Date: Mon, 11 May 2009 22:10:13 +0300 (EEST)

WC - Playoffs #1 Middle Pool Matches
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1  CAN - HOL
2  IRL - ITA
3  FRA - CRO
4  USA - DEN

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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Playoffs #1:  Team Canada (#1 seed) (#3 in A)  vs  Nederland (#3 seed) (#4 in B)

81855 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 19710567

Starting lineups
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CAN
Coach  Jason Yip, Victor Hui and Zeus Kerravala
GK   3807 Edwin vanderSar      WMW  
SW   4020 Nemanja Vidic        WMW  
DF   3854 William Gallas       VA   
DF   3592 Gabriel Heinze       WMW  
DF   3617 Philippe Senderos    VA   
MF   3260 Barry Wilkins        CAN  
MF   3784 Tomas Rosicky        VA   
MF   3772 Igor Larionov        CAN  
MF   3593 Cristiano Ronaldo    WMW  
FW   3808 Louis Saha           WMW  
FW   3600 Pavel Bure           CAN  

S1   3931 Doug Lidster         CAN  
S2   3771 Jay Mazur            CAN  
S3   3303 Robert Pires         VA   
S4   3968 Michael Carrick      WMW  
S5   3259 Dunc Wilson          CAN  


HOL
Coach  Bert en Ernie
GK   3663 GiantPiero Combi     IFE  
SW   3726 Bird Flu             MAM  
DF   3939 Pietro VieriChowod   IFE  
DF   3792 H5 N1                MAM  
DF   3672 Hardened Arteries    MAM  
MF   3940 Angelo NiLivio       IFE  
MF   3899 Vibrio Vulnificus    MAM  
MF   3267 Vicenzo Montzerella  IFE  
FW   3793 Bubonic Plague       MAM  
FW   3791 _ LucaToniTelli      IFE  
FW   3610 Giga RivaRocci       IFE  

S1   3065 JonDamian Tomasisson IFE  
S2   4135 Alma MaterPazzia     IFE  
S3   3451 HIV Positive         MAM  


Officials from Scotland:
	referee      Leslie Mottram
	assistant referee #1  Kevin Bisset
	assistant referee #2  Robert Orr


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Mottram signals the kick-off!

Min   1: Tomas Rosicky (CAN MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Cristiano Ronaldo (CAN MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Angelo NiLivio (HOL MF) switches to play DF.

Min   1: Vibrio Vulnificus (HOL MF) drops back.

Min   1: Bubonic Plague (HOL FW) drops back.

Min   1: HOL mediocre long-range shot by Bubonic Plague ...
         ... is parried by GK Edwin vanderSar!

Min   4: HOL difficult chance by Bubonic Plague ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Edwin vanderSar!

Min   6: CAN mediocre shot by Pavel Bure ...
         ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK GiantPiero Combi!

Min  11: CAN mediocre long-range shot by Louis Saha ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Angelo NiLivio!

Min  14: HOL mediocre volley by Bubonic Plague ...
         ... is punted upfield by SW Nemanja Vidic!

Min  15: CAN mediocre long-range shot by Igor Larionov ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  18: Barry Wilkins (CAN MF) heads the ball away from _ LucaToniTelli (HOL FW).

Min  20: CAN win a corner kick, which is taken by Philippe Senderos ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Cristiano Ronaldo, whose difficult volley ...
         ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  CAN 1  -  HOL 0

Min  20: Pietro VieriChowod (HOL DF) is nudged away by Nemanja Vidic (CAN SW).

Min  22: Philippe Senderos (CAN DF) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Mottram shows Senderos a yellow card!

Min  23: CAN mediocre volley by Gabriel Heinze ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF H5 N1!

Min  24: CAN difficult attempt by Tomas Rosicky ...
         ... is saved with a confident wink by GK GiantPiero Combi!

Min  24: HOL difficult effort by Giga RivaRocci ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Gabriel Heinze!

Min  29: CAN difficult attempt by Cristiano Ronaldo ...
         ... is turned onto the bar by GK GiantPiero Combi!

Min  30: Cristiano Ronaldo (CAN MF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Mottram awards HOL a direct free kick!
         ... Giga RivaRocci takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is smothered by GK Edwin vanderSar!

Min  31: HOL mediocre long shot by H5 N1 ...
         ... is well wide!

Min  31: Angelo NiLivio (HOL DF) switches to play MF.

Min  31: Bubonic Plague (HOL FW) positions normally.

Min  32: CAN promising long-range shot by Nemanja Vidic ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  33: CAN decent attempt by Philippe Senderos ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Hardened Arteries!

Min  36: Louis Saha (CAN FW) steals the ball from Bubonic Plague (HOL FW).

Min  37: HOL mediocre header by Vicenzo Montzerella ...
         ... is punted upfield by SW Nemanja Vidic!

Min  38: HOL promising long-range shot by Giga RivaRocci ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  40: HOL mediocre header by Angelo NiLivio ...
         ... slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!!
         ... Vibrio Vulnificus is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  CAN 1  -  HOL 1

Min  40: Angelo NiLivio (HOL MF) switches to play DF.

Min  40: Bubonic Plague (HOL FW) drops back.

Min  42: CAN difficult header by Louis Saha ...
         ... is punted upfield by MF Vicenzo Montzerella!

Min  45: Pheeeep! Referee Mottram signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  CAN 1  -  HOL 1  [ 6  -  5 (1 fk) ]

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Mottram gets the second half on the way!

Min  48: HOL difficult volley by H5 N1 ...
         ... is headed clear by SW Nemanja Vidic!

Min  49: HOL mediocre long-range shot by Angelo NiLivio ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  50: CAN difficult volley by Louis Saha ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK GiantPiero Combi!

Min  54: CAN difficult long-range shot by Barry Wilkins ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  55: CAN difficult effort by Louis Saha ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF H5 N1!

Min  57: Bird Flu (HOL SW) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Mottram awards CAN a direct free kick!
         ... Cristiano Ronaldo takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is held comfortably by GK GiantPiero Combi!

Min  58: HOL win a corner kick, which is taken by Vibrio Vulnificus ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Giga RivaRocci, whose difficult effort ...
         ... goes in off the post! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  CAN 1  -  HOL 2

Min  58: HOL starts playing opportunistic.

Min  59: HOL difficult volley by _ LucaToniTelli ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by SW Nemanja Vidic!

Min  61: Vicenzo Montzerella (HOL MF) drops back.

Min  61: _ LucaToniTelli (HOL FW) drops back.

Min  61: Giga RivaRocci (HOL FW) drops back.

Min  62: HOL really difficult header by Giga RivaRocci ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  65: CAN really difficult attempt by Tomas Rosicky ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK GiantPiero Combi!

Min  70: HOL difficult volley by Giga RivaRocci ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Edwin vanderSar!

Min  70: CAN adopts ball controlling tactic.

Min  70: Tomas Rosicky (CAN MF) positions normally.

Min  70: Cristiano Ronaldo (CAN MF) positions normally.

Min  74: CAN really difficult long-range shot by Igor Larionov ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK GiantPiero Combi!

Min  75: CAN difficult chance by Tomas Rosicky ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Pietro VieriChowod!

Min  75: _ LucaToniTelli (HOL FW) is just tackled by William Gallas (CAN DF).

Min  75: William Gallas (CAN DF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Robert Pires enters the field.

Min  75: Robert Pires (CAN DF) switches to play MF.

Min  80: CAN begins pressing forward.

Min  80: Philippe Senderos (CAN DF) pushes forward.

Min  80: Barry Wilkins (CAN MF) drops back.

Min  80: Tomas Rosicky (CAN MF) drops back.

Min  80: Vibrio Vulnificus (HOL MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... JonDamian Tomasisson enters the field.

Min  80: JonDamian Tomasisson (HOL MF) drops back.

Min  83: HOL good shot by Giga RivaRocci ...
         ... is parried by GK Edwin vanderSar!

Min  83: CAN smart play releases Pavel Bure, whose decent effort ...
         ... is scrambled around the post by GK GiantPiero Combi!

Min  83: CAN mediocre long-range shot by Tomas Rosicky ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK GiantPiero Combi!

Min  84: HOL promising long-range shot by Bubonic Plague ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Edwin vanderSar!

Min  85: Edwin vanderSar (CAN GK) punches Bird Flu ... 
         ... referee Mottram shows vanderSar a yellow card!

Min  87: HOL decent shot by Vicenzo Montzerella ...
         ... is punted upfield by SW Nemanja Vidic!

Min  89: CAN win a corner kick, which is taken by Gabriel Heinze ...
         ... the cross finds Cristiano Ronaldo, whose mediocre shot ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  90: GiantPiero Combi (HOL GK) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... HIV Positive enters the field.

Min  92: Pheeeep! Referee Mottram blows the final whistle!


Final score:  CAN 1  -  HOL 2

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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CAN vs HOL:  1 - 2  [ 13 (1 fk)  -  11 (1 fk) ]

CAN (P)
GK   Edwin vanderSar                (-2:0 0 0 6) YC 
SW   Nemanja Vidic                  (0:1 0 5 0)
DF   William Gallas                 (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @75 
DF   Gabriel Heinze                 (0:0 0 1 0)
DF > Philippe Senderos              (0:0 0 0 0) YC 
MF < Barry Wilkins                  (0:1 0 0 0)
MF < Tomas Rosicky                  (0:3 0 0 0)
MF   Igor Larionov                  (0:2 0 0 0)
MF   Cristiano Ronaldo              (1:4 0 0 0)
MF   Robert Pires                   (0:0 0 0 0) entered @75 
FW   Louis Saha                     (0:1 0 0 0)
FW   Pavel Bure                     (0:2 0 0 0)


HOL (O)
GK   GiantPiero Combi               (-1:0 0 0 9) subbed @90 
GK   HIV Positive                   (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
SW   Bird Flu                       (0:0 0 0 0)
DF   Pietro VieriChowod             (0:0 0 1 0)
DF   H5 N1                          (0:1 0 2 0)
DF   Hardened Arteries              (0:0 0 1 0)
DF   Angelo NiLivio                 (1:2 0 1 0)
MF < Vibrio Vulnificus              (0:0 1 0 0) subbed @80 
MF < Vicenzo Montzerella            (0:0 0 1 0)
MF < JonDamian Tomasisson           (0:0 0 0 0) entered @80 
FW < Bubonic Plague                 (0:3 0 0 0)
FW < _ LucaToniTelli                (0:0 0 0 0)
FW < Giga RivaRocci                 (1:6 0 0 0)


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  HOL  GK  G. Combi
    **  CAN  SW  N. Vidic
     *  HOL  MF  A. NiLivio

Offsides:  CAN:  0      HOL:  0


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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Playoffs #1:  Irish Hangover Squad (#2 seed) (#3 in B)  vs  Italy (#4 seed) (#4 in A)

78580 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 85489490

Starting lineups
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IRL (O)
Coach  Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy
GK   4087 Close Proximity      MAD  
DF   4179 TeamOf Mavericks     MAD  
DF   3944 Child MOOlester      MOO  
DF   3756 Triple Double        MAD  
DF   3295 Dairy Heir           MOO  
MF   4184 Conventional Wisdom  MAD  
MF   3580 _ MOOgoth            MOO  
FW ^ 3945 Cownal Knowledge     MOO  
FW < 3909 Student Teacher      MAD  
FW < 3910 Graduate Student     MAD  
FW ^ 3296 _ decowlettage       MOO  

S1   4228 Psy Cowsis           MOO  
S2   3046 MOO Tility           MOO  
S3   4117 Kau-kau Time         MOO  
S4   2848 AMOOlea Earhart      MOO  
S5   3579 _ Cowthulhu          MOO  


ITA (B)
Coach  Paolo Petroni
GK   3586 Maria Rita           SIN  
SW   3093 Cassia Eller         SIN  
DF   4223 Julieta Venegas      SIN  
DF   4076 Yasmin Levy          SIN  
DF   3587 Louise Rhodes        SIN  
MF   4145 Concha Buika         SIN  
MF   3802 Sara Tavares         SIN  
MF   3865 Corinne BaileyRae    SIN  
MF   3094 Lila Downs           SIN  
FW   3955 Mercedes Peon        SIN  
FW   3302 Cibelle Cavalli      SIN  

S1   2566 Rosana Arbelo        SIN  
S2   3710 Amparo Sanchez       SIN  
S3   2857 Maria Bethania       SIN  
S4   2289 Ivete Sangalo        SIN  


Officials from Austria:
	referee      Robert Sedlacek
	assistant referee #1  Karl Stoebich
	assistant referee #2  Manfred Zeiszer


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Sedlacek signals the kick-off!

Min   1: IRL discards their tactics.

Min   1: Triple Double (IRL DF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Julieta Venegas (ITA DF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Yasmin Levy (ITA DF) gets orders to mark.

Min   1: Louise Rhodes (ITA DF) gets orders to mark.

Min   1: Sara Tavares (ITA MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Lila Downs (ITA MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Mercedes Peon (ITA FW) drops back.

Min   1: Cibelle Cavalli (ITA FW) drops back.

Min   1: Cownal Knowledge (IRL FW) is getting marked by Yasmin Levy.

Min   1: _ decowlettage (IRL FW) is getting marked by Louise Rhodes.

Min   5: ITA decent long-range shot by Concha Buika ...
         ... hits the bar!

Min   5: ITA promising header by Sara Tavares ...
         ... is punted upfield by FW Student Teacher!

Min   6: IRL good effort by Graduate Student ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min   7: IRL win a corner kick, which is taken by Student Teacher ...
         ... the cross finds _ MOOgoth, whose good header ...
         ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!!
         ... Student Teacher is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  IRL 1  -  ITA 0

Min  10: ITA make a quick pass to Julieta Venegas, whose promising header ...
         ... is smothered by GK Close Proximity!

Min  10: Graduate Student (IRL FW) robs the ball from Cassia Eller (ITA SW).

Min  10: Cassia Eller (ITA SW) is calmly blocked by Triple Double (IRL DF).

Min  17: IRL excellent long-range shot by Dairy Heir ...
         ... hits the post!

Min  19: IRL fast break sets up _ MOOgoth, whose good attempt ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Maria Rita!

Min  20: ITA promising volley by Sara Tavares ...
         ... assistant referee Stoebich judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  20: _ MOOgoth (IRL MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... MOO Tility enters the field.

Min  21: IRL promising chance by Graduate Student ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Yasmin Levy!

Min  24: ITA mediocre long-range shot by Sara Tavares ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  25: ITA mediocre shot by Mercedes Peon ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Triple Double!

Min  27: TeamOf Mavericks (IRL DF) steals the ball from Mercedes Peon (ITA FW).

Min  27: Child MOOlester (IRL DF) tackles violently Julieta Venegas ... 
         ... referee Sedlacek exchanges few words with MOOlester.

Min  32: ITA promising volley by Mercedes Peon ...
         ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  IRL 1  -  ITA 1

Min  36: IRL promising volley by MOO Tility ...
         ... is punted upfield by SW Cassia Eller!

Min  37: IRL promising long shot by Triple Double ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Maria Rita!

Min  41: ITA mediocre long-range shot by Lila Downs ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by DF Child MOOlester!

Min  43: IRL promising long-range shot by TeamOf Mavericks ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Maria Rita!

Min  43: ITA decent effort by Corinne BaileyRae ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Dairy Heir!

Min  44: IRL win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Student Teacher ...
         ... the cross finds Graduate Student, whose excellent header ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Maria Rita!

Min  45: Pheeeep! Referee Sedlacek signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  IRL 1  -  ITA 1  [ 7  -  5 ]

Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy shouts orders in IRL's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out GK Close Proximity ...
	Close Proximity goes to shower and _ Cowthulhu takes his place.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Sedlacek gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: IRL good header by MOO Tility ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  46: ITA mediocre long-range shot by Lila Downs ...
         ... is saved with a confident wink by GK _ Cowthulhu!

Min  46: Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy (IRL) orders his team to play rough.

Min  49: ITA make a quick pass to Sara Tavares, whose mediocre chance ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK _ Cowthulhu!

Min  49: Triple Double (IRL DF) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Sedlacek shows Double a yellow card!

Min  50: Cassia Eller (ITA SW) elbows Student Teacher ... 
         ... referee Sedlacek shows Eller a yellow card!

Min  52: ITA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Julieta Venegas ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Sara Tavares, whose mediocre header ...
         ... is saved with a deep sigh by GK _ Cowthulhu!

Min  52: Julieta Venegas (ITA DF) just manages to intercept a pass from Child MOOlester (IRL DF).

Min  53: Graduate Student (IRL FW) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Sedlacek awards ITA a direct free kick!
         ... Sara Tavares takes the kick ...
         ... the shot slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  IRL 1  -  ITA 2

Min  53: Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy (IRL) orders his team to play normally.

Min  53: ITA adopts stalling tactic.

Min  53: Julieta Venegas (ITA DF) gets orders to mark.

Min  53: Concha Buika (ITA MF) drops back.

Min  53: Sara Tavares (ITA MF) drops back.

Min  53: Corinne BaileyRae (ITA MF) drops back.

Min  53: Lila Downs (ITA MF) drops back.

Min  54: Graduate Student (IRL FW) is getting marked by Julieta Venegas.

Min  54: IRL difficult shot by Conventional Wisdom ...
         ... is punted upfield by MF Concha Buika!

Min  59: Louise Rhodes (ITA DF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Sedlacek awards IRL a direct free kick!
         ... Student Teacher takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is saved easily by GK Maria Rita!

Min  61: Graduate Student (IRL FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  64: IRL difficult header by Conventional Wisdom ...
         ... is saved with a gentle burp by GK Maria Rita!

Min  70: Cownal Knowledge (IRL FW) elbows Mercedes Peon ... 
         ... referee Sedlacek shows Knowledge a yellow card!

Min  73: ITA hopeless header by Sara Tavares ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Dairy Heir!

Min  78: IRL difficult chance by MOO Tility ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by MF Sara Tavares!

Min  79: Concha Buika (ITA MF) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Sedlacek exchanges few words with Buika.

Min  89: TeamOf Mavericks (IRL DF) robs the ball from Corinne BaileyRae (ITA MF).

Min  90: >>> Aah, the ineffabile suckitude.

Min  90: TeamOf Mavericks (IRL DF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Psy Cowsis enters the field.

Min  92: IRL difficult effort by MOO Tility ...
         ... is punted upfield by SW Cassia Eller!

Min  92: Pheeeep! Referee Sedlacek blows the final whistle!


Final score:  IRL 1  -  ITA 2

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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IRL vs ITA:  1 - 2  [ 9 (1 fk)  -  8 (1 fk) ]

IRL
GK   Close Proximity                (-1:0 0 0 1) subbed @45 
GK   _ Cowthulhu                    (-1:0 0 0 3) entered @45 
DF   TeamOf Mavericks               (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @90 
DF   Child MOOlester                (0:0 0 1 0)
DF   Psy Cowsis                     (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
DF > Triple Double                  (0:1 0 1 0) YC 
DF   Dairy Heir                     (0:1 0 2 0)
MF   MOO Tility                     (0:1 0 0 0) entered @20 
MF   Conventional Wisdom            (0:1 0 0 0)
MF   _ MOOgoth                      (1:2 0 0 0) subbed @20 
FW ^ Cownal Knowledge               (0:0 0 0 0) YC 
FW < Student Teacher                (0:1 1 1 0)
FW < Graduate Student               (0:2 0 0 0)
FW ^ _ decowlettage                 (0:0 0 0 0)


ITA (S)
GK   Maria Rita                     (-1:0 0 0 6)
SW   Cassia Eller                   (0:0 0 2 0) YC 
DF   Julieta Venegas                (0:1 0 0 0) marked G. Student
DF   Yasmin Levy                    (0:0 0 1 0) marked C. Knowledge
DF   Louise Rhodes                  (0:0 0 0 0) marked _. decowlettage
MF < Concha Buika                   (0:1 0 1 0)
MF < Sara Tavares                   (1:5 0 1 0)
MF < Corinne BaileyRae              (0:0 0 0 0)
MF < Lila Downs                     (0:1 0 0 0)
FW < Mercedes Peon                  (1:1 0 0 0)
FW < Cibelle Cavalli                (0:0 0 0 0)


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  ITA  MF  S. Tavares
    **  ITA  GK  M. Rita
     *  IRL  MF  _. MOOgoth

Offsides:  IRL:  0      ITA:  1


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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Playoffs #1:  France (#1 seed) (#3 in C)  vs  Croatia (#4 seed) (#4 in D)

78478 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 76876578

Starting lineups
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FRA
Coach  Iskobounmish
GK   3269 Nowhere Man          LH   
SW   3578 Hey Jude             LH   
DF   3575 Jeanne Cherhal       IM   
DF   3577 Sexy Sadie           LH   
MF   3941 Simona Peycheva      IM   
MF   3777 Lynda Lemay          IM   
MF   3576 Olivia Ruiz          IM   
MF   3268 Liane Foly           IM   
FW   4038 Sun King             LH   
FW   3778 Warm Gun             LH   
FW   3270 Hey Bulldog          LH   

S1   3942 Vera Sessina         IM   
S2   3067 Axelle Red           IM   
S3   2501 Andre Rey            IM   
S4   4116 Anna Bessonova       IM   


CRO (L)
Coach  Volker Dyken
GK   3790 Weather Conditions   FOL  
DF   4132 Felipe Massa         FOL  
DF   4133 Lewis Hamilton       FOL  
DF   4134 Fernando Alonso      FOL  
DF   3603 Conference Room      FOL  
DF   3291 Buy NewParts         FOL  
MF   3936 Kimi Raikkonen       FOL  
MF   3082 Jim Reisman          FOL  
FW   3604 SeasonSta OnMonday   FOL  
FW   3292 The RedOne           FOL  
FW   4060 Nick Heidfeld        FOL  

S1   3290 lap0 p0              FOL  
S2   2863 Hergen Ohm           FOL  
S3   3605 RateOf Mistakes      FOL  
S4   2864 Herbert Kulha        FOL  
S5   2301 Serge Comeau         FOL  


Officials from Germany:
	referee      Hellmut Krug
	assistant referee #1  Bernd Kuhn
	assistant referee #2  Hans Wolf


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Krug signals the kick-off!

Min   1: FRA starts playing opportunistic.

Min   1: Hey Jude (FRA SW) switches to play DF.

Min   1: Simona Peycheva (FRA MF) drops back.

Min   1: Lynda Lemay (FRA MF) drops back.

Min   1: Olivia Ruiz (FRA MF) drops back.

Min   1: Liane Foly (FRA MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Kimi Raikkonen (CRO MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Jim Reisman (CRO MF) pushes forward.

Min   2: Warm Gun (FRA FW) dives just outside CRO's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Krug stunns the crowd by awarding FRA a direct free kick!
         ... Liane Foly takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  FRA 1  -  CRO 0

Min   2: Liane Foly (FRA MF) drops back.

Min   2: Sun King (FRA FW) drops back.

Min   2: Warm Gun (FRA FW) drops back.

Min   2: Manager Volker Dyken (CRO) orders his team to play rough.

Min   3: CRO really difficult attempt by SeasonSta OnMonday ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Liane Foly!

Min   3: FRA mediocre volley by Sun King ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by DF Felipe Massa!

Min   4: Simona Peycheva (FRA MF) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Krug shows Peycheva a yellow card!

Min   4: Simona Peycheva (FRA MF) starts playing passively.

Min   5: Buy NewParts (CRO DF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Krug awards FRA a direct free kick!
         ... Liane Foly takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is smothered by GK Weather Conditions!

Min   6: CRO difficult long-range shot by SeasonSta OnMonday ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Nowhere Man!

Min   7: Kimi Raikkonen (CRO MF) is pushed aside by Jeanne Cherhal (FRA DF).

Min   7: Nowhere Man (FRA GK) tackles violently Felipe Massa ... 
         ... referee Krug shows Man a yellow card!

Min   9: FRA decent long shot by Jeanne Cherhal ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Weather Conditions!

Min  12: FRA win a corner kick, which is taken by Jeanne Cherhal ...
         ... the cross finds Sun King, whose mediocre chance ...
         ... is scrambled over the bar by GK Weather Conditions!

Min  19: FRA mediocre long shot by Hey Jude ...
         ... is smothered by GK Weather Conditions!

Min  20: CRO really difficult long-range shot by Fernando Alonso ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  20: CRO difficult long shot by Conference Room ...
         ... is parried by GK Nowhere Man!

Min  20: Sun King (FRA FW) makes a foul just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Krug awards CRO a direct free kick!
         ... The RedOne takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is saved easily by GK Nowhere Man!

Min  21: FRA mediocre shot by Hey Jude ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by DF Buy NewParts!

Min  24: FRA mediocre long-range shot by Jeanne Cherhal ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  24: FRA difficult volley by Warm Gun ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  26: CRO mediocre header by Kimi Raikkonen ...
         ... is headed clear by FW Warm Gun!

Min  27: Conference Room (CRO DF) makes a foul just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Krug awards FRA a direct free kick!
         ... Liane Foly takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is saved with a confident wink by GK Weather Conditions!

Min  28: FRA win a corner kick, which is taken by Warm Gun ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Hey Bulldog, whose mediocre effort ...
         ... is saved with a confident wink by GK Weather Conditions!

Min  29: Warm Gun (FRA FW) is nudged away by SeasonSta OnMonday (CRO FW).

Min  30: FRA difficult volley by Hey Bulldog ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by DF Conference Room!

Min  32: FRA decent long-range shot by Olivia Ruiz ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Weather Conditions!

Min  34: CRO difficult chance by Nick Heidfeld ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  34: Weather Conditions (CRO GK) punches Liane Foly ... 
         ... referee Krug shows Conditions a yellow card!

Min  34: Weather Conditions (CRO GK) starts playing passively.

Min  36: FRA decent shot by Simona Peycheva ...
         ... assistant referee Wolf judges the play to be barely offside!

Min  41: CRO really difficult shot by The RedOne ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Lynda Lemay!

Min  42: FRA decent attempt by Warm Gun ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Conference Room!

Min  43: CRO difficult effort by SeasonSta OnMonday ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  43: CRO win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Lewis Hamilton ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Conference Room, whose really difficult long shot ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Nowhere Man!

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Krug signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  FRA 1  -  CRO 0  [ 8 (3 fk)  -  6 (1 fk) ]

Manager Iskobounmish shouts orders in FRA's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out MF Simona Peycheva ...
	Simona Peycheva goes to shower and Vera Sessina takes his place.
  he wants to sub out FW Sun King ...
	Sun King goes to shower and Axelle Red takes his place.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Krug gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: Vera Sessina (FRA MF) drops back.

Min  47: FRA decent attempt by Liane Foly ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Weather Conditions!

Min  48: CRO really difficult attempt by The RedOne ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Olivia Ruiz!

Min  49: FRA mediocre long-range shot by Lynda Lemay ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by DF Lewis Hamilton!

Min  50: Fernando Alonso (CRO DF) bumps into the linesman ... 
         ... referee Krug shows Alonso a red card!

Min  50: CRO discards their tactics.

Min  50: Kimi Raikkonen (CRO MF) positions normally.

Min  50: SeasonSta OnMonday (CRO FW) switches to play MF.

Min  52: FRA decent shot by Axelle Red ...
         ... assistant referee Kuhn hastily flags the play to be offside!

Min  52: Hey Jude (FRA DF) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Krug shows Jude a yellow card!

Min  52: The RedOne (CRO FW) punches Sexy Sadie ... 
         ... referee Krug shows RedOne a yellow card!

Min  52: Hey Jude (FRA DF) starts playing passively.

Min  52: The RedOne (CRO FW) starts playing passively.

Min  54: FRA decent long-range shot by Lynda Lemay ...
         ... clips the post!

Min  54: CRO desperate long-range shot by SeasonSta OnMonday ...
         ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK Nowhere Man!

Min  54: Hey Jude (FRA DF) goes down inside CRO's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Krug waves play on.

Min  60: Sexy Sadie (FRA DF) is clumsily tackled by Lewis Hamilton (CRO DF).

Min  61: Liane Foly (FRA MF) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Krug shows Foly a yellow card!

Min  61: Conference Room (CRO DF) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Krug shows Room a yellow card!

Min  61: Liane Foly (FRA MF) starts playing passively.

Min  61: Conference Room (CRO DF) starts playing passively.

Min  63: CRO desperate effort by SeasonSta OnMonday ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min  65: FRA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Axelle Red ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Hey Bulldog, whose promising effort ...
         ... assistant referee Kuhn hastily flags the play to be offside!

Min  65: Manager Iskobounmish (FRA) orders his team to play rough.

Min  66: CRO hopeless volley by Lewis Hamilton ...
         ... is calmly cleared by MF Liane Foly!

Min  68: FRA good long-range shot by Sexy Sadie ...
         ... is punted upfield by MF Kimi Raikkonen!

Min  69: FRA promising volley by Axelle Red ...
         ... assistant referee Kuhn hastily flags the play to be offside!

Min  69: Warm Gun (FRA FW) yells at the referee ... 
         ... referee Krug exchanges few words with Gun.

Min  70: Conference Room (CRO DF) stretches out to intercept a pass from Warm Gun (FRA FW).

Min  73: FRA promising shot by Vera Sessina ...
         ... beats the helpless keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  FRA 2  -  CRO 0

Min  73: Manager Iskobounmish (FRA) orders his team to play normally.

Min  73: Olivia Ruiz (FRA MF) starts playing passively.

Min  73: Warm Gun (FRA FW) starts playing passively.

Min  73: Axelle Red (FRA FW) starts playing passively.

Min  73: Manager Volker Dyken (CRO) orders his team to play normally.

Min  75: Lewis Hamilton (CRO DF) is firmly stopped by Hey Bulldog (FRA FW).

Min  79: FRA win a corner kick, which is taken by Warm Gun ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Sexy Sadie, whose decent long shot ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  79: Hey Bulldog (FRA FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  85: CRO hopeless long-range shot by Conference Room ...
         ... assistant referee Wolf judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  85: FRA decent shot by Axelle Red ...
         ... assistant referee Kuhn judges the play to be miles offside!

Min  85: Vera Sessina (FRA MF) yells at the referee ... 
         ... referee Krug shows Sessina a yellow card!

Min  85: Vera Sessina (FRA MF) starts playing passively.

Min  90: FRA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Hey Bulldog ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Sexy Sadie, whose decent long shot ...
         ... assistant referee Kuhn judges the play to be clearly offside!

Min  90: Felipe Massa (CRO DF) tackles violently Warm Gun ... 
         ... referee Krug shows Massa a yellow card!

Min  90: Felipe Massa (CRO DF) starts playing passively.

Min  90: SeasonSta OnMonday (CRO MF) switches to play FW.

Min  90: SeasonSta OnMonday (CRO FW) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Herbert Kulha enters the field.

Min  90: Jim Reisman (CRO MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... RateOf Mistakes enters the field.

Min  93: FRA promising long-range shot by Liane Foly ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Buy NewParts!

Min  94: FRA promising shot by Lynda Lemay ...
         ... assistant referee Kuhn hastily flags the play to be offside!

Min  95: Pheeeep! Referee Krug blows the final whistle!


Final score:  FRA 2  -  CRO 0

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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FRA vs CRO:  2 - 0  [ 18 (3 fk)  -  9 (1 fk) ]

FRA (O)
GK   Nowhere Man                    (0:0 0 0 5) YC 
DF   Jeanne Cherhal                 (0:2 0 0 0)
DF   Sexy Sadie                     (0:2 0 0 0)
DF   Hey Jude                       (0:1 0 0 0) YC 
MF < Vera Sessina                   (1:1 0 0 0) entered @45  YC 
MF < Simona Peycheva                (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @45  YC 
MF < Lynda Lemay                    (0:2 0 1 0)
MF < Olivia Ruiz                    (0:1 0 1 0)
MF < Liane Foly                     (1:4 0 2 0) YC 
FW < Sun King                       (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @45 
FW < Warm Gun                       (0:1 0 1 0)
FW   Hey Bulldog                    (0:2 0 0 0)
FW   Axelle Red                     (0:3 0 0 0) entered @45 


CRO
GK   Weather Conditions             (-2:0 0 0 8) YC 
DF   Felipe Massa                   (0:0 0 1 0) YC 
DF   Lewis Hamilton                 (0:0 0 1 0)
DF   Fernando Alonso                (0:1 0 0 0) RC50 
DF   Conference Room                (0:3 0 2 0) YC 
DF   Buy NewParts                   (0:0 0 2 0)
MF   Kimi Raikkonen                 (0:0 0 1 0)
MF   RateOf Mistakes                (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
MF > Jim Reisman                    (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @90 
FW   SeasonSta OnMonday             (0:4 0 0 0) subbed @90 
FW   The RedOne                     (0:1 0 0 0) YC 
FW   Nick Heidfeld                  (0:1 0 0 0)
FW   Herbert Kulha                  (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  FRA  MF  L. Foly
    **  FRA  GK  N. Man
     *  CRO  GK  W. Conditions

Offsides:  FRA:  7      CRO:  1


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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Playoffs #1:  Team Stars and Stripes (#1 seed) (#3 in D)  vs  Denmark (#4 seed) (#4 in C)

79110 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 77537620

Starting lineups
----------------

USA
Coach  Dave Drake, Rob Duffy, Jeff Meiners, Al Musgrove, Jim Shiffer
GK   3706 Bill Orange          VER  
SW   3646 Kenny Blankenship    VER  
DF   3799 Authorized Vehicles  RDR  
DF   4106 Hardy Tack           WAC  
DF < 3691 Big Cooter           PDX  
MF   4006 Dienekes Spartiakes  MMO  
MF   3613 Bozo_T Clown         PDX  
FW   3965 Ron Wild             WAC  
FW   3786 Juan Derful          WAC  
FW   3798 Andrew Goal          PDX  
FW   3281 Ivana Scoremore      WAC  

S1   3590 Stretch Marks        WAC  
S2   3837 Frank Marion         VER  
S3   3800 Cross Walk           RDR  
S4   4062 AKA Div              MMO  
S5   4002 Odif DaneBramage     MMO  


DEN (O)
Coach  William Baldwin
GK   3704 Mandy Magenta        NRU  
DF   3797 Georgie Porgie       NRU  
DF   3825 Old_King Cole        NRU  
DF   3836 Jill Hill            NRU  
DF   2873 Little_Jenny Wren    NRU  
DF   3088 Lucy Locket          NRU  
MF < 3319 Sulky Sue            NRU  
MF < 3685 Penny Pink           NRU  
FW > 4142 Davy Dumpling        NRU  
FW ^ 3636 King Boggen          NRU  
FW ^ 3637 Robert Rowley        NRU  

S4   2874 Jack Jelf            NRU  
S5   2310 Little_Po Flinders   NRU  


Officials from Norway:
	referee      Roy Olsen
	assistant referee #1  Steinar Roland
	assistant referee #2  Aril Sundet


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Olsen signals the kick-off!

Min   1: USA starts using long ball.

Min   1: Manager Dave Drake, Rob Duffy, Jeff Meiners, Al Musgrove, Jim Shiffer (USA) orders his team to play rough.

Min   1: USA promising effort by Dienekes Spartiakes ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Sulky Sue!

Min   2: Davy Dumpling (DEN FW) elbows Authorized Vehicles ... 
         ... referee Olsen shows Dumpling a yellow card!

Min   4: USA good effort by Andrew Goal ...
         ... is just palmed away by GK Mandy Magenta!

Min   5: USA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Dienekes Spartiakes ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Ivana Scoremore, whose good volley ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  USA 1  -  DEN 0

Min   5: DEN hopeless header by Davy Dumpling ...
         ... is smothered by GK Bill Orange!

Min   5: Kenny Blankenship (USA SW) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as twisted ankle ...
         ... 8 rolls of tape get him back to the field.

Min   5: USA starts playing opportunistic.

Min   5: Manager Dave Drake, Rob Duffy, Jeff Meiners, Al Musgrove, Jim Shiffer (USA) orders his team to play normally.

Min   8: DEN hopeless long-range shot by Sulky Sue ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Big Cooter!

Min   8: DEN hopeless long-range shot by Lucy Locket ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min   9: Mandy Magenta (DEN GK) kicks the ball away after the whistle ... 
         ... referee Olsen shows Magenta a yellow card!

Min  11: USA mediocre long-range shot by Andrew Goal ...
         ... forces the keeper to dive for cover! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  USA 2  -  DEN 0

Min  11: Davy Dumpling (DEN FW) is pushed aside by Big Cooter (USA DF).

Min  15: USA mediocre header by Ivana Scoremore ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Mandy Magenta!

Min  15: King Boggen (DEN FW) goes down just outside USA's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Olsen stunns the crowd by awarding DEN a direct free kick!
         ... Sulky Sue takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is saved acrobatically by GK Bill Orange!

Min  19: USA mediocre long shot by Authorized Vehicles ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  USA 3  -  DEN 0

Min  19: Manager Dave Drake, Rob Duffy, Jeff Meiners, Al Musgrove, Jim Shiffer (USA) orders his team to take it easy.

Min  22: USA mediocre header by Kenny Blankenship ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by DF Jill Hill!

Min  25: USA mediocre long-range shot by Big Cooter ...
         ... bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... Ivana Scoremore is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  USA 4  -  DEN 0

Min  25: Big Cooter (USA DF) trips Old_King Cole just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Olsen awards DEN a direct free kick!
         ... Robert Rowley takes the kick ...
         ... the shot trickles over the line! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  USA 4  -  DEN 1

Min  27: USA difficult attempt by Ivana Scoremore ...
         ... is deflected onto the post by DF Old_King Cole!

Min  28: USA win a corner kick, which is taken by Dienekes Spartiakes ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Andrew Goal, whose mediocre chance ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Mandy Magenta!

Min  31: USA difficult attempt by Juan Derful ...
         ... is parried by GK Mandy Magenta!

Min  33: King Boggen (DEN FW) tackles violently Ron Wild ... 
         ... referee Olsen exchanges few words with Boggen.

Min  35: DEN really difficult chance by Sulky Sue ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Big Cooter!

Min  36: Ron Wild (USA FW) steals the ball from Georgie Porgie (DEN DF).

Min  37: DEN desperate header by Robert Rowley ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Hardy Tack!

Min  38: USA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Dienekes Spartiakes ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Hardy Tack, whose mediocre long shot ...
         ... just beats the keeper's fingertips! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  USA 5  -  DEN 1

Min  39: USA mediocre shot by Kenny Blankenship ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by MF Sulky Sue!

Min  40: USA mediocre shot by Andrew Goal ...
         ... goes in off the post! GOAL!!!
         ... Big Cooter is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  USA 6  -  DEN 1

Min  47: Pheeeep! Referee Olsen signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  USA 6  -  DEN 1  [ 10  -  2 (2 fk) ]

Manager Dave Drake, Rob Duffy, Jeff Meiners, Al Musgrove, Jim Shiffer shouts orders in USA's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out GK Bill Orange ...
	Bill Orange goes to shower and Stretch Marks takes his place.
  he wants to sub out MF Bozo_T Clown ...
	Bozo_T Clown goes to shower and Cross Walk takes his place.
  he wants to sub out FW Ron Wild ...
	Ron Wild goes to shower and AKA Div takes his place.
  FW AKA Div drops back.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Olsen gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: USA decent header by Andrew Goal ...
         ... is smothered by GK Mandy Magenta!

Min  48: Old_King Cole (DEN DF) is easily tackled by Dienekes Spartiakes (USA MF).

Min  49: USA mediocre shot by Andrew Goal ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Georgie Porgie!

Min  51: USA difficult chance by Juan Derful ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  51: USA adopts stalling tactic.

Min  52: USA really difficult long-range shot by Ivana Scoremore ...
         ... is deflected onto the post by DF Little_Jenny Wren!

Min  54: USA win a corner kick, which is taken by Dienekes Spartiakes ...
         ... the cross is deflected to AKA Div, whose really difficult volley ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  54: Hardy Tack (USA DF) goes down just outside DEN's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Olsen stunns the crowd by awarding USA a direct free kick!
         ... Dienekes Spartiakes takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  USA 7  -  DEN 1

Min  56: Dienekes Spartiakes (USA MF) is tackled last gasp by Jill Hill (DEN DF).

Min  59: DEN hopeless long-range shot by Sulky Sue ...
         ... is punched to safety by GK Stretch Marks!

Min  63: DEN really difficult shot by Sulky Sue ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Authorized Vehicles!

Min  64: USA difficult long-range shot by Andrew Goal ...
         ... is punted upfield by MF Sulky Sue!

Min  67: USA really difficult long-range shot by Ivana Scoremore ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  67: Davy Dumpling (DEN FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  69: USA smart play releases Juan Derful, whose difficult shot ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... Cross Walk is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  USA 8  -  DEN 1

Min  75: DEN hopeless shot by Davy Dumpling ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Dienekes Spartiakes!

Min  76: USA desperate header by Juan Derful ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Georgie Porgie!

Min  76: USA difficult header by AKA Div ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min  79: Lucy Locket (DEN DF) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Olsen exchanges few words with Locket.

Min  84: USA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Dienekes Spartiakes ...
         ... the cross finds Ivana Scoremore, whose really difficult effort ...
         ... is smothered by GK Mandy Magenta!

Min  85: DEN really difficult long-range shot by Davy Dumpling ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  86: Little_Jenny Wren (DEN DF) is confidently tackled by Juan Derful (USA FW).

Min  90: Little_Jenny Wren (DEN DF) makes a foul just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Olsen awards USA a direct free kick!
         ... Dienekes Spartiakes takes the kick ...
         ... the shot just misses the right hand post!

Min  90: Pheeeep! Referee Olsen blows the final whistle!


Final score:  USA 8  -  DEN 1

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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USA vs DEN:  8 - 1  [ 17 (2 fk)  -  4 (2 fk) ]

USA (S)
GK   Stretch Marks                  (0:0 0 0 1) entered @45 
GK   Bill Orange                    (-1:0 0 0 2) subbed @45 
SW   Kenny Blankenship              (0:0 0 0 0)
DF   Authorized Vehicles            (1:1 0 1 0)
DF   Hardy Tack                     (1:1 0 1 0)
DF < Big Cooter                     (1:1 1 2 0)
MF   Dienekes Spartiakes            (1:2 0 1 0)
MF   Cross Walk                     (0:0 1 0 0) entered @45 
MF   Bozo_T Clown                   (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 
FW   Ron Wild                       (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 
FW   Juan Derful                    (1:3 0 0 0)
FW   Andrew Goal                    (2:5 0 0 0)
FW < AKA Div                        (0:2 0 0 0) entered @45 
FW   Ivana Scoremore                (1:4 1 0 0)


DEN (O)
GK   Mandy Magenta                  (-8:0 0 0 6) YC 
DF   Georgie Porgie                 (0:0 0 2 0)
DF   Old_King Cole                  (0:0 0 1 0)
DF   Jill Hill                      (0:0 0 1 0)
DF   Little_Jenny Wren              (0:0 0 1 0)
DF   Lucy Locket                    (0:1 0 0 0)
MF < Sulky Sue                      (0:2 0 3 0)
MF < Penny Pink                     (0:0 0 0 0)
FW > Davy Dumpling                  (0:2 0 0 0) YC 
FW ^ King Boggen                    (0:0 0 0 0)
FW ^ Robert Rowley                  (1:1 0 0 0)


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  USA  FW  A. Goal
    **  USA  DF  B. Cooter
     *  USA  FW  I. Scoremore

Offsides:  USA:  0      DEN:  0

