Date: Tue, 5 May 2009 00:14:22 +0300 (EEST)

WC - Day #4 Group C Matches
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1  DEN - FRA
2  ENG - PHI

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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Day #04:  Denmark (#4 seed) (#4 in C)  vs  France (#1 seed) (#3 in C)

61779 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 112507189

Starting lineups
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DEN (O)
Coach  William Baldwin
GK   2310 Little_Po Flinders   NRU  
DF   3797 Georgie Porgie       NRU  
DF   3825 Old_King Cole        NRU  
DF   3836 Jill Hill            NRU  
DF   4032 Jerry Hall           NRU  
DF   3089 Betty Blue           NRU  
MF < 3319 Sulky Sue            NRU  
MF < 3685 Penny Pink           NRU  
FW > 4142 Davy Dumpling        NRU  
FW ^ 3636 King Boggen          NRU  
FW ^ 3637 Robert Rowley        NRU  

S4   2874 Jack Jelf            NRU  


FRA
Coach  Iskobounmish
GK   3269 Nowhere Man          LH   
DF   3575 Jeanne Cherhal       IM   
DF   3577 Sexy Sadie           LH   
DF   3578 Hey Jude             LH   
MF   3941 Simona Peycheva      IM   
MF   3777 Lynda Lemay          IM   
MF   3576 Olivia Ruiz          IM   
MF   3268 Liane Foly           IM   
FW   3778 Warm Gun             LH   
FW   3270 Hey Bulldog          LH   
FW   3067 Axelle Red           IM   

S1   3942 Vera Sessina         IM   
S2   4038 Sun King             LH   
S3   2501 Andre Rey            IM   
S4   4116 Anna Bessonova       IM   


Officials from Italy:
	referee      Pierluigi Collina
	assistant referee #1  Mauro Fiori
	assistant referee #2  Maurizio Padovan


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Collina signals the kick-off!

Min   1: Sexy Sadie (FRA DF) gets orders to mark.

Min   1: Hey Jude (FRA DF) switches to play SW.

Min   1: Simona Peycheva (FRA MF) drops back.

Min   1: Lynda Lemay (FRA MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Liane Foly (FRA MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: King Boggen (DEN FW) is getting marked by Sexy Sadie.

Min   2: FRA decent effort by Lynda Lemay ...
         ... is deflected onto the bar by DF Jerry Hall!

Min   3: FRA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Simona Peycheva ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Hey Bulldog, whose promising shot ...
         ... goes through the keeper's legs! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  DEN 0  -  FRA 1

Min   3: DEN really difficult long shot by Jerry Hall ...
         ... assistant referee Padovan judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min   3: Axelle Red (FRA FW) makes a foul just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Collina awards DEN a direct free kick!
         ... Sulky Sue takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is saved easily by GK Nowhere Man!

Min   4: FRA promising attempt by Olivia Ruiz ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min   4: Sexy Sadie (FRA DF) tackles violently Georgie Porgie ... 
         ... referee Collina shows Sadie a yellow card!

Min   4: Sexy Sadie (FRA DF) starts playing passively.

Min  10: FRA decent long-range shot by Simona Peycheva ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  12: FRA decent shot by Olivia Ruiz ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Georgie Porgie!

Min  14: DEN desperate chance by Davy Dumpling ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Sexy Sadie!

Min  14: FRA promising attempt by Axelle Red ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  18: DEN difficult attempt by Davy Dumpling ...
         ... is headed clear by SW Hey Jude!

Min  18: FRA good attempt by Hey Bulldog ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  DEN 0  -  FRA 2

Min  18: Little_Po Flinders (DEN GK) kicks the ball away after the whistle ... 
         ... referee Collina shows Flinders a yellow card!

Min  22: DEN win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Sulky Sue ...
         ... the cross finds Robert Rowley, whose really difficult effort ...
         ... is punched to safety by GK Nowhere Man!

Min  23: FRA decent shot by Lynda Lemay ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Little_Po Flinders!

Min  24: FRA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Simona Peycheva ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Hey Bulldog, whose decent chance ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Little_Po Flinders!

Min  24: FRA promising long-range shot by Axelle Red ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by DF Jerry Hall!

Min  28: FRA promising volley by Axelle Red ...
         ... goes through the keeper's legs! GOAL!!!
         ... Warm Gun is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  DEN 0  -  FRA 3

Min  28: Jeanne Cherhal (FRA DF) boots the ball out of reach of Sulky Sue (DEN MF).

Min  28: Manager Iskobounmish (FRA) orders his team to take it easy.

Min  29: DEN difficult long-range shot by Davy Dumpling ...
         ... clips the bar!

Min  30: DEN really difficult header by Davy Dumpling ...
         ... assistant referee Padovan judges the play to be barely offside!

Min  32: Jill Hill (DEN DF) is easily tackled by Warm Gun (FRA FW).

Min  37: FRA mediocre effort by Hey Bulldog ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Georgie Porgie!

Min  37: FRA promising long-range shot by Olivia Ruiz ...
         ... bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... Axelle Red is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  DEN 0  -  FRA 4

Min  40: FRA make a quick pass to Axelle Red, whose mediocre attempt ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Little_Po Flinders!

Min  44: FRA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Liane Foly ...
         ... the cross finds Olivia Ruiz, whose decent header ...
         ... beats the helpless keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... Liane Foly is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  DEN 0  -  FRA 5

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Collina signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  DEN 0  -  FRA 5  [ 4 (1 fk)  -  11 ]

Manager Iskobounmish shouts orders in FRA's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out DF Jeanne Cherhal ...
	Jeanne Cherhal goes to shower and Vera Sessina takes his place.
  DF Vera Sessina can't switch from DF to MF. Too few DF!

  MF Olivia Ruiz switches to play DF.
  FW Warm Gun starts playing passively.
  FW Axelle Red starts playing passively.
  he wants to sub out FW Axelle Red ...
	Axelle Red goes to shower and Sun King takes his place.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Collina gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: Vera Sessina (FRA DF) switches to play MF.

Min  46: Sun King (FRA FW) starts playing passively.

Min  47: DEN desperate volley by Jill Hill ...
         ... is easily controlled by DF Olivia Ruiz!

Min  47: FRA mediocre attempt by Warm Gun ...
         ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  DEN 0  -  FRA 6

Min  48: FRA decent attempt by Liane Foly ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Georgie Porgie!

Min  50: Olivia Ruiz (FRA DF) starts playing passively.

Min  52: FRA mediocre long-range shot by Hey Jude ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min  53: DEN difficult long-range shot by Betty Blue ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  53: FRA promising effort by Hey Bulldog ...
         ... is deflected onto the bar by MF Penny Pink!

Min  54: FRA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Sexy Sadie ...
         ... the cross finds Hey Bulldog, whose decent volley ...
         ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!!
         ... Sexy Sadie is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  DEN 0  -  FRA 7

Min  56: FRA mediocre chance by Hey Bulldog ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  59: DEN difficult attempt by Robert Rowley ...
         ... is punted upfield by SW Hey Jude!

Min  60: DEN really difficult header by Davy Dumpling ...
         ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK Nowhere Man!

Min  61: FRA decent chance by Hey Bulldog ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... Lynda Lemay is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  DEN 0  -  FRA 8

Min  63: FRA mediocre shot by Lynda Lemay ...
         ... is deflected onto the bar by DF Jill Hill!

Min  65: Jill Hill (DEN DF) elbows Olivia Ruiz ... 
         ... referee Collina shows Hill a yellow card!

Min  66: Liane Foly (FRA MF) is brutally tackled by Jerry Hall (DEN DF).

Min  70: Nowhere Man (FRA GK) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Andre Rey enters the field.

Min  72: FRA decent long shot by Olivia Ruiz ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  73: Betty Blue (DEN DF) bumps into the linesman ... 
         ... referee Collina shows Blue a red card!

Min  76: FRA promising long-range shot by Warm Gun ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... Sun King is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  DEN 0  -  FRA 9

Min  77: FRA win a corner kick, which is taken by Liane Foly ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Sun King, whose good attempt ...
         ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  DEN 0  -  FRA 10

Min  78: FRA decent attempt by Sun King ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by DF Jerry Hall!

Min  78: Georgie Porgie (DEN DF) is pushed aside by Warm Gun (FRA FW).

Min  80: DEN really difficult shot by Jerry Hall ...
         ... is calmly cleared by DF Sexy Sadie!

Min  80: FRA decent effort by Vera Sessina ...
         ... is smothered by GK Little_Po Flinders!

Min  81: FRA decent volley by Hey Bulldog ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by DF Jill Hill!

Min  82: DEN difficult shot by Davy Dumpling ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Olivia Ruiz!

Min  84: FRA decent effort by Warm Gun ...
         ... slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  DEN 0  -  FRA 11

Min  86: FRA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Liane Foly ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Olivia Ruiz, whose decent long shot ...
         ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  DEN 0  -  FRA 12

Min  89: FRA decent chance by Sun King ...
         ... is smothered by GK Little_Po Flinders!

Min  90: Sexy Sadie (FRA DF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he can't leave as planned! All substitutions have been used!

Min  91: FRA promising attempt by Simona Peycheva ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Sulky Sue!

Min  92: Pheeeep! Referee Collina blows the final whistle!


Final score:  DEN 0  -  FRA 12

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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DEN vs FRA:  0 - 12  [ 6 (1 fk)  -  23 ]

DEN (O)
GK   Little_Po Flinders             (-12:0 0 0 5) YC 
DF   Georgie Porgie                 (0:0 0 3 0)
DF   Old_King Cole                  (0:0 0 0 0)
DF   Jill Hill                      (0:0 0 2 0) YC 
DF   Jerry Hall                     (0:1 0 3 0)
DF   Betty Blue                     (0:1 0 0 0) RC73 
MF < Sulky Sue                      (0:1 0 1 0)
MF < Penny Pink                     (0:0 0 1 0)
FW > Davy Dumpling                  (0:3 0 0 0)
FW ^ King Boggen                    (0:0 0 0 0)
FW ^ Robert Rowley                  (0:1 0 0 0)


FRA
GK   Nowhere Man                    (0:0 0 0 3) subbed @70 
GK   Andre Rey                      (0:0 0 0 0) entered @70 
SW   Hey Jude                       (0:1 0 2 0)
DF   Jeanne Cherhal                 (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 
DF   Sexy Sadie                     (0:0 1 2 0) YC  marked K. Boggen
DF   Olivia Ruiz                    (3:5 0 2 0)
MF   Vera Sessina                   (0:1 0 0 0) entered @45 
MF < Simona Peycheva                (0:1 0 0 0)
MF > Lynda Lemay                    (0:1 1 0 0)
MF > Liane Foly                     (0:0 1 0 0)
FW   Sun King                       (1:2 1 0 0) entered @45 
FW   Warm Gun                       (3:3 1 0 0)
FW   Hey Bulldog                    (4:6 0 0 0)
FW   Axelle Red                     (1:3 1 0 0) subbed @45 


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  FRA  FW  H. Bulldog
    **  FRA  MF  O. Ruiz
     *  FRA  FW  W. Gun

Offsides:  DEN:  2      FRA:  0


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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Day #04:  England (#2 seed) (#1 in C)  vs  The Philippines (#3 seed) (#2 in C)

67866 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 34967

Starting lineups
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ENG (B)
Coach  Mark and Trevor
GK   4218 General Melchett     BBT  
DF   3780 Return To_Dark_Ages  NAT  
DF   3769 Tim Bisley           BBT  
MF < 3273 Eat Horses           NAT  
MF < 3274 Eat Haggis           NAT  
FW < 3947 Support Dictators    NAT  
FW < 3928 Alan Statham         BBT  
FW < 3781 SellOnions On_A_Bike NAT  
FW < 3770 Gordon Ottershaw     BBT  
FW < 3583 IgnoreUN Resolutions NAT  
FW < 3571 Gaspode TheWonderDog BBT  

S1   4119 F**k Tibet           NAT  
S2   3037 Jeff Murdoch         BBT  
S3   3258 Jane Christie        BBT  
S4   4110 Basil Fawlty         BBT  
S5   4064 Vicky Pollard        BBT  


PHI
Coach  Jeremy Billones
GK   3618 Chavo Guerrero       WCW  
SW   3966 Bobby Lashley        WCW  
DF   4127 Great Khali          WCW  
DF   3967 Randy Orton          WCW  
DF   3304 Brock Lesnar         WCW  
MF   3806 Chris Masters        WCW  
MF   3619 Shelton Benjamin     WCW  
MF ^ 3305 Charlie Haas         WCW  
MF ^ 4234 Danny Davis          WCW  
FW   4128 Trish Stratus        WCW  
FW < 3079 Lot 99               WCW  

S1 ^ 2878 Booker T             WCW  
S2 < 3078 Lot 93               WCW  
S3   2879 Shane McMahon        WCW  
S4   2569 Norman Smiley        WCW  
S5   2345 Charles Robinson     WCW  


Officials from Scotland:
	referee      Leslie Mottram
	assistant referee #1  Kevin Bisset
	assistant referee #2  Robert Orr


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Mottram signals the kick-off!

Min   1: Chris Masters (PHI MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Shelton Benjamin (PHI MF) pushes forward.

Min   2: PHI excellent attempt by Chris Masters ...
         ... assistant referee Bisset judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min   3: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Gordon Ottershaw ...
         ... the cross finds Gaspode TheWonderDog, whose promising chance ...
         ... goes in off the post! GOAL!!!
         ... Gordon Ottershaw is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ENG 1  -  PHI 0

Min   5: ENG promising shot by SellOnions On_A_Bike ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ENG 2  -  PHI 0

Min   6: PHI win a corner kick, which is taken by Bobby Lashley ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Shelton Benjamin, whose excellent volley ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min   6: ENG promising long-range shot by Eat Horses ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min  10: PHI excellent attempt by Trish Stratus ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Return To_Dark_Ages!

Min  10: ENG promising header by SellOnions On_A_Bike ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by DF Brock Lesnar!

Min  11: Great Khali (PHI DF) tackles violently Return To_Dark_Ages ... 
         ... referee Mottram shows Khali a yellow card!

Min  15: PHI excellent long-range shot by Shelton Benjamin ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK General Melchett!

Min  18: ENG good chance by Eat Haggis ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min  19: PHI excellent chance by Trish Stratus ...
         ... bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... Chris Masters is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ENG 2  -  PHI 1

Min  19: ENG promising long-range shot by Eat Haggis ...
         ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min  20: ENG excellent long shot by Return To_Dark_Ages ...
         ... is smothered by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min  22: Tim Bisley (ENG DF) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Mottram shows Bisley a yellow card!

Min  24: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Gaspode TheWonderDog ...
         ... the cross finds Alan Statham, whose promising effort ...
         ... assistant referee Orr judges the play to be barely offside!

Min  25: ENG good shot by Gordon Ottershaw ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by MF Danny Davis!

Min  25: PHI beat the trap with a quick pass to Chris Masters, whose excellent attempt ...
         ... bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ENG 2  -  PHI 2

Min  25: IgnoreUN Resolutions (ENG FW) calmly steals the ball from Danny Davis (PHI MF).

Min  30: PHI good shot by Trish Stratus ...
         ... is punted upfield by MF Eat Horses!

Min  33: Bobby Lashley (PHI SW) boots the ball out of reach of Return To_Dark_Ages (ENG DF).

Min  34: Eat Horses (ENG MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  37: ENG good shot by Gordon Ottershaw ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... IgnoreUN Resolutions is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ENG 3  -  PHI 2

Min  37: General Melchett (ENG GK) elbows Bobby Lashley ... 
         ... referee Mottram shows Melchett a yellow card!

Min  38: PHI win a corner kick, which is taken by Bobby Lashley ...
         ... the cross finds Randy Orton, whose good long shot ...
         ... is smothered by GK General Melchett!

Min  39: PHI excellent long-range shot by Charlie Haas ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  39: ENG good header by Eat Haggis ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Randy Orton!

Min  41: PHI good header by Chris Masters ...
         ... is just palmed away by GK General Melchett!

Min  41: ENG excellent volley by IgnoreUN Resolutions ...
         ... assistant referee Orr judges the play to be just offside!

Min  41: Eat Horses (ENG MF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Mottram awards PHI a direct free kick!
         ... Bobby Lashley takes the kick ...
         ... the shot goes through the keeper's legs! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ENG 3  -  PHI 3

Min  43: ENG promising long-range shot by IgnoreUN Resolutions ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  45: PHI excellent attempt by Charlie Haas ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Eat Haggis!

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Mottram signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  ENG 3  -  PHI 3  [ 10  -  8 (1 fk) ]

Manager Mark and Trevor shouts orders in ENG's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out DF Tim Bisley ...
	Tim Bisley goes to shower and F**k Tibet takes his place.
  he wants to sub out MF Eat Horses ...
	Eat Horses goes to shower and Jeff Murdoch takes his place.
  MF Jeff Murdoch drops back.
  he wants to sub out FW Alan Statham ...
	Alan Statham goes to shower and Jane Christie takes his place.
  FW Jane Christie drops back.

Manager Jeremy Billones shouts orders in PHI's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out MF Danny Davis ...
	Danny Davis goes to shower and Booker T takes his place.
  he wants to sub out FW Lot 99 ...
	Lot 99 goes to shower and Lot 93 takes his place.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Mottram gets the second half on the way!

Min  47: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Gordon Ottershaw ...
         ... the cross finds Gaspode TheWonderDog, whose promising volley ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min  47: PHI excellent attempt by Chris Masters ...
         ... assistant referee Orr is searching for his binoculars ...
         ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ENG 3  -  PHI 4

Min  51: ENG good effort by F**k Tibet ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by MF Booker T!

Min  51: ENG promising header by Gaspode TheWonderDog ...
         ... is punched to safety by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min  53: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Return To_Dark_Ages ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Gordon Ottershaw, whose promising effort ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ENG 4  -  PHI 4

Min  53: F**k Tibet (ENG DF) forces a bad pass from Booker T (PHI MF).

Min  54: Trish Stratus (PHI FW) punches Gordon Ottershaw ... 
         ... referee Mottram shows Stratus a yellow card!

Min  57: Bobby Lashley (PHI SW) heads the ball away from Gordon Ottershaw (ENG FW).

Min  59: ENG decent attempt by Jane Christie ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... IgnoreUN Resolutions is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ENG 5  -  PHI 4

Min  62: PHI good long-range shot by Charlie Haas ...
         ... slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ENG 5  -  PHI 5

Min  62: PHI good long shot by Randy Orton ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  63: ENG good header by Jane Christie ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Charlie Haas!

Min  64: ENG good long-range shot by Gordon Ottershaw ...
         ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!!
         ... Eat Haggis is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ENG 6  -  PHI 5

Min  64: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Return To_Dark_Ages ...
         ... the cross finds SellOnions On_A_Bike, whose good header ...
         ... is smothered by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min  67: PHI good shot by Chris Masters ...
         ... bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ENG 6  -  PHI 6

Min  70: ENG good chance by Support Dictators ...
         ... assistant referee Bisset is flirting with a spectator ...
         ... is just palmed away by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min  71: PHI win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Bobby Lashley ...
         ... the cross finds Booker T, whose good chance ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min  71: SellOnions On_A_Bike (ENG FW) trips Trish Stratus just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Mottram awards PHI a direct free kick!
         ... Bobby Lashley takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is smothered by GK General Melchett!

Min  72: PHI good long-range shot by Booker T ...
         ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!!
         ... Charlie Haas is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ENG 6  -  PHI 7

Min  75: PHI win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Bobby Lashley ...
         ... the cross finds Brock Lesnar, whose good long shot ...
         ... is fisted away by GK General Melchett!

Min  75: ENG promising long-range shot by Gaspode TheWonderDog ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Randy Orton!

Min  76: PHI excellent long shot by Randy Orton ...
         ... beats the helpless keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... Chris Masters is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ENG 6  -  PHI 8

Min  76: PHI adopts stalling tactic.

Min  76: Chris Masters (PHI MF) drops back.

Min  76: Shelton Benjamin (PHI MF) drops back.

Min  77: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by F**k Tibet ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Support Dictators, whose difficult shot ...
         ... trickles over the line! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ENG 7  -  PHI 8

Min  77: PHI discards their tactics.

Min  77: Chris Masters (PHI MF) pushes forward.

Min  77: Shelton Benjamin (PHI MF) pushes forward.

Min  78: PHI good header by Chris Masters ...
         ... is headed clear by FW SellOnions On_A_Bike!

Min  80: ENG good chance by Support Dictators ...
         ... is punted upfield by MF Charlie Haas!

Min  82: Jeff Murdoch (ENG MF) goes down just outside PHI's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Mottram waves play on.

Min  85: ENG good attempt by Gaspode TheWonderDog ...
         ... just beats the keeper's fingertips! GOAL!!!
         ... IgnoreUN Resolutions is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ENG 8  -  PHI 8

Min  85: PHI fast break sets up Lot 93, whose good volley ...
         ... assistant referee Orr judges the play to be barely offside!

Min  86: ENG promising long-range shot by Jeff Murdoch ...
         ... is well wide!

Min  86: ENG promising chance by SellOnions On_A_Bike ...
         ... clips the bar!

Min  86: Great Khali (PHI DF) goes down just outside ENG's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Mottram waves play on.

Min  86: Eat Haggis (ENG MF) makes a foul inside the penalty box ... 
         ... referee Mottram awards PHI a penalty kick!
         ... Chris Masters takes the kick ...
         ... the shot forces the keeper to dive for cover! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ENG 8  -  PHI 9

Min  90: Pheeeep! Referee Mottram blows the final whistle!


Final score:  ENG 8  -  PHI 9

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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ENG vs PHI:  8 - 9  [ 21  -  17 (2 fk  1 pk) ]

ENG (B)
GK   General Melchett               (-9:0 0 0 5) YC 
DF   F**k Tibet                     (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 
DF   Return To_Dark_Ages            (0:1 0 1 0)
DF   Tim Bisley                     (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45  YC 
MF < Eat Horses                     (0:1 0 1 0) subbed @45 
MF < Eat Haggis                     (0:2 1 1 0)
MF < Jeff Murdoch                   (0:1 0 0 0) entered @45 
FW < Support Dictators              (1:2 0 0 0)
FW < Alan Statham                   (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @45 
FW < SellOnions On_A_Bike           (1:3 0 1 0)
FW < Gordon Ottershaw               (3:3 1 0 0)
FW < IgnoreUN Resolutions           (0:2 3 0 0)
FW < Gaspode TheWonderDog           (2:4 0 0 0)
FW < Jane Christie                  (1:1 0 0 0) entered @45 


PHI
GK   Chavo Guerrero                 (-8:0 0 0 8)
SW   Bobby Lashley                  (1:2 0 0 0)
DF   Great Khali                    (0:0 0 0 0) YC 
DF   Randy Orton                    (1:3 0 2 0)
DF   Brock Lesnar                   (0:1 0 1 0)
MF > Chris Masters                  (4:6 2 0 0)
MF > Shelton Benjamin               (0:2 0 0 0)
MF ^ Charlie Haas                   (1:2 1 2 0)
MF ^ Danny Davis                    (0:0 0 1 0) subbed @45 
MF ^ Booker T                       (1:2 0 1 0) entered @45 
FW   Trish Stratus                  (1:1 0 0 0) YC 
FW < Lot 93                         (0:1 0 0 0) entered @45 
FW < Lot 99                         (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  PHI  MF  C. Masters
    **  ENG  FW  G. Ottershaw
     *  PHI  MF  C. Haas

Offsides:  ENG:  2      PHI:  2

