Date: Mon, 11 May 2009 22:10:04 +0300 (EEST)

WC - Playoffs #1 Champ Pool Matches (Quarter-Finals)
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1  ROB - GER
2  TUR - CZE
3  PHI - SWE
4  MRU - ENG

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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Playoffs #1:  Team Robots (#3 seed) (#1 in A)  vs  Team Germany (#1 seed) (#2 in B)

101495 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 11052015

Starting lineups
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ROB (L)
Coach  The Robot
GK   2655 Robot A01            AAA  
SW   2658 Robot A04            AAA  
DF ^ 2882 Robot A19            AAA  
DF ^ 2488 Robot E07            EEE  
DF   1690 Robot E08            EEE  
MF < 1875 Robot E12            EEE  
MF > 1691 Robot E13            EEE  
FW   2260 Robot E18            EEE  
FW   2669 Robot A15            AAA  
FW   2670 Robot A16            AAA  
FW   1381 Robot E19            EEE  

S1 ^ 2489 Robot E06            EEE  
S2 ^ 3100 Robot A21            AAA  
S3    974 Robot E09            EEE  
S4   2666 Robot A12            AAA  
S5   2503 Robot E01            EEE  


GER
Coach  Sven Dittmer, Thomas Esamie
GK   3956 Jennifer Walbank     SYD  
DF   3616 Cassandra Chamberlai SYD  
DF   3277 Claudia Mattke       SYD  
DF   3266 Udo Unicorn          HEL  
MF   4115 Theo Time_Hound      HEL  
MF   4072 Lynette Brown        SYD  
MF   3042 Sven Spectre         HEL  
MF ^ 3783 Tandiss Hatami       SYD  
MF ^ 3278 Kathryn Kidd         SYD  
FW   4100 Dieter Drolem        HEL  
FW   3574 Britta Banshee       HEL  

S1   4205 Willi Wyvern         HEL  
S2   2819 Vanessa Vampire      HEL  
S3   3842 Vincent Vrock        HEL  


Officials from England:
	referee      Philip Don
	assistant referee #1  Steve Bennett
	assistant referee #2  Mark Warren


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Don signals the kick-off!

Min   1: GER adopts ball controlling tactic.

Min   1: Claudia Mattke (GER DF) switches to play MF.

Min   1: Dieter Drolem (GER FW) drops back.

Min   1: Britta Banshee (GER FW) drops back.

Min   2: ROB win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Robot E13 ...
         ... the cross finds Robot A15, whose excellent header ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... Robot E13 is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ROB 1  -  GER 0

Min   2: ROB adopts stalling tactic.

Min   2: Manager The Robot (ROB) orders his team to play normally.

Min   2: Robot E08 (ROB DF) gets orders to mark.

Min   2: Robot E13 (ROB MF) drops back and plays normally.

Min   2: Robot E18 (ROB FW) drops back.

Min   2: Robot A15 (ROB FW) drops back and plays normally.

Min   2: Robot A16 (ROB FW) drops back and plays normally.

Min   2: Robot E19 (ROB FW) drops back and plays normally.

Min   2: GER starts using long ball.

Min   2: Claudia Mattke (GER MF) switches to play DF.

Min   2: Theo Time_Hound (GER MF) pushes forward.

Min   2: Lynette Brown (GER MF) drops back.

Min   2: Sven Spectre (GER MF) pushes forward.

Min   2: Dieter Drolem (GER FW) positions normally.

Min   2: Tandiss Hatami (GER MF) switches to play FW.

Min   2: Britta Banshee (GER FW) positions normally.

Min   2: Kathryn Kidd (GER MF) switches to play FW.

Min   3: Britta Banshee (GER FW) is getting marked by Robot E08.

Min   4: GER difficult shot by Theo Time_Hound ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by SW Robot A04!

Min   4: ROB desperate volley by Robot E19 ...
         ... hits the bar!

Min   9: GER difficult long-range shot by Sven Spectre ...
         ... is saved with a gentle burp by GK Robot A01!

Min  12: ROB desperate shot by Robot A16 ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by DF Udo Unicorn!

Min  14: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Cassandra Chamberlai ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Kathryn Kidd, whose difficult shot ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ROB 1  -  GER 1

Min  14: GER really difficult effort by Theo Time_Hound ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Robot A01!

Min  14: Robot A19 (ROB DF) steals the ball from Dieter Drolem (GER FW).

Min  14: Robot E08 (ROB DF) positions normally.

Min  14: Robot E13 (ROB MF) goes rough.

Min  14: Robot A15 (ROB FW) goes rough.

Min  14: Robot A16 (ROB FW) goes rough.

Min  14: Robot E19 (ROB FW) goes rough.

Min  14: GER adopts ball controlling tactic.

Min  14: Claudia Mattke (GER DF) switches to play MF.

Min  14: Theo Time_Hound (GER MF) positions normally.

Min  14: Lynette Brown (GER MF) positions normally.

Min  14: Sven Spectre (GER MF) positions normally.

Min  14: Dieter Drolem (GER FW) drops back.

Min  14: Tandiss Hatami (GER FW) switches to play MF.

Min  14: Britta Banshee (GER FW) drops back.

Min  14: Kathryn Kidd (GER FW) switches to play MF.

Min  15: Robot E08 (ROB) is no longer marking Britta Banshee.

Min  17: ROB decent long-range shot by Robot E13 ...
         ... is just palmed away by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min  19: Robot E18 (ROB FW) punches Tandiss Hatami ... 
         ... referee Don shows E18 a yellow card!

Min  22: Cassandra Chamberlai (GER DF) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 8 cans of cool spray get her back to the field.

Min  24: ROB promising volley by Robot E19 ...
         ... is saved with a confident wink by GK Jennifer Walbank!

Min  25: Cassandra Chamberlai (GER DF) robs the ball from Robot E07 (ROB DF).

Min  27: GER really difficult chance by Britta Banshee ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Robot A19!

Min  27: Robot E13 (ROB MF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Don awards GER a direct free kick!
         ... Cassandra Chamberlai takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is tipped over the bar by GK Robot A01!

Min  28: ROB decent effort by Robot A15 ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Kathryn Kidd!

Min  31: GER desperate long-range shot by Lynette Brown ...
         ... assistant referee Bennett judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  36: GER desperate header by Claudia Mattke ...
         ... is calmly cleared by SW Robot A04!

Min  37: Dieter Drolem (GER FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  45: Robot A15 (ROB FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Don signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  ROB 1  -  GER 1  [ 4  -  4 (1 fk) ]

Manager The Robot shouts orders in ROB's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out GK Robot A01 ...
	Robot A01 goes to shower and Robot E01 takes his place.

Manager Sven Dittmer, Thomas Esamie shouts orders in GER's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out GK Jennifer Walbank ...
	Jennifer Walbank goes to shower and Vincent Vrock takes her place.
  he wants to sub out MF Claudia Mattke ...
	Claudia Mattke goes to shower and Willi Wyvern takes her place.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Don gets the second half on the way!

Min  48: GER really difficult shot by Willi Wyvern ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by SW Robot A04!

Min  52: GER desperate long-range shot by Kathryn Kidd ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Robot E01!

Min  54: ROB decent volley by Robot A16 ...
         ... is punted upfield by MF Kathryn Kidd!

Min  56: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Cassandra Chamberlai ...
         ... the cross finds Sven Spectre, whose really difficult volley ...
         ... assistant referee Warren judges the play to be a couple of yards offside!

Min  56: ROB adopts ball controlling tactic.

Min  56: Manager The Robot (ROB) orders his team to play rough.

Min  56: Robot A04 (ROB SW) switches to play MF and drops back.

Min  56: Robot E12 (ROB MF) positions normally.

Min  56: Robot E13 (ROB MF) positions normally.

Min  56: Robot E19 (ROB FW) positions normally.

Min  57: ROB excellent attempt by Robot A16 ...
         ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  ROB 2  -  GER 1

Min  57: Dieter Drolem (GER FW) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as twisted ankle ...
         ... 11 rolls of tape get him back to the field.

Min  57: ROB adopts stalling tactic.

Min  57: Manager The Robot (ROB) orders his team to play normally.

Min  57: Robot E08 (ROB DF) gets orders to mark.

Min  57: Robot A04 (ROB MF) switches to play SW.

Min  57: Robot E12 (ROB MF) drops back.

Min  57: Robot E13 (ROB MF) drops back and plays normally.

Min  57: Robot A15 (ROB FW) plays normally.

Min  57: Robot A16 (ROB FW) plays normally.

Min  57: Robot E19 (ROB FW) drops back and plays normally.

Min  57: GER starts using long ball.

Min  57: Manager Sven Dittmer, Thomas Esamie (GER) orders his team to play rough.

Min  57: Theo Time_Hound (GER MF) pushes forward.

Min  57: Lynette Brown (GER MF) drops back.

Min  57: Sven Spectre (GER MF) pushes forward.

Min  57: Dieter Drolem (GER FW) positions normally.

Min  57: Tandiss Hatami (GER MF) switches to play FW.

Min  57: Britta Banshee (GER FW) positions normally.

Min  57: Kathryn Kidd (GER MF) switches to play FW.

Min  58: Britta Banshee (GER FW) is getting marked by Robot E08.

Min  60: Willi Wyvern (GER MF) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as pulled muscle ...
         ... Willi Wyvern is helped out of the pitch ...
         ... recovery of 3 and half weeks is expected.

Min  60: Vanessa Vampire enters the field as MF for GER.

Min  60: Robot E07 (ROB DF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Robot E06 enters the field.

Min  60: Lynette Brown (GER MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... she can't leave as planned! All substitutions have been used!

Min  60: Vanessa Vampire (GER MF) starts playing passively.

Min  65: GER mediocre header by Kathryn Kidd ...
         ... is headed clear by FW Robot E18!

Min  67: GER difficult long-range shot by Dieter Drolem ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  67: Sven Spectre (GER MF) is nudged away by Robot A16 (ROB FW).

Min  68: GER difficult volley by Theo Time_Hound ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Robot E01!

Min  70: ROB really difficult attempt by Robot E19 ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Cassandra Chamberlai!

Min  70: Robot E12 (ROB MF) is clumsily tackled by Lynette Brown (GER MF).

Min  76: ROB win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Robot A15 ...
         ... the cross finds Robot E18, whose difficult header ...
         ... trickles over the line! GOAL!!!
         ... Robot A15 is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ROB 3  -  GER 1

Min  76: GER adopts ball controlling tactic.

Min  76: Theo Time_Hound (GER MF) positions normally.

Min  76: Lynette Brown (GER MF) positions normally.

Min  76: Sven Spectre (GER MF) positions normally.

Min  76: Dieter Drolem (GER FW) drops back.

Min  76: Tandiss Hatami (GER FW) switches to play MF.

Min  76: Britta Banshee (GER FW) drops back.

Min  76: Kathryn Kidd (GER FW) switches to play MF.

Min  81: GER begins pressing forward.

Min  81: Cassandra Chamberlai (GER DF) pushes forward.

Min  81: Udo Unicorn (GER DF) can't switch from DF to MF. Too few DF!

Min  81: Udo Unicorn (GER DF) pushes forward.

Min  81: Theo Time_Hound (GER MF) pushes forward.

Min  81: Lynette Brown (GER MF) pushes forward.

Min  81: Sven Spectre (GER MF) pushes forward.

Min  81: Dieter Drolem (GER FW) positions normally.

Min  81: Tandiss Hatami (GER MF) switches to play FW.

Min  81: Britta Banshee (GER FW) positions normally.

Min  81: Kathryn Kidd (GER MF) switches to play FW.

Min  82: GER decent long-range shot by Cassandra Chamberlai ...
         ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK Robot E01!

Min  82: Vincent Vrock (GER GK) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 7 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min  84: Robot E13 (ROB MF) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Don exchanges few words with E13.

Min  85: ROB win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Robot E06 ...
         ... the cross finds Robot A15, whose decent chance ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... Robot E06 is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  ROB 4  -  GER 1

Min  85: Robot A04 (ROB SW) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Don awards GER a direct free kick!
         ... Britta Banshee takes the kick ...
         ... the shot just misses the left hand post!

Min  85: Cassandra Chamberlai (GER DF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Don awards ROB a direct free kick!
         ... Robot E18 takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK Vincent Vrock!

Min  86: ROB promising effort by Robot E19 ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Udo Unicorn!

Min  86: ROB decent header by Robot A15 ...
         ... assistant referee Bennett is searching for his binoculars ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Vincent Vrock!

Min  86: ROB promising volley by Robot E19 ...
         ... hits the post!

Min  86: Dieter Drolem (GER FW) goes rough.

Min  86: Britta Banshee (GER FW) goes rough.

Min  86: Kathryn Kidd (GER FW) goes rough.

Min  87: GER promising long shot by Cassandra Chamberlai ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  90: GER promising shot by Theo Time_Hound ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by SW Robot A04!

Min  90: GER promising chance by Tandiss Hatami ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Robot E01!

Min  90: Kathryn Kidd (GER FW) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 10 cans of cool spray get her back to the field.

Min  90: Robot E06 (ROB DF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Robot A21 enters the field.

Min  90: Robot E12 (ROB MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he can't leave as planned! All substitutions have been used!

Min  93: ROB decent volley by Robot E12 ...
         ... is just pushed wide by GK Vincent Vrock!

Min  93: ROB win a corner kick, which is taken by Robot E12 ...
         ... the cross finds Robot A16, whose promising volley ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Vincent Vrock!

Min  94: Pheeeep! Referee Don blows the final whistle!


Final score:  ROB 4  -  GER 1

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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ROB vs GER:  4 - 1  [ 11 (1 fk)  -  11 (2 fk) ]

ROB (S)
GK   Robot E01                      (0:0 0 0 4) entered @45 
GK   Robot A01                      (-1:0 0 0 3) subbed @45 
SW   Robot A04                      (0:0 0 4 0)
DF ^ Robot A21                      (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
DF ^ Robot A19                      (0:0 0 1 0)
DF ^ Robot E06                      (0:0 1 0 0) entered @60  subbed @90 
DF ^ Robot E07                      (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @60 
DF   Robot E08                      (0:0 0 0 0) marked B. Banshee
MF < Robot E12                      (0:1 0 0 0)
MF < Robot E13                      (0:1 1 0 0)
FW < Robot E18                      (1:2 0 1 0) YC 
FW < Robot A15                      (2:3 1 0 0)
FW < Robot A16                      (1:2 0 0 0)
FW < Robot E19                      (0:3 0 0 0)


GER (P)
GK   Jennifer Walbank               (-1:0 0 0 2) subbed @45 
GK   Vincent Vrock                  (-3:0 0 0 4) entered @45 
DF > Cassandra Chamberlai           (0:3 0 1 0)
DF > Udo Unicorn                    (0:0 0 2 0)
MF   Willi Wyvern                   (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45  inj @60 pulled muscle
MF   Claudia Mattke                 (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 
MF > Theo Time_Hound                (0:2 0 0 0)
MF > Lynette Brown                  (0:1 0 0 0)
MF > Sven Spectre                   (0:2 0 0 0)
MF   Vanessa Vampire                (0:0 0 0 0) entered @60 
FW   Dieter Drolem                  (0:1 0 0 0)
FW ^ Tandiss Hatami                 (0:1 0 0 0)
FW   Britta Banshee                 (0:1 0 0 0)
FW ^ Kathryn Kidd                   (1:2 0 2 0)


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  ROB  FW  R. A15
    **  ROB  DF  R. A04
     *  GER  FW  K. Kidd

Offsides:  ROB:  0      GER:  2


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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Playoffs #1:  Turkey (#4 seed) (#1 in B)  vs  Czech Republic (#2 seed) (#2 in A)

102203 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 2744817

Starting lineups
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TUR (B)
Coach  Henri Farhi
GK   3285 Caroline Car         BGS  
SW   3788 _ Marsupilami        BGS  
DF   3929 _ Farley             BGS  
DF   3789 Lucky Luke           BGS  
MF   4029 Sargeant Schlock     BGS  
MF ^ 3930 _ Spirou             BGS  
MF   3598 _. Asterix           BGS  
MF ^ 3058 Elizabeth Sentinal   BGS  
MF < 3860 Professor Calculus   BGS  
FW < 4129 _. Opus              BGS  
FW < 3599 _. Obelix            BGS  

S1   3222 Duck Western         BGS  
S2   2834 Old SlowCoach        BGS  
S3   2835 Iron 'Arry           BGS  
S4   3709 Captain Haddock      BGS  


CZE
Coach  Don Fulmer and Eduard Habermann
GK   3866 A Naphylaxis         MRV  
DF   3787 Gyrosigma Acuminatum AU   
DF   3518 F InnishSprayer      MRV  
MF   3923 Chara Braunii        AU   
MF   3922 Oodi Limneticum      AU   
MF   3714 Ophio Simplex        AU   
FW   3924 Boldia Erythrosiphon AU   
FW   4050 N OBock              MRV  
FW   3779 B UbbleBoy           MRV  
FW   3581 J ApaneseXmas        MRV  
FW   3186 Crypto Splendida     AU   

S1   4252 Green Slime          AU   
S2   4246 B Anker              MRV  
S3   3087 Lot 92               MRV  
S4   3057 Entocladi Polymorpha AU   
S5   3542 Pedino Rotunda       AU   


Officials from Denmark:
	referee      Peter Mikkelsen
	assistant referee #1  Ole Hansen
	assistant referee #2  Jens Larsen


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Mikkelsen signals the kick-off!

Min   1: CZE adopts ball controlling tactic.

Min   1: F InnishSprayer (CZE DF) gets orders to mark.

Min   1: Chara Braunii (CZE MF) drops back.

Min   1: Oodi Limneticum (CZE MF) drops back.

Min   1: Ophio Simplex (CZE MF) starts following opposing wise guys.

Min   1: Boldia Erythrosiphon (CZE FW) drops back.

Min   1: N OBock (CZE FW) drops back.

Min   1: B UbbleBoy (CZE FW) pushes forward.

Min   1: J ApaneseXmas (CZE FW) drops back.

Min   1: Crypto Splendida (CZE FW) drops back.

Min   1: _. Obelix (TUR FW) is getting marked by F InnishSprayer.

Min   1: TUR excellent long-range shot by _ Farley ...
         ... assistant referee Larsen judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min   2: _. Obelix (TUR FW) tackles violently B UbbleBoy ... 
         ... referee Mikkelsen shows Obelix a yellow card!

Min   2: _. Obelix (TUR FW) plays normally.

Min   3: CZE excellent long-range shot by Boldia Erythrosiphon ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Lucky Luke!

Min   3: TUR good shot by _. Asterix ...
         ... is smothered by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min   4: CZE excellent header by Crypto Splendida ...
         ... assistant referee Hansen judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min   6: TUR excellent attempt by Elizabeth Sentinal ...
         ... is calmly cleared by FW Boldia Erythrosiphon!

Min   7: CZE excellent long-range shot by N OBock ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min   9: Professor Calculus (TUR MF) yells at the referee ... 
         ... referee Mikkelsen shows Calculus a yellow card!

Min  13: CZE win a corner kick, which is taken by Gyrosigma Acuminatum ...
         ... the cross finds N OBock, whose excellent header ...
         ... clips the post!

Min  18: CZE win a corner kick, which is taken by Gyrosigma Acuminatum ...
         ... the cross is deflected to B UbbleBoy, whose excellent header ...
         ... is scrambled over the bar by GK Caroline Car!

Min  20: Gyrosigma Acuminatum (CZE DF) is just tackled by _ Marsupilami (TUR SW).

Min  20: Caroline Car (TUR GK) punches Chara Braunii ... 
         ... referee Mikkelsen shows Car a yellow card!

Min  20: _. Opus (TUR FW) elbows Boldia Erythrosiphon ... 
         ... referee Mikkelsen shows Opus a yellow card!

Min  20: Caroline Car (TUR GK) plays normally.

Min  24: TUR excellent header by _. Asterix ...
         ... beats the helpless keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  TUR 1  -  CZE 0

Min  24: TUR adopts stalling tactic.

Min  24: Sargeant Schlock (TUR MF) switches to play DF.

Min  24: _ Spirou (TUR MF) drops back.

Min  24: _. Asterix (TUR MF) drops back.

Min  24: Elizabeth Sentinal (TUR MF) drops back.

Min  25: Professor Calculus (TUR MF) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Mikkelsen shows Calculus a yellow card!
         ... but he was already booked earlier and is now sent off!

Min  25: Boldia Erythrosiphon (CZE FW) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Mikkelsen exchanges few words with Erythrosiphon.

Min  26: CZE difficult attempt by Boldia Erythrosiphon ...
         ... is saved with a smile by GK Caroline Car!

Min  26: Gyrosigma Acuminatum (CZE DF) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 6 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min  29: CZE difficult volley by Gyrosigma Acuminatum ...
         ... is punted upfield by FW _. Obelix!

Min  30: _. Asterix (TUR MF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Mikkelsen awards CZE a direct free kick!
         ... Gyrosigma Acuminatum takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is smothered by GK Caroline Car!

Min  30: B UbbleBoy (CZE FW) makes a foul just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Mikkelsen awards TUR a direct free kick!
         ... _. Obelix takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is saved with a gentle burp by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min  30: CZE begins pressing forward.

Min  30: Manager Don Fulmer and Eduard Habermann (CZE) orders his team to play rough.

Min  30: F InnishSprayer (CZE DF) positions normally.

Min  30: Ophio Simplex (CZE MF) drops back.

Min  30: Crypto Splendida (CZE FW) switches to play MF and starts following opposing wise guys.

Min  31: F InnishSprayer (CZE) is no longer marking _. Obelix.

Min  31: CZE decent long-range shot by J ApaneseXmas ...
         ... clips the bar!

Min  33: CZE decent volley by Chara Braunii ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  34: TUR mediocre shot by _. Opus ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by MF Chara Braunii!

Min  35: Chara Braunii (CZE MF) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Mikkelsen shows Braunii a yellow card!

Min  35: Chara Braunii (CZE MF) starts playing passively.

Min  37: Elizabeth Sentinal (TUR MF) is easily tackled by J ApaneseXmas (CZE FW).

Min  43: CZE win a corner kick, which is taken by Gyrosigma Acuminatum ...
         ... the cross finds Crypto Splendida, whose promising attempt ...
         ... is smothered by GK Caroline Car!

Min  43: N OBock (CZE FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  44: Chara Braunii (CZE MF) boots the ball out of reach of Lucky Luke (TUR DF).

Min  45: Ophio Simplex (CZE MF) moons the referee ... 
         ... referee Mikkelsen shows Simplex a red card!

Min  48: CZE decent shot by Oodi Limneticum ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Lucky Luke!

Min  49: CZE decent chance by N OBock ...
         ... clips the bar!

Min  50: Pheeeep! Referee Mikkelsen signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  TUR 1  -  CZE 0  [ 3 (1 fk)  -  9 (1 fk) ]

Manager Don Fulmer and Eduard Habermann shouts orders in CZE's locker room ...
  he orders his team to play normally.
  MF Oodi Limneticum positions normally.
  FW B UbbleBoy goes rough.
  FW J ApaneseXmas goes rough.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Mikkelsen gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: CZE decent long-range shot by Boldia Erythrosiphon ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by SW _ Marsupilami!

Min  48: TUR difficult volley by _. Obelix ...
         ... is just palmed away by GK A Naphylaxis!

Min  51: CZE win a corner kick, which is taken by Gyrosigma Acuminatum ...
         ... the cross is deflected to J ApaneseXmas, whose mediocre effort ...
         ... is smothered by GK Caroline Car!

Min  53: B UbbleBoy (CZE FW) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 10 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min  56: CZE difficult long-range shot by N OBock ...
         ... is smothered by GK Caroline Car!

Min  56: Oodi Limneticum (CZE MF) punches _ Marsupilami ... 
         ... referee Mikkelsen shows Limneticum a yellow card!

Min  56: Sargeant Schlock (TUR DF) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 5 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min  56: Oodi Limneticum (CZE MF) starts playing passively.

Min  60: CZE difficult shot by N OBock ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Caroline Car!

Min  62: CZE decent long-range shot by B UbbleBoy ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF _ Spirou!

Min  63: CZE win a corner kick, which is taken by Gyrosigma Acuminatum ...
         ... the cross finds Boldia Erythrosiphon, whose difficult header ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  67: CZE mediocre long-range shot by Boldia Erythrosiphon ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Caroline Car!

Min  67: TUR decent volley by _ Spirou ...
         ... is easily blocked by FW J ApaneseXmas!

Min  70: A Naphylaxis (CZE GK) elbows Elizabeth Sentinal ... 
         ... referee Mikkelsen shows Naphylaxis a yellow card!

Min  70: A Naphylaxis (CZE GK) starts playing passively.

Min  72: CZE decent long shot by Gyrosigma Acuminatum ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  TUR 1  -  CZE 1

Min  72: TUR adopts ball controlling tactic.

Min  72: Sargeant Schlock (TUR DF) switches to play MF.

Min  72: _ Spirou (TUR MF) moves wide.

Min  72: _. Asterix (TUR MF) positions normally.

Min  72: Elizabeth Sentinal (TUR MF) moves wide.

Min  72: CZE adopts ball controlling tactic.

Min  72: F InnishSprayer (CZE DF) gets orders to mark.

Min  72: Oodi Limneticum (CZE MF) drops back.

Min  72: B UbbleBoy (CZE FW) plays normally.

Min  72: J ApaneseXmas (CZE FW) plays normally.

Min  72: Crypto Splendida (CZE MF) switches to play FW and drops back.

Min  73: _. Obelix (TUR FW) is getting marked by F InnishSprayer.

Min  73: _. Opus (TUR FW) boots the ball out of reach of F InnishSprayer (CZE DF).

Min  75: B UbbleBoy (CZE FW) goes rough.

Min  75: J ApaneseXmas (CZE FW) goes rough.

Min  76: CZE excellent volley by Boldia Erythrosiphon ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min  79: CZE win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Gyrosigma Acuminatum ...
         ... the cross finds B UbbleBoy, whose good header ...
         ... bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... Gyrosigma Acuminatum is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  TUR 1  -  CZE 2

Min  79: TUR begins pressing forward.

Min  79: _. Asterix (TUR MF) pushes forward.

Min  79: _. Opus (TUR FW) positions normally.

Min  79: _. Obelix (TUR FW) positions normally.

Min  79: CZE starts playing opportunistic.

Min  79: Gyrosigma Acuminatum (CZE DF) can't switch from DF to SW. Too few DF!

Min  79: F InnishSprayer (CZE DF) positions normally.

Min  79: Oodi Limneticum (CZE MF) can't switch from MF to DF. Too few MF!

Min  79: Oodi Limneticum (CZE MF) positions normally.

Min  79: N OBock (CZE FW) switches to play MF.

Min  79: B UbbleBoy (CZE FW) switches to play MF and drops back and plays normally.

Min  79: J ApaneseXmas (CZE FW) plays normally.

Min  79: Crypto Splendida (CZE FW) switches to play MF.

Min  80: F InnishSprayer (CZE) is no longer marking _. Obelix.

Min  80: Oodi Limneticum (CZE MF) switches to play DF.

Min  81: TUR mediocre long-range shot by _. Opus ...
         ... is well wide!

Min  81: Gyrosigma Acuminatum (CZE DF) switches to play SW.

Min  83: TUR promising long-range shot by Sargeant Schlock ...
         ... is headed clear by SW Gyrosigma Acuminatum!

Min  83: Sargeant Schlock (TUR MF) goes down just outside CZE's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Mikkelsen waves play on.

Min  84: TUR mediocre long shot by _ Farley ...
         ... is well wide!

Min  85: CZE promising chance by Crypto Splendida ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by DF _ Farley!

Min  86: TUR decent header by Sargeant Schlock ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  86: CZE decent long-range shot by Boldia Erythrosiphon ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Lucky Luke!

Min  90: Lucky Luke (TUR DF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Old SlowCoach enters the field.

Min  90: Elizabeth Sentinal (TUR MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... she walks off the pitch ...
         ... Iron 'Arry enters the field.

Min  90: _. Opus (TUR FW) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Captain Haddock enters the field.

Min  92: CZE mediocre chance by N OBock ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Caroline Car!

Min  94: Pheeeep! Referee Mikkelsen blows the final whistle!


Final score:  TUR 1  -  CZE 2

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
------------------------------------------

TUR vs CZE:  1 - 2  [ 7 (1 fk)  -  18 (1 fk) ]

TUR (P)
GK   Caroline Car                   (-2:0 0 0 9) YC 
SW   _ Marsupilami                  (0:0 0 1 0)
DF   _ Farley                       (0:2 0 1 0)
DF   Lucky Luke                     (0:0 0 3 0) subbed @90 
DF   Old SlowCoach                  (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
MF   Sargeant Schlock               (0:1 0 0 0)
MF ^ _ Spirou                       (0:0 0 1 0)
MF > _. Asterix                     (1:2 0 0 0)
MF ^ Elizabeth Sentinal             (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @90 
MF < Professor Calculus             (0:0 0 0 0) RC25 
MF ^ Iron 'Arry                     (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
FW   _. Opus                        (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @90  YC 
FW   _. Obelix                      (0:2 0 1 0) YC 
FW   Captain Haddock                (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 


CZE (O)
GK   A Naphylaxis                   (-1:0 0 0 3) YC 
SW   Gyrosigma Acuminatum           (1:2 1 1 0)
DF   F InnishSprayer                (0:0 0 0 0) marked _. Obelix
DF   Oodi Limneticum                (0:0 0 0 0) YC 
MF < Chara Braunii                  (0:1 0 1 0) YC 
MF < Ophio Simplex                  (0:0 0 0 0) RC45 
MF < N OBock                        (0:6 0 0 0)
MF < B UbbleBoy                     (1:2 0 0 0)
MF < Crypto Splendida               (0:2 0 0 0)
FW < Boldia Erythrosiphon           (0:4 0 1 0)
FW < J ApaneseXmas                  (0:2 0 1 0)


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  CZE  DF  G. Acuminatum
    **  TUR  GK  C. Car
     *  TUR  DF  L. Luke

Offsides:  TUR:  1      CZE:  1


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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Playoffs #1:  The Philippines (#3 seed) (#1 in C)  vs  Sverige (#2 seed) (#2 in D)

105922 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 103951

Starting lineups
----------------

PHI
Coach  Jeremy Billones
GK   3618 Chavo Guerrero       WCW  
SW   3966 Bobby Lashley        WCW  
DF   4127 Great Khali          WCW  
DF   3967 Randy Orton          WCW  
DF   3304 Brock Lesnar         WCW  
MF   3619 Shelton Benjamin     WCW  
MF ^ 3305 Charlie Haas         WCW  
MF   4234 Danny Davis          WCW  
MF ^ 2878 Booker T             WCW  
FW   4128 Trish Stratus        WCW  
FW < 3079 Lot 99               WCW  

S1 < 3078 Lot 93               WCW  
S2   2879 Shane McMahon        WCW  
S3   2569 Norman Smiley        WCW  
S4   2345 Charles Robinson     WCW  


SWE (B)
Coach  Sven-Goran Eriksson
GK   4114 Sookie Stackhouse    FSC  
DF   3606 Evadne Cake          FSC  
DF   3262 Oscar Burneais       FCB  
MF   3774 Leif Imhalikama      FCB  
MF   3938 Angua Werewolf       FSC  
MF < 3776 Sir Rheneas          FSC  
MF   3775 Michael Kipling      FCB  
MF   3607 Sergei Voshkov       FSC  
MF   3264 _ Spike              FSC  
FW   3265 _ Angel              FSC  
FW   3041 Graf Frankenstein    FSC  

S1   3937 Casper Ghost         FSC  
S2   3573 Todd Okifungi        FCB  
S3   3271 Louis Saha           NH   
S4   4017 Gary Pallister       NH   
S5   2840 Ivan Valentin        FCB  


Officials from Brazil:
	referee      Joao Araujo
	assistant referee #1  Paulo Alves
	assistant referee #2  Arnaldo Pinto


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Araujo signals the kick-off!

Min   1: Shelton Benjamin (PHI MF) pushes forward.

Min   3: Oscar Burneais (SWE DF) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 11 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min   6: PHI good volley by Danny Davis ...
         ... is calmly cleared by DF Evadne Cake!

Min   6: SWE excellent long shot by Oscar Burneais ...
         ... is saved with a deep sigh by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min   7: PHI excellent long-range shot by Brock Lesnar ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  11: SWE excellent long-range shot by Angua Werewolf ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min  12: SWE excellent long-range shot by _ Angel ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by FW Lot 99!

Min  13: SWE win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Angua Werewolf ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Michael Kipling, whose good chance ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min  15: SWE good long shot by Evadne Cake ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  17: SWE excellent volley by _ Angel ...
         ... is punted upfield by SW Bobby Lashley!

Min  20: PHI promising chance by Danny Davis ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  24: SWE excellent attempt by _ Angel ...
         ... slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!!
         ... Michael Kipling is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  PHI 0  -  SWE 1

Min  24: PHI good attempt by Lot 99 ...
         ... is easily blocked by MF _ Spike!

Min  24: SWE starts playing opportunistic.

Min  24: Leif Imhalikama (SWE MF) switches to play DF.

Min  24: Angua Werewolf (SWE MF) drops back.

Min  24: Michael Kipling (SWE MF) switches to play DF.

Min  24: Sergei Voshkov (SWE MF) drops back.

Min  24: _ Spike (SWE MF) drops back.

Min  24: _ Angel (SWE FW) drops back.

Min  24: Graf Frankenstein (SWE FW) drops back.

Min  27: SWE mediocre long-range shot by Oscar Burneais ...
         ... is just pushed wide by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min  28: SWE really difficult long-range shot by _ Angel ...
         ... is punted upfield by SW Bobby Lashley!

Min  29: PHI win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Bobby Lashley ...
         ... the cross finds Lot 99, whose hopeless shot ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Sookie Stackhouse!

Min  32: PHI hopeless long-range shot by Charlie Haas ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  32: Bobby Lashley (PHI SW) is calmly blocked by Sergei Voshkov (SWE MF).

Min  39: Michael Kipling (SWE DF) heads the ball away from Shelton Benjamin (PHI MF).

Min  39: Graf Frankenstein (SWE FW) yells at the referee ... 
         ... referee Araujo shows Frankenstein a yellow card!

Min  40: SWE difficult attempt by _ Angel ...
         ... assistant referee Alves is blinded by the sun ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min  41: PHI hopeless shot by Trish Stratus ...
         ... assistant referee Pinto judges the play to be barely offside!

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Araujo signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  PHI 0  -  SWE 1  [ 5  -  7 ]

Manager Jeremy Billones shouts orders in PHI's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out FW Lot 99 ...
	Lot 99 goes to shower and Shane McMahon takes his place.

Manager Sven-Goran Eriksson shouts orders in SWE's locker room ...
  SWE adopts stalling tactic.
  he wants to sub out FW Graf Frankenstein ...
	Graf Frankenstein goes to shower and Louis Saha takes his place.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Araujo gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: Louis Saha (SWE FW) drops back.

Min  48: PHI hopeless chance by Danny Davis ...
         ... is calmly cleared by MF Sergei Voshkov!

Min  48: SWE desperate attempt by Angua Werewolf ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Great Khali!

Min  54: SWE really difficult long-range shot by Michael Kipling ...
         ... is saved with a deep sigh by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min  55: Shane McMahon (PHI FW) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Araujo shows McMahon a yellow card!

Min  57: Evadne Cake (SWE DF) easily intercepts a pass from Booker T (PHI MF).

Min  60: PHI hopeless long-range shot by Trish Stratus ...
         ... is punched to safety by GK Sookie Stackhouse!

Min  60: Sookie Stackhouse (SWE GK) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Ivan Valentin enters the field.

Min  62: _ Spike (SWE MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Casper Ghost enters the field.

Min  63: Booker T (PHI MF) slides desperately to intercept a pass from Evadne Cake (SWE DF).

Min  63: Casper Ghost (SWE MF) drops back.

Min  64: PHI hopeless header by Shelton Benjamin ...
         ... is punted upfield by MF Angua Werewolf!

Min  75: PHI win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Bobby Lashley ...
         ... the cross finds Shelton Benjamin, whose hopeless effort ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min  76: SWE really difficult long-range shot by Louis Saha ...
         ... is punted upfield by SW Bobby Lashley!

Min  76: PHI begins pressing forward.

Min  81: Sir Rheneas (SWE MF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Araujo awards PHI a direct free kick!
         ... Bobby Lashley takes the kick ...
         ... the shot misses by a whisker!

Min  83: PHI hopeless volley by Trish Stratus ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  87: PHI hopeless attempt by Randy Orton ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Angua Werewolf!

Min  87: PHI hopeless effort by Trish Stratus ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min  88: PHI hopeless long-range shot by Brock Lesnar ...
         ... is saved with a smile by GK Ivan Valentin!

Min  88: SWE mediocre volley by Angua Werewolf ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Chavo Guerrero!

Min  90: Shane McMahon (PHI FW) is confidently tackled by Michael Kipling (SWE DF).

Min  90: Manager Jeremy Billones (PHI) orders his team to take it easy.

Min  91: Pheeeep! Referee Araujo blows the final whistle!


Final score:  PHI 0  -  SWE 1

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
------------------------------------------

PHI vs SWE:  0 - 1  [ 10 (1 fk)  -  9 ]

PHI (P)
GK   Chavo Guerrero                 (-1:0 0 0 7)
SW   Bobby Lashley                  (0:1 0 3 0)
DF   Great Khali                    (0:0 0 1 0)
DF   Randy Orton                    (0:0 0 0 0)
DF   Brock Lesnar                   (0:2 0 0 0)
MF > Shelton Benjamin               (0:1 0 0 0)
MF ^ Charlie Haas                   (0:1 0 0 0)
MF   Danny Davis                    (0:1 0 0 0)
MF ^ Booker T                       (0:0 0 0 0)
FW   Shane McMahon                  (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45  YC 
FW   Trish Stratus                  (0:4 0 0 0)
FW < Lot 99                         (0:1 0 1 0) subbed @45 


SWE (S)
GK   Sookie Stackhouse              (0:0 0 0 2) subbed @60 
GK   Ivan Valentin                  (0:0 0 0 1) entered @60 
DF   Leif Imhalikama                (0:0 0 0 0)
DF   Evadne Cake                    (0:1 0 1 0)
DF   Oscar Burneais                 (0:2 0 0 0)
DF   Michael Kipling                (0:2 1 0 0)
MF < Angua Werewolf                 (0:2 0 2 0)
MF < Casper Ghost                   (0:0 0 0 0) entered @62 
MF < Sir Rheneas                    (0:0 0 0 0)
MF < Sergei Voshkov                 (0:0 0 1 0)
MF < _ Spike                        (0:0 0 1 0) subbed @62 
FW < Louis Saha                     (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 
FW < _ Angel                        (1:2 0 0 0)
FW < Graf Frankenstein              (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45  YC 


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  PHI  GK  C. Guerrero
    **  SWE  MF  A. Werewolf
     *  SWE  FW  _. Angel

Offsides:  PHI:  1      SWE:  0


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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Playoffs #1:  Mauritius (#3 seed) (#1 in D)  vs  England (#2 seed) (#2 in C)

102815 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 17625

Starting lineups
----------------

MRU (B)
Coach  Roy Wong
GK   4201 Manuel Almunia       NBL  
DF   3948 Gavin Hoyte          NBL  
DF   3069 Ryan Garry           NBL  
MF < 3782 Giorgos Efrem        NBL  
MF   3584 Fabrice Muamba       NBL  
MF < 3297 Sebastian Svard      NBL  
MF < 3070 Jermaine Pennant     NBL  
MF   3585 Arturo Lupoli        NBL  
FW ^ 4121 Jay Simpson          NBL  
FW < 4122 Rhys Murphy          NBL  
FW ^ 4123 Kieran Gibbs         NBL  

S1   2530 Steven Sidwell       NBL  
S2   2529 David Noble          NBL  
S3   3821 E. Adebayor          NBL  
S4   3668 Alexandre Song       NBL  
S5   2824 Richard Wright       NBL  


ENG (B)
Coach  Mark and Trevor
GK   3582 Overtax Booze        NAT  
DF   3780 Return To_Dark_Ages  NAT  
DF   3769 Tim Bisley           BBT  
MF < 3273 Eat Horses           NAT  
MF < 3274 Eat Haggis           NAT  
FW < 3947 Support Dictators    NAT  
FW < 3928 Alan Statham         BBT  
FW < 3781 SellOnions On_A_Bike NAT  
FW < 3770 Gordon Ottershaw     BBT  
FW < 3583 IgnoreUN Resolutions NAT  
FW < 3571 Gaspode TheWonderDog BBT  

S1   4119 F**k Tibet           NAT  
S2   3037 Jeff Murdoch         BBT  
S3   3258 Jane Christie        BBT  
S4   4110 Basil Fawlty         BBT  
S5   4218 General Melchett     BBT  


Officials from Finland:
	referee      Ilkka Koho
	assistant referee #1  Tapio Yli-Karro
	assistant referee #2  Tuomo Rantala


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Koho signals the kick-off!

Min   1: ENG excellent volley by Gordon Ottershaw ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Fabrice Muamba!

Min   1: ENG excellent long shot by Return To_Dark_Ages ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min   1: MRU excellent chance by Jermaine Pennant ...
         ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  MRU 1  -  ENG 0

Min   1: Manager Mark and Trevor (ENG) orders his team to play rough.

Min   3: Return To_Dark_Ages (ENG DF) punches Jermaine Pennant ... 
         ... referee Koho exchanges few words with To_Dark_Ages.

Min   4: MRU good long-range shot by Sebastian Svard ...
         ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  MRU 2  -  ENG 0

Min   4: MRU win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Gavin Hoyte ...
         ... the cross finds Fabrice Muamba, whose excellent shot ...
         ... is turned onto the post by GK Overtax Booze!

Min   4: Return To_Dark_Ages (ENG DF) forces a bad pass from Rhys Murphy (MRU FW).

Min   5: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Eat Horses ...
         ... the cross finds Support Dictators, whose excellent attempt ...
         ... beats the helpless keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... Eat Horses is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  MRU 2  -  ENG 1

Min  13: ENG excellent long-range shot by IgnoreUN Resolutions ...
         ... is smothered by GK Manuel Almunia!

Min  13: MRU good long-range shot by Rhys Murphy ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by MF Eat Haggis!

Min  16: ENG excellent shot by SellOnions On_A_Bike ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min  20: MRU excellent long-range shot by Gavin Hoyte ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... Kieran Gibbs is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  MRU 3  -  ENG 1

Min  20: Fabrice Muamba (MRU MF) is clumsily tackled by Eat Haggis (ENG MF).

Min  21: MRU excellent volley by Sebastian Svard ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... Arturo Lupoli is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  MRU 4  -  ENG 1

Min  25: Tim Bisley (ENG DF) punches Sebastian Svard ... 
         ... referee Koho exchanges few words with Bisley.

Min  25: Giorgos Efrem (MRU MF) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 7 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min  26: MRU excellent attempt by Arturo Lupoli ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  27: ENG excellent shot by SellOnions On_A_Bike ...
         ... beats the helpless keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  MRU 4  -  ENG 2

Min  29: ENG excellent chance by Eat Horses ...
         ... is calmly cleared by MF Arturo Lupoli!

Min  29: Return To_Dark_Ages (ENG DF) makes a foul just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Koho awards MRU a direct free kick!
         ... Fabrice Muamba takes the kick ...
         ... the shot goes through the keeper's legs! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  MRU 5  -  ENG 2

Min  31: MRU win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Gavin Hoyte ...
         ... the cross finds Arturo Lupoli, whose excellent chance ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... Gavin Hoyte is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  MRU 6  -  ENG 2

Min  31: Return To_Dark_Ages (ENG DF) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Koho exchanges few words with To_Dark_Ages.

Min  32: ENG excellent long-range shot by Eat Haggis ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  34: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Gordon Ottershaw ...
         ... the cross finds SellOnions On_A_Bike, whose excellent attempt ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Manuel Almunia!

Min  35: MRU good effort by Ryan Garry ...
         ... is punted upfield by FW Alan Statham!

Min  39: ENG excellent chance by IgnoreUN Resolutions ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min  40: ENG excellent long-range shot by Gordon Ottershaw ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  MRU 6  -  ENG 3

Min  41: ENG excellent effort by Gaspode TheWonderDog ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Sebastian Svard!

Min  42: Return To_Dark_Ages (ENG DF) is pushed aside by Ryan Garry (MRU DF).

Min  44: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by Return To_Dark_Ages ...
         ... the cross finds SellOnions On_A_Bike, whose excellent chance ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... Return To_Dark_Ages is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  MRU 6  -  ENG 4

Min  45: MRU excellent attempt by Jermaine Pennant ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  MRU 7  -  ENG 4

Min  45: Pheeeep! Referee Koho signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  MRU 7  -  ENG 4  [ 8 (1 fk)  -  10 ]

Manager Mark and Trevor shouts orders in ENG's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out DF Tim Bisley ...
	Tim Bisley goes to shower and F**k Tibet takes his place.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Koho gets the second half on the way!

Min  47: Gaspode TheWonderDog (ENG FW) punches Jermaine Pennant ... 
         ... referee Koho shows TheWonderDog a yellow card!

Min  49: ENG excellent header by Alan Statham ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  49: MRU good attempt by Jermaine Pennant ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min  50: MRU excellent long-range shot by Arturo Lupoli ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Overtax Booze!

Min  51: MRU good header by Arturo Lupoli ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF F**k Tibet!

Min  53: Gaspode TheWonderDog (ENG FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  56: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by SellOnions On_A_Bike ...
         ... the cross finds Alan Statham, whose excellent attempt ...
         ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!!
         ... SellOnions On_A_Bike is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  MRU 7  -  ENG 5

Min  58: ENG excellent header by SellOnions On_A_Bike ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Ryan Garry!

Min  58: Giorgos Efrem (MRU MF) robs the ball from F**k Tibet (ENG DF).

Min  60: MRU win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Arturo Lupoli ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Rhys Murphy, whose good volley ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min  61: MRU excellent chance by Arturo Lupoli ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Overtax Booze!

Min  63: Rhys Murphy (MRU FW) kicks the ball away after the whistle ... 
         ... referee Koho shows Murphy a yellow card!

Min  65: ENG excellent header by Gordon Ottershaw ...
         ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... Eat Horses is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  MRU 7  -  ENG 6

Min  65: MRU good attempt by Giorgos Efrem ...
         ... is punted upfield by FW Gordon Ottershaw!

Min  76: ENG excellent volley by SellOnions On_A_Bike ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  76: Eat Horses (ENG MF) elbows Giorgos Efrem ... 
         ... referee Koho shows Horses a yellow card!

Min  77: MRU excellent shot by Giorgos Efrem ...
         ... assistant referee Yli-Karro hastily flags the play to be offside!

Min  80: MRU good long-range shot by Giorgos Efrem ...
         ... is smothered by GK Overtax Booze!

Min  80: ENG begins pressing forward.

Min  81: Jay Simpson (MRU FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  81: SellOnions On_A_Bike (ENG FW) goes down inside MRU's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Koho waves play on.

Min  84: ENG excellent long-range shot by IgnoreUN Resolutions ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  84: ENG excellent effort by Gordon Ottershaw ...
         ... bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  MRU 7  -  ENG 7

Min  84: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Gaspode TheWonderDog ...
         ... the cross finds Gordon Ottershaw, whose excellent shot ...
         ... bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... Gaspode TheWonderDog is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  MRU 7  -  ENG 8

Min  84: ENG adopts stalling tactic.

Min  84: Manager Mark and Trevor (ENG) orders his team to play normally.

Min  88: Ryan Garry (MRU DF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Koho awards ENG a direct free kick!
         ... IgnoreUN Resolutions takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is parried by GK Manuel Almunia!

Min  89: ENG decent shot by Gaspode TheWonderDog ...
         ... is punted upfield by MF Arturo Lupoli!

Min  89: MRU decent long-range shot by Arturo Lupoli ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  89: MRU promising chance by Arturo Lupoli ...
         ... assistant referee Yli-Karro judges the play to be a couple of yards offside!

Min  90: MRU mediocre volley by Fabrice Muamba ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by MF Eat Horses!

Min  90: ENG mediocre long-range shot by Eat Horses ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  90: Eat Horses (ENG MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Jeff Murdoch enters the field.

Min  90: Jeff Murdoch (ENG MF) drops back.

Min  90: Alan Statham (ENG FW) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Jane Christie enters the field.

Min  90: Jane Christie (ENG FW) drops back.

Min  93: Pheeeep! Referee Koho blows the final whistle!


Final score:  MRU 7  -  ENG 8

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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MRU vs ENG:  7 - 8  [ 16 (1 fk)  -  18 (1 fk) ]

MRU (B)
GK   Manuel Almunia                 (-8:0 0 0 3)
DF   Gavin Hoyte                    (1:1 1 0 0)
DF   Ryan Garry                     (0:0 0 1 0)
MF < Giorgos Efrem                  (0:2 0 0 0)
MF   Fabrice Muamba                 (1:2 0 1 0)
MF < Sebastian Svard                (2:2 0 1 0)
MF < Jermaine Pennant               (2:3 0 0 0)
MF   Arturo Lupoli                  (1:6 1 2 0)
FW ^ Jay Simpson                    (0:0 0 0 0)
FW < Rhys Murphy                    (0:1 0 0 0) YC 
FW ^ Kieran Gibbs                   (0:0 1 0 0)


ENG (S)
GK   Overtax Booze                  (-7:0 0 0 4)
DF   F**k Tibet                     (0:0 0 1 0) entered @45 
DF   Return To_Dark_Ages            (0:1 1 0 0)
DF   Tim Bisley                     (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 
MF < Eat Horses                     (0:1 2 1 0) subbed @90  YC 
MF < Eat Haggis                     (0:1 0 1 0)
MF < Jeff Murdoch                   (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
FW < Support Dictators              (1:1 0 0 0)
FW < Alan Statham                   (1:2 0 1 0) subbed @90 
FW < SellOnions On_A_Bike           (2:5 1 0 0)
FW < Gordon Ottershaw               (4:4 0 1 0)
FW < IgnoreUN Resolutions           (0:4 0 0 0)
FW < Gaspode TheWonderDog           (0:0 1 0 0) YC 
FW < Jane Christie                  (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  ENG  FW  G. Ottershaw
    **  ENG  FW  S. On_A_Bike
     *  MRU  FW  A. Lupoli

Offsides:  MRU:  2      ENG:  0

