Date: Thu, 30 Apr 2009 22:52:30 +0300 (EEST)

WC - Day #3 Group C Matches
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1  PHI - FRA
2  ENG - DEN

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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Day #03:  The Philippines (#3 seed) (#2 in C)  vs  France (#1 seed) (#4 in C)

61707 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 69404308

Starting lineups
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PHI
Coach  Jeremy Billones
GK   3618 Chavo Guerrero       WCW  
SW   3966 Bobby Lashley        WCW  
DF   4127 Great Khali          WCW  
DF   3967 Randy Orton          WCW  
DF   3304 Brock Lesnar         WCW  
MF   3806 Chris Masters        WCW  
MF   3619 Shelton Benjamin     WCW  
MF ^ 3305 Charlie Haas         WCW  
MF ^ 4234 Danny Davis          WCW  
FW   4128 Trish Stratus        WCW  
FW < 3079 Lot 99               WCW  

S1 ^ 2878 Booker T             WCW  
S2 < 3078 Lot 93               WCW  
S3   2879 Shane McMahon        WCW  
S4   2569 Norman Smiley        WCW  
S5   2345 Charles Robinson     WCW  


FRA
Coach  Iskobounmish
GK   3269 Nowhere Man          LH   
DF   3575 Jeanne Cherhal       IM   
DF   3577 Sexy Sadie           LH   
DF   3578 Hey Jude             LH   
MF   3941 Simona Peycheva      IM   
MF   3777 Lynda Lemay          IM   
MF   3576 Olivia Ruiz          IM   
MF   3268 Liane Foly           IM   
FW   4038 Sun King             LH   
FW   3778 Warm Gun             LH   
FW   3270 Hey Bulldog          LH   

S1   3942 Vera Sessina         IM   
S2   3067 Axelle Red           IM   
S3   2501 Andre Rey            IM   
S4   4116 Anna Bessonova       IM   


Officials from Italy:
	referee      Pierluigi Collina
	assistant referee #1  Mauro Fiori
	assistant referee #2  Maurizio Padovan


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Collina signals the kick-off!

Min   1: Chris Masters (PHI MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Shelton Benjamin (PHI MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Hey Jude (FRA DF) switches to play SW.

Min   1: Simona Peycheva (FRA MF) drops back.

Min   1: FRA promising shot by Lynda Lemay ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min   1: PHI promising long-range shot by Shelton Benjamin ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Jeanne Cherhal!

Min   3: Chris Masters (PHI MF) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Collina shows Masters a yellow card!

Min   6: FRA promising shot by Hey Bulldog ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Randy Orton!

Min   7: FRA promising long-range shot by Simona Peycheva ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min   8: PHI decent long-range shot by Brock Lesnar ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  10: PHI win a corner kick, which is taken by Bobby Lashley ...
         ... the cross finds Chris Masters, whose decent attempt ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min  10: Bobby Lashley (PHI SW) heads the ball away from Warm Gun (FRA FW).

Min  11: PHI decent long shot by Randy Orton ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  13: FRA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Hey Jude ...
         ... the cross finds Hey Bulldog, whose promising chance ...
         ... assistant referee Fiori judges the play to be barely offside!

Min  15: Olivia Ruiz (FRA MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  17: PHI mediocre shot by Trish Stratus ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by DF Jeanne Cherhal!

Min  22: FRA promising long-range shot by Lynda Lemay ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  24: PHI mediocre header by Danny Davis ...
         ... is saved with a confident wink by GK Nowhere Man!

Min  25: FRA good header by Simona Peycheva ...
         ... is parried by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min  25: FRA good long-range shot by Lynda Lemay ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Randy Orton!

Min  25: Liane Foly (FRA MF) trips Charlie Haas just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Collina awards PHI a direct free kick!
         ... Bobby Lashley takes the kick ...
         ... the shot slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  PHI 1  -  FRA 0

Min  28: Jeanne Cherhal (FRA DF) robs the ball from Brock Lesnar (PHI DF).

Min  30: FRA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Sexy Sadie ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Sun King, whose good effort ...
         ... assistant referee Fiori judges the play to be just offside!

Min  31: PHI decent long-range shot by Chris Masters ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  32: FRA promising long-range shot by Sun King ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Randy Orton!

Min  33: PHI decent header by Chris Masters ...
         ... goes in off the post! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  PHI 2  -  FRA 0

Min  33: Charlie Haas (PHI MF) steals the ball from Jeanne Cherhal (FRA DF).

Min  34: FRA good volley by Hey Bulldog ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  35: PHI win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Bobby Lashley ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Danny Davis, whose promising volley ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Nowhere Man!

Min  37: Sun King (FRA FW) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 6 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min  39: PHI mediocre long-range shot by Shelton Benjamin ...
         ... is punted upfield by MF Simona Peycheva!

Min  41: PHI mediocre chance by Charlie Haas ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Nowhere Man!

Min  41: FRA good long-range shot by Hey Bulldog ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min  43: Sun King (FRA FW) is pushed aside by Chris Masters (PHI MF).

Min  44: PHI decent long-range shot by Trish Stratus ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Simona Peycheva!

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Collina signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  PHI 2  -  FRA 0  [ 8 (1 fk)  -  8 ]

Manager Jeremy Billones shouts orders in PHI's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out MF Danny Davis ...
	Danny Davis goes to shower and Booker T takes his place.
  he wants to sub out FW Lot 99 ...
	Lot 99 goes to shower and Lot 93 takes his place.

Manager Iskobounmish shouts orders in FRA's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out SW Hey Jude ...
	Hey Jude goes to shower and Vera Sessina takes his place.
  SW Vera Sessina switches to play MF.
  MF Olivia Ruiz drops back.
  FW Sun King goes rough.
  FW Warm Gun goes rough.
  he wants to sub out FW Hey Bulldog ...
	Hey Bulldog goes to shower and Axelle Red takes his place.
  FW Axelle Red goes rough.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Collina gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: FRA excellent attempt by Olivia Ruiz ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min  50: PHI promising long-range shot by Brock Lesnar ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  50: Chris Masters (PHI MF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Collina awards FRA a direct free kick!
         ... Axelle Red takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is saved acrobatically by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min  50: Charlie Haas (PHI MF) punches Liane Foly ... 
         ... referee Collina shows Haas a yellow card!

Min  52: FRA excellent shot by Liane Foly ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Brock Lesnar!

Min  54: FRA promising long-range shot by Axelle Red ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by SW Bobby Lashley!

Min  55: FRA good volley by Warm Gun ...
         ... is punched to safety by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min  56: PHI fast break sets up Shelton Benjamin, whose decent effort ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Nowhere Man!

Min  58: FRA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Simona Peycheva ...
         ... the cross finds Warm Gun, whose good header ...
         ... is fisted away by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min  59: FRA good header by Axelle Red ...
         ... is scrambled over the bar by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min  61: Lynda Lemay (FRA MF) punches Bobby Lashley ... 
         ... referee Collina shows Lemay a yellow card!

Min  61: Lynda Lemay (FRA MF) starts playing passively.

Min  63: PHI promising effort by Shelton Benjamin ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Sexy Sadie!

Min  67: PHI decent volley by Chris Masters ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Nowhere Man!

Min  69: FRA good long shot by Jeanne Cherhal ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  PHI 2  -  FRA 1

Min  70: FRA good long-range shot by Sun King ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min  70: Lot 93 (PHI FW) yells at the referee ... 
         ... referee Collina shows 93 a yellow card!

Min  70: FRA begins pressing forward.

Min  70: Manager Iskobounmish (FRA) orders his team to play rough.

Min  74: PHI win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Bobby Lashley ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Brock Lesnar, whose excellent long shot ...
         ... is well wide!

Min  75: FRA excellent volley by Lynda Lemay ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  76: FRA win a corner kick, which is taken by Simona Peycheva ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Liane Foly, whose excellent attempt ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  76: PHI win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Bobby Lashley ...
         ... the cross finds Great Khali, whose good header ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Nowhere Man!

Min  76: FRA excellent volley by Olivia Ruiz ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min  77: PHI promising long shot by Brock Lesnar ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  78: FRA excellent volley by Axelle Red ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by SW Bobby Lashley!

Min  78: FRA excellent attempt by Sexy Sadie ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by SW Bobby Lashley!

Min  85: FRA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Simona Peycheva ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Liane Foly, whose excellent header ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  85: FRA excellent chance by Warm Gun ...
         ... is smothered by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min  85: PHI good long-range shot by Lot 93 ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Nowhere Man!

Min  85: PHI good attempt by Trish Stratus ...
         ... clips the post!

Min  85: Simona Peycheva (FRA MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Anna Bessonova enters the field.

Min  86: Anna Bessonova (FRA MF) switches to play DF.

Min  88: PHI promising volley by Trish Stratus ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Jeanne Cherhal!

Min  88: FRA excellent long shot by Sexy Sadie ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  88: Olivia Ruiz (FRA MF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Collina awards PHI a direct free kick!
         ... Bobby Lashley takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is saved acrobatically by GK Nowhere Man!

Min  90: FRA excellent attempt by Axelle Red ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Randy Orton!

Min  90: Vera Sessina (FRA MF) tackles violently Brock Lesnar ... 
         ... referee Collina shows Sessina a yellow card!

Min  90: Vera Sessina (FRA MF) starts playing passively.

Min  91: FRA excellent long-range shot by Olivia Ruiz ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  92: Pheeeep! Referee Collina blows the final whistle!


Final score:  PHI 2  -  FRA 1

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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PHI vs FRA:  2 - 1  [ 16 (2 fk)  -  21 (1 fk) ]

PHI
GK   Chavo Guerrero                 (-1:0 0 0 9)
SW   Bobby Lashley                  (1:2 0 3 0)
DF   Great Khali                    (0:1 0 0 0)
DF   Randy Orton                    (0:1 0 4 0)
DF   Brock Lesnar                   (0:4 0 1 0)
MF > Chris Masters                  (1:4 0 0 0) YC 
MF > Shelton Benjamin               (0:1 0 0 0)
MF ^ Charlie Haas                   (0:1 0 0 0) YC 
MF ^ Danny Davis                    (0:2 0 0 0) subbed @45 
MF ^ Booker T                       (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 
FW   Trish Stratus                  (0:1 0 0 0)
FW < Lot 93                         (0:1 0 0 0) entered @45  YC 
FW < Lot 99                         (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 


FRA (P)
GK   Nowhere Man                    (-2:0 0 0 8)
SW   Hey Jude                       (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 
DF   Anna Bessonova                 (0:0 0 0 0) entered @85 
DF   Jeanne Cherhal                 (1:1 0 3 0)
DF   Sexy Sadie                     (0:1 0 1 0)
MF   Vera Sessina                   (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45  YC 
MF < Simona Peycheva                (0:2 0 2 0) subbed @85 
MF   Lynda Lemay                    (0:3 0 0 0) YC 
MF < Olivia Ruiz                    (0:3 0 0 0)
MF   Liane Foly                     (0:2 0 0 0)
FW   Sun King                       (0:2 0 0 0)
FW   Warm Gun                       (0:3 0 0 0)
FW   Hey Bulldog                    (0:3 0 0 0) subbed @45 
FW   Axelle Red                     (0:2 0 0 0) entered @45 


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  PHI  GK  C. Guerrero
    **  PHI  SW  B. Lashley
     *  FRA  DF  J. Cherhal

Offsides:  PHI:  0      FRA:  2


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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Day #03:  England (#2 seed) (#3 in C)  vs  Denmark (#4 seed) (#1 in C)

63961 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 44147717

Starting lineups
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ENG (B)
Coach  Mark and Trevor
GK   3582 Overtax Booze        NAT  
DF   3780 Return To_Dark_Ages  NAT  
DF   3769 Tim Bisley           BBT  
MF < 3273 Eat Horses           NAT  
MF < 3274 Eat Haggis           NAT  
FW < 3947 Support Dictators    NAT  
FW < 3928 Alan Statham         BBT  
FW < 3781 SellOnions On_A_Bike NAT  
FW < 3770 Gordon Ottershaw     BBT  
FW < 3583 IgnoreUN Resolutions NAT  
FW < 3571 Gaspode TheWonderDog BBT  

S1   4119 F**k Tibet           NAT  
S2   3927 Mark Corrigan        BBT  
S3   3258 Jane Christie        BBT  
S4   4110 Basil Fawlty         BBT  
S5   4218 General Melchett     BBT  


DEN (O)
Coach  William Baldwin
GK   3704 Mandy Magenta        NRU  
DF   3797 Georgie Porgie       NRU  
DF   3825 Old_King Cole        NRU  
DF   3836 Jill Hill            NRU  
DF   4032 Jerry Hall           NRU  
DF   3089 Betty Blue           NRU  
MF < 3319 Sulky Sue            NRU  
MF < 3088 Lucy Locket          NRU  
FW > 4142 Davy Dumpling        NRU  
FW ^ 3636 King Boggen          NRU  
FW ^ 3637 Robert Rowley        NRU  

S1   3685 Penny Pink           NRU  
S4   2874 Jack Jelf            NRU  
S5   2310 Little_Po Flinders   NRU  


Officials from Germany:
	referee      Hellmut Krug
	assistant referee #1  Bernd Kuhn
	assistant referee #2  Hans Wolf


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Krug signals the kick-off!

Min   1: ENG promising attempt by SellOnions On_A_Bike ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min   1: DEN promising long shot by Georgie Porgie ...
         ... is smothered by GK Overtax Booze!

Min   2: DEN good long-range shot by Robert Rowley ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ENG 0  -  DEN 1

Min   2: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Gaspode TheWonderDog ...
         ... the cross finds SellOnions On_A_Bike, whose decent volley ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... Gaspode TheWonderDog is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ENG 1  -  DEN 1

Min   3: DEN promising chance by Lucy Locket ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Return To_Dark_Ages!

Min   6: ENG decent long-range shot by SellOnions On_A_Bike ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Georgie Porgie!

Min   6: Robert Rowley (DEN FW) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Krug shows Rowley a yellow card!

Min  10: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Tim Bisley ...
         ... the cross finds Gaspode TheWonderDog, whose promising header ...
         ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!!
         ... Tim Bisley is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ENG 2  -  DEN 1

Min  10: Davy Dumpling (DEN FW) heads the ball away from SellOnions On_A_Bike (ENG FW).

Min  12: ENG promising shot by Support Dictators ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Betty Blue!

Min  13: Sulky Sue (DEN MF) trips Support Dictators just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Krug awards ENG a direct free kick!
         ... IgnoreUN Resolutions takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is smothered by GK Mandy Magenta!

Min  13: Overtax Booze (ENG GK) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as pulled muscle ...
         ... Overtax Booze is helped out of the pitch ...
         ... recovery of 3 and half weeks is expected.

Min  13: General Melchett enters the field as GK for ENG.

Min  16: ENG decent long-range shot by SellOnions On_A_Bike ...
         ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!!
         ... Eat Horses is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ENG 3  -  DEN 1

Min  18: ENG promising attempt by SellOnions On_A_Bike ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... IgnoreUN Resolutions is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ENG 4  -  DEN 1

Min  18: SellOnions On_A_Bike (ENG FW) is just tackled by Georgie Porgie (DEN DF).

Min  21: ENG promising long-range shot by Tim Bisley ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... IgnoreUN Resolutions is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ENG 5  -  DEN 1

Min  21: ENG adopts stalling tactic.

Min  21: SellOnions On_A_Bike (ENG FW) starts playing passively.

Min  21: Gordon Ottershaw (ENG FW) starts playing passively.

Min  21: IgnoreUN Resolutions (ENG FW) starts playing passively.

Min  21: Gaspode TheWonderDog (ENG FW) starts playing passively.

Min  24: ENG hopeless volley by Alan Statham ...
         ... assistant referee Wolf judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  24: DEN mediocre header by Davy Dumpling ...
         ... is headed clear by FW SellOnions On_A_Bike!

Min  25: DEN really difficult header by King Boggen ...
         ... goes in off the post! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ENG 5  -  DEN 2

Min  25: ENG adopts ball controlling tactic.

Min  25: SellOnions On_A_Bike (ENG FW) plays normally.

Min  25: Gordon Ottershaw (ENG FW) plays normally.

Min  25: IgnoreUN Resolutions (ENG FW) plays normally.

Min  25: Gaspode TheWonderDog (ENG FW) plays normally.

Min  26: Lucy Locket (DEN MF) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as twisted ankle ...
         ... 9 rolls of tape get him back to the field.

Min  30: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Return To_Dark_Ages ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Alan Statham, whose decent effort ...
         ... is smothered by GK Mandy Magenta!

Min  30: ENG decent volley by Support Dictators ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min  31: ENG decent volley by SellOnions On_A_Bike ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Betty Blue!

Min  37: DEN fast break sets up Davy Dumpling, whose promising volley ...
         ... assistant referee Kuhn hastily flags the play to be offside!

Min  39: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Eat Haggis ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Alan Statham, whose promising shot ...
         ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ENG 6  -  DEN 2

Min  39: ENG adopts stalling tactic.

Min  39: SellOnions On_A_Bike (ENG FW) starts playing passively.

Min  39: Gordon Ottershaw (ENG FW) starts playing passively.

Min  39: IgnoreUN Resolutions (ENG FW) starts playing passively.

Min  39: Gaspode TheWonderDog (ENG FW) starts playing passively.

Min  42: Eat Horses (ENG MF) elbows Georgie Porgie ... 
         ... referee Krug shows Horses a yellow card!

Min  44: DEN really difficult long-range shot by Davy Dumpling ...
         ... assistant referee Kuhn judges the play to be barely offside!

Min  45: DEN win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Sulky Sue ...
         ... the cross finds Robert Rowley, whose really difficult attempt ...
         ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!!
         ... Sulky Sue is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ENG 6  -  DEN 3

Min  45: ENG adopts ball controlling tactic.

Min  45: SellOnions On_A_Bike (ENG FW) plays normally.

Min  45: Gordon Ottershaw (ENG FW) plays normally.

Min  45: IgnoreUN Resolutions (ENG FW) plays normally.

Min  45: Gaspode TheWonderDog (ENG FW) plays normally.

Min  46: ENG decent effort by Gaspode TheWonderDog ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Lucy Locket!

Min  47: ENG promising effort by Gaspode TheWonderDog ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... IgnoreUN Resolutions is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ENG 7  -  DEN 3

Min  47: ENG adopts stalling tactic.

Min  47: SellOnions On_A_Bike (ENG FW) starts playing passively.

Min  47: Gordon Ottershaw (ENG FW) starts playing passively.

Min  47: IgnoreUN Resolutions (ENG FW) starts playing passively.

Min  47: Gaspode TheWonderDog (ENG FW) starts playing passively.

Min  48: DEN mediocre effort by Davy Dumpling ...
         ... assistant referee Kuhn judges the play to be barely offside!

Min  48: Georgie Porgie (DEN DF) is calmly blocked by IgnoreUN Resolutions (ENG FW).

Min  48: Pheeeep! Referee Krug signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  ENG 7  -  DEN 3  [ 11 (1 fk)  -  7 ]

Manager Mark and Trevor shouts orders in ENG's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out DF Tim Bisley ...
	Tim Bisley goes to shower and F**k Tibet takes his place.
  he wants to sub out MF Eat Horses ...
	Eat Horses goes to shower and Mark Corrigan takes his place.
  he wants to sub out FW Alan Statham ...
	but realizes that he has used all 3 subs already!

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Krug gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: ENG really difficult volley by Support Dictators ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by DF Jerry Hall!

Min  46: Mark Corrigan (ENG MF) drops back.

Min  47: Old_King Cole (DEN DF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Krug awards ENG a direct free kick!
         ... IgnoreUN Resolutions takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is tipped over the bar by GK Mandy Magenta!

Min  51: ENG desperate long-range shot by Gaspode TheWonderDog ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  53: Georgie Porgie (DEN DF) dives just outside ENG's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Krug waves play on.

Min  54: DEN really difficult attempt by Sulky Sue ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF F**k Tibet!

Min  56: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Mark Corrigan ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Gaspode TheWonderDog, whose really difficult attempt ...
         ... hits the post!

Min  58: ENG really difficult volley by SellOnions On_A_Bike ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by DF Jill Hill!

Min  59: IgnoreUN Resolutions (ENG FW) is just tackled by Lucy Locket (DEN MF).

Min  63: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Mark Corrigan ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Gaspode TheWonderDog, whose really difficult attempt ...
         ... bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ENG 8  -  DEN 3

Min  63: DEN really difficult long-range shot by Georgie Porgie ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  65: ENG really difficult volley by Mark Corrigan ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  70: DEN difficult volley by Sulky Sue ...
         ... is headed clear by FW Gaspode TheWonderDog!

Min  72: ENG really difficult attempt by Gaspode TheWonderDog ...
         ... is punted upfield by MF Sulky Sue!

Min  73: Jerry Hall (DEN DF) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 5 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min  76: King Boggen (DEN FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  80: Betty Blue (DEN DF) makes a foul inside the penalty box ... 
         ... referee Krug awards ENG a penalty kick!
         ... IgnoreUN Resolutions takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is just palmed away by GK Mandy Magenta!

Min  80: Mark Corrigan (ENG MF) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as pulled muscle ...
         ... Mark Corrigan is helped out of the pitch ...
         ... recovery of 4 weeks is expected.

Min  84: DEN difficult header by Robert Rowley ...
         ... is punted upfield by FW Gordon Ottershaw!

Min  84: ENG desperate shot by Support Dictators ...
         ... clips the post!

Min  84: Gaspode TheWonderDog (ENG FW) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Krug shows TheWonderDog a yellow card!

Min  86: ENG really difficult long-range shot by Support Dictators ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  90: DEN difficult long-range shot by Lucy Locket ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... Sulky Sue is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ENG 8  -  DEN 4

Min  90: Gordon Ottershaw (ENG FW) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Krug awards DEN a direct free kick!
         ... Sulky Sue takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is parried by GK General Melchett!

Min  93: Pheeeep! Referee Krug blows the final whistle!


Final score:  ENG 8  -  DEN 4

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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ENG vs DEN:  8 - 4  [ 17 (2 fk  1 pk)  -  9 (1 fk) ]

ENG (S)
GK   General Melchett               (-3:0 0 0 1) entered @13 
GK   Overtax Booze                  (-1:0 0 0 1) inj @13 pulled muscle
DF   F**k Tibet                     (0:0 0 1 0) entered @45 
DF   Return To_Dark_Ages            (0:0 0 1 0)
DF   Tim Bisley                     (1:1 1 0 0) subbed @45 
MF < Mark Corrigan                  (0:1 0 0 0) entered @45  inj @80 pulled muscle
MF < Eat Horses                     (0:0 1 0 0) subbed @45  YC 
MF < Eat Haggis                     (0:0 0 0 0)
FW < Support Dictators              (0:3 0 0 0)
FW < Alan Statham                   (1:3 0 0 0)
FW < SellOnions On_A_Bike           (3:4 0 1 0)
FW < Gordon Ottershaw               (0:0 0 1 0)
FW < IgnoreUN Resolutions           (0:3 3 0 0)
FW < Gaspode TheWonderDog           (3:5 1 1 0) YC 


DEN (O)
GK   Mandy Magenta                  (-8:0 0 0 4)
DF   Georgie Porgie                 (0:2 0 1 0)
DF   Old_King Cole                  (0:0 0 0 0)
DF   Jill Hill                      (0:0 0 1 0)
DF   Jerry Hall                     (0:0 0 1 0)
DF   Betty Blue                     (0:0 0 2 0)
MF < Sulky Sue                      (0:1 2 1 0)
MF < Lucy Locket                    (1:1 0 1 0)
FW > Davy Dumpling                  (0:3 0 0 0)
FW ^ King Boggen                    (1:1 0 0 0)
FW ^ Robert Rowley                  (2:2 0 0 0) YC 


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  ENG  FW  G. TheWonderDog
    **  ENG  FW  S. On_A_Bike
     *  DEN  FW  R. Rowley

Offsides:  ENG:  1      DEN:  3

