46: Andrew Goal (USA FW) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Ron Wild enters the field.

Min  48: FIN good volley by Jet Lagged ...
         ... is calmly cleared by MF Retep Nysila!

Min  49: USA promising chance by Pretty Ryssa ...
         ... assistant referee Letsie judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  49: Ron Wild (USA FW) tackles violently Lousy Amp ... 
         ... referee Symons shows Wild a yellow card!

Min  57: USA good volley by Pretty Ryssa ...
         ... is punted upfield by SW Stupid Song!

Min  57: USA good volley by Jimmy Thach ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min  57: Pretty Ryssa (USA FW) steals the ball from Jet Lagged (FIN DF).

Min  60: USA promising long-range shot by Brown_LA Haze ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  63: USA good header by Pretty Ryssa ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Stupid Audience!

Min  63: Stupid Song (FIN SW) trips Brown_LA Haze just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Symons awards USA a direct free kick!
         ... Brown_LA Haze takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is smothered by GK Perfect Pitch!

Min  64: Stupid Audience (FIN DF) bumps into the linesman ... 
         ... referee Symons shows Audience a red card!

Min  65: FIN good volley by Lousy Amp ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Cheesebur Paradise!

Min  67: USA good volley by Pretty Ryssa ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... Jimmy Thach is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  USA 5  -  FIN 2

Min  67: Cheesebur Paradise (USA GK) starts playing passively.

Min  69: USA good volley by Retep Nysila ...
         ... is just palmed away by GK Perfect Pitch!

Min  69: FIN decent chance by Outta Practice ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Jimmy Thach!

Min  72: FIN promising long-range shot by Dry Lips ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  73: Brown_LA Haze (USA MF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Symons awards FIN a direct free kick!
         ... Dry Lips takes the kick ...
         ... the shot hits the bar!

Min  75: Stupid Song (FIN SW) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Symons awards USA a direct free kick!
         ... Brown_LA Haze takes the kick ...
         ... the shot bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  USA 6  -  FIN 2

Min  75: Manager Jussi Haukioja (FIN) orders his team to take it easy.

Min  76: USA good header by Commuter Parking ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Perfect Pitch!

Min  78: USA win a corner kick, which is taken by Brown_LA Haze ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Ron Wild, whose good volley ...
         ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  USA 7  -  FIN 2

Min  78: Rob Balls (USA DF) starts playing passively.

Min  78: Hardy Tack (USA DF) starts playing passively.

Min  78: Pretty Ryssa (USA FW) starts playing passively.

Min  78: Ron Wild (USA FW) starts playing passively.

Min  80: Jimmy Thach (USA MF) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Symons shows Thach a yellow card!

Min  83: USA promising attempt by Brown_LA Haze ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by SW Stupid Song!

Min  83: USA promising long-range shot by Rob Balls ...
         ... clips the bar!

Min  83: Stupid Song (FIN SW) is pushed aside by Rob Balls (USA DF).

Min  84: USA good attempt by Ron Wild ...
         ... trickles over the line! GOAL!!!
         ... Tatung Boy is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  USA 8  -  FIN 2

Min  84: Manager Six guys named Moe (USA) orders his team to take it easy.

Min  84: Tatung Boy (USA DF) starts playing passively.

Min  84: Commuter Parking (USA MF) starts playing passively.

Min  84: Brown_LA Haze (USA MF) starts playing passively.

Min  84: Retep Nysila (USA MF) starts playing passively.

Min  84: Jimmy Thach (USA MF) starts playing passively.

Min  87: Outta Practice (FIN MF) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 8 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min  90: USA decent long-range shot by Jimmy Thach ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  93: FIN promising volley by Too Early ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by MF Retep Nysila!

Min  93: USA make a quick pass to Commuter Parking, whose decent volley ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... Lou Gehrig is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  USA 9  -  FIN 2

Min  94: FIN win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Dry Lips ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Tired Lips, whose promising long shot ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  94: Pheeeep! Referee Symons blows the final whistle!


Final score:  USA 9  -  FIN 2

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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USA vs FIN:  9 - 2  [ 18 (2 fk  1 pk)  -  8 (2 fk) ]

USA (B)
GK   Cheesebur Paradise             (-2:0 0 0 4)
DF   Rob Balls                      (0:1 0 1 0)
DF   Tatung Boy                     (1:1 1 0 0)
DF   Hardy Tack                     (0:1 0 0 0)
MF   Emma Star                      (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @46 
MF   Commuter Parking               (1:2 1 1 0)
MF   Brown_LA Haze                  (1:3 0 0 0) entered @46 
MF   Lou Gehrig                     (0:0 1 0 0)
MF   Dienekes Spartiakes            (2:4 1 0 0) subbed @46 
MF   Retep Nysila                   (0:1 0 2 0) entered @46 
MF   Jimmy Thach                    (1:3 1 1 0) YC 
FW   Pretty Ryssa                   (1:3 0 0 0)
FW   Ron Wild                       (2:2 0 0 0) entered @46  YC 
FW   Andrew Goal                    (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @46 


FIN
GK   Perfect Pitch                  (-9:0 0 0 4) YC 
SW   Stupid Song                    (0:0 0 4 0)
DF   Jet Lagged                     (0:2 0 0 0)
DF   Dry Lips                       (1:3 0 0 0)
DF   Tired Lips                     (0:1 0 1 0)
DF > Stupid Audience                (0:1 0 2 0) RC64 
MF   Wrong Horn                     (0:0 0 0 0)
MF   Outta Practice                 (1:1 0 0 0)
FW   TooMuch Travel                 (0:0 0 0 0)
FW   Lousy Amp                      (0:1 0 0 0)
FW   Too Early                      (0:1 1 0 0)


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  USA  MF  D. Spartiakes
    **  USA  MF  C. Parking
     *  USA  FW  R. Wild

Offsides:  USA:  1      FIN:  0


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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Day #01:  Sverige (#2 seed) (#0 in A)  vs  Croatia (#3 seed) (#0 in A)

61927 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 116044

Starting lineups
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SWE (B)
Coach  Chanro Bocagu
GK   4114 Sookie Stackhouse    FSC  
DF   4280 Clayton Danvers      FSC  
DF   4380 De Laet              NH   
MF < 4281 Henry Fitzroy        FSC  
MF < 4113 Quentin Scott        FCB  
MF   3937 Casper Ghost         FSC  
MF   3938 Angua Werewolf       FSC  
MF   3794 Michael Carrick      NH   
MF   3776 Sir Rheneas          FSC  
FW   4522 Federico Macheda     NH   
FW   3934 Dennis Quarlow       FCB  

S1   4112 Vuk Gaskovic         FCB  
S2   3607 Sergei Voshkov       FSC  
S3   4432 Franz Joicens        FCB  
S4   3935 Werner Nilemau       FCB  
S5   4278 Evgenni Waltrnik     FCB  


CRO
Coach  Volker Dyken
GK   3790 Weather Conditions   FOL  
DF   4132 Felipe Massa         FOL  
DF   4133 Lewis Hamilton       FOL  
DF   4134 Fernando Alonso      FOL  
MF   4484 Jenson Button        FOL  
MF   4485 Sebastian Vettel     FOL  
MF   3936 Kimi Raikkonen       FOL  
MF   3604 DriveWith TankTubeOn FOL  
MF   3082 Jim Reisman          FOL  
FW   4279 Withdraw RuleChanges FOL  
FW   3292 The RedOne           FOL  

S1   3603 Conference Room      FOL  
S2   3291 Buy NewParts         FOL  
S3   3605 RateOf Mistakes      FOL  
S4   4060 Nick Heidfeld        FOL  
S5   3290 lap0 p0              FOL  


Officials from Slovakia:
	referee      Lubos Michel
	assistant referee #1  Jan Fasung
	assistant referee #2  Igor Sramka


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Michel signals the kick-off!

Min   1: Jim Reisman (CRO MF) pushes forward.

Min   6: CRO excellent volley by DriveWith TankTubeOn ...
         ... is smothered by GK Sookie Stackhouse!

Min   6: SWE good long-range shot by Quentin Scott ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Weather Conditions!

Min   6: CRO excellent long-range shot by Sebastian Vettel ...
         ... is smothered by GK Sookie Stackhouse!

Min   7: SWE promising long shot by Clayton Danvers ...
         ... is smothered by GK Weather Conditions!

Min  10: SWE win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Angua Werewolf ...
         ... the cross finds Quentin Scott, whose promising header ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  10: Withdraw RuleChanges (CRO FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  11: SWE good header by Clayton Danvers ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by MF Kimi Raikkonen!

Min  14: Angua Werewolf (SWE MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  17: CRO excellent effort by The RedOne ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by MF Henry Fitzroy!

Min  18: SWE good attempt by Sir Rheneas ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Fernando Alonso!

Min  21: Federico Macheda (SWE FW) boots the ball out of reach of Lewis Hamilton (CRO DF).

Min  22: CRO good effort by Felipe Massa ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by DF Clayton Danvers!

Min  29: CRO good long-range shot by Kimi Raikkonen ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min  31: DriveWith TankTubeOn (CRO MF) is calmly blocked by Federico Macheda (SWE FW).

Min  33: SWE promising volley by Quentin Scott ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Weather Conditions!

Min  34: CRO excellent attempt by The RedOne ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  35: SWE promising volley by Federico Macheda ...
         ... is punted upfield by MF Jenson Button!

Min  38: SWE promising long-range shot by Sir Rheneas ...
         ... bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... Casper Ghost is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  SWE 1  -  CRO 0

Min  38: CRO starts using long ball.

Min  38: Jenson Button (CRO MF) pushes forward.

Min  38: Sebastian Vettel (CRO MF) switches to play FW.

Min  38: Kimi Raikkonen (CRO MF) pushes forward.

Min  38: DriveWith TankTubeOn (CRO MF) switches to play FW.

Min  39: CRO excellent long shot by Lewis Hamilton ...
         ... is scrambled over the bar by GK Sookie Stackhouse!

Min  40: SWE promising chance by Federico Macheda ...
         ... assistant referee Sramka judges the play to be a couple of yards offside!

Min  42: SWE win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Angua Werewolf ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Casper Ghost, whose good shot ...
         ... assistant referee Sramka judges the play to be just offside!

Min  45: CRO excellent chance by The RedOne ...
         ... is easily blocked by MF Angua Werewolf!

Min  45: SWE good header by Angua Werewolf ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Lewis Hamilton!

Min  45: Fernando Alonso (CRO DF) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Michel exchanges few words with Alonso.

Min  45: Pheeeep! Referee Michel signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  SWE 1  -  CRO 0  [ 7  -  5 ]

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Michel gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: SWE good header by Angua Werewolf ...
         ... assistant referee Fasung hastily flags the play to be offside!

Min  49: Felipe Massa (CRO DF) heads the ball away from De Laet (SWE DF).

Min  55: SWE good attempt by Casper Ghost ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Kimi Raikkonen!

Min  55: SWE excellent long-range shot by Casper Ghost ...
         ... assistant referee Fasung judges the play to be barely offside!

Min  56: SWE promising header by Quentin Scott ...
         ... assistant referee Fasung judges the play to be barely offside!

Min  58: CRO excellent long shot by Felipe Massa ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  59: Lewis Hamilton (CRO DF) trips Casper Ghost just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Michel awards SWE a direct free kick!
         ... Angua Werewolf takes the kick ...
         ... the shot just misses the right hand post!

Min  60: SWE good attempt by Quentin Scott ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  65: CRO excellent long-range shot by Lewis Hamilton ...
         ... is scrambled over the bar by GK Sookie Stackhouse!

Min  67: SWE good header by Federico Macheda ...
         ... assistant referee Fasung hastily flags the play to be offside!

Min  68: CRO excellent effort by DriveWith TankTubeOn ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... Jenson Button is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  SWE 1  -  CRO 1

Min  68: SWE good shot by Clayton Danvers ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Felipe Massa!

Min  70: Sookie Stackhouse (SWE GK) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Evgenni Waltrnik enters the field.

Min  70: Henry Fitzroy (SWE MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Sergei Voshkov enters the field.

Min  70: Sergei Voshkov (SWE MF) drops back.

Min  70: Federico Macheda (SWE FW) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Franz Joicens enters the field.

Min  74: SWE promising volley by Franz Joicens ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Weather Conditions!

Min  74: Casper Ghost (SWE MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  75: Lewis Hamilton (CRO DF) makes a foul inside the penalty box ... 
         ... referee Michel awards SWE a penalty kick!
         ... Angua Werewolf takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is parried by GK Weather Conditions!

Min  76: SWE excellent long-range shot by Sir Rheneas ...
         ... is scrambled around the post by GK Weather Conditions!

Min  76: Casper Ghost (SWE MF) is just tackled by Jenson Button (CRO MF).

Min  77: CRO excellent volley by Sebastian Vettel ...
         ... assistant referee Sramka judges the play to be just offside!

Min  77: SWE good shot by De Laet ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Fernando Alonso!

Min  79: CRO excellent long-range shot by Withdraw RuleChanges ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Quentin Scott!

Min  85: CRO good long-range shot by Fernando Alonso ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  85: SWE promising header by Quentin Scott ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  90: SWE promising volley by Dennis Quarlow ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  90: Jim Reisman (CRO MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... RateOf Mistakes enters the field.

Min  92: Pheeeep! Referee Michel blows the final whistle!


Final score:  SWE 1  -  CRO 1

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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SWE vs CRO:  1 - 1  [ 16 (1 fk  1 pk)  -  10 ]

SWE (B)
GK   Evgenni Waltrnik               (0:0 0 0 0) entered @70 
GK   Sookie Stackhouse              (-1:0 0 0 4) subbed @70 
DF   Clayton Danvers                (0:1 0 1 0)
DF   De Laet                        (0:0 0 0 0)
MF < Henry Fitzroy                  (0:0 0 1 0) subbed @70 
MF < Quentin Scott                  (0:6 0 1 0)
MF   Casper Ghost                   (0:2 1 0 0)
MF   Angua Werewolf                 (0:3 0 1 0)
MF   Michael Carrick                (0:0 0 0 0)
MF   Sir Rheneas                    (1:2 0 0 0)
MF < Sergei Voshkov                 (0:0 0 0 0) entered @70 
FW   Federico Macheda               (0:2 0 0 0) subbed @70 
FW   Dennis Quarlow                 (0:1 0 0 0)
FW   Franz Joicens                  (0:1 0 0 0) entered @70 


CRO (L)
GK   Weather Conditions             (-1:0 0 0 6)
DF   Felipe Massa                   (0:1 0 1 0)
DF   Lewis Hamilton                 (0:2 0 1 0)
DF   Fernando Alonso                (0:1 0 2 0)
MF > Jenson Button                  (0:0 1 1 0)
MF > Kimi Raikkonen                 (0:1 0 2 0)
MF   RateOf Mistakes                (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
MF > Jim Reisman                    (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @90 
FW   Sebastian Vettel               (0:2 0 0 0)
FW   DriveWith TankTubeOn           (1:2 0 0 0)
FW   Withdraw RuleChanges           (0:0 0 0 0)
FW   The RedOne                     (0:1 0 0 0)


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  CRO  GK  W. Conditions
    **  CRO  MF  D. TankTubeOn
     *  SWE  MF  S. Rheneas

Offsides:  SWE:  6      CRO:  1

