Date: Thu, 7 May 2009 21:02:19 +0300 (EEST)

WC - Day #5 Group C Matches
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1  FRA - ENG
2  PHI - DEN

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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Day #05:  France (#1 seed) (#2 in C)  vs  England (#2 seed) (#3 in C)

66773 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 76890960

Starting lineups
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FRA
Coach  Iskobounmish
GK   3269 Nowhere Man          LH   
SW   3578 Hey Jude             LH   
DF   3575 Jeanne Cherhal       IM   
DF   3577 Sexy Sadie           LH   
MF   3941 Simona Peycheva      IM   
MF   3777 Lynda Lemay          IM   
MF   3576 Olivia Ruiz          IM   
MF   3268 Liane Foly           IM   
FW   4038 Sun King             LH   
FW   3778 Warm Gun             LH   
FW   3270 Hey Bulldog          LH   

S1   3942 Vera Sessina         IM   
S2   3067 Axelle Red           IM   
S3   2501 Andre Rey            IM   
S4   4116 Anna Bessonova       IM   


ENG (B)
Coach  Mark and Trevor
GK   3582 Overtax Booze        NAT  
DF   3780 Return To_Dark_Ages  NAT  
DF   3769 Tim Bisley           BBT  
MF < 3273 Eat Horses           NAT  
MF < 3274 Eat Haggis           NAT  
FW < 3947 Support Dictators    NAT  
FW < 3928 Alan Statham         BBT  
FW < 3781 SellOnions On_A_Bike NAT  
FW < 3770 Gordon Ottershaw     BBT  
FW < 3583 IgnoreUN Resolutions NAT  
FW < 3571 Gaspode TheWonderDog BBT  

S1   4119 F**k Tibet           NAT  
S2   3037 Jeff Murdoch         BBT  
S3   3258 Jane Christie        BBT  
S4   4110 Basil Fawlty         BBT  
S5   4218 General Melchett     BBT  


Officials from Norway:
	referee      Roy Olsen
	assistant referee #1  Steinar Roland
	assistant referee #2  Aril Sundet


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Olsen signals the kick-off!

Min   1: FRA starts playing opportunistic.

Min   1: Hey Jude (FRA SW) switches to play DF.

Min   1: Simona Peycheva (FRA MF) drops back.

Min   1: Lynda Lemay (FRA MF) drops back.

Min   1: Olivia Ruiz (FRA MF) drops back.

Min   1: Liane Foly (FRA MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: IgnoreUN Resolutions (ENG FW) dives just outside FRA's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Olsen stunns the crowd by awarding ENG a direct free kick!
         ... IgnoreUN Resolutions takes the kick ...
         ... the shot just beats the keeper's fingertips! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  FRA 0  -  ENG 1

Min   1: FRA discards their tactics.

Min   1: Manager Iskobounmish (FRA) orders his team to play rough.

Min   1: Hey Jude (FRA DF) switches to play SW.

Min   1: Lynda Lemay (FRA MF) pushes forward.

Min   2: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Tim Bisley ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Support Dictators, whose mediocre attempt ...
         ... is smothered by GK Nowhere Man!

Min   5: FRA excellent long-range shot by Liane Foly ...
         ... is smothered by GK Overtax Booze!

Min   6: FRA excellent chance by Simona Peycheva ...
         ... assistant referee Sundet judges the play to be just offside!

Min   7: FRA excellent chance by Warm Gun ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Tim Bisley!

Min   9: ENG decent long-range shot by SellOnions On_A_Bike ...
         ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... IgnoreUN Resolutions is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  FRA 0  -  ENG 2

Min   9: Tim Bisley (ENG DF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Olsen awards FRA a direct free kick!
         ... Liane Foly takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is just palmed away by GK Overtax Booze!

Min  10: ENG decent volley by SellOnions On_A_Bike ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Nowhere Man!

Min  13: ENG decent volley by IgnoreUN Resolutions ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Olivia Ruiz!

Min  14: FRA excellent attempt by Lynda Lemay ...
         ... is smothered by GK Overtax Booze!

Min  16: ENG promising long shot by Return To_Dark_Ages ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Nowhere Man!

Min  17: FRA win a corner kick, which is taken by Olivia Ruiz ...
         ... the cross finds Liane Foly, whose excellent shot ...
         ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!!
         ... Olivia Ruiz is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  FRA 1  -  ENG 2

Min  17: Tim Bisley (ENG DF) is calmly blocked by Liane Foly (FRA MF).

Min  18: Alan Statham (ENG FW) makes a foul just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Olsen awards FRA a direct free kick!
         ... Liane Foly takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is saved easily by GK Overtax Booze!

Min  19: FRA excellent chance by Liane Foly ...
         ... assistant referee Sundet judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  21: FRA win a corner kick, which is taken by Hey Jude ...
         ... the cross finds Sun King, whose excellent attempt ...
         ... trickles over the line! GOAL!!!
         ... Hey Jude is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  FRA 2  -  ENG 2

Min  21: FRA starts playing opportunistic.

Min  21: Manager Iskobounmish (FRA) orders his team to play normally.

Min  21: Hey Jude (FRA SW) switches to play DF.

Min  21: Lynda Lemay (FRA MF) drops back.

Min  24: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Alan Statham ...
         ... the cross is deflected to IgnoreUN Resolutions, whose mediocre volley ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  FRA 2  -  ENG 3

Min  24: FRA excellent shot by Lynda Lemay ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Eat Haggis!

Min  24: FRA discards their tactics.

Min  24: Manager Iskobounmish (FRA) orders his team to play rough.

Min  24: Hey Jude (FRA DF) switches to play SW.

Min  24: Lynda Lemay (FRA MF) pushes forward.

Min  25: ENG decent long-range shot by IgnoreUN Resolutions ...
         ... just beats the keeper's fingertips! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  FRA 2  -  ENG 4

Min  26: ENG decent long-range shot by Support Dictators ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Sexy Sadie!

Min  27: Warm Gun (FRA FW) is just tackled by Return To_Dark_Ages (ENG DF).

Min  27: Hey Jude (FRA SW) is just tackled by Eat Haggis (ENG MF).

Min  28: ENG decent shot by Alan Statham ...
         ... slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!!
         ... Return To_Dark_Ages is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  FRA 2  -  ENG 5

Min  31: FRA excellent shot by Simona Peycheva ...
         ... assistant referee Sundet judges the play to be barely offside!

Min  32: FRA excellent long-range shot by Simona Peycheva ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Overtax Booze!

Min  33: SellOnions On_A_Bike (ENG FW) is just tackled by Jeanne Cherhal (FRA DF).

Min  35: FRA excellent long-range shot by Sun King ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... Hey Bulldog is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  FRA 3  -  ENG 5

Min  36: FRA excellent header by Lynda Lemay ...
         ... assistant referee Sundet judges the play to be clearly offside!

Min  37: ENG mediocre attempt by IgnoreUN Resolutions ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Jeanne Cherhal!

Min  38: FRA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Jeanne Cherhal ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Sexy Sadie, whose excellent long shot ...
         ... assistant referee Sundet judges the play to be a couple of yards offside!

Min  39: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Eat Haggis ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Alan Statham, whose mediocre chance ...
         ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK Nowhere Man!

Min  42: ENG promising long-range shot by Gordon Ottershaw ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min  44: FRA excellent chance by Lynda Lemay ...
         ... assistant referee Sundet judges the play to be few meters offside!

Min  45: Jeanne Cherhal (FRA DF) dives just outside ENG's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Olsen waves play on.

Min  45: Pheeeep! Referee Olsen signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  FRA 3  -  ENG 5  [ 12 (2 fk)  -  9 (1 fk) ]

Manager Iskobounmish shouts orders in FRA's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out MF Simona Peycheva ...
	Simona Peycheva goes to shower and Vera Sessina takes his place.
  he wants to sub out FW Sun King ...
	Sun King goes to shower and Axelle Red takes his place.

Manager Mark and Trevor shouts orders in ENG's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out DF Tim Bisley ...
	Tim Bisley goes to shower and F**k Tibet takes his place.
  he wants to sub out MF Eat Horses ...
	Eat Horses goes to shower and Jeff Murdoch takes his place.
  MF Jeff Murdoch drops back.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Olsen gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: ENG promising volley by IgnoreUN Resolutions ...
         ... assistant referee Sundet judges the play to be barely offside!

Min  46: Vera Sessina (FRA MF) drops back.

Min  48: FRA excellent effort by Jeanne Cherhal ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by FW Gaspode TheWonderDog!

Min  49: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Jeff Murdoch ...
         ... the cross finds Gordon Ottershaw, whose decent effort ...
         ... is saved with a gentle burp by GK Nowhere Man!

Min  51: ENG decent volley by Alan Statham ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Sexy Sadie!

Min  53: FRA excellent header by Warm Gun ...
         ... assistant referee Roland judges the play to be clearly offside!

Min  55: FRA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Jeanne Cherhal ...
         ... the cross finds Sexy Sadie, whose excellent long shot ...
         ... is just pushed wide by GK Overtax Booze!

Min  56: FRA excellent long-range shot by Hey Bulldog ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  56: ENG mediocre effort by Alan Statham ...
         ... is headed clear by SW Hey Jude!

Min  56: Axelle Red (FRA FW) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Olsen shows Red a yellow card!

Min  56: Axelle Red (FRA FW) starts playing passively.

Min  57: Olivia Ruiz (FRA MF) makes a foul just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Olsen awards ENG a direct free kick!
         ... IgnoreUN Resolutions takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is saved easily by GK Nowhere Man!

Min  58: Warm Gun (FRA FW) goes down just outside ENG's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Olsen waves play on.

Min  59: ENG mediocre chance by Gaspode TheWonderDog ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Nowhere Man!

Min  60: Hey Jude (FRA SW) switches to play MF.

Min  60: Olivia Ruiz (FRA MF) pushes forward.

Min  60: Warm Gun (FRA FW) goes rough.

Min  62: Hey Bulldog (FRA FW) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 6 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min  62: FRA begins pressing forward.

Min  64: FRA excellent effort by Axelle Red ...
         ... assistant referee Roland judges the play to be just offside!

Min  64: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Gordon Ottershaw ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Support Dictators, whose excellent chance ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Nowhere Man!

Min  65: ENG excellent chance by IgnoreUN Resolutions ...
         ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  FRA 3  -  ENG 6

Min  65: FRA excellent chance by Hey Jude ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  65: Warm Gun (FRA FW) plays normally.

Min  65: ENG adopts stalling tactic.

Min  67: FRA excellent volley by Vera Sessina ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF F**k Tibet!

Min  67: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Jeff Murdoch ...
         ... the cross finds Gaspode TheWonderDog, whose good volley ...
         ... assistant referee Sundet judges the play to be barely offside!

Min  69: ENG decent attempt by SellOnions On_A_Bike ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... Gaspode TheWonderDog is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  FRA 3  -  ENG 7

Min  69: SellOnions On_A_Bike (ENG FW) starts playing passively.

Min  69: Gordon Ottershaw (ENG FW) starts playing passively.

Min  69: IgnoreUN Resolutions (ENG FW) starts playing passively.

Min  69: Gaspode TheWonderDog (ENG FW) starts playing passively.

Min  70: Lynda Lemay (FRA MF) elbows F**k Tibet ... 
         ... referee Olsen exchanges few words with Lemay.

Min  71: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Eat Haggis ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Gordon Ottershaw, whose decent header ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Nowhere Man!

Min  72: FRA excellent long-range shot by Warm Gun ...
         ... bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  FRA 4  -  ENG 7

Min  72: SellOnions On_A_Bike (ENG FW) plays normally.

Min  72: Gordon Ottershaw (ENG FW) plays normally.

Min  72: IgnoreUN Resolutions (ENG FW) plays normally.

Min  72: Gaspode TheWonderDog (ENG FW) plays normally.

Min  73: FRA excellent chance by Lynda Lemay ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  76: ENG promising volley by IgnoreUN Resolutions ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  76: Hey Bulldog (FRA FW) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Olsen shows Bulldog a yellow card!

Min  76: Hey Bulldog (FRA FW) starts playing passively.

Min  78: FRA win a corner kick, which is taken by Liane Foly ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Olivia Ruiz, whose excellent chance ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  79: ENG promising long-range shot by Return To_Dark_Ages ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Nowhere Man!

Min  80: Lynda Lemay (FRA MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  81: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Gaspode TheWonderDog ...
         ... the cross finds Gordon Ottershaw, whose good volley ...
         ... is punched to safety by GK Nowhere Man!

Min  82: ENG promising volley by IgnoreUN Resolutions ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Sexy Sadie!

Min  84: ENG good header by IgnoreUN Resolutions ...
         ... is smothered by GK Nowhere Man!

Min  85: FRA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Liane Foly ...
         ... the cross finds Hey Jude, whose excellent shot ...
         ... assistant referee Roland judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  86: Hey Jude (FRA MF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Olsen awards ENG a direct free kick!
         ... IgnoreUN Resolutions takes the kick ...
         ... the shot trickles over the line! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  FRA 4  -  ENG 8

Min  86: SellOnions On_A_Bike (ENG FW) starts playing passively.

Min  86: Gordon Ottershaw (ENG FW) starts playing passively.

Min  86: IgnoreUN Resolutions (ENG FW) starts playing passively.

Min  86: Gaspode TheWonderDog (ENG FW) starts playing passively.

Min  87: FRA excellent volley by Liane Foly ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Overtax Booze!

Min  87: ENG decent volley by SellOnions On_A_Bike ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  88: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by SellOnions On_A_Bike ...
         ... the cross finds Support Dictators, whose decent attempt ...
         ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!!
         ... SellOnions On_A_Bike is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  FRA 4  -  ENG 9

Min  89: ENG decent volley by IgnoreUN Resolutions ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Jeanne Cherhal!

Min  89: FRA excellent header by Axelle Red ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Return To_Dark_Ages!

Min  89: F**k Tibet (ENG DF) dives just outside FRA's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Olsen stunns the crowd by awarding ENG a direct free kick!
         ... IgnoreUN Resolutions takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is saved acrobatically by GK Nowhere Man!

Min  90: Alan Statham (ENG FW) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Jane Christie enters the field.

Min  90: Jane Christie (ENG FW) drops back.

Min  92: FRA excellent effort by Liane Foly ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Overtax Booze!

Min  92: Pheeeep! Referee Olsen blows the final whistle!


Final score:  FRA 4  -  ENG 9

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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FRA vs ENG:  4 - 9  [ 23 (2 fk)  -  23 (4 fk) ]

FRA (P)
GK   Nowhere Man                    (-9:0 0 0 13)
DF   Jeanne Cherhal                 (0:0 0 2 0)
DF   Sexy Sadie                     (0:2 0 3 0)
MF   Hey Jude                       (0:2 1 1 0)
MF < Vera Sessina                   (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 
MF < Simona Peycheva                (0:3 0 0 0) subbed @45 
MF > Lynda Lemay                    (0:4 0 0 0)
MF > Olivia Ruiz                    (0:1 1 1 0)
MF > Liane Foly                     (1:7 0 0 0)
FW   Sun King                       (2:2 0 0 0) subbed @45 
FW   Warm Gun                       (1:2 0 0 0)
FW   Hey Bulldog                    (0:1 1 0 0) YC 
FW   Axelle Red                     (0:1 0 0 0) entered @45  YC 


ENG (S)
GK   Overtax Booze                  (-4:0 0 0 8)
DF   F**k Tibet                     (0:0 0 1 0) entered @45 
DF   Return To_Dark_Ages            (0:2 1 1 0)
DF   Tim Bisley                     (0:0 0 1 0) subbed @45 
MF < Eat Horses                     (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 
MF < Eat Haggis                     (0:0 0 1 0)
MF < Jeff Murdoch                   (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 
FW < Support Dictators              (1:3 0 0 0)
FW < Alan Statham                   (1:2 0 0 0) subbed @90 
FW < SellOnions On_A_Bike           (2:4 1 0 0)
FW < Gordon Ottershaw               (0:4 0 0 0)
FW < IgnoreUN Resolutions           (5:10 1 0 0)
FW < Gaspode TheWonderDog           (0:2 1 1 0)
FW < Jane Christie                  (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  ENG  FW  I. Resolutions
    **  ENG  FW  S. On_A_Bike
     *  FRA  FW  S. King

Offsides:  FRA:  9      ENG:  2


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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Day #05:  The Philippines (#3 seed) (#1 in C)  vs  Denmark (#4 seed) (#4 in C)

60148 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 44149902

Starting lineups
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PHI
Coach  Jeremy Billones
GK   3618 Chavo Guerrero       WCW  
SW   3966 Bobby Lashley        WCW  
DF   4127 Great Khali          WCW  
DF   3967 Randy Orton          WCW  
DF   3304 Brock Lesnar         WCW  
MF   3806 Chris Masters        WCW  
MF   3619 Shelton Benjamin     WCW  
MF ^ 3305 Charlie Haas         WCW  
MF ^ 4234 Danny Davis          WCW  
FW   4128 Trish Stratus        WCW  
FW < 3079 Lot 99               WCW  

S1 ^ 2878 Booker T             WCW  
S2 < 3078 Lot 93               WCW  
S3   2879 Shane McMahon        WCW  
S4   2569 Norman Smiley        WCW  
S5   2345 Charles Robinson     WCW  


DEN (O)
Coach  William Baldwin
GK   3704 Mandy Magenta        NRU  
DF   3797 Georgie Porgie       NRU  
DF   3825 Old_King Cole        NRU  
DF   3836 Jill Hill            NRU  
DF   4032 Jerry Hall           NRU  
DF   2873 Little_Jenny Wren    NRU  
MF < 3319 Sulky Sue            NRU  
MF < 3685 Penny Pink           NRU  
FW > 4142 Davy Dumpling        NRU  
FW ^ 3636 King Boggen          NRU  
FW ^ 3637 Robert Rowley        NRU  

S1   3088 Lucy Locket          NRU  
S4   2874 Jack Jelf            NRU  
S5   2310 Little_Po Flinders   NRU  


Officials from Wales:
	referee      Walter Burge
	assistant referee #1  John Collins
	assistant referee #2  Kevin Parry


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Burge signals the kick-off!

Min   1: Chris Masters (PHI MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Shelton Benjamin (PHI MF) pushes forward.

Min   5: PHI make a quick pass to Trish Stratus, whose promising chance ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Mandy Magenta!

Min   7: PHI decent volley by Charlie Haas ...
         ... is deflected onto the bar by DF Old_King Cole!

Min   7: PHI promising long-range shot by Lot 99 ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Mandy Magenta!

Min   8: DEN desperate chance by Robert Rowley ...
         ... is deflected onto the post by FW Lot 99!

Min   9: PHI win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Bobby Lashley ...
         ... the cross finds Shelton Benjamin, whose promising chance ...
         ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... Bobby Lashley is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  PHI 1  -  DEN 0

Min  10: PHI decent effort by Shelton Benjamin ...
         ... bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  PHI 2  -  DEN 0

Min  10: Lot 99 (PHI FW) makes a foul just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Burge awards DEN a direct free kick!
         ... Sulky Sue takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is unstoppable! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  PHI 2  -  DEN 1

Min  12: Old_King Cole (DEN DF) is easily tackled by Chris Masters (PHI MF).

Min  14: PHI win a corner kick, which is taken by Bobby Lashley ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Randy Orton, whose promising long shot ...
         ... is smothered by GK Mandy Magenta!

Min  16: DEN difficult long-range shot by Sulky Sue ...
         ... goes in off the post! GOAL!!!
         ... Davy Dumpling is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  PHI 2  -  DEN 2

Min  16: DEN really difficult volley by Robert Rowley ...
         ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  PHI 2  -  DEN 3

Min  16: Chris Masters (PHI MF) tackles violently Georgie Porgie ... 
         ... referee Burge shows Masters a yellow card!

Min  18: PHI decent chance by Danny Davis ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min  19: PHI decent volley by Lot 99 ...
         ... is easily controlled by MF Sulky Sue!

Min  23: PHI decent chance by Chris Masters ...
         ... is punted upfield by MF Sulky Sue!

Min  24: PHI decent shot by Trish Stratus ...
         ... just beats the keeper's fingertips! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  PHI 3  -  DEN 3

Min  30: DEN win a corner kick, which is taken by Sulky Sue ...
         ... the cross finds Davy Dumpling, whose desperate volley ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min  30: PHI smart play releases Chris Masters, whose decent shot ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... Lot 99 is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  PHI 4  -  DEN 3

Min  33: Bobby Lashley (PHI SW) boots the ball out of reach of Georgie Porgie (DEN DF).

Min  34: PHI win a corner kick, which is taken by Bobby Lashley ...
         ... the cross finds Charlie Haas, whose decent attempt ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  35: PHI promising chance by Charlie Haas ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by DF Old_King Cole!

Min  36: PHI decent chance by Shelton Benjamin ...
         ... is scrambled over the bar by GK Mandy Magenta!

Min  36: DEN really difficult header by Davy Dumpling ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Brock Lesnar!

Min  37: Sulky Sue (DEN MF) robs the ball from Bobby Lashley (PHI SW).

Min  38: PHI promising shot by Trish Stratus ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Georgie Porgie!

Min  38: PHI win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Bobby Lashley ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Charlie Haas, whose promising shot ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min  41: PHI promising effort by Trish Stratus ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  PHI 5  -  DEN 3

Min  42: PHI decent long-range shot by Chris Masters ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min  45: DEN really difficult long-range shot by Georgie Porgie ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Charlie Haas!

Min  45: Pheeeep! Referee Burge signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  PHI 5  -  DEN 3  [ 13  -  3 (1 fk) ]

Manager Jeremy Billones shouts orders in PHI's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out MF Danny Davis ...
	Danny Davis goes to shower and Booker T takes his place.
  he wants to sub out FW Lot 99 ...
	Lot 99 goes to shower and Lot 93 takes his place.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Burge gets the second half on the way!

Min  47: PHI promising chance by Shelton Benjamin ...
         ... is turned onto the bar by GK Mandy Magenta!

Min  47: Jerry Hall (DEN DF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Burge awards PHI a direct free kick!
         ... Bobby Lashley takes the kick ...
         ... the shot goes in off the post! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  PHI 6  -  DEN 3

Min  47: PHI adopts stalling tactic.

Min  47: Chris Masters (PHI MF) drops back.

Min  47: Shelton Benjamin (PHI MF) drops back.

Min  51: DEN fast break sets up Robert Rowley, whose hopeless header ...
         ... assistant referee Parry judges the play to be just offside!

Min  53: PHI desperate shot by Trish Stratus ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by MF Sulky Sue!

Min  57: Charlie Haas (PHI MF) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Burge surprises everybody by waving the play on.

Min  63: PHI desperate chance by Lot 93 ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by DF Georgie Porgie!

Min  64: PHI desperate long-range shot by Great Khali ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Mandy Magenta!

Min  64: Trish Stratus (PHI FW) forces a bad pass from Old_King Cole (DEN DF).

Min  64: Robert Rowley (DEN FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  68: PHI win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Bobby Lashley ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Lot 93, whose desperate volley ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min  68: DEN hopeless long-range shot by Jill Hill ...
         ... is calmly cleared by DF Randy Orton!

Min  70: PHI difficult shot by Charlie Haas ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  79: Jill Hill (DEN DF) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 5 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min  86: PHI really difficult volley by Charlie Haas ...
         ... is deflected onto the bar by DF Little_Jenny Wren!

Min  87: DEN desperate header by Robert Rowley ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Randy Orton!

Min  89: Jerry Hall (DEN DF) trips Chris Masters just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Burge awards PHI a direct free kick!
         ... Bobby Lashley takes the kick ...
         ... the shot grazes the woodwork!

Min  90: PHI desperate long-range shot by Chris Masters ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Georgie Porgie!

Min  90: Manager Jeremy Billones (PHI) orders his team to take it easy.

Min  91: Pheeeep! Referee Burge blows the final whistle!


Final score:  PHI 6  -  DEN 3

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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PHI vs DEN:  6 - 3  [ 17 (2 fk)  -  4 (1 fk) ]

PHI (S)
GK   Chavo Guerrero                 (-3:0 0 0 1)
SW   Bobby Lashley                  (1:2 1 0 0)
DF   Great Khali                    (0:1 0 0 0)
DF   Randy Orton                    (0:1 0 2 0)
DF   Brock Lesnar                   (0:0 0 1 0)
MF < Chris Masters                  (1:2 0 0 0) YC 
MF < Shelton Benjamin               (2:4 0 0 0)
MF ^ Charlie Haas                   (0:3 0 1 0)
MF ^ Danny Davis                    (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @45 
MF ^ Booker T                       (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 
FW   Trish Stratus                  (2:3 0 0 0)
FW < Lot 93                         (0:1 0 0 0) entered @45 
FW < Lot 99                         (0:1 1 1 0) subbed @45 


DEN (O)
GK   Mandy Magenta                  (-6:0 0 0 6)
DF   Georgie Porgie                 (0:0 0 3 0)
DF   Old_King Cole                  (0:0 0 2 0)
DF   Jill Hill                      (0:0 0 0 0)
DF   Jerry Hall                     (0:0 0 0 0)
DF   Little_Jenny Wren              (0:0 0 1 0)
MF < Sulky Sue                      (2:2 0 3 0)
MF < Penny Pink                     (0:0 0 0 0)
FW > Davy Dumpling                  (0:1 1 0 0)
FW ^ King Boggen                    (0:0 0 0 0)
FW ^ Robert Rowley                  (1:2 0 0 0)


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  DEN  FW  S. Sue
    **  PHI  MF  S. Benjamin
     *  PHI  FW  T. Stratus

Offsides:  PHI:  0      DEN:  1

