Date: Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:10:53 +0300 (EEST)

WC - Day #1 Group B Matches
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1  CHI - IRL
2  TUR - GER

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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Day #01:  Chile (#4 seed) (#0 in B)  vs  Irish Hangover Squad (#2 seed) (#0 in B)

60729 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 3160830

Starting lineups
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CHI
Coach  Fernando Quintana
GK   3433 Bela Bartok          TCC  
SW   4147 Michael Praetorius   TCC  
DF   3803 Enrique Granados     TCC  
DF   3644 Carl_Maria von_Weber TCC  
DF   4078 Edward Elgar         TCC  
MF ^ 4148 JP Rameau            TCC  
MF ^ 3804 Anton Bruckner       TCC  
MF   3445 Franz Schubert       TCC  
FW ^ 3959 Antonin Dvorak       TCC  
FW ^ 3645 Nicolo Paganini      TCC  
FW > 3446 Johannes Brahms      TCC  

S1   3958 Claude Debussy       TCC  
S2   3447 Ludwig van_Beethoven TCC  
S3   3437 Peter Tchaikowsky    TCC  
S4   4238 Carl Czerny          TCC  
S5   3442 Felix Mendelssohn    TCC  


IRL
Coach  Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy
GK   3579 _ Cowthulhu          MOO  
SW   3046 MOO Tility           MOO  
DF > 3944 Child MOOlester      MOO  
DF   4228 Psy Cowsis           MOO   ordered to mark N. Paganini
DF   3295 Dairy Heir           MOO  
MF   3796 MOO Googaipan        MOO  
MF   3580 _ MOOgoth            MOO  
MF ^ 4185 Chinese CatFood      MOO  
MF ^ 2849 The MoonJumper       MOO  
FW ^ 3945 Cownal Knowledge     MOO  
FW ^ 3296 _ decowlettage       MOO  

S1   4179 TeamOf Mavericks     MAD  
S2   4117 Kau-kau Time         MOO  
S3   2848 AMOOlea Earhart      MOO  
S4   3546 Deafening Silence    MAD  
S5   4087 Close Proximity      MAD  


Officials from France:
	referee      Marc Batta
	assistant referee #1  Alain Leaute
	assistant referee #2  Jacques Mas


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Batta signals the kick-off!

Min   1: CHI starts using long ball.

Min   1: IRL adopts ball controlling tactic.

Min   1: Nicolo Paganini (CHI FW) is getting marked by Psy Cowsis.

Min   2: Bela Bartok (CHI GK) trips _ MOOgoth just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Batta awards IRL a direct free kick!
         ... _ decowlettage takes the kick ...
         ... the shot trickles over the line! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  CHI 0  -  IRL 1

Min   3: IRL fast break sets up _ decowlettage, whose promising volley ...
         ... is turned onto the bar by GK Bela Bartok!

Min   5: CHI mediocre attempt by Anton Bruckner ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK _ Cowthulhu!

Min   7: IRL mediocre attempt by Child MOOlester ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Enrique Granados!

Min   7: _ decowlettage (IRL FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  11: IRL decent long-range shot by The MoonJumper ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  15: Cownal Knowledge (IRL FW) is pushed aside by Carl_Maria von_Weber (CHI DF).

Min  16: IRL decent chance by The MoonJumper ...
         ... is calmly cleared by DF Enrique Granados!

Min  17: IRL mediocre effort by _ decowlettage ...
         ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!!
         ... MOO Googaipan is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  CHI 0  -  IRL 2

Min  18: _ Cowthulhu (IRL GK) punches JP Rameau ... 
         ... referee Batta surprises everybody by waving the play on.

Min  20: CHI mediocre attempt by Antonin Dvorak ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Psy Cowsis!

Min  21: IRL decent header by MOO Googaipan ...
         ... is punched to safety by GK Bela Bartok!

Min  27: IRL decent long-range shot by MOO Googaipan ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Bela Bartok!

Min  28: IRL mediocre long-range shot by Cownal Knowledge ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Edward Elgar!

Min  30: CHI decent long-range shot by Enrique Granados ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  33: IRL win a corner kick, which is taken by _ decowlettage ...
         ... the cross finds MOO Googaipan, whose decent attempt ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  36: Michael Praetorius (CHI SW) trips Psy Cowsis inside the penalty box ... 
         ... referee Batta awards IRL a penalty kick!
         ... _ MOOgoth takes the kick ...
         ... the shot easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  CHI 0  -  IRL 3

Min  36: _ Cowthulhu (IRL GK) starts playing passively.

Min  37: Carl_Maria von_Weber (CHI DF) robs the ball from Dairy Heir (IRL DF).

Min  38: IRL fast break sets up The MoonJumper, whose decent volley ...
         ... is punched to safety by GK Bela Bartok!

Min  39: CHI fast break sets up Johannes Brahms, whose decent chance ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK _ Cowthulhu!

Min  40: CHI decent chance by Edward Elgar ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by DF Dairy Heir!

Min  45: Pheeeep! Referee Batta signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  CHI 0  -  IRL 3  [ 3  -  7 (1 fk  1 pk) ]

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Batta gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: Child MOOlester (IRL DF) starts playing passively.

Min  46: Dairy Heir (IRL DF) starts playing passively.

Min  46: MOO Tility (IRL SW) starts playing passively.

Min  46: MOO Googaipan (IRL MF) starts playing passively.

Min  46: _ MOOgoth (IRL MF) starts playing passively.

Min  46: Cownal Knowledge (IRL FW) starts playing passively.

Min  46: Chinese CatFood (IRL MF) starts playing passively.

Min  46: _ decowlettage (IRL FW) starts playing passively.

Min  46: The MoonJumper (IRL MF) starts playing passively.

Min  49: CHI promising long-range shot by Anton Bruckner ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  51: IRL mediocre header by MOO Googaipan ...
         ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!!
         ... _ MOOgoth is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  CHI 0  -  IRL 4

Min  51: Anton Bruckner (CHI MF) boots the ball out of reach of Child MOOlester (IRL DF).

Min  51: Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy (IRL) orders his team to take it easy.

Min  53: IRL mediocre volley by _ decowlettage ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Enrique Granados!

Min  53: CHI mediocre attempt by Anton Bruckner ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Psy Cowsis!

Min  53: IRL fast break sets up Cownal Knowledge, whose difficult chance ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  55: CHI promising chance by Antonin Dvorak ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK _ Cowthulhu!

Min  60: Psy Cowsis (IRL DF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... TeamOf Mavericks enters the field.

Min  61: IRL mediocre volley by MOO Googaipan ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Enrique Granados!

Min  63: CHI decent header by Johannes Brahms ...
         ... is headed clear by SW MOO Tility!

Min  63: IRL win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Child MOOlester ...
         ... the cross finds Dairy Heir, whose mediocre long shot ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  65: CHI win a corner kick, which is taken by Nicolo Paganini ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Johannes Brahms, whose decent header ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  65: Cownal Knowledge (IRL FW) is told to sub out ...
         ... it walks off the pitch ...
         ... AMOOlea Earhart enters the field.

Min  65: Chinese CatFood (IRL MF) switches to play FW.

Min  66: Coach Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy (IRL) yells at MF The MoonJumper to position normally.

Min  66: Coach Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy (IRL) yells at FW Chinese CatFood to position normally.

Min  66: CHI decent header by Johannes Brahms ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min  66: Child MOOlester (IRL DF) steals the ball from Anton Bruckner (CHI MF).

Min  66: Chinese CatFood (IRL FW) moves wide.

Min  66: The MoonJumper (IRL MF) moves wide.

Min  68: CHI promising long-range shot by Nicolo Paganini ...
         ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... Anton Bruckner is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  CHI 1  -  IRL 4

Min  68: Edward Elgar (CHI DF) kicks the ball away after the whistle ... 
         ... referee Batta shows Elgar a yellow card!

Min  68: Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy (IRL) orders his team to play normally.

Min  70: IRL difficult long shot by TeamOf Mavericks ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Bela Bartok!

Min  71: IRL win a corner kick, which is taken by AMOOlea Earhart ...
         ... the cross finds Chinese CatFood, whose difficult chance ...
         ... is punched to safety by GK Bela Bartok!

Min  72: IRL decent long-range shot by TeamOf Mavericks ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  CHI 1  -  IRL 5

Min  72: Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy (IRL) orders his team to take it easy.

Min  75: _ Cowthulhu (IRL GK) is told to sub out ...
         ... it walks off the pitch ...
         ... Close Proximity enters the field.

Min  76: Close Proximity (IRL GK) starts playing passively.

Min  79: CHI promising header by Nicolo Paganini ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Close Proximity!

Min  79: IRL mediocre shot by AMOOlea Earhart ...
         ... is calmly cleared by DF Carl_Maria von_Weber!

Min  81: IRL difficult attempt by _ MOOgoth ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Carl_Maria von_Weber!

Min  83: CHI decent attempt by Antonin Dvorak ...
         ... clips the post!

Min  85: CHI mediocre header by Johannes Brahms ...
         ... is easily blocked by DF TeamOf Mavericks!

Min  90: CHI fast break sets up Carl_Maria von_Weber, whose mediocre volley ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min  91: Pheeeep! Referee Batta blows the final whistle!


Final score:  CHI 1  -  IRL 5

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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CHI vs IRL:  1 - 5  [ 11  -  13 (1 fk  1 pk) ]

CHI (L)
GK   Bela Bartok                    (-5:0 0 0 6)
SW   Michael Praetorius             (0:0 0 0 0)
DF   Enrique Granados               (0:1 0 4 0)
DF   Carl_Maria von_Weber           (0:1 0 2 0)
DF   Edward Elgar                   (0:0 0 1 0) YC 
MF ^ JP Rameau                      (0:0 0 0 0)
MF ^ Anton Bruckner                 (0:2 1 0 0)
MF   Franz Schubert                 (0:0 0 0 0)
FW ^ Antonin Dvorak                 (0:2 0 0 0)
FW ^ Nicolo Paganini                (1:2 0 0 0)
FW > Johannes Brahms                (0:3 0 0 0)


IRL (B)
GK   Close Proximity                (0:0 0 0 1) entered @75 
GK   _ Cowthulhu                    (-1:0 0 0 3) subbed @75 
SW   MOO Tility                     (0:0 0 1 0)
DF   TeamOf Mavericks               (1:2 0 1 0) entered @60 
DF > Child MOOlester                (0:0 0 0 0)
DF   Psy Cowsis                     (0:0 0 2 0) subbed @60  marked N. Paganini
DF   Dairy Heir                     (0:1 0 1 0)
MF   MOO Googaipan                  (1:4 1 0 0)
MF   _ MOOgoth                      (1:1 1 0 0)
MF ^ The MoonJumper                 (0:2 0 0 0)
FW ^ Cownal Knowledge               (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @65 
FW ^ Chinese CatFood                (0:1 0 0 0)
FW ^ _ decowlettage                 (2:3 0 0 0)
FW ^ AMOOlea Earhart                (0:0 0 0 0) entered @65 


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  IRL  FW  _. decowlettage
    **  IRL  MF  M. Googaipan
     *  IRL  DF  T. Mavericks

Offsides:  CHI:  0      IRL:  0


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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Day #01:  Turkey (#4 seed) (#0 in B)  vs  Team Germany (#1 seed) (#0 in B)

65494 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 23061955

Starting lineups
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TUR (B)
Coach  Henri Farhi
GK   3285 Caroline Car         BGS  
SW   3788 _ Marsupilami        BGS  
DF   3929 _ Farley             BGS  
DF   3789 Lucky Luke           BGS  
MF   4029 Sargeant Schlock     BGS  
MF ^ 3930 _ Spirou             BGS  
MF   3598 _. Asterix           BGS  
MF ^ 3058 Elizabeth Sentinal   BGS  
MF < 3860 Professor Calculus   BGS  
FW < 4129 _. Opus              BGS  
FW   3599 _. Obelix            BGS  

S1   3222 Duck Western         BGS  
S2   2834 Old SlowCoach        BGS  
S3   2835 Iron 'Arry           BGS  
S4   3709 Captain Haddock      BGS  


GER (B)
Coach  Sven Dittmer, Thomas Esamie
GK   3956 Jennifer Walbank     SYD  
DF   3957 Jemima Woo           SYD  
DF   3616 Cassandra Chamberlai SYD  
DF   3277 Claudia Mattke       SYD  
MF   4115 Theo Time_Hound      HEL  
MF   4072 Lynette Brown        SYD  
MF   3877 Melanie Marilith     HEL  
MF ^ 3783 Tandiss Hatami       SYD  
MF ^ 3278 Kathryn Kidd         SYD  
FW   4100 Dieter Drolem        HEL  
FW   3574 Britta Banshee       HEL  

S1   4205 Willi Wyvern         HEL  
S2   2819 Vanessa Vampire      HEL  
S3   3842 Vincent Vrock        HEL  


Officials from Spain:
	referee      Manuel Diaz-Vega
	assistant referee #1  Antonio Cardos
	assistant referee #2  Carlos Martin


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Diaz-Vega signals the kick-off!

Min   5: GER promising shot by Theo Time_Hound ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Caroline Car!

Min   6: GER promising long-range shot by Britta Banshee ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by SW _ Marsupilami!

Min  10: TUR good long-range shot by _. Obelix ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min  10: TUR excellent long shot by _ Farley ...
         ... goes through the keeper's legs! GOAL!!!
         ... _. Obelix is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  TUR 1  -  GER 0

Min  10: TUR adopts stalling tactic.

Min  10: _ Spirou (TUR MF) drops back.

Min  10: _. Asterix (TUR MF) drops back.

Min  10: Elizabeth Sentinal (TUR MF) drops back.

Min  10: _. Obelix (TUR FW) drops back.

Min  11: GER really difficult long-range shot by Dieter Drolem ...
         ... is saved with a smile by GK Caroline Car!

Min  13: TUR mediocre attempt by Sargeant Schlock ...
         ... is punted upfield by MF Tandiss Hatami!

Min  16: Britta Banshee (GER FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  19: _. Opus (TUR FW) robs the ball from Melanie Marilith (GER MF).

Min  22: GER really difficult attempt by Melanie Marilith ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  24: GER hopeless long-range shot by Dieter Drolem ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Professor Calculus!

Min  29: Melanie Marilith (GER MF) is calmly blocked by Professor Calculus (TUR MF).

Min  32: TUR difficult chance by _. Opus ...
         ... is easily blocked by DF Cassandra Chamberlai!

Min  35: GER desperate long-range shot by Theo Time_Hound ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  44: GER desperate shot by Britta Banshee ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Lucky Luke!

Min  45: Pheeeep! Referee Diaz-Vega signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  TUR 1  -  GER 0  [ 2  -  4 ]

Manager Sven Dittmer, Thomas Esamie shouts orders in GER's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out GK Jennifer Walbank ...
	Jennifer Walbank goes to shower and Vincent Vrock takes her place.
  he wants to sub out DF Claudia Mattke ...
	Claudia Mattke goes to shower and Willi Wyvern takes her place.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Diaz-Vega gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: Manager Sven Dittmer, Thomas Esamie (GER) orders his team to play rough.

Min  52: TUR really difficult long-range shot by _. Obelix ...
         ... assistant referee Cardos judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  52: Tandiss Hatami (GER MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  53: GER really difficult volley by Britta Banshee ...
         ... assistant referee Martin is thinking of his date later tonight ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min  54: TUR really difficult attempt by _. Obelix ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Willi Wyvern!

Min  54: _ Spirou (TUR MF) robs the ball from Theo Time_Hound (GER MF).

Min  59: GER desperate attempt by Cassandra Chamberlai ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF _ Spirou!

Min  59: TUR mediocre header by _. Obelix ...
         ... the shot goes through the keeper's legs! GOAL!!!
         ... but assistant referee Cardos's flag is up! The goal is disallowed!

Min  61: GER starts using long ball.

Min  61: Tandiss Hatami (GER MF) switches to play FW.

Min  61: Kathryn Kidd (GER MF) switches to play FW.

Min  67: Lynette Brown (GER MF) elbows Professor Calculus ... 
         ... referee Diaz-Vega exchanges few words with Brown.

Min  68: Willi Wyvern (GER DF) is pushed aside by _. Asterix (TUR MF).

Min  71: GER really difficult header by Kathryn Kidd ...
         ... is saved with a gentle burp by GK Caroline Car!

Min  72: Theo Time_Hound (GER MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  75: GER really difficult header by Dieter Drolem ...
         ... is headed clear by MF _ Spirou!

Min  75: TUR really difficult long-range shot by Elizabeth Sentinal ...
         ... is calmly cleared by DF Cassandra Chamberlai!

Min  78: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Cassandra Chamberlai ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Kathryn Kidd, whose difficult header ...
         ... is saved with a deep sigh by GK Caroline Car!

Min  81: _ Spirou (TUR MF) punches Willi Wyvern ... 
         ... referee Diaz-Vega surprises everybody by waving the play on.

Min  85: GER really difficult chance by Britta Banshee ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by SW _ Marsupilami!

Min  87: Sargeant Schlock (TUR MF) boots the ball out of reach of Willi Wyvern (GER DF).

Min  88: Kathryn Kidd (GER FW) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as twisted ankle ...
         ... 12 rolls of tape get her back to the field.

Min  91: Pheeeep! Referee Diaz-Vega blows the final whistle!


Final score:  TUR 1  -  GER 0

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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TUR vs GER:  1 - 0  [ 4  -  7 ]

TUR (S)
GK   Caroline Car                   (0:0 0 0 4)
SW   _ Marsupilami                  (0:0 0 2 0)
DF   _ Farley                       (1:1 0 0 0)
DF   Lucky Luke                     (0:0 0 1 0)
MF   Sargeant Schlock               (0:0 0 0 0)
MF < _ Spirou                       (0:0 0 2 0)
MF < _. Asterix                     (0:0 0 0 0)
MF < Elizabeth Sentinal             (0:0 0 0 0)
MF < Professor Calculus             (0:0 0 1 0)
FW < _. Opus                        (0:0 0 0 0)
FW < _. Obelix                      (0:3 1 0 0)


GER (L)
GK   Jennifer Walbank               (-1:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 
GK   Vincent Vrock                  (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 
DF   Willi Wyvern                   (0:0 0 1 0) entered @45 
DF   Jemima Woo                     (0:0 0 0 0)
DF   Cassandra Chamberlai           (0:0 0 2 0)
DF   Claudia Mattke                 (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 
MF   Theo Time_Hound                (0:2 0 0 0)
MF   Lynette Brown                  (0:0 0 0 0)
MF   Melanie Marilith               (0:1 0 0 0)
FW   Dieter Drolem                  (0:1 0 0 0)
FW ^ Tandiss Hatami                 (0:0 0 1 0)
FW   Britta Banshee                 (0:1 0 0 0)
FW ^ Kathryn Kidd                   (0:2 0 0 0)


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  TUR  GK  C. Car
    **  TUR  DF  _. Farley
     *  TUR  SW  _. Marsupilami

Offsides:  TUR:  2      GER:  0

