From: Timo Ojala <skidi@ee.oulu.fi>
Date: Mon, 7 Mar 2011 20:45:24 +0200 (EET)
Subject: [WEFS] WC - Playoffs #3 Champ Pool Matches

WC - Playoffs #3 Champ Pool Matches
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World Cup Final   GER - IRL
Bronze Match      CAN - CZE
5th Place Match   USA - SWE
7th Place Match   TUR - HOL

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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

World Cup Final:  Team Germany (#1 seed) (#1 in C)  vs  Irish Hangover Squad (#2 seed) (#2 in C)

160460 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 92190101

Starting lineups
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GER
Coach  Sven Dittmer, Thomas Esamie
GK   3956 Jennifer Walbank     SYD  
DF   4466 Gerd Gelugon         HEL  
DF   4292 Emma Falkner         SYD  
DF   3957 Jemima Woo           SYD   ordered to mark C. Calf
DF   4205 Willi Wyvern         HEL  
MF   4293 Brianna Pike         SYD  
MF   4376 Svetlana Skull_Druj  HEL  
MF   4546 Norbert Nether_Hound HEL  
MF   4115 Theo Time_Hound      HEL  
FW   4100 Dieter Drolem        HEL  
FW   4588 Michaela Vogel       SYD  

S1   3616 Cassandra Chamberlai SYD  
S2   4415 Cit Olsson           SYD  
S3   2819 Vanessa Vampire      HEL  
S4   3574 Britta Banshee       HEL  
S5   3842 Vincent Vrock        HEL  


IRL (B)
Coach  Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy
GK   3579 _ Cowthulhu          MOO  
SW   4258 Worthless Asset      MAD  
DF   4399 Safe Haven           MAD  
DF   4179 TeamOf Mavericks     MAD  
DF   3944 Child MOOlester      MOO  
MF   4516 Added Bonus          MAD  
MF   4211 International Treaty MAD  
FW   4615 Exact Replica        MAD  
FW ^ 4266 CONCA Calf           MOO  
FW ^ 3945 Cownal Knowledge     MOO  
FW   4197 Radical Extremist    MAD  

S1   4117 Kau-kau Time         MOO  
S2   3796 MOO Googaipan        MOO  
S3   3295 Dairy Heir           MOO  
S4   4572 Objective Fact       MAD  
S5   4087 Close Proximity      MAD  


Officials from Argentina:
	referee      Angel Sanchez
	assistant referee #1  Mario Korn
	assistant referee #2  Claudio Rossi


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Sanchez signals the kick-off!

Min   1: Jemima Woo (GER DF) positions normally.

Min   1: Theo Time_Hound (GER MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: IRL starts using long ball.

Min   1: TeamOf Mavericks (IRL DF) gets orders to mark.

Min   1: Added Bonus (IRL MF) drops back.

Min   1: International Treaty (IRL MF) drops back.

Min   1: Exact Replica (IRL FW) drops back.

Min   1: Theo Time_Hound (GER MF) is getting marked by TeamOf Mavericks.

Min   1: IRL good header by CONCA Calf ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by MF Svetlana Skull_Druj!

Min   1: Added Bonus (IRL MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min   1: Jennifer Walbank (GER GK) yells at the referee ... 
         ... referee Sanchez exchanges few words with Walbank.

Min   2: GER mediocre long-range shot by Dieter Drolem ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  GER 1  -  IRL 0

Min   4: IRL excellent long-range shot by Child MOOlester ...
         ... trickles over the line! GOAL!!!
         ... Radical Extremist is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  GER 1  -  IRL 1

Min   4: Radical Extremist (IRL FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min   9: Cownal Knowledge (IRL FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min   9: Safe Haven (IRL DF) tackles violently Norbert Nether_Hound ... 
         ... referee Sanchez shows Haven a yellow card!

Min  10: GER really difficult attempt by Willi Wyvern ...
         ... is punted upfield by MF International Treaty!

Min  14: GER difficult volley by Michaela Vogel ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  16: GER difficult shot by Emma Falkner ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by FW Exact Replica!

Min  17: IRL good volley by Child MOOlester ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Jemima Woo!

Min  19: GER really difficult long shot by Emma Falkner ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  19: IRL excellent chance by Exact Replica ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min  23: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Gerd Gelugon ...
         ... the cross finds Michaela Vogel, whose difficult chance ...
         ... is scrambled around the post by GK _ Cowthulhu!

Min  23: Brianna Pike (GER MF) yells at the referee ... 
         ... referee Sanchez shows Pike a yellow card!

Min  26: IRL excellent chance by Cownal Knowledge ...
         ... assistant referee Korn judges the play to be just offside!

Min  27: IRL good long-range shot by Safe Haven ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  27: IRL win a corner kick, which is taken by Exact Replica ...
         ... the cross finds International Treaty, whose good chance ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  30: GER mediocre effort by Svetlana Skull_Druj ...
         ... is headed clear by MF International Treaty!

Min  32: IRL excellent shot by Radical Extremist ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Emma Falkner!

Min  32: Dieter Drolem (GER FW) boots the ball out of reach of Worthless Asset (IRL SW).

Min  33: GER win a corner kick, which is taken by Gerd Gelugon ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Dieter Drolem, whose mediocre chance ...
         ... clips the bar!

Min  33: Cownal Knowledge (IRL FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  34: IRL good effort by Cownal Knowledge ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min  34: Worthless Asset (IRL SW) boots the ball out of reach of Emma Falkner (GER DF).

Min  34: Safe Haven (IRL DF) punches Svetlana Skull_Druj ... 
         ... referee Sanchez exchanges few words with Haven.

Min  35: Radical Extremist (IRL FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  36: GER difficult long-range shot by Theo Time_Hound ...
         ... is scrambled over the bar by GK _ Cowthulhu!

Min  38: GER difficult volley by Michaela Vogel ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK _ Cowthulhu!

Min  44: International Treaty (IRL MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  45: GER difficult attempt by Svetlana Skull_Druj ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Safe Haven!

Min  46: IRL good attempt by Child MOOlester ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Emma Falkner!

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Sanchez signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  GER 1  -  IRL 1  [ 7  -  6 ]

Manager Sven Dittmer, Thomas Esamie shouts orders in GER's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out DF Gerd Gelugon ...
	Gerd Gelugon goes to shower and Britta Banshee takes his place.
  DF Britta Banshee switches to play FW.

Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy shouts orders in IRL's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out GK _ Cowthulhu ...
	_ Cowthulhu goes to shower and Close Proximity takes its place.
  he wants to sub out FW Exact Replica ...
	Exact Replica goes to shower and MOO Googaipan takes his place.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Sanchez gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: GER decent chance by Michaela Vogel ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Close Proximity!

Min  46: MOO Googaipan (IRL FW) switches to play DF.

Min  47: Theo Time_Hound (GER MF) dives just outside IRL's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Sanchez waves play on.

Min  48: Michaela Vogel (GER FW) elbows Safe Haven ... 
         ... referee Sanchez shows Vogel a yellow card!

Min  54: IRL good long-range shot by Worthless Asset ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min  55: IRL promising attempt by CONCA Calf ...
         ... assistant referee Rossi judges the play to be clearly offside!

Min  57: Emma Falkner (GER DF) goes down just outside IRL's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Sanchez waves play on.

Min  58: GER really difficult header by Brianna Pike ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Child MOOlester!

Min  58: GER difficult chance by Michaela Vogel ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Close Proximity!

Min  58: GER really difficult long-range shot by Jemima Woo ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  58: IRL win an indirect free kick, which is taken by MOO Googaipan ...
         ... the cross finds International Treaty, whose good attempt ...
         ... assistant referee Rossi hastily flags the play to be offside!

Min  58: Worthless Asset (IRL SW) boots the ball out of reach of Michaela Vogel (GER FW).

Min  60: IRL promising long-range shot by Worthless Asset ...
         ... is saved with a smile by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min  63: IRL promising long shot by Safe Haven ...
         ... is parried by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min  65: GER difficult long-range shot by Willi Wyvern ...
         ... clips the bar!

Min  66: GER mediocre volley by Dieter Drolem ...
         ... is headed clear by DF TeamOf Mavericks!

Min  67: IRL promising volley by CONCA Calf ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Emma Falkner!

Min  67: IRL promising shot by Radical Extremist ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  67: IRL win an indirect free kick, which is taken by International Treaty ...
         ... the cross finds Cownal Knowledge, whose promising chance ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min  68: GER mediocre long shot by Jemima Woo ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Close Proximity!

Min  68: Willi Wyvern (GER DF) heads the ball away from Child MOOlester (IRL DF).

Min  75: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Jemima Woo ...
         ... the cross finds Svetlana Skull_Druj, whose mediocre volley ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Close Proximity!

Min  78: IRL fast break sets up Cownal Knowledge, whose decent header ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  84: GER difficult chance by Britta Banshee ...
         ... is headed clear by DF TeamOf Mavericks!

Min  85: IRL win a corner kick, which is taken by Child MOOlester ...
         ... the cross finds Radical Extremist, whose decent volley ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  85: IRL good volley by Radical Extremist ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min  85: IRL good long-range shot by MOO Googaipan ...
         ... assistant referee Rossi judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  87: GER mediocre chance by Brianna Pike ...
         ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK Close Proximity!

Min  87: IRL promising header by Cownal Knowledge ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Svetlana Skull_Druj!

Min  90: Pheeeep! Referee Sanchez signals the end of the regulation!

Score at the end of normal time:  GER 1  -  IRL 1  [ 14  -  17 ]

Min  91: Pheeeep! Referee Sanchez signals the start of the extra time!

Min  91: Child MOOlester (IRL DF) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Sanchez shows MOOlester a yellow card!

Min  93: IRL good shot by Cownal Knowledge ...
         ... assistant referee Korn judges the play to be a couple of yards offside!

Min  93: GER difficult long-range shot by Emma Falkner ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Close Proximity!

Min  94: IRL good long-range shot by Child MOOlester ...
         ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min  94: Worthless Asset (IRL SW) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 9 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min  96: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Britta Banshee ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Michaela Vogel, whose mediocre effort ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Close Proximity!

Min  96: IRL good effort by CONCA Calf ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Emma Falkner!

Min  97: Added Bonus (IRL MF) yells at the referee ... 
         ... referee Sanchez shows Bonus a yellow card!

Min  99: GER mediocre long-range shot by Dieter Drolem ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Child MOOlester!

Min 100: IRL promising volley by CONCA Calf ...
         ... assistant referee Korn judges the play to be few meters offside!

Min 104: IRL win a corner kick, which is taken by Radical Extremist ...
         ... the cross finds CONCA Calf, whose promising shot ...
         ... is saved with a gentle burp by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min 106: GER make a quick pass to Britta Banshee, whose difficult header ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Close Proximity!

Min 107: IRL decent long-range shot by International Treaty ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Jemima Woo!

Min 107: Willi Wyvern (GER DF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Sanchez awards IRL a direct free kick!
         ... CONCA Calf takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is saved easily by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min 107: Pheeeep! Referee Sanchez signals the end of the first half in extra time!

Score at the end of first period of extra time:  GER 1  -  IRL 1  [ 17  -  21 (1 fk) ]

Min 106: Pheeeep! Referee Sanchez gets the second half on the way!

Min 108: GER mediocre chance by Svetlana Skull_Druj ...
         ... is headed clear by SW Worthless Asset!

Min 110: GER difficult header by Brianna Pike ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min 110: Jennifer Walbank (GER GK) is told to sub out ...
         ... she walks off the pitch ...
         ... Vincent Vrock enters the field.

Min 111: Dieter Drolem (GER FW) is pushed aside by Child MOOlester (IRL DF).

Min 112: IRL promising effort by Radical Extremist ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Vincent Vrock!

Min 113: Jemima Woo (GER DF) makes a foul just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Sanchez awards IRL a direct free kick!
         ... CONCA Calf takes the kick ...
         ... the shot dips over the bar!

Min 114: Willi Wyvern (GER DF) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 6 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min 116: Theo Time_Hound (GER MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min 118: IRL decent header by Cownal Knowledge ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min 118: GER difficult volley by Norbert Nether_Hound ...
         ... is headed clear by DF MOO Googaipan!

Min 118: IRL good long-range shot by TeamOf Mavericks ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min 120: TeamOf Mavericks (IRL DF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Objective Fact enters the field.

Min 121: IRL good chance by MOO Googaipan ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Willi Wyvern!

Min 121: GER decent long-range shot by Jemima Woo ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min 121: Pheeeep! Referee Sanchez blows the final whistle!

Penalty kicks will decide the winner!

   **  Theo Time_Hound takes kick number 1 for GER ...
         ... which is fisted away by GK Close Proximity!
         ... penalty kick score:  GER 0  -  IRL 0

   **  CONCA Calf takes kick number 1 for IRL ...
         ... which bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... penalty kick score:  GER 0  -  IRL 1

   **  Vincent Vrock takes kick number 2 for GER ...
         ... which is punched to safety by GK Close Proximity!
         ... penalty kick score:  GER 0  -  IRL 1

   **  Objective Fact takes kick number 2 for IRL ...
         ... which bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... penalty kick score:  GER 0  -  IRL 2

   **  Brianna Pike takes kick number 3 for GER ...
         ... which bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... penalty kick score:  GER 1  -  IRL 2

   **  Cownal Knowledge takes kick number 3 for IRL ...
         ... which beats the helpless keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... penalty kick score:  GER 1  -  IRL 3

   **  Michaela Vogel takes kick number 4 for GER ...
         ... which forces the keeper to run to the toilet! GOAL!!!
         ... penalty kick score:  GER 2  -  IRL 3

   **  Child MOOlester takes kick number 4 for IRL ...
         ... which is fisted away by GK Vincent Vrock!
         ... penalty kick score:  GER 2  -  IRL 3

   **  Dieter Drolem takes kick number 5 for GER ...
         ... which just beats the keeper's fingertips! GOAL!!!
         ... penalty kick score:  GER 3  -  IRL 3

   **  Radical Extremist takes kick number 5 for IRL ...
         ... which is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... penalty kick score:  GER 3  -  IRL 4


Final score:  GER 1  -  IRL 1
Penalties:    GER 3  -  IRL 4

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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GER vs IRL:  1 - 1  [ 19  -  24 (2 fk) ]

GER
GK   Jennifer Walbank               (-1:0 0 0 10) subbed @110 
GK   Vincent Vrock                  (0:0 0 0 1) entered @110 
DF   Gerd Gelugon                   (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 
DF   Emma Falkner                   (0:2 0 4 0)
DF   Jemima Woo                     (0:3 0 2 0)
DF   Willi Wyvern                   (0:1 0 1 0)
MF   Brianna Pike                   (0:2 0 0 0) YC 
MF   Svetlana Skull_Druj            (0:1 0 2 0)
MF   Norbert Nether_Hound           (0:0 0 0 0)
MF > Theo Time_Hound                (0:1 0 0 0)
FW   Dieter Drolem                  (1:2 0 0 0)
FW   Michaela Vogel                 (0:6 0 0 0) YC 
FW   Britta Banshee                 (0:1 0 0 0) entered @45 


IRL (L)
GK   Close Proximity                (0:0 0 0 8) entered @45 
GK   _ Cowthulhu                    (-1:0 0 0 3) subbed @45 
SW   Worthless Asset                (0:2 0 1 0)
DF   Safe Haven                     (0:2 0 1 0) YC 
DF   TeamOf Mavericks               (0:1 0 2 0) subbed @120  marked T. Time_Hound
DF   Child MOOlester                (1:2 0 2 0) YC 
DF   MOO Googaipan                  (0:1 0 1 0) entered @45 
DF   Objective Fact                 (0:0 0 0 0) entered @120 
MF < Added Bonus                    (0:0 0 0 0) YC 
MF < International Treaty           (0:2 0 2 0)
FW < Exact Replica                  (0:1 0 1 0) subbed @45 
FW ^ CONCA Calf                     (0:5 0 0 0)
FW ^ Cownal Knowledge               (0:6 0 0 0)
FW   Radical Extremist              (0:4 1 0 0)


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  GER  GK  J. Walbank
    **  IRL  GK  C. Proximity
     *  GER  DF  E. Falkner

Offsides:  GER:  0      IRL:  6


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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Bronze Match:  Team Canada (#1 seed) (#2 in B)  vs  Czech Republic (#3 seed) (#1 in B)

143293 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 2802647

Starting lineups
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CAN
Coach  HocKeY JabeZ V
GK   3960 Lukasz Fabianski     VA   
SW   4020 Nemanja Vidic        WMW  
DF   4299 Wes Brown            WMW  
DF   4296 Vedran Corluka       VA   
MF < 4150 Owen Hargreaves      WMW  
MF   4149 Cesc Fabregas        VA   
MF   4130 Peter McNab          CAN  
MF   3968 Michael Carrick      WMW  
MF < 3784 Tomas Rosicky        VA   
FW   4151 Carlos Tevez         WMW  
FW   3785 Robin VanPersie      VA   

S1   3931 Doug Lidster         CAN  
S2   3807 Edwin vanderSar      WMW  
S3   4261 Don Lever            CAN  
S4   3772 Igor Larionov        CAN  
S5   4216 Carlos Vela          VA   


CZE
Coach  Eduard Habermann
GK   3866 A Naphylaxis         MRV  
SW   4471 Z Helatin            MRV  
DF   4118 M UltiFlu            MRV  
DF   4206 O Olong              MRV  
DF   3518 F InnishSprayer      MRV  
MF   4460 S EcretCrush         MRV  
MF   3581 J ApaneseXmas        MRV  
FW   4267 B Agle               MRV  
FW   4050 N OBock              MRV  
FW   3779 B UbbleBoy           MRV  
FW   4246 B Anker              MRV  

S2   4089 B Eer                MRV  
S3   3087 Lot 92               MRV  
S4   3699 O Do                 MRV  
S5   3086 Lot 66               MRV  


Officials from France:
	referee      Marc Batta
	assistant referee #1  Alain Leaute
	assistant referee #2  Jacques Mas


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Batta signals the kick-off!

Min   1: Cesc Fabregas (CAN MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Peter McNab (CAN MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: CZE starts playing opportunistic.

Min   1: F InnishSprayer (CZE DF) moves wide.

Min   1: S EcretCrush (CZE MF) drops back.

Min   1: B Agle (CZE FW) drops back.

Min   1: N OBock (CZE FW) switches to play MF and drops back.

Min   1: B UbbleBoy (CZE FW) pushes forward.

Min   1: J ApaneseXmas (CZE MF) drops back.

Min   1: B Anker (CZE FW) drops back.

Min   1: Coach Eduard Habermann (CZE) yells at DF F InnishSprayer to position normally.

Min   1: CZE difficult volley by B Agle ...
         ... hits the post!

Min   4: Cesc Fabregas (CAN MF) kicks the ball away after the whistle ... 
         ... referee Batta shows Fabregas a yellow card!

Min   5: CAN mediocre effort by Robin VanPersie ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by SW Z Helatin!

Min   6: CAN difficult long-range shot by Owen Hargreaves ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min   8: CAN decent attempt by Carlos Tevez ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min   9: CAN win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Robin VanPersie ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Michael Carrick, whose mediocre chance ...
         ... is parried by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min  15: CZE desperate shot by B UbbleBoy ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by MF Owen Hargreaves!

Min  15: Z Helatin (CZE SW) heads the ball away from Carlos Tevez (CAN FW).

Min  20: Vedran Corluka (CAN DF) tackles violently S EcretCrush ... 
         ... referee Batta shows Corluka a yellow card!

Min  20: Vedran Corluka (CAN DF) starts playing passively.

Min  22: CAN decent volley by Vedran Corluka ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by DF O Olong!

Min  22: CAN mediocre long-range shot by Wes Brown ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  22: CAN decent header by Cesc Fabregas ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min  24: CZE win a corner kick, which is taken by M UltiFlu ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Z Helatin, whose really difficult long shot ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  24: CZE really difficult long-range shot by O Olong ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  24: Wes Brown (CAN DF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Batta awards CZE a direct free kick!
         ... N OBock takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is saved acrobatically by GK Lukasz Fabianski!

Min  25: Tomas Rosicky (CAN MF) is nudged away by M UltiFlu (CZE DF).

Min  27: CAN decent header by Cesc Fabregas ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min  30: Manager Eduard Habermann (CZE) orders his team to play rough.

Min  31: CZE difficult header by B UbbleBoy ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Vedran Corluka!

Min  34: CZE really difficult long-range shot by B Agle ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min  39: CAN mediocre header by Carlos Tevez ...
         ... is headed clear by DF M UltiFlu!

Min  40: CZE really difficult long shot by Z Helatin ...
         ... hits the post!

Min  43: CAN mediocre volley by Peter McNab ...
         ... assistant referee Mas judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  45: B Agle (CZE FW) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 5 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min  45: Tomas Rosicky (CAN MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Igor Larionov enters the field.

Min  45: Igor Larionov (CAN MF) pushes forward.

Min  47: O Olong (CZE DF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Batta awards CAN a direct free kick!
         ... Robin VanPersie takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is saved acrobatically by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min  47: Pheeeep! Referee Batta signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  CAN 0  -  CZE 0  [ 7 (1 fk)  -  5 (1 fk) ]

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Batta gets the second half on the way!

Min  47: CZE really difficult header by J ApaneseXmas ...
         ... is calmly cleared by DF Wes Brown!

Min  49: CAN decent header by Peter McNab ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF O Olong!

Min  50: CZE difficult volley by B Anker ...
         ... is easily blocked by SW Nemanja Vidic!

Min  51: CZE win a corner kick, which is taken by N OBock ...
         ... the cross is deflected to B UbbleBoy, whose really difficult effort ...
         ... is fisted away by GK Lukasz Fabianski!

Min  51: CAN mediocre long-range shot by Wes Brown ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  52: Igor Larionov (CAN MF) is clumsily tackled by Z Helatin (CZE SW).

Min  53: CZE difficult volley by B UbbleBoy ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Lukasz Fabianski!

Min  53: B Anker (CZE FW) trips Nemanja Vidic just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Batta awards CAN a direct free kick!
         ... Robin VanPersie takes the kick ...
         ... the shot slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  CAN 1  -  CZE 0

Min  54: CAN mediocre volley by Robin VanPersie ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF O Olong!

Min  56: M UltiFlu (CZE DF) tackles violently Igor Larionov ... 
         ... referee Batta surprises everybody by waving the play on.

Min  56: CZE discards their tactics.

Min  56: M UltiFlu (CZE DF) pushes forward.

Min  56: N OBock (CZE MF) switches to play FW.

Min  57: CAN promising attempt by Cesc Fabregas ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  CAN 2  -  CZE 0

Min  57: CAN starts playing opportunistic.

Min  57: Cesc Fabregas (CAN MF) positions normally.

Min  57: Peter McNab (CAN MF) positions normally.

Min  57: Michael Carrick (CAN MF) drops back.

Min  57: Carlos Tevez (CAN FW) drops back.

Min  57: Manager Eduard Habermann (CZE) orders his team to play normally.

Min  60: Lukasz Fabianski (CAN GK) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Edwin vanderSar enters the field.

Min  65: F InnishSprayer (CZE DF) dives just outside CAN's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Batta waves play on.

Min  65: Vedran Corluka (CAN DF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Doug Lidster enters the field.

Min  67: CAN mediocre attempt by Igor Larionov ...
         ... hits the post!

Min  68: B Agle (CZE FW) boots the ball out of reach of Owen Hargreaves (CAN MF).

Min  70: N OBock (CZE FW) positions normally.

Min  73: CZE mediocre long-range shot by B Anker ...
         ... is well wide!

Min  74: CAN decent effort by Cesc Fabregas ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF O Olong!

Min  75: CAN decent long-range shot by Doug Lidster ...
         ... is smothered by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min  76: CZE difficult attempt by N OBock ...
         ... is saved with a deep sigh by GK Edwin vanderSar!

Min  77: CAN difficult chance by Igor Larionov ...
         ... is deflected onto the bar by DF F InnishSprayer!

Min  80: CAN decent chance by Carlos Tevez ...
         ... is smothered by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min  81: CZE really difficult header by N OBock ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Doug Lidster!

Min  82: CZE win a corner kick, which is taken by O Olong ...
         ... the cross finds M UltiFlu, whose mediocre long shot ...
         ... hits the post!

Min  82: J ApaneseXmas (CZE MF) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Batta surprises everybody by waving the play on.

Min  86: N OBock (CZE FW) tackles violently Cesc Fabregas ... 
         ... referee Batta surprises everybody by waving the play on.

Min  87: CAN mediocre long-range shot by Owen Hargreaves ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  88: Cesc Fabregas (CAN MF) is pushed aside by N OBock (CZE FW).

Min  89: CAN mediocre effort by Igor Larionov ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  90: CZE difficult shot by B Agle ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Michael Carrick!

Min  90: CZE win a corner kick, which is taken by O Olong ...
         ... the cross is deflected to N OBock, whose mediocre attempt ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Edwin vanderSar!

Min  90: O Olong (CZE DF) is nudged away by Nemanja Vidic (CAN SW).

Min  91: Pheeeep! Referee Batta blows the final whistle!


Final score:  CAN 2  -  CZE 0

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
------------------------------------------

CAN vs CZE:  2 - 0  [ 14 (2 fk)  -  11 (1 fk) ]

CAN (O)
GK   Lukasz Fabianski               (0:0 0 0 3) subbed @60 
GK   Edwin vanderSar                (0:0 0 0 2) entered @60 
SW   Nemanja Vidic                  (0:0 0 1 0)
DF   Wes Brown                      (0:2 0 1 0)
DF   Vedran Corluka                 (0:0 0 1 0) subbed @65  YC 
DF   Doug Lidster                   (0:1 0 1 0) entered @65 
MF < Owen Hargreaves                (0:2 0 1 0)
MF   Cesc Fabregas                  (1:3 0 0 0) YC 
MF   Peter McNab                    (0:1 0 0 0)
MF < Michael Carrick                (0:1 0 1 0)
MF < Tomas Rosicky                  (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 
MF > Igor Larionov                  (0:2 0 0 0) entered @45 
FW < Carlos Tevez                   (0:2 0 0 0)
FW   Robin VanPersie                (1:2 0 0 0)


CZE
GK   A Naphylaxis                   (-2:0 0 0 6)
SW   Z Helatin                      (0:2 0 1 0)
DF > M UltiFlu                      (0:1 0 1 0)
DF   O Olong                        (0:1 0 4 0)
DF   F InnishSprayer                (0:0 0 1 0)
MF < S EcretCrush                   (0:0 0 0 0)
MF < J ApaneseXmas                  (0:0 0 0 0)
FW < B Agle                         (0:2 0 0 0)
FW   N OBock                        (0:3 0 0 0)
FW > B UbbleBoy                     (0:2 0 0 0)
FW < B Anker                        (0:1 0 0 0)


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  CZE  DF  O. Olong
    **  CAN  GK  L. Fabianski
     *  CAN  FW  R. VanPersie

Offsides:  CAN:  1      CZE:  0


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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

5th Place Match:  Team USA (#1 seed) (#1 in A)  vs  Sverige (#2 seed) (#2 in A)

106118 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 117646

Starting lineups
----------------

USA (O)
Coach  Six guys named Moe
GK   4124 Cheesebur Paradise   PDX  
DF   3964 Rob Balls            WAC  
DF   4095 Tatung Boy           PDX  
DF   4106 Hardy Tack           WAC  
MF   4144 Commuter Parking     RDR  
MF   4125 Brown_LA Haze        PDX  
MF   3962 Lou Gehrig           VER  
MF   3805 Jimmy Thach          VER  
FW   4141 Pretty Ryssa         MMO  
FW   3965 Ron Wild             WAC  
FW   3798 Andrew Goal          PDX  

S1   3951 FormSingle Lane      RDR  
S2   4287 Big BadBill          MMO  
S3   4126 Emma Star            WAC  
S4   3997 Elder MourningMist   MMO  


SWE (O)
Coach  Chanro Bocagu
GK   4114 Sookie Stackhouse    FSC  
DF   4280 Clayton Danvers      FSC  
DF   4380 De Laet              NH   
MF < 4113 Quentin Scott        FCB  
MF > 3937 Casper Ghost         FSC  
MF > 3938 Angua Werewolf       FSC  
MF > 3794 Michael Carrick      NH   
MF > 3776 Sir Rheneas          FSC  
MF < 3607 Sergei Voshkov       FSC  
FW   3935 Werner Nilemau       FCB  
FW   3934 Dennis Quarlow       FCB  

S1   4112 Vuk Gaskovic         FCB  
S2   4281 Henry Fitzroy        FSC  
S3   4522 Federico Macheda     NH   
S4   4432 Franz Joicens        FCB  
S5   4278 Evgenni Waltrnik     FCB  


Officials from Portugal:
	referee      Joao Pinto
	assistant referee #1  Joao Almeida
	assistant referee #2  Joaquim Fonseca


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Pinto signals the kick-off!

Min   1: Lou Gehrig (USA MF) drops back.

Min   1: Jimmy Thach (USA MF) drops back.

Min   2: Hardy Tack (USA DF) kicks the ball away after the whistle ... 
         ... referee Pinto shows Tack a yellow card!

Min   2: Hardy Tack (USA DF) starts playing passively.

Min   5: USA decent long-range shot by Rob Balls ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min   5: Cheesebur Paradise (USA GK) elbows Quentin Scott ... 
         ... referee Pinto shows Paradise a yellow card!

Min   5: Cheesebur Paradise (USA GK) starts playing passively.

Min   7: SWE win a corner kick, which is taken by Angua Werewolf ...
         ... the cross finds Sir Rheneas, whose mediocre header ...
         ... is fisted away by GK Cheesebur Paradise!

Min   9: USA mediocre shot by Commuter Parking ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min   9: USA decent effort by Ron Wild ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Clayton Danvers!

Min  11: SWE mediocre long-range shot by Dennis Quarlow ...
         ... goes through the keeper's legs! GOAL!!!
         ... Angua Werewolf is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  USA 0  -  SWE 1

Min  11: Casper Ghost (SWE MF) drops back.

Min  11: Angua Werewolf (SWE MF) drops back.

Min  11: Sir Rheneas (SWE MF) drops back.

Min  11: Werner Nilemau (SWE FW) drops back.

Min  11: Dennis Quarlow (SWE FW) drops back.

Min  13: Pretty Ryssa (USA FW) punches Werner Nilemau ... 
         ... referee Pinto shows Ryssa a yellow card!

Min  13: Pretty Ryssa (USA FW) starts playing passively.

Min  15: SWE desperate effort by Sir Rheneas ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Rob Balls!

Min  16: Werner Nilemau (SWE FW) makes a foul just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Pinto awards USA a direct free kick!
         ... Brown_LA Haze takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is punched to safety by GK Sookie Stackhouse!

Min  20: SWE really difficult header by Casper Ghost ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Tatung Boy!

Min  20: USA difficult long-range shot by Rob Balls ...
         ... is punted upfield by MF Quentin Scott!

Min  20: Rob Balls (USA DF) is nudged away by De Laet (SWE DF).

Min  21: SWE hopeless long shot by De Laet ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Cheesebur Paradise!

Min  22: USA really difficult long-range shot by Andrew Goal ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Sookie Stackhouse!

Min  23: Brown_LA Haze (USA MF) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 9 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min  25: USA difficult shot by Brown_LA Haze ...
         ... is turned onto the bar by GK Sookie Stackhouse!

Min  25: Michael Carrick (SWE MF) yells at the referee ... 
         ... referee Pinto exchanges few words with Carrick.

Min  29: Angua Werewolf (SWE MF) steals the ball from Tatung Boy (USA DF).

Min  40: SWE desperate effort by Angua Werewolf ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Cheesebur Paradise!

Min  43: Sir Rheneas (SWE MF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Pinto awards USA a direct free kick!
         ... Brown_LA Haze takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is saved acrobatically by GK Sookie Stackhouse!

Min  45: USA really difficult long-range shot by Andrew Goal ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by MF Sir Rheneas!

Min  45: SWE desperate long-range shot by Clayton Danvers ...
         ... is well wide!

Min  46: SWE really difficult long-range shot by Dennis Quarlow ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by MF Commuter Parking!

Min  48: Pheeeep! Referee Pinto signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  USA 0  -  SWE 1  [ 4 (2 fk)  -  5 ]

Manager Chanro Bocagu shouts orders in SWE's locker room ...
  MF Michael Carrick drops back.
  he wants to sub out MF Sergei Voshkov ...
	Sergei Voshkov goes to shower and Henry Fitzroy takes his place.
  he wants to sub out FW Werner Nilemau ...
	Werner Nilemau goes to shower and Federico Macheda takes his place.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Pinto gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: USA really difficult volley by Ron Wild ...
         ... beats the helpless keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... Tatung Boy is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  USA 1  -  SWE 1

Min  46: Federico Macheda (SWE FW) is nudged away by Hardy Tack (USA DF).

Min  46: Tatung Boy (USA DF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Big BadBill enters the field.

Min  46: Jimmy Thach (USA MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Emma Star enters the field.

Min  46: Henry Fitzroy (SWE MF) drops back.

Min  46: Casper Ghost (SWE MF) pushes forward.

Min  46: Angua Werewolf (SWE MF) pushes forward.

Min  46: Michael Carrick (SWE MF) pushes forward.

Min  46: Sir Rheneas (SWE MF) pushes forward.

Min  46: Dennis Quarlow (SWE FW) positions normally.

Min  49: USA decent effort by Andrew Goal ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Clayton Danvers!

Min  49: Rob Balls (USA DF) is pushed aside by Angua Werewolf (SWE MF).

Min  50: USA decent long-range shot by Hardy Tack ...
         ... is parried by GK Sookie Stackhouse!

Min  50: SWE mediocre long-range shot by Michael Carrick ...
         ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  USA 1  -  SWE 2

Min  50: Casper Ghost (SWE MF) drops back.

Min  50: Angua Werewolf (SWE MF) drops back.

Min  50: Michael Carrick (SWE MF) drops back.

Min  50: Sir Rheneas (SWE MF) drops back.

Min  50: Federico Macheda (SWE FW) drops back.

Min  50: Dennis Quarlow (SWE FW) drops back.

Min  56: SWE difficult header by Federico Macheda ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Big BadBill!

Min  59: USA win a corner kick, which is taken by Brown_LA Haze ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Ron Wild, whose really difficult attempt ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min  61: USA begins pressing forward.

Min  61: Lou Gehrig (USA MF) positions normally.

Min  62: Lou Gehrig (USA MF) yells at the referee ... 
         ... referee Pinto shows Gehrig a yellow card!

Min  63: SWE promising shot by Angua Werewolf ...
         ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!!
         ... Michael Carrick is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  USA 1  -  SWE 3

Min  63: Emma Star (USA MF) goes rough.

Min  63: Ron Wild (USA FW) goes rough.

Min  63: Clayton Danvers (SWE DF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Vuk Gaskovic enters the field.

Min  66: Ron Wild (USA FW) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 7 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min  68: USA decent effort by Commuter Parking ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  70: SWE adopts stalling tactic.

Min  71: USA mediocre chance by Emma Star ...
         ... is punted upfield by MF Sir Rheneas!

Min  72: SWE mediocre attempt by Dennis Quarlow ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by DF Big BadBill!

Min  72: Brown_LA Haze (USA MF) punches Vuk Gaskovic ... 
         ... referee Pinto shows Haze a yellow card!

Min  72: Michael Carrick (SWE MF) punches Ron Wild ... 
         ... referee Pinto shows Carrick a yellow card!

Min  72: Brown_LA Haze (USA MF) starts playing passively.

Min  76: Commuter Parking (USA MF) goes rough.

Min  80: USA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Brown_LA Haze ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Ron Wild, whose promising effort ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Sookie Stackhouse!

Min  80: SWE mediocre attempt by Federico Macheda ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  80: USA mediocre long-range shot by Commuter Parking ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  82: USA promising volley by Brown_LA Haze ...
         ... assistant referee Almeida judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  83: Brown_LA Haze (USA MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  85: Ron Wild (USA FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  86: USA mediocre volley by Ron Wild ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Vuk Gaskovic!

Min  86: Emma Star (USA MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  94: Pheeeep! Referee Pinto blows the final whistle!


Final score:  USA 1  -  SWE 3

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
------------------------------------------

USA vs SWE:  1 - 3  [ 11 (2 fk)  -  8 ]

USA (P)
GK   Cheesebur Paradise             (-3:0 0 0 3) YC 
DF   Big BadBill                    (0:0 0 2 0) entered @46 
DF   Rob Balls                      (0:1 0 1 0)
DF   Tatung Boy                     (0:0 1 1 0) subbed @46 
DF   Hardy Tack                     (0:1 0 0 0) YC 
MF   Emma Star                      (0:0 0 0 0) entered @46 
MF   Commuter Parking               (0:3 0 1 0)
MF   Brown_LA Haze                  (0:4 0 0 0) YC 
MF   Lou Gehrig                     (0:0 0 0 0) YC 
MF < Jimmy Thach                    (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @46 
FW   Pretty Ryssa                   (0:0 0 0 0) YC 
FW   Ron Wild                       (1:3 0 0 0)
FW   Andrew Goal                    (0:1 0 0 0)


SWE (S)
GK   Sookie Stackhouse              (-1:0 0 0 6)
DF   Clayton Danvers                (0:1 0 2 0) subbed @63 
DF   De Laet                        (0:1 0 0 0)
DF   Vuk Gaskovic                   (0:0 0 1 0) entered @63 
MF < Henry Fitzroy                  (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 
MF < Quentin Scott                  (0:0 0 1 0)
MF < Casper Ghost                   (0:0 0 0 0)
MF < Angua Werewolf                 (1:2 1 0 0)
MF < Michael Carrick                (1:1 1 0 0) YC 
MF < Sir Rheneas                    (0:1 0 2 0)
MF < Sergei Voshkov                 (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 
FW < Federico Macheda               (0:1 0 0 0) entered @45 
FW < Werner Nilemau                 (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 
FW < Dennis Quarlow                 (1:1 0 0 0)


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  SWE  MF  A. Werewolf
    **  SWE  GK  S. Stackhouse
     *  SWE  MF  M. Carrick

Offsides:  USA:  1      SWE:  0


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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

7th Place Match:  Turkey (#3 seed) (#2 in D)  vs  Netherlands (#2 seed) (#1 in D)

105967 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 567

Starting lineups
----------------

TUR (B)
Coach  Henri Farhi
GK   4274 Commander Data       BGS  
SW   3788 _ Marsupilami        BGS  
DF   3929 _ Farley             BGS  
DF   3789 Lucky Luke           BGS   ordered to mark V. IoQuinto
MF < 4029 Sargeant Schlock     BGS  
MF ^ 4482 Marten Reed          BGS  
MF < 4535 Davan MacIntire      BGS  
MF < 4275 _ Varsuvius          BGS  
MF ^ 3930 _ Spirou             BGS  
FW < 4429 Mike Doonsberry      BGS  
FW < 4129 _. Opus              BGS  

S1   3860 Professor Calculus   BGS  
S2   3598 _. Asterix           BGS  
S3   3599 _. Obelix            BGS  
S5   3285 Caroline Car         BGS  


HOL (O)
Coach  P&M
GK   4137 Cerebral Palsy       MAM  
SW   4224 Franco BariSi        IFE  
DF   4135 Alma MaterPazzia     IFE  
DF   3939 Pietro VieriChowod   IFE  
DF   4024 Rigor Mortis         MAM  
MF   4467 Guastare GatverTuso  IFE  
MF   4173 Dengue Fever         MAM  
MF   3940 Angelo NiLivio       IFE  
FW   4136 Vincenzo IoQuinto    IFE  
FW   4449 Plasmodium Knowlesi  MAM  
FW   3793 Bubonic Plague       MAM  

S1   3792 H5 N1                MAM  
S2   4026 Cadaveric Spasm      MAM  
S3   4285 Meningo Coccus       MAM  
S4   4263 M_A OrecchioCuore    IFE  


Officials from Spain:
	referee      Manuel Diaz-Vega
	assistant referee #1  Antonio Cardos
	assistant referee #2  Carlos Martin


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Diaz-Vega signals the kick-off!

Min   1: Guastare GatverTuso (HOL MF) drops back.

Min   1: Dengue Fever (HOL MF) drops back.

Min   1: Vincenzo IoQuinto (HOL FW) is getting marked by Lucky Luke.

Min   1: Commander Data (TUR GK) trips Plasmodium Knowlesi inside the penalty box ... 
         ... referee Diaz-Vega surprises the crowd by ignoring the foul.

Min   4: Angelo NiLivio (HOL MF) elbows _ Marsupilami ... 
         ... referee Diaz-Vega surprises everybody by waving the play on.

Min   6: Davan MacIntire (TUR MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min   9: Lucky Luke (TUR DF) is calmly blocked by Rigor Mortis (HOL DF).

Min  10: HOL decent effort by Bubonic Plague ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Commander Data!

Min  12: TUR difficult effort by Mike Doonsberry ...
         ... is calmly cleared by DF Pietro VieriChowod!

Min  14: Plasmodium Knowlesi (HOL FW) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as pulled muscle ...
         ... Plasmodium Knowlesi is helped out of the pitch ...
         ... recovery of 2 weeks is expected.

Min  14: Meningo Coccus enters the field as FW for HOL.

Min  17: TUR mediocre long-range shot by Mike Doonsberry ...
         ... is calmly cleared by DF Rigor Mortis!

Min  19: TUR difficult long-range shot by Lucky Luke ...
         ... is fisted away by GK Cerebral Palsy!

Min  19: HOL promising volley by Alma MaterPazzia ...
         ... is punted upfield by SW _ Marsupilami!

Min  21: Marten Reed (TUR MF) kicks the ball away after the whistle ... 
         ... referee Diaz-Vega shows Reed a yellow card!

Min  23: HOL mediocre long-range shot by Alma MaterPazzia ...
         ... is smothered by GK Commander Data!

Min  24: TUR mediocre long-range shot by _ Varsuvius ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  25: HOL mediocre long-range shot by Alma MaterPazzia ...
         ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  TUR 0  -  HOL 1

Min  25: HOL decent volley by Vincenzo IoQuinto ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by MF Sargeant Schlock!

Min  27: Cerebral Palsy (HOL GK) elbows Mike Doonsberry ... 
         ... referee Diaz-Vega shows Palsy a yellow card!

Min  30: HOL decent chance by Guastare GatverTuso ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  30: Meningo Coccus (HOL FW) steals the ball from Sargeant Schlock (TUR MF).

Min  33: TUR really difficult shot by _ Spirou ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by SW Franco BariSi!

Min  35: TUR mediocre attempt by _. Opus ...
         ... is saved with a gentle burp by GK Cerebral Palsy!

Min  40: TUR mediocre chance by Mike Doonsberry ...
         ... is turned onto the bar by GK Cerebral Palsy!

Min  41: HOL promising long shot by Franco BariSi ...
         ... is saved with a smile by GK Commander Data!

Min  41: Sargeant Schlock (TUR MF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Diaz-Vega awards HOL a direct free kick!
         ... Vincenzo IoQuinto takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is held comfortably by GK Commander Data!

Min  42: HOL decent long-range shot by Vincenzo IoQuinto ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by MF Marten Reed!

Min  47: Pheeeep! Referee Diaz-Vega signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  TUR 0  -  HOL 1  [ 4  -  5 (1 fk) ]

Manager Henri Farhi shouts orders in TUR's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out FW Mike Doonsberry ...
	Mike Doonsberry goes to shower and _. Obelix takes his place.
  FW _. Obelix drops back.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Diaz-Vega gets the second half on the way!

Min  48: _ Spirou (TUR MF) punches Alma MaterPazzia ... 
         ... referee Diaz-Vega shows Spirou a yellow card!

Min  48: _ Spirou (TUR MF) plays normally.

Min  50: TUR win an indirect free kick, which is taken by _ Marsupilami ...
         ... the cross finds Sargeant Schlock, whose mediocre header ...
         ... assistant referee Cardos judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  50: Commander Data (TUR GK) cynically brings down Franco BariSi ... 
         ... referee Diaz-Vega shows Data a red card!

Min  50: Davan MacIntire (TUR MF) switches to play GK.

Min  50: Davan MacIntire (TUR GK) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Caroline Car enters the field.

Min  53: TUR difficult long-range shot by _ Farley ...
         ... is saved with a smile by GK Cerebral Palsy!

Min  54: HOL mediocre volley by Guastare GatverTuso ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  55: TUR difficult effort by _. Opus ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by SW Franco BariSi!

Min  57: _ Marsupilami (TUR SW) elbows Dengue Fever ... 
         ... referee Diaz-Vega shows Marsupilami a yellow card!

Min  59: TUR difficult effort by Marten Reed ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  60: TUR difficult attempt by Marten Reed ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Guastare GatverTuso!

Min  60: Caroline Car (TUR GK) trips Dengue Fever just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Diaz-Vega surprises the crowd by ignoring the foul.

Min  61: HOL promising long-range shot by Franco BariSi ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Caroline Car!

Min  61: Angelo NiLivio (HOL MF) switches to play DF.

Min  61: Meningo Coccus (HOL FW) drops back.

Min  61: Bubonic Plague (HOL FW) drops back.

Min  63: _ Marsupilami (TUR SW) steals the ball from Guastare GatverTuso (HOL MF).

Min  68: HOL mediocre effort by Dengue Fever ...
         ... is headed clear by SW _ Marsupilami!

Min  72: Rigor Mortis (HOL DF) steals the ball from _ Marsupilami (TUR SW).

Min  74: HOL mediocre long-range shot by Vincenzo IoQuinto ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Lucky Luke!

Min  76: TUR desperate effort by _. Opus ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Angelo NiLivio!

Min  76: HOL mediocre chance by Vincenzo IoQuinto ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Caroline Car!

Min  76: TUR begins pressing forward.

Min  76: _ Farley (TUR DF) pushes forward.

Min  76: Lucky Luke (TUR DF) positions normally.

Min  76: Sargeant Schlock (TUR MF) positions normally.

Min  76: _. Opus (TUR FW) positions normally.

Min  76: _. Obelix (TUR FW) positions normally.

Min  77: Lucky Luke (TUR) is no longer marking Vincenzo IoQuinto.

Min  81: HOL promising header by Vincenzo IoQuinto ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Caroline Car!

Min  83: TUR mediocre long-range shot by _ Farley ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  85: TUR difficult attempt by Marten Reed ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  88: Sargeant Schlock (TUR MF) is pushed aside by Guastare GatverTuso (HOL MF).

Min  89: HOL promising long shot by Franco BariSi ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  92: Pheeeep! Referee Diaz-Vega blows the final whistle!


Final score:  TUR 0  -  HOL 1

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
------------------------------------------

TUR vs HOL:  0 - 1  [ 9  -  10 (1 fk) ]

TUR (P)
GK   Commander Data                 (-1:0 0 0 4) RC50 
GK   Caroline Car                   (0:0 0 0 3) entered @50 
GK < Davan MacIntire                (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @50 
SW   _ Marsupilami                  (0:0 0 2 0) YC 
DF > _ Farley                       (0:2 0 0 0)
DF   Lucky Luke                     (0:1 0 1 0) marked V. IoQuinto
MF   Sargeant Schlock               (0:1 0 1 0)
MF ^ Marten Reed                    (0:2 0 1 0) YC 
MF < _ Varsuvius                    (0:1 0 0 0)
MF ^ _ Spirou                       (0:0 0 0 0) YC 
FW < Mike Doonsberry                (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @45 
FW   _. Opus                        (0:1 0 0 0)
FW   _. Obelix                      (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 


HOL (O)
GK   Cerebral Palsy                 (0:0 0 0 4) YC 
SW   Franco BariSi                  (0:3 0 2 0)
DF   Alma MaterPazzia               (1:2 0 0 0)
DF   Pietro VieriChowod             (0:0 0 1 0)
DF   Rigor Mortis                   (0:0 0 1 0)
DF   Angelo NiLivio                 (0:0 0 1 0)
MF < Guastare GatverTuso            (0:2 0 1 0)
MF < Dengue Fever                   (0:0 0 0 0)
FW < Meningo Coccus                 (0:0 0 0 0) entered @14 
FW   Vincenzo IoQuinto              (0:3 0 0 0)
FW   Plasmodium Knowlesi            (0:0 0 0 0) inj @14 pulled muscle
FW < Bubonic Plague                 (0:1 0 0 0)


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  HOL  DF  A. MaterPazzia
    **  HOL  GK  C. Palsy
     *  HOL  SW  F. BariSi

Offsides:  TUR:  1      HOL:  0

