Date: Thu, 14 May 2009 21:56:59 +0300 (EEST)

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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Semi-final:  Team Robots (#3 seed) (#1 in A)  vs  Sverige (#2 seed) (#2 in D)

136473 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 85382

Starting lineups
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ROB (L)
Coach  The Robot
GK   2655 Robot A01            AAA  
SW   2658 Robot A04            AAA  
DF   2882 Robot A19            AAA  
DF   2488 Robot E07            EEE  
DF   1690 Robot E08            EEE  
MF < 1875 Robot E12            EEE  
MF > 1691 Robot E13            EEE  
FW   3101 Robot A22            AAA  
FW   2669 Robot A15            AAA  
FW   2670 Robot A16            AAA  
FW   1381 Robot E19            EEE  

S1   2489 Robot E06            EEE  
S2   3100 Robot A21            AAA  
S3    974 Robot E09            EEE  
S4   2666 Robot A12            AAA  
S5   2503 Robot E01            EEE  


SWE (B)
Coach  Sven-Goran Eriksson
GK   4114 Sookie Stackhouse    FSC  
SW   3774 Leif Imhalikama      FCB  
DF   3606 Evadne Cake          FSC  
DF   3262 Oscar Burneais       FCB  
MF > 3938 Angua Werewolf       FSC  
MF   3776 Sir Rheneas          FSC  
MF > 3775 Michael Kipling      FCB  
MF   3607 Sergei Voshkov       FSC  
MF   3264 _ Spike              FSC  
FW   3265 _ Angel              FSC  
FW   3041 Graf Frankenstein    FSC  

S1   3937 Casper Ghost         FSC  
S2   3573 Todd Okifungi        FCB  
S3   3271 Louis Saha           NH   
S4   4017 Gary Pallister       NH   
S5   2840 Ivan Valentin        FCB  


Officials from Brazil:
	referee      Joao Araujo
	assistant referee #1  Paulo Alves
	assistant referee #2  Arnaldo Pinto


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Araujo signals the kick-off!

Min   1: ROB excellent long-range shot by Robot A15 ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min   1: ROB excellent shot by Robot E13 ...
         ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... Robot E19 is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ROB 1  -  SWE 0

Min   1: ROB adopts stalling tactic.

Min   1: Manager The Robot (ROB) orders his team to play normally.

Min   1: Robot E13 (ROB MF) drops back and plays normally.

Min   1: Robot A22 (ROB FW) drops back.

Min   1: Robot A15 (ROB FW) drops back and plays normally.

Min   1: Robot A16 (ROB FW) drops back and plays normally.

Min   1: Robot E19 (ROB FW) drops back and plays normally.

Min   3: SWE mediocre header by Graf Frankenstein ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Robot E12!

Min   3: SWE mediocre long-range shot by Angua Werewolf ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Robot A01!

Min   5: ROB win a corner kick, which is taken by Robot A19 ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Robot A16, whose difficult effort ...
         ... is smothered by GK Sookie Stackhouse!

Min   7: Robot A01 (ROB GK) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Araujo awards SWE a direct free kick!
         ... Angua Werewolf takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is scrambled around the post by GK Robot A01!

Min   8: SWE mediocre header by Sir Rheneas ...
         ... is turned onto the bar by GK Robot A01!

Min  16: Robot E12 (ROB MF) boots the ball out of reach of Oscar Burneais (SWE DF).

Min  18: SWE mediocre header by Sir Rheneas ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by SW Robot A04!

Min  22: SWE difficult long-range shot by Evadne Cake ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  22: ROB difficult volley by Robot A15 ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Sergei Voshkov!

Min  24: SWE decent attempt by Angua Werewolf ...
         ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK Robot A01!

Min  30: SWE mediocre effort by _ Angel ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Robot E12!

Min  31: SWE win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Angua Werewolf ...
         ... the cross finds Sergei Voshkov, whose difficult header ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Robot A01!

Min  33: Robot A04 (ROB SW) heads the ball away from Sir Rheneas (SWE MF).

Min  35: Michael Kipling (SWE MF) handles the ball inside the penalty box ... 
         ... referee Araujo awards ROB a penalty kick!
         ... Robot E13 takes the kick ...
         ... the shot bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ROB 2  -  SWE 0

Min  36: _ Angel (SWE FW) robs the ball from Robot E07 (ROB DF).

Min  37: SWE difficult long-range shot by Michael Kipling ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Robot A01!

Min  39: ROB really difficult chance by Robot A15 ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Oscar Burneais!

Min  40: SWE difficult volley by Graf Frankenstein ...
         ... hits the post!

Min  45: Pheeeep! Referee Araujo signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  ROB 2  -  SWE 0  [ 3 (1 pk)  -  7 (1 fk) ]

Manager The Robot shouts orders in ROB's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out GK Robot A01 ...
	Robot A01 goes to shower and Robot E01 takes his place.

Manager Sven-Goran Eriksson shouts orders in SWE's locker room ...
  he orders his team to play rough.
  he wants to sub out FW Graf Frankenstein ...
	Graf Frankenstein goes to shower and Louis Saha takes his place.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Araujo gets the second half on the way!

Min  49: SWE decent volley by Evadne Cake ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Robot E13!

Min  51: _ Angel (SWE FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  53: ROB really difficult long-range shot by Robot A15 ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Sookie Stackhouse!

Min  53: Robot A04 (ROB SW) handles the ball inside the penalty box ... 
         ... referee Araujo awards SWE a penalty kick!
         ... Sir Rheneas takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is fisted away by GK Robot E01!

Min  54: SWE mediocre long-range shot by Oscar Burneais ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  60: Robot E07 (ROB DF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Robot E06 enters the field.

Min  60: Sookie Stackhouse (SWE GK) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Ivan Valentin enters the field.

Min  64: SWE mediocre chance by Michael Kipling ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Robot A19!

Min  64: _ Spike (SWE MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Casper Ghost enters the field.

Min  68: SWE beat the trap with a quick pass to Angua Werewolf, whose decent attempt ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  68: ROB difficult chance by Robot E12 ...
         ... is punted upfield by SW Leif Imhalikama!

Min  70: SWE begins pressing forward.

Min  70: Casper Ghost (SWE MF) pushes forward.

Min  70: Michael Kipling (SWE MF) switches to play FW and positions normally.

Min  72: Oscar Burneais (SWE DF) elbows Robot A16 ... 
         ... referee Araujo shows Burneais a yellow card!

Min  72: Michael Kipling (SWE FW) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 8 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min  74: SWE good effort by Sir Rheneas ...
         ... clips the bar!

Min  74: Michael Kipling (SWE FW) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as twisted ankle ...
         ... 8 rolls of tape get him back to the field.

Min  78: SWE good volley by Casper Ghost ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Robot E06!

Min  78: Sir Rheneas (SWE MF) trips Robot E08 just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Araujo awards ROB a direct free kick!
         ... Robot E13 takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is punched to safety by GK Ivan Valentin!

Min  79: SWE good volley by _ Angel ...
         ... beats the helpless keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... Sergei Voshkov is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ROB 2  -  SWE 1

Min  80: Michael Kipling (SWE FW) punches Robot A04 ... 
         ... referee Araujo shows Kipling a yellow card!

Min  83: ROB mediocre volley by Robot A22 ...
         ... is scrambled around the post by GK Ivan Valentin!

Min  83: SWE win a corner kick, which is taken by Angua Werewolf ...
         ... the cross finds Casper Ghost, whose good chance ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Robot E01!

Min  83: Sergei Voshkov (SWE MF) robs the ball from Robot A19 (ROB DF).

Min  88: ROB mediocre shot by Robot A22 ...
         ... is calmly cleared by DF Evadne Cake!

Min  89: Robot E12 (ROB MF) steals the ball from Angua Werewolf (SWE MF).

Min  90: SWE good shot by Evadne Cake ...
         ... is punted upfield by MF Robot E12!

Min  90: Ivan Valentin (SWE GK) makes a foul just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Araujo awards ROB a direct free kick!
         ... Robot E13 takes the kick ...
         ... the shot beats the helpless keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ROB 3  -  SWE 1

Min  90: Robot A22 (ROB FW) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Robot A12 enters the field.

Min  91: Robot A12 (ROB FW) switches to play MF and drops back.

Min  94: ROB mediocre header by Robot A16 ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by DF Evadne Cake!

Min  94: Pheeeep! Referee Araujo blows the final whistle!


Final score:  ROB 3  -  SWE 1

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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ROB vs SWE:  3 - 1  [ 5 (2 fk  1 pk)  -  12 (1 fk  1 pk) ]

ROB (S)
GK   Robot E01                      (-1:0 0 0 2) entered @45 
GK   Robot A01                      (0:0 0 0 6) subbed @45 
SW   Robot A04                      (0:0 0 1 0)
DF   Robot A19                      (0:0 0 1 0)
DF   Robot E06                      (0:0 0 1 0) entered @60 
DF   Robot E07                      (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @60 
DF   Robot E08                      (0:0 0 0 0)
MF < Robot E12                      (0:0 0 3 0)
MF < Robot E13                      (3:4 0 1 0)
MF < Robot A12                      (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
FW < Robot A22                      (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @90 
FW < Robot A15                      (0:2 0 0 0)
FW < Robot A16                      (0:1 0 0 0)
FW < Robot E19                      (0:0 1 0 0)


SWE (P)
GK   Sookie Stackhouse              (-2:0 0 0 2) subbed @60 
GK   Ivan Valentin                  (-1:0 0 0 2) entered @60 
SW   Leif Imhalikama                (0:0 0 1 0)
DF   Evadne Cake                    (0:1 0 2 0)
DF   Oscar Burneais                 (0:1 0 1 0) YC 
MF > Angua Werewolf                 (0:4 0 0 0)
MF > Casper Ghost                   (0:1 0 0 0) entered @64 
MF   Sir Rheneas                    (0:3 0 0 0)
MF   Sergei Voshkov                 (0:1 1 1 0)
MF   _ Spike                        (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @64 
FW   Michael Kipling                (0:1 0 0 0) YC 
FW   Louis Saha                     (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 
FW   _ Angel                        (1:1 0 0 0)
FW   Graf Frankenstein              (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @45 


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  ROB  MF  R. E13
    **  ROB  GK  R. A01
     *  ROB  MF  R. E12

Offsides:  ROB:  0      SWE:  0


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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Semi-final:  Czech Republic (#2 seed) (#2 in A)  vs  England (#2 seed) (#2 in C)

133506 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 2761202

Starting lineups
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CZE
Coach  Don Fulmer and Eduard Habermann
GK   3866 A Naphylaxis         MRV  
DF   3787 Gyrosigma Acuminatum AU   
DF   3518 F InnishSprayer      MRV  
MF   3923 Chara Braunii        AU   
MF   3057 Entocladi Polymorpha AU   
FW   3924 Boldia Erythrosiphon AU   
FW   4050 N OBock              MRV  
FW   3779 B UbbleBoy           MRV  
FW   3581 J ApaneseXmas        MRV  
FW   4246 B Anker              MRV  
FW   3186 Crypto Splendida     AU   

S1   4252 Green Slime          AU   
S2   4089 B Eer                MRV  
S3   3087 Lot 92               MRV  
S4   4118 M UltiFlu            MRV  
S5   3542 Pedino Rotunda       AU   


ENG (B)
Coach  Mark and Trevor
GK   3582 Overtax Booze        NAT  
DF   3780 Return To_Dark_Ages  NAT  
DF   3769 Tim Bisley           BBT  
MF < 3274 Eat Haggis           NAT  
MF < 3037 Jeff Murdoch         BBT  
FW < 3947 Support Dictators    NAT  
FW < 3928 Alan Statham         BBT  
FW < 3781 SellOnions On_A_Bike NAT  
FW < 3770 Gordon Ottershaw     BBT  
FW < 3583 IgnoreUN Resolutions NAT  
FW < 3258 Jane Christie        BBT  

S1   4119 F**k Tibet           NAT  
S2   3927 Mark Corrigan        BBT  
S3   4109 Malcolm Tucker       BBT  
S4   4110 Basil Fawlty         BBT  
S5   4218 General Melchett     BBT  


Officials from Argentina:
	referee      Angel Sanchez
	assistant referee #1  Mario Korn
	assistant referee #2  Claudio Rossi


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Sanchez signals the kick-off!

Min   1: CZE starts playing opportunistic.

Min   1: Gyrosigma Acuminatum (CZE DF) can't switch from DF to SW. Too few DF!

Min   1: Chara Braunii (CZE MF) drops back.

Min   1: Boldia Erythrosiphon (CZE FW) switches to play MF and drops back.

Min   1: N OBock (CZE FW) switches to play MF and drops back.

Min   1: B UbbleBoy (CZE FW) switches to play MF and drops back.

Min   1: J ApaneseXmas (CZE FW) drops back.

Min   1: B Anker (CZE FW) drops back.

Min   1: Entocladi Polymorpha (CZE MF) drops back.

Min   1: Crypto Splendida (CZE FW) switches to play MF and drops back.

Min   3: ENG decent chance by Gordon Ottershaw ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by MF B UbbleBoy!

Min   4: CZE good shot by J ApaneseXmas ...
         ... beats the helpless keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... Gyrosigma Acuminatum is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  CZE 1  -  ENG 0

Min   4: J ApaneseXmas (CZE FW) can't switch from FW to MF. Too few FW!

Min   4: Manager Mark and Trevor (ENG) orders his team to play rough.

Min   6: ENG promising attempt by SellOnions On_A_Bike ...
         ... assistant referee Korn hastily flags the play to be offside!

Min   7: CZE win a corner kick, which is taken by Gyrosigma Acuminatum ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Boldia Erythrosiphon, whose excellent header ...
         ... bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  CZE 2  -  ENG 0

Min   7: ENG promising long-range shot by Return To_Dark_Ages ...
         ... is saved easily by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min  12: CZE good long-range shot by B UbbleBoy ...
         ... slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  CZE 3  -  ENG 0

Min  12: A Naphylaxis (CZE GK) starts playing passively.

Min  14: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by SellOnions On_A_Bike ...
         ... the cross finds Jane Christie, whose promising volley ...
         ... goes in off the post! GOAL!!!
         ... SellOnions On_A_Bike is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  CZE 3  -  ENG 1

Min  14: A Naphylaxis (CZE GK) plays normally.

Min  15: ENG promising chance by SellOnions On_A_Bike ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by DF F InnishSprayer!

Min  15: Gyrosigma Acuminatum (CZE DF) boots the ball out of reach of SellOnions On_A_Bike (ENG FW).

Min  17: CZE good volley by B Anker ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by MF Eat Haggis!

Min  20: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Return To_Dark_Ages ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Gordon Ottershaw, whose decent effort ...
         ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  CZE 3  -  ENG 2

Min  24: ENG decent long-range shot by Return To_Dark_Ages ...
         ... hits the post!

Min  26: IgnoreUN Resolutions (ENG FW) is just tackled by Gyrosigma Acuminatum (CZE DF).

Min  27: CZE good attempt by J ApaneseXmas ...
         ... assistant referee Rossi judges the play to be miles offside!

Min  27: ENG promising attempt by IgnoreUN Resolutions ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min  30: CZE decent attempt by J ApaneseXmas ...
         ... is deflected onto the bar by MF Jeff Murdoch!

Min  32: B Anker (CZE FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  34: ENG decent header by IgnoreUN Resolutions ...
         ... is parried by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min  38: ENG decent shot by Support Dictators ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by MF Entocladi Polymorpha!

Min  39: Jane Christie (ENG FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  45: CZE good attempt by N OBock ...
         ... assistant referee Rossi judges the play to be just offside!

Min  45: Support Dictators (ENG FW) punches F InnishSprayer ... 
         ... referee Sanchez shows Dictators a yellow card!

Min  45: Pheeeep! Referee Sanchez signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  CZE 3  -  ENG 2  [ 5  -  7 ]

  DF Gyrosigma Acuminatum can't switch from DF to SW. Too few DF!

  FW J ApaneseXmas can't switch from FW to MF. Too few FW!

  MF Entocladi Polymorpha wants to come off ...
Manager Don Fulmer and Eduard Habermann shouts orders in CZE's locker room ...
	Entocladi Polymorpha remains in the dressing room ...
	Green Slime takes his place.

Manager Mark and Trevor shouts orders in ENG's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out MF Jeff Murdoch ...
	Jeff Murdoch goes to shower and Mark Corrigan takes his place.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Sanchez gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: Green Slime (CZE MF) drops back.

Min  46: Mark Corrigan (ENG MF) drops back.

Min  47: ENG promising volley by Eat Haggis ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min  47: Mark Corrigan (ENG MF) heads the ball away from Gyrosigma Acuminatum (CZE DF).

Min  49: CZE promising long-range shot by J ApaneseXmas ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Overtax Booze!

Min  49: ENG promising attempt by Support Dictators ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Gyrosigma Acuminatum!

Min  49: A Naphylaxis (CZE GK) trips Return To_Dark_Ages just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Sanchez awards ENG a direct free kick!
         ... IgnoreUN Resolutions takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is saved with a confident wink by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min  50: CZE good volley by N OBock ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Return To_Dark_Ages!

Min  50: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Support Dictators ...
         ... the cross finds Mark Corrigan, whose decent chance ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  53: CZE win a corner kick, which is taken by Gyrosigma Acuminatum ...
         ... the cross finds Green Slime, whose promising header ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  53: Return To_Dark_Ages (ENG DF) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Sanchez shows To_Dark_Ages a yellow card!

Min  55: Green Slime (CZE MF) goes down just outside ENG's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Sanchez waves play on.

Min  58: Green Slime (CZE MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  59: N OBock (CZE MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  60: ENG promising long-range shot by Return To_Dark_Ages ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  62: Gyrosigma Acuminatum (CZE DF) robs the ball from Tim Bisley (ENG DF).

Min  64: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Mark Corrigan ...
         ... the cross finds IgnoreUN Resolutions, whose promising volley ...
         ... is punched to safety by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min  64: ENG promising effort by Support Dictators ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  65: ENG promising attempt by Gordon Ottershaw ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF B UbbleBoy!

Min  67: ENG promising chance by Support Dictators ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF B UbbleBoy!

Min  68: ENG promising header by Alan Statham ...
         ... is saved easily by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min  74: CZE promising header by B UbbleBoy ...
         ... is punted upfield by MF Eat Haggis!

Min  78: CZE win a corner kick, which is taken by Gyrosigma Acuminatum ...
         ... the cross is deflected to J ApaneseXmas, whose promising attempt ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min  79: CZE promising shot by Green Slime ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  80: CZE win a corner kick, which is taken by Gyrosigma Acuminatum ...
         ... the cross is deflected to B UbbleBoy, whose good header ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Overtax Booze!

Min  80: Mark Corrigan (ENG MF) tackles violently Gyrosigma Acuminatum ... 
         ... referee Sanchez shows Corrigan a yellow card!

Min  80: ENG begins pressing forward.

Min  82: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by SellOnions On_A_Bike ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Return To_Dark_Ages, whose excellent long shot ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min  84: Jane Christie (ENG FW) tackles violently N OBock ... 
         ... referee Sanchez shows Christie a yellow card!

Min  86: ENG good chance by IgnoreUN Resolutions ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  87: ENG good long-range shot by Gordon Ottershaw ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... Tim Bisley is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  CZE 3  -  ENG 3

Min  87: Manager Don Fulmer and Eduard Habermann (CZE) orders his team to play rough.

Min  87: B UbbleBoy (CZE MF) goes rough.

Min  87: J ApaneseXmas (CZE FW) goes rough.

Min  87: ENG adopts ball controlling tactic.

Min  89: CZE promising volley by Chara Braunii ...
         ... is calmly cleared by FW IgnoreUN Resolutions!

Min  90: B UbbleBoy (CZE MF) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 9 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min  90: Tim Bisley (ENG DF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... F**k Tibet enters the field.

Min  93: ENG decent long-range shot by IgnoreUN Resolutions ...
         ... is saved easily by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min  93: CZE good long-range shot by F InnishSprayer ...
         ... assistant referee Korn judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  93: Pheeeep! Referee Sanchez signals the end of the regulation!

Score at the end of normal time:  CZE 3  -  ENG 3  [ 11  -  17 (1 fk) ]

  DF Gyrosigma Acuminatum can't switch from DF to SW. Too few DF!

  FW J ApaneseXmas can't switch from FW to MF. Too few FW!

Min  91: Pheeeep! Referee Sanchez signals the start of the extra time!

Min  91: ENG decent chance by Alan Statham ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Green Slime!

Min  93: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Gordon Ottershaw ...
         ... the cross is deflected to IgnoreUN Resolutions, whose decent chance ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  93: Support Dictators (ENG FW) is just tackled by N OBock (CZE MF).

Min  98: ENG decent effort by Alan Statham ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min 102: CZE win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Gyrosigma Acuminatum ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Green Slime, whose promising header ...
         ... is smothered by GK Overtax Booze!

Min 102: CZE smart play releases Boldia Erythrosiphon, whose promising header ...
         ... is smothered by GK Overtax Booze!

Min 103: Chara Braunii (CZE MF) is pushed aside by F**k Tibet (ENG DF).

Min 104: CZE decent volley by N OBock ...
         ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  CZE 4  -  ENG 3

Min 104: Green Slime (CZE MF) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Sanchez exchanges few words with Slime.

Min 104: Manager Don Fulmer and Eduard Habermann (CZE) orders his team to play normally.

Min 104: B UbbleBoy (CZE MF) plays normally.

Min 104: J ApaneseXmas (CZE FW) plays normally.

Min 104: ENG begins pressing forward.

Min 105: ENG good long-range shot by SellOnions On_A_Bike ...
         ... is headed clear by FW J ApaneseXmas!

Min 105: Pheeeep! Referee Sanchez signals the end of the first half in extra time!

Score at the end of first period of extra time:  CZE 4  -  ENG 3  [ 14  -  19 (1 fk) ]

  DF Gyrosigma Acuminatum can't switch from DF to SW. Too few DF!

  FW J ApaneseXmas can't switch from FW to MF. Too few FW!

Min 106: Pheeeep! Referee Sanchez gets the second half on the way!

Min 107: CZE win a corner kick, which is taken by Gyrosigma Acuminatum ...
         ... the cross finds J ApaneseXmas, whose promising header ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Overtax Booze!

Min 108: ENG excellent volley by Alan Statham ...
         ... is saved with a confident wink by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min 110: ENG excellent chance by SellOnions On_A_Bike ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by MF B UbbleBoy!

Min 113: CZE good chance by B Anker ...
         ... is calmly cleared by FW SellOnions On_A_Bike!

Min 114: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Support Dictators ...
         ... the cross is deflected to F**k Tibet, whose good long shot ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min 116: CZE win a corner kick, which is taken by Gyrosigma Acuminatum ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Crypto Splendida, whose promising header ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min 119: CZE good header by Crypto Splendida ...
         ... assistant referee Korn judges the play to be barely offside!

Min 120: Chara Braunii (CZE MF) switches to play DF and positions normally.

Min 120: Pheeeep! Referee Sanchez blows the final whistle!


Final score:  CZE 4  -  ENG 3

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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CZE vs ENG:  4 - 3  [ 17  -  21 (1 fk) ]

CZE (O)
GK   A Naphylaxis                   (-3:0 0 0 10)
DF   Gyrosigma Acuminatum           (0:0 1 1 0)
DF   F InnishSprayer                (0:1 0 1 0)
DF   Chara Braunii                  (0:0 0 0 0)
MF < Boldia Erythrosiphon           (1:2 0 0 0)
MF < Green Slime                    (0:3 0 1 0) entered @45 
MF < N OBock                        (1:2 0 0 0)
MF < B UbbleBoy                     (1:2 0 4 0)
MF < Entocladi Polymorpha           (0:0 0 1 0) subbed @45 
MF < Crypto Splendida               (0:2 0 0 0)
FW < J ApaneseXmas                  (1:5 0 1 0)
FW < B Anker                        (0:0 0 0 0)


ENG (P)
GK   Overtax Booze                  (-4:0 0 0 5)
DF   F**k Tibet                     (0:1 0 0 0) entered @90 
DF   Return To_Dark_Ages            (0:4 0 1 0) YC 
DF   Tim Bisley                     (0:0 1 0 0) subbed @90 
MF < Mark Corrigan                  (0:1 0 0 0) entered @45  YC 
MF < Eat Haggis                     (0:1 0 2 0)
MF < Jeff Murdoch                   (0:0 0 1 0) subbed @45 
FW < Support Dictators              (0:1 0 0 0) YC 
FW < Alan Statham                   (0:3 0 0 0)
FW < SellOnions On_A_Bike           (0:1 1 1 0)
FW < Gordon Ottershaw               (2:2 0 0 0)
FW < IgnoreUN Resolutions           (0:7 0 1 0)
FW < Jane Christie                  (1:1 0 0 0) YC 


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  CZE  FW  B. UbbleBoy
    **  ENG  FW  G. Ottershaw
     *  CZE  FW  J. ApaneseXmas

Offsides:  CZE:  4      ENG:  1


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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Playoffs #2:  Team Germany (#1 seed) (#2 in B)  vs  The Philippines (#3 seed) (#1 in C)

99425 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 12364254

Starting lineups
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GER (L)
Coach  Sven Dittmer, Thomas Esamie
GK   3956 Jennifer Walbank     SYD  
DF   3957 Jemima Woo           SYD  
DF   3616 Cassandra Chamberlai SYD  
DF   3277 Claudia Mattke       SYD  
DF   3266 Udo Unicorn          HEL  
MF   4115 Theo Time_Hound      HEL  
MF   3042 Sven Spectre         HEL  
MF ^ 3783 Tandiss Hatami       SYD  
MF ^ 3278 Kathryn Kidd         SYD  
FW   4100 Dieter Drolem        HEL  
FW   3574 Britta Banshee       HEL  

S1   4072 Lynette Brown        SYD  
S2   2819 Vanessa Vampire      HEL  
S3   3842 Vincent Vrock        HEL  


PHI
Coach  Jeremy Billones
GK   3618 Chavo Guerrero       WCW  
SW   3966 Bobby Lashley        WCW  
DF   4127 Great Khali          WCW  
DF   3967 Randy Orton          WCW  
DF   3304 Brock Lesnar         WCW  
MF   3806 Chris Masters        WCW  
MF   3619 Shelton Benjamin     WCW  
MF ^ 3305 Charlie Haas         WCW  
MF ^ 2878 Booker T             WCW  
FW   4128 Trish Stratus        WCW  
FW < 3078 Lot 93               WCW  

S1 < 3079 Lot 99               WCW  
S2 ^ 4234 Danny Davis          WCW  
S3   2879 Shane McMahon        WCW  
S4   2569 Norman Smiley        WCW  
S5   2345 Charles Robinson     WCW  


Officials from Wales:
	referee      Walter Burge
	assistant referee #1  John Collins
	assistant referee #2  Kevin Parry


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Burge signals the kick-off!

Min   1: Theo Time_Hound (GER MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Sven Spectre (GER MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Tandiss Hatami (GER MF) switches to play FW.

Min   1: Kathryn Kidd (GER MF) switches to play FW.

Min   1: Chris Masters (PHI MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Shelton Benjamin (PHI MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: GER promising shot by Britta Banshee ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min   2: PHI difficult long-range shot by Chris Masters ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min   2: PHI win a corner kick, which is taken by Bobby Lashley ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Chris Masters, whose decent header ...
         ... goes through the keeper's legs! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  GER 0  -  PHI 1

Min   5: GER good long-range shot by Kathryn Kidd ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Great Khali!

Min   5: GER win a corner kick, which is taken by Cassandra Chamberlai ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Dieter Drolem, whose promising effort ...
         ... beats the helpless keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  GER 1  -  PHI 1

Min   9: GER good long-range shot by Sven Spectre ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min   9: PHI mediocre shot by Trish Stratus ...
         ... slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!!
         ... Chris Masters is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  GER 1  -  PHI 2

Min  11: GER fast break sets up Tandiss Hatami, whose promising chance ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min  12: PHI mediocre chance by Shelton Benjamin ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by MF Theo Time_Hound!

Min  14: PHI mediocre effort by Shelton Benjamin ...
         ... assistant referee Collins judges the play to be barely offside!

Min  16: PHI difficult header by Randy Orton ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Claudia Mattke!

Min  18: GER good long-range shot by Britta Banshee ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min  22: GER good attempt by Dieter Drolem ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Randy Orton!

Min  24: PHI win a corner kick, which is taken by Bobby Lashley ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Shelton Benjamin, whose difficult shot ...
         ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  GER 1  -  PHI 3

Min  25: PHI decent effort by Lot 93 ...
         ... is easily blocked by DF Udo Unicorn!

Min  27: Booker T (PHI MF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Burge awards GER a direct free kick!
         ... Cassandra Chamberlai takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is held comfortably by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min  28: GER good effort by Britta Banshee ...
         ... the shot is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... but assistant referee Parry's flag is up! The goal is disallowed!

Min  30: PHI difficult effort by Chris Masters ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min  33: GER promising attempt by Kathryn Kidd ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  34: Bobby Lashley (PHI SW) is firmly stopped by Britta Banshee (GER FW).

Min  35: PHI difficult long-range shot by Charlie Haas ...
         ... is just pushed wide by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min  36: PHI make a quick pass to Trish Stratus, whose difficult header ...
         ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min  39: PHI decent volley by Randy Orton ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Claudia Mattke!

Min  39: GER promising header by Britta Banshee ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by SW Bobby Lashley!

Min  39: Britta Banshee (GER FW) robs the ball from Charlie Haas (PHI MF).

Min  40: GER good long-range shot by Britta Banshee ...
         ... is punched to safety by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min  40: Chris Masters (PHI MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  43: GER fast break sets up Dieter Drolem, whose good shot ...
         ... assistant referee Parry judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  43: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Cassandra Chamberlai ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Britta Banshee, whose good header ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min  45: Pheeeep! Referee Burge signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  GER 1  -  PHI 3  [ 10 (1 fk)  -  8 ]

Manager Sven Dittmer, Thomas Esamie shouts orders in GER's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out GK Jennifer Walbank ...
	Jennifer Walbank goes to shower and Vincent Vrock takes her place.

Manager Jeremy Billones shouts orders in PHI's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out MF Booker T ...
	Booker T goes to shower and Danny Davis takes his place.
  he wants to sub out FW Lot 93 ...
	Lot 93 goes to shower and Lot 99 takes his place.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Burge gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: PHI decent shot by Charlie Haas ...
         ... assistant referee Parry judges the play to be barely offside!

Min  46: Brock Lesnar (PHI DF) heads the ball away from Udo Unicorn (GER DF).

Min  48: GER decent header by Dieter Drolem ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Danny Davis!

Min  51: GER win a corner kick, which is taken by Cassandra Chamberlai ...
         ... the cross finds Britta Banshee, whose good attempt ...
         ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!!
         ... Cassandra Chamberlai is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  GER 2  -  PHI 3

Min  51: Manager Sven Dittmer, Thomas Esamie (GER) orders his team to play rough.

Min  52: GER excellent long shot by Udo Unicorn ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  52: GER good long-range shot by Theo Time_Hound ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min  53: PHI mediocre header by Chris Masters ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Udo Unicorn!

Min  54: PHI mediocre long-range shot by Shelton Benjamin ...
         ... is punched to safety by GK Vincent Vrock!

Min  57: Udo Unicorn (GER DF) is just tackled by Danny Davis (PHI MF).

Min  59: PHI mediocre shot by Shelton Benjamin ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Cassandra Chamberlai!

Min  60: PHI beat the trap with a quick pass to Danny Davis, whose mediocre effort ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  61: PHI mediocre shot by Shelton Benjamin ...
         ... trickles over the line! GOAL!!!
         ... Chris Masters is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  GER 2  -  PHI 4

Min  62: GER promising long-range shot by Kathryn Kidd ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min  63: Lot 99 (PHI FW) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 12 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min  65: Udo Unicorn (GER DF) makes a foul just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Burge surprises the crowd by ignoring the foul.

Min  66: GER good attempt by Britta Banshee ...
         ... is smothered by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min  67: GER excellent effort by Dieter Drolem ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by MF Charlie Haas!

Min  69: PHI win a corner kick, which is taken by Bobby Lashley ...
         ... the cross finds Chris Masters, whose mediocre volley ...
         ... is saved with a smile by GK Vincent Vrock!

Min  72: Udo Unicorn (GER DF) tackles violently Chris Masters ... 
         ... referee Burge shows Unicorn a yellow card!

Min  74: PHI make a quick pass to Lot 99, whose mediocre volley ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  74: GER promising attempt by Theo Time_Hound ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min  74: PHI mediocre shot by Chris Masters ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Udo Unicorn!

Min  76: PHI adopts stalling tactic.

Min  76: Chris Masters (PHI MF) drops back.

Min  76: Shelton Benjamin (PHI MF) drops back.

Min  78: Dieter Drolem (GER FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  81: GER begins pressing forward.

Min  81: Jemima Woo (GER DF) pushes forward.

Min  81: Cassandra Chamberlai (GER DF) pushes forward.

Min  81: Claudia Mattke (GER DF) pushes forward.

Min  81: Udo Unicorn (GER DF) switches to play MF and pushes forward.

Min  81: Theo Time_Hound (GER MF) positions normally.

Min  86: Dieter Drolem (GER FW) goes rough.

Min  86: Britta Banshee (GER FW) goes rough.

Min  86: Kathryn Kidd (GER FW) goes rough.

Min  87: GER fast break sets up Jemima Woo, whose excellent effort ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  87: Claudia Mattke (GER DF) yells at the referee ... 
         ... referee Burge exchanges few words with Mattke.

Min  88: GER excellent long-range shot by Jemima Woo ...
         ... is scrambled over the bar by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min  89: GER excellent long-range shot by Sven Spectre ...
         ... is punted upfield by SW Bobby Lashley!

Min  91: PHI win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Bobby Lashley ...
         ... the cross finds Lot 99, whose promising chance ...
         ... is saved with a smile by GK Vincent Vrock!

Min  91: Pheeeep! Referee Burge blows the final whistle!


Final score:  GER 2  -  PHI 4

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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GER vs PHI:  2 - 4  [ 18 (1 fk)  -  15 ]

GER (P)
GK   Jennifer Walbank               (-3:0 0 0 4) subbed @45 
GK   Vincent Vrock                  (-1:0 0 0 3) entered @45 
DF > Jemima Woo                     (0:2 0 0 0)
DF > Cassandra Chamberlai           (0:1 1 1 0)
DF > Claudia Mattke                 (0:0 0 2 0)
MF > Udo Unicorn                    (0:1 0 3 0) YC 
MF   Theo Time_Hound                (0:2 0 1 0)
MF > Sven Spectre                   (0:1 0 0 0)
FW   Dieter Drolem                  (1:2 0 0 0)
FW ^ Tandiss Hatami                 (0:1 0 0 0)
FW   Britta Banshee                 (1:7 0 0 0)
FW ^ Kathryn Kidd                   (0:2 0 0 0)


PHI (S)
GK   Chavo Guerrero                 (-2:0 0 0 9)
SW   Bobby Lashley                  (0:0 0 2 0)
DF   Great Khali                    (0:0 0 1 0)
DF   Randy Orton                    (0:0 0 1 0)
DF   Brock Lesnar                   (0:0 0 0 0)
MF < Chris Masters                  (1:4 2 0 0)
MF < Shelton Benjamin               (2:4 0 0 0)
MF ^ Charlie Haas                   (0:2 0 1 0)
MF ^ Danny Davis                    (0:1 0 1 0) entered @45 
MF ^ Booker T                       (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 
FW   Trish Stratus                  (1:2 0 0 0)
FW < Lot 93                         (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 
FW < Lot 99                         (0:2 0 0 0) entered @45 


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  PHI  MF  C. Masters
    **  PHI  MF  S. Benjamin
     *  PHI  GK  C. Guerrero

Offsides:  GER:  2      PHI:  2


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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Playoffs #2:  Turkey (#4 seed) (#1 in B)  vs  Mauritius (#3 seed) (#1 in D)

99553 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 1241

Starting lineups
----------------

TUR (B)
Coach  Henri Farhi
GK   3285 Caroline Car         BGS  
SW   3788 _ Marsupilami        BGS  
DF   3929 _ Farley             BGS  
DF   3789 Lucky Luke           BGS  
MF   4029 Sargeant Schlock     BGS  
MF ^ 3930 _ Spirou             BGS  
MF   3598 _. Asterix           BGS  
MF ^ 3058 Elizabeth Sentinal   BGS  
MF < 2835 Iron 'Arry           BGS  
FW < 4129 _. Opus              BGS  
FW < 3709 Captain Haddock      BGS  

S1   3222 Duck Western         BGS  
S2   2834 Old SlowCoach        BGS  


MRU (B)
Coach  Roy Wong
GK   4201 Manuel Almunia       NBL  
DF   3948 Gavin Hoyte          NBL  
DF   3069 Ryan Garry           NBL  
MF < 3782 Giorgos Efrem        NBL  
MF   3584 Fabrice Muamba       NBL  
MF < 3297 Sebastian Svard      NBL  
MF < 3070 Jermaine Pennant     NBL  
MF   3585 Arturo Lupoli        NBL  
FW ^ 4121 Jay Simpson          NBL  
FW < 4122 Rhys Murphy          NBL  
FW ^ 4123 Kieran Gibbs         NBL  

S1   2530 Steven Sidwell       NBL  
S2   2529 David Noble          NBL  
S3   3821 E. Adebayor          NBL  
S4   3668 Alexandre Song       NBL  
S5   2824 Richard Wright       NBL  


Officials from Norway:
	referee      Roy Olsen
	assistant referee #1  Steinar Roland
	assistant referee #2  Aril Sundet


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Olsen signals the kick-off!

Min   6: MRU make a quick pass to Sebastian Svard, whose good shot ...
         ... goes in off the post! GOAL!!!
         ... Ryan Garry is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  TUR 0  -  MRU 1

Min   6: Manager Henri Farhi (TUR) orders his team to play rough.

Min   9: Sebastian Svard (MRU MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  12: MRU excellent volley by Rhys Murphy ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by MF _. Asterix!

Min  12: TUR good volley by _ Farley ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Gavin Hoyte!

Min  15: TUR good long-range shot by Lucky Luke ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  17: MRU good header by Rhys Murphy ...
         ... is smothered by GK Caroline Car!

Min  20: Lucky Luke (TUR DF) heads the ball away from Sebastian Svard (MRU MF).

Min  23: TUR good shot by Sargeant Schlock ...
         ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!!
         ... _ Spirou is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  TUR 1  -  MRU 1

Min  23: Manager Henri Farhi (TUR) orders his team to play normally.

Min  26: Jermaine Pennant (MRU MF) is pushed aside by Lucky Luke (TUR DF).

Min  27: TUR promising shot by Lucky Luke ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by DF Ryan Garry!

Min  29: Giorgos Efrem (MRU MF) tackles violently Iron 'Arry ... 
         ... referee Olsen shows Efrem a yellow card!

Min  30: MRU excellent attempt by Fabrice Muamba ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Caroline Car!

Min  33: MRU win a corner kick, which is taken by Rhys Murphy ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Sebastian Svard, whose excellent shot ...
         ... is fisted away by GK Caroline Car!

Min  34: MRU excellent long-range shot by Jermaine Pennant ...
         ... goes through the keeper's legs! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  TUR 1  -  MRU 2

Min  34: Rhys Murphy (MRU FW) goes down just outside TUR's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Olsen stunns the crowd by awarding MRU a direct free kick!
         ... Fabrice Muamba takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is smothered by GK Caroline Car!

Min  34: Manager Henri Farhi (TUR) orders his team to play rough.

Min  35: MRU promising effort by Arturo Lupoli ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by SW _ Marsupilami!

Min  38: MRU good effort by Kieran Gibbs ...
         ... is calmly cleared by DF _ Farley!

Min  42: MRU good shot by Jay Simpson ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Caroline Car!

Min  44: TUR promising chance by Sargeant Schlock ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Jermaine Pennant!

Min  45: Pheeeep! Referee Olsen signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  TUR 1  -  MRU 2  [ 2  -  6 (1 fk) ]

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Olsen gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: TUR promising long-range shot by Lucky Luke ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  50: TUR promising long shot by _ Farley ...
         ... the shot bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... but assistant referee Roland's flag is up! The goal is disallowed!

Min  51: TUR win a corner kick, which is taken by Lucky Luke ...
         ... the cross finds Captain Haddock, whose promising attempt ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  54: MRU excellent long-range shot by Rhys Murphy ...
         ... is saved with a smile by GK Caroline Car!

Min  58: Captain Haddock (TUR FW) kicks the ball away after the whistle ... 
         ... referee Olsen shows Haddock a yellow card!

Min  60: MRU good long-range shot by Fabrice Muamba ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by SW _ Marsupilami!

Min  62: Giorgos Efrem (MRU MF) is just tackled by _ Spirou (TUR MF).

Min  64: MRU fast break sets up Fabrice Muamba, whose good shot ...
         ... is smothered by GK Caroline Car!

Min  64: TUR promising long-range shot by Lucky Luke ...
         ... assistant referee Roland judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  65: TUR decent header by Sargeant Schlock ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  65: _ Farley (TUR DF) is pushed aside by Sebastian Svard (MRU MF).

Min  68: MRU promising long-range shot by Arturo Lupoli ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Caroline Car!

Min  70: MRU good effort by Sebastian Svard ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  73: MRU win a corner kick, which is taken by Jay Simpson ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Arturo Lupoli, whose good shot ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min  73: TUR decent long-range shot by _ Spirou ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Ryan Garry!

Min  73: Jermaine Pennant (MRU MF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Olsen awards TUR a direct free kick!
         ... _ Spirou takes the kick ...
         ... the shot hits the bar!

Min  76: Arturo Lupoli (MRU MF) trips _ Spirou just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Olsen awards TUR a direct free kick!
         ... _. Asterix takes the kick ...
         ... the shot easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  TUR 2  -  MRU 2

Min  76: Manager Henri Farhi (TUR) orders his team to play normally.

Min  79: MRU good effort by Fabrice Muamba ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by SW _ Marsupilami!

Min  79: MRU good attempt by Arturo Lupoli ...
         ... is smothered by GK Caroline Car!

Min  79: Captain Haddock (TUR FW) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Olsen shows Haddock a yellow card!
         ... but he was already booked earlier and is now sent off!

Min  86: Manuel Almunia (MRU GK) trips _ Marsupilami inside the penalty box ... 
         ... referee Olsen awards TUR a penalty kick!
         ... _. Asterix takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is smothered by GK Manuel Almunia!

Min  87: Elizabeth Sentinal (TUR MF) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  90: Lucky Luke (TUR DF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Old SlowCoach enters the field.

Min  90: _. Opus (TUR FW) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Duck Western enters the field.

Min  92: MRU good header by Fabrice Muamba ...
         ... hits the bar!

Min  92: Pheeeep! Referee Olsen signals the end of the regulation!

Score at the end of normal time:  TUR 2  -  MRU 2  [ 7 (2 fk  1 pk)  -  13 (1 fk) ]

Min  91: Pheeeep! Referee Olsen signals the start of the extra time!

Min  92: MRU excellent shot by Fabrice Muamba ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by DF Old SlowCoach!

Min  92: Gavin Hoyte (MRU DF) yells at the referee ... 
         ... referee Olsen shows Hoyte a yellow card!

Min  94: Jay Simpson (MRU FW) goes down inside TUR's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Olsen waves play on.

Min  96: MRU win a corner kick, which is taken by Jermaine Pennant ...
         ... the cross finds Fabrice Muamba, whose excellent volley ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  98: MRU good long-range shot by Jermaine Pennant ...
         ... beats the helpless keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... Fabrice Muamba is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  TUR 2  -  MRU 3

Min  98: TUR begins pressing forward.

Min  98: Manager Henri Farhi (TUR) orders his team to play rough.

Min  98: _. Asterix (TUR MF) pushes forward.

Min 100: TUR decent chance by Iron 'Arry ...
         ... is easily blocked by MF Sebastian Svard!

Min 100: _ Marsupilami (TUR SW) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 10 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min 102: MRU excellent chance by Arturo Lupoli ...
         ... beats the helpless keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... Giorgos Efrem is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  TUR 2  -  MRU 4

Min 102: TUR adopts ball controlling tactic.

Min 102: Manager Henri Farhi (TUR) orders his team to play normally.

Min 102: Caroline Car (TUR GK) plays normally.

Min 102: _. Asterix (TUR MF) positions normally.

Min 104: Fabrice Muamba (MRU MF) elbows Duck Western ... 
         ... referee Olsen shows Muamba a yellow card!

Min 107: Pheeeep! Referee Olsen signals the end of the first half in extra time!

Score at the end of first period of extra time:  TUR 2  -  MRU 4  [ 7 (2 fk  1 pk)  -  16 (1 fk) ]

Min 106: Pheeeep! Referee Olsen gets the second half on the way!

Min 106: MRU fast break sets up Fabrice Muamba, whose good chance ...
         ... bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... Kieran Gibbs is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  TUR 2  -  MRU 5

Min 108: MRU win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Jay Simpson ...
         ... the cross finds Gavin Hoyte, whose good long shot ...
         ... clips the bar!

Min 110: Sebastian Svard (MRU MF) robs the ball from _ Marsupilami (TUR SW).

Min 111: MRU good long-range shot by Gavin Hoyte ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min 112: MRU excellent long-range shot by Ryan Garry ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Old SlowCoach!

Min 112: _ Spirou (TUR MF) is pushed aside by Sebastian Svard (MRU MF).

Min 117: MRU good chance by Giorgos Efrem ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min 119: TUR mediocre long-range shot by _ Spirou ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... Iron 'Arry is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  TUR 3  -  MRU 5

Min 120: Pheeeep! Referee Olsen blows the final whistle!


Final score:  TUR 3  -  MRU 5

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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TUR vs MRU:  3 - 5  [ 8 (2 fk  1 pk)  -  20 (1 fk) ]

TUR (B)
GK   Caroline Car                   (-5:0 0 0 9)
SW   _ Marsupilami                  (0:0 0 3 0)
DF   _ Farley                       (0:1 0 1 0)
DF   Lucky Luke                     (0:3 0 0 0) subbed @90 
DF   Old SlowCoach                  (0:0 0 2 0) entered @90 
MF   Sargeant Schlock               (1:2 0 0 0)
MF ^ _ Spirou                       (1:2 1 0 0)
MF   _. Asterix                     (1:2 0 1 0)
MF ^ Elizabeth Sentinal             (0:0 0 0 0)
MF < Iron 'Arry                     (0:0 1 0 0)
FW   Duck Western                   (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
FW < _. Opus                        (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @90 
FW < Captain Haddock                (0:1 0 0 0) RC79 


MRU (B)
GK   Manuel Almunia                 (-3:0 0 0 1)
DF   Gavin Hoyte                    (0:2 0 1 0) YC 
DF   Ryan Garry                     (0:0 1 2 0)
MF < Giorgos Efrem                  (0:1 1 0 0) YC 
MF   Fabrice Muamba                 (1:6 1 0 0) YC 
MF < Sebastian Svard                (1:3 0 1 0)
MF < Jermaine Pennant               (2:2 0 1 0)
MF   Arturo Lupoli                  (1:4 0 0 0)
FW ^ Jay Simpson                    (0:1 0 0 0)
FW < Rhys Murphy                    (0:2 0 0 0)
FW ^ Kieran Gibbs                   (0:0 1 0 0)


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  MRU  MF  J. Pennant
    **  MRU  MF  S. Svard
     *  MRU  DF  R. Garry

Offsides:  TUR:  2      MRU:  0

