Date: Tue, 5 May 2009 00:14:17 +0300 (EEST)

WC - Day #4 Group B Matches
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1  IRL - HOL
2  CHI - TUR

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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Day #04:  Irish Hangover Squad (#2 seed) (#3 in B)  vs  Nederland (#3 seed) (#4 in B)

62920 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 2100364

Starting lineups
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IRL (O)
Coach  Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy
GK   3579 _ Cowthulhu          MOO  
DF   4179 TeamOf Mavericks     MAD  
DF   3944 Child MOOlester      MOO  
DF   4228 Psy Cowsis           MOO  
DF   3295 Dairy Heir           MOO  
MF   3046 MOO Tility           MOO  
MF   3796 MOO Googaipan        MOO  
MF   3580 _ MOOgoth            MOO  
FW ^ 3945 Cownal Knowledge     MOO  
FW   3909 Student Teacher      MAD  
FW ^ 3296 _ decowlettage       MOO  

S1   3756 Triple Double        MAD  
S2   3910 Graduate Student     MAD  
S3   4117 Kau-kau Time         MOO  
S4   2848 AMOOlea Earhart      MOO  
S5   4087 Close Proximity      MAD  


HOL (L)
Coach  Bert en Ernie
GK   3663 GiantPiero Combi     IFE  
DF   3939 Pietro VieriChowod   IFE  
DF   3792 H5 N1                MAM  
DF   3672 Hardened Arteries    MAM  
DF   3940 Angelo NiLivio       IFE  
DF   3267 Vicenzo Montzerella  IFE  
MF < 3899 Vibrio Vulnificus    MAM  
MF < 3065 JonDamian Tomasisson IFE  
FW   3793 Bubonic Plague       MAM  
FW   3791 _ LucaToniTelli      IFE  
FW   3610 Giga RivaRocci       IFE  

S1   3726 Bird Flu             MAM  
S2   4135 Alma MaterPazzia     IFE  
S3   3451 HIV Positive         MAM  


Officials from Norway:
	referee      Roy Olsen
	assistant referee #1  Steinar Roland
	assistant referee #2  Aril Sundet


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Olsen signals the kick-off!

Min   1: IRL discards their tactics.

Min   1: IRL really difficult volley by Psy Cowsis ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by DF Angelo NiLivio!

Min   4: HOL mediocre shot by _ LucaToniTelli ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK _ Cowthulhu!

Min   5: IRL win a corner kick, which is taken by Student Teacher ...
         ... the cross finds Cownal Knowledge, whose really difficult chance ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min   7: Hardened Arteries (HOL DF) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Olsen exchanges few words with Arteries.

Min   8: HOL win a corner kick, which is taken by Vicenzo Montzerella ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Vibrio Vulnificus, whose mediocre volley ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min   9: HOL decent long-range shot by Angelo NiLivio ...
         ... clips the bar!

Min  12: IRL really difficult long-range shot by MOO Tility ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  12: HOL mediocre effort by Giga RivaRocci ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Child MOOlester!

Min  13: IRL really difficult attempt by MOO Tility ...
         ... trickles over the line! GOAL!!!
         ... _ MOOgoth is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  IRL 1  -  HOL 0

Min  13: Vicenzo Montzerella (HOL DF) switches to play FW.

Min  17: IRL difficult effort by Cownal Knowledge ...
         ... is scrambled over the bar by GK GiantPiero Combi!

Min  17: HOL promising attempt by JonDamian Tomasisson ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min  17: Hardened Arteries (HOL DF) goes down inside IRL's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Olsen stunns the crowd by awarding HOL a penalty kick!
         ... Giga RivaRocci takes the kick ...
         ... the shot just beats the keeper's fingertips! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  IRL 1  -  HOL 1

Min  17: Vicenzo Montzerella (HOL FW) switches to play DF.

Min  19: HOL mediocre long-range shot by Angelo NiLivio ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Dairy Heir!

Min  19: Dairy Heir (IRL DF) steals the ball from Hardened Arteries (HOL DF).

Min  23: IRL really difficult volley by _ decowlettage ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF H5 N1!

Min  25: _ decowlettage (IRL FW) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Olsen awards HOL a direct free kick!
         ... Giga RivaRocci takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is held comfortably by GK _ Cowthulhu!

Min  27: Pietro VieriChowod (HOL DF) robs the ball from MOO Tility (IRL MF).

Min  31: IRL mediocre chance by Student Teacher ...
         ... is punted upfield by MF Vibrio Vulnificus!

Min  33: HOL mediocre effort by _ LucaToniTelli ...
         ... is saved easily by GK _ Cowthulhu!

Min  35: IRL difficult header by Student Teacher ...
         ... assistant referee Sundet judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  36: IRL really difficult long-range shot by Dairy Heir ...
         ... is just palmed away by GK GiantPiero Combi!

Min  37: IRL win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Student Teacher ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Dairy Heir, whose difficult long shot ...
         ... is turned onto the bar by GK GiantPiero Combi!

Min  41: HOL decent long-range shot by Angelo NiLivio ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  43: HOL mediocre shot by _ LucaToniTelli ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Psy Cowsis!

Min  45: Pheeeep! Referee Olsen signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  IRL 1  -  HOL 1  [ 7  -  6 (1 fk  1 pk) ]

Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy shouts orders in IRL's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out FW Student Teacher ...
	Student Teacher goes to shower and Graduate Student takes his place.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Olsen gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: IRL difficult chance by _ MOOgoth ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF H5 N1!

Min  46: HOL promising attempt by Vibrio Vulnificus ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  46: Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy (IRL) orders his team to play rough.

Min  47: IRL mediocre chance by Cownal Knowledge ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK GiantPiero Combi!

Min  47: IRL mediocre long-range shot by Psy Cowsis ...
         ... is saved easily by GK GiantPiero Combi!

Min  50: IRL really difficult attempt by MOO Googaipan ...
         ... is smothered by GK GiantPiero Combi!

Min  53: IRL mediocre shot by _ MOOgoth ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Angelo NiLivio!

Min  53: HOL mediocre long-range shot by Giga RivaRocci ...
         ... is turned onto the bar by GK _ Cowthulhu!

Min  53: TeamOf Mavericks (IRL DF) dives just outside HOL's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Olsen waves play on.

Min  55: _ LucaToniTelli (HOL FW) is just tackled by Dairy Heir (IRL DF).

Min  57: HOL decent attempt by _ LucaToniTelli ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Child MOOlester!

Min  59: HOL mediocre volley by Giga RivaRocci ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK _ Cowthulhu!

Min  59: Dairy Heir (IRL DF) is pushed aside by Pietro VieriChowod (HOL DF).

Min  62: MOO Tility (IRL MF) trips Pietro VieriChowod just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Olsen awards HOL a direct free kick!
         ... _ LucaToniTelli takes the kick ...
         ... the shot grazes the woodwork!

Min  62: Child MOOlester (IRL DF) punches Pietro VieriChowod ... 
         ... referee Olsen exchanges few words with MOOlester.

Min  63: IRL difficult long-range shot by _ decowlettage ...
         ... is fisted away by GK GiantPiero Combi!

Min  64: IRL difficult effort by _ MOOgoth ...
         ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK GiantPiero Combi!

Min  68: IRL win an indirect free kick, which is taken by MOO Googaipan ...
         ... the cross finds Graduate Student, whose mediocre volley ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK GiantPiero Combi!

Min  68: HOL mediocre shot by JonDamian Tomasisson ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by MF _ MOOgoth!

Min  69: HOL difficult shot by _ LucaToniTelli ...
         ... clips the post!

Min  69: IRL mediocre long-range shot by _ MOOgoth ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Hardened Arteries!

Min  72: IRL difficult shot by _ MOOgoth ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Angelo NiLivio!

Min  72: Dairy Heir (IRL DF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Triple Double enters the field.

Min  73: Vibrio Vulnificus (HOL MF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Olsen awards IRL a direct free kick!
         ... Graduate Student takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is held comfortably by GK GiantPiero Combi!

Min  74: _ LucaToniTelli (HOL FW) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Olsen shows LucaToniTelli a yellow card!

Min  75: _ Cowthulhu (IRL GK) is told to sub out ...
         ... it walks off the pitch ...
         ... Close Proximity enters the field.

Min  80: IRL fast break sets up _ MOOgoth, whose mediocre header ...
         ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!!
         ... Cownal Knowledge is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  IRL 2  -  HOL 1

Min  80: Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy (IRL) orders his team to play normally.

Min  80: Angelo NiLivio (HOL DF) switches to play FW.

Min  80: Vicenzo Montzerella (HOL DF) switches to play FW.

Min  81: IRL win a corner kick, which is taken by Triple Double ...
         ... the cross finds _ MOOgoth, whose promising header ...
         ... is saved easily by GK GiantPiero Combi!

Min  81: HOL promising long-range shot by JonDamian Tomasisson ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Close Proximity!

Min  83: HOL promising effort by Giga RivaRocci ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Child MOOlester!

Min  85: IRL decent shot by Cownal Knowledge ...
         ... slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!!
         ... _ MOOgoth is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  IRL 3  -  HOL 1

Min  85: HOL promising attempt by Vibrio Vulnificus ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  85: MOO Tility (IRL MF) switches to play SW.

Min  85: Angelo NiLivio (HOL FW) switches to play DF.

Min  86: Child MOOlester (IRL DF) pushes forward.

Min  87: IRL mediocre long-range shot by Child MOOlester ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF H5 N1!

Min  90: GiantPiero Combi (HOL GK) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... HIV Positive enters the field.

Min  90: Hardened Arteries (HOL DF) is told to sub out ...
         ... it walks off the pitch ...
         ... Bird Flu enters the field.

Min  91: Bird Flu (HOL DF) switches to play SW.

Min  92: Pheeeep! Referee Olsen blows the final whistle!


Final score:  IRL 3  -  HOL 1

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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IRL vs HOL:  3 - 1  [ 16 (1 fk)  -  12 (2 fk  1 pk) ]

IRL
GK   Close Proximity                (0:0 0 0 1) entered @75 
GK   _ Cowthulhu                    (-1:0 0 0 5) subbed @75 
SW   MOO Tility                     (1:2 0 0 0)
DF   TeamOf Mavericks               (0:0 0 0 0)
DF > Child MOOlester                (0:0 0 3 0)
DF   Psy Cowsis                     (0:1 0 1 0)
DF   Triple Double                  (0:0 0 0 0) entered @72 
DF   Dairy Heir                     (0:2 0 1 0) subbed @72 
MF   MOO Googaipan                  (0:1 0 0 0)
MF   _ MOOgoth                      (1:3 2 1 0)
FW ^ Cownal Knowledge               (1:4 1 0 0)
FW   Student Teacher                (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @45 
FW   Graduate Student               (0:2 0 0 0) entered @45 
FW ^ _ decowlettage                 (0:1 0 0 0)


HOL (L)
GK   GiantPiero Combi               (-3:0 0 0 11) subbed @90 
GK   HIV Positive                   (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
SW   Bird Flu                       (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
DF   Pietro VieriChowod             (0:0 0 0 0)
DF   H5 N1                          (0:0 0 3 0)
DF   Hardened Arteries              (0:0 0 1 0) subbed @90 
DF   Angelo NiLivio                 (0:2 0 3 0)
MF < Vibrio Vulnificus              (0:3 0 1 0)
MF < JonDamian Tomasisson           (0:2 0 0 0)
FW   Vicenzo Montzerella            (0:0 0 0 0)
FW   Bubonic Plague                 (0:0 0 0 0)
FW   _ LucaToniTelli                (0:4 0 0 0) YC 
FW   Giga RivaRocci                 (1:4 0 0 0)


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  IRL  MF  _. MOOgoth
    **  IRL  FW  C. Knowledge
     *  HOL  GK  G. Combi

Offsides:  IRL:  1      HOL:  0


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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Day #04:  Chile (#4 seed) (#5 in B)  vs  Turkey (#4 seed) (#1 in B)

66942 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 1060733

Starting lineups
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CHI
Coach  Fernando Quintana
GK   3433 Bela Bartok          TCC  
SW   4147 Michael Praetorius   TCC  
DF   3803 Enrique Granados     TCC  
DF   3644 Carl_Maria von_Weber TCC  
DF   4078 Edward Elgar         TCC  
MF ^ 4148 JP Rameau            TCC  
MF ^ 3804 Anton Bruckner       TCC  
MF   3445 Franz Schubert       TCC  
FW ^ 3959 Antonin Dvorak       TCC  
FW ^ 3645 Nicolo Paganini      TCC  
FW > 3446 Johannes Brahms      TCC  

S1   3958 Claude Debussy       TCC  
S2   3447 Ludwig van_Beethoven TCC  
S3   3437 Peter Tchaikowsky    TCC  
S4   4238 Carl Czerny          TCC  
S5   3442 Felix Mendelssohn    TCC  


TUR (B)
Coach  Henri Farhi
GK   3285 Caroline Car         BGS  
SW   3788 _ Marsupilami        BGS  
DF   3929 _ Farley             BGS  
DF   3789 Lucky Luke           BGS  
MF   4029 Sargeant Schlock     BGS  
MF ^ 3930 _ Spirou             BGS  
MF   3598 _. Asterix           BGS  
MF ^ 3058 Elizabeth Sentinal   BGS  
MF < 3860 Professor Calculus   BGS  
FW < 4129 _. Opus              BGS  
FW   3599 _. Obelix            BGS  

S1   3222 Duck Western         BGS  
S2   2834 Old SlowCoach        BGS  
S3   2835 Iron 'Arry           BGS  
S4   3709 Captain Haddock      BGS  


Officials from Denmark:
	referee      Peter Mikkelsen
	assistant referee #1  Ole Hansen
	assistant referee #2  Jens Larsen


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Mikkelsen signals the kick-off!

Min   1: CHI starts using long ball.

Min   2: TUR good long-range shot by Lucky Luke ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min   4: CHI decent long-range shot by Johannes Brahms ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by SW _ Marsupilami!

Min   4: TUR promising chance by Elizabeth Sentinal ...
         ... is headed clear by SW Michael Praetorius!

Min   8: _ Marsupilami (TUR SW) is calmly blocked by Carl_Maria von_Weber (CHI DF).

Min   9: TUR good chance by _ Spirou ...
         ... is just palmed away by GK Bela Bartok!

Min  13: TUR promising header by _. Opus ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Bela Bartok!

Min  15: CHI mediocre long-range shot by Carl_Maria von_Weber ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  17: TUR decent effort by _. Asterix ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by MF JP Rameau!

Min  19: Enrique Granados (CHI DF) is pushed aside by Sargeant Schlock (TUR MF).

Min  23: CHI mediocre long-range shot by Carl_Maria von_Weber ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by SW _ Marsupilami!

Min  24: TUR promising shot by _. Obelix ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min  25: CHI smart play releases JP Rameau, whose promising volley ...
         ... assistant referee Larsen judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  26: CHI win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Anton Bruckner ...
         ... the cross finds JP Rameau, whose mediocre shot ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Caroline Car!

Min  33: TUR promising effort by _. Opus ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Enrique Granados!

Min  36: CHI decent long-range shot by Antonin Dvorak ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Caroline Car!

Min  36: TUR promising shot by _ Spirou ...
         ... is smothered by GK Bela Bartok!

Min  38: TUR promising long-range shot by _. Opus ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... Professor Calculus is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  CHI 0  -  TUR 1

Min  38: TUR adopts stalling tactic.

Min  38: Manager Henri Farhi (TUR) orders his team to play normally.

Min  38: Sargeant Schlock (TUR MF) switches to play DF.

Min  38: _ Spirou (TUR MF) drops back.

Min  38: _. Asterix (TUR MF) drops back.

Min  38: Elizabeth Sentinal (TUR MF) drops back.

Min  38: _. Obelix (TUR FW) drops back.

Min  45: Pheeeep! Referee Mikkelsen signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  CHI 0  -  TUR 1  [ 4  -  6 ]

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Mikkelsen gets the second half on the way!

Min  47: TUR desperate effort by _. Obelix ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  49: TUR really difficult chance by Professor Calculus ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by MF Anton Bruckner!

Min  52: CHI hopeless long shot by Edward Elgar ...
         ... is smothered by GK Caroline Car!

Min  53: CHI hopeless volley by Nicolo Paganini ...
         ... is punted upfield by SW _ Marsupilami!

Min  58: TUR really difficult effort by _. Obelix ...
         ... is punted upfield by SW Michael Praetorius!

Min  60: CHI hopeless chance by Enrique Granados ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Lucky Luke!

Min  62: _ Marsupilami (TUR SW) steals the ball from Antonin Dvorak (CHI FW).

Min  64: Nicolo Paganini (CHI FW) steals the ball from Sargeant Schlock (TUR DF).

Min  68: CHI hopeless long-range shot by Anton Bruckner ...
         ... is punched to safety by GK Caroline Car!

Min  75: CHI hopeless long-range shot by Michael Praetorius ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Caroline Car!

Min  77: CHI fast break sets up Johannes Brahms, whose hopeless chance ...
         ... is smothered by GK Caroline Car!

Min  78: Elizabeth Sentinal (TUR MF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Mikkelsen awards CHI a direct free kick!
         ... Nicolo Paganini takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK Caroline Car!

Min  80: TUR really difficult header by _. Obelix ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Carl_Maria von_Weber!

Min  80: Anton Bruckner (CHI MF) elbows Professor Calculus ... 
         ... referee Mikkelsen shows Bruckner a yellow card!

Min  81: Professor Calculus (TUR MF) just manages to intercept a pass from Carl_Maria von_Weber (CHI DF).

Min  85: CHI hopeless header by Johannes Brahms ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by DF _ Farley!

Min  88: Professor Calculus (TUR MF) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as twisted ankle ...
         ... 8 rolls of tape get him back to the field.

Min  90: Lucky Luke (TUR DF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Old SlowCoach enters the field.

Min  90: Elizabeth Sentinal (TUR MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... she walks off the pitch ...
         ... Iron 'Arry enters the field.

Min  90: Iron 'Arry (TUR MF) drops back.

Min  90: _. Opus (TUR FW) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Captain Haddock enters the field.

Min  90: Captain Haddock (TUR FW) drops back.

Min  92: Franz Schubert (CHI MF) is confidently tackled by _ Marsupilami (TUR SW).

Min  93: Pheeeep! Referee Mikkelsen blows the final whistle!


Final score:  CHI 0  -  TUR 1

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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CHI vs TUR:  0 - 1  [ 8 (1 fk)  -  7 ]

CHI (L)
GK   Bela Bartok                    (-1:0 0 0 3)
SW   Michael Praetorius             (0:1 0 2 0)
DF   Enrique Granados               (0:0 0 1 0)
DF   Carl_Maria von_Weber           (0:1 0 1 0)
DF   Edward Elgar                   (0:1 0 0 0)
MF ^ JP Rameau                      (0:2 0 1 0)
MF ^ Anton Bruckner                 (0:1 0 1 0) YC 
MF   Franz Schubert                 (0:0 0 0 0)
FW ^ Antonin Dvorak                 (0:1 0 0 0)
FW ^ Nicolo Paganini                (0:1 0 0 0)
FW > Johannes Brahms                (0:1 0 0 0)


TUR (S)
GK   Caroline Car                   (0:0 0 0 7)
SW   _ Marsupilami                  (0:0 0 3 0)
DF   _ Farley                       (0:0 0 1 0)
DF   Lucky Luke                     (0:1 0 1 0) subbed @90 
DF   Sargeant Schlock               (0:0 0 0 0)
DF   Old SlowCoach                  (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
MF < _ Spirou                       (0:2 0 0 0)
MF < _. Asterix                     (0:0 0 0 0)
MF < Elizabeth Sentinal             (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @90 
MF < Professor Calculus             (0:0 1 0 0)
MF < Iron 'Arry                     (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
FW < _. Opus                        (1:2 0 0 0) subbed @90 
FW < _. Obelix                      (0:2 0 0 0)
FW < Captain Haddock                (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  TUR  GK  C. Car
    **  TUR  SW  _. Marsupilami
     *  TUR  FW  _. Opus

Offsides:  CHI:  1      TUR:  0

