Date: Thu, 21 Apr 2005 18:22:09 +0300 (EEST)

WC - Day #3 Group B Matches
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1  FIN - FRA
2  NOR - ENG

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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Day #03:  Finland (#3 seed) (#2 in B)  vs  France 2005 (#1 seed) (#1 in B)

67250 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 19082255

Starting lineups
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FIN (O)
Coach  Jussi Haukioja
GK   2508 Wrong Tempo          MEX  
SW   3034 TooBusy AtWork       MEX  
DF   2261 Broka String         MEX  
DF   3569 Outta Tune           MEX  
MF < 2509 Too Dark             MEX  
MF   2262 New Strings          MEX  
MF   1914 Small Print          MEX  
FW < 3271 Too Fast             MEX  
FW < 3272 Too Slow             MEX  
FW < 3493 Sleep Deprived       MEX  
FW < 2823 Runny Nose           MEX  

S1   3249 Gotta Headache       MEX  
S2   2193 Bad Copy             MEX  
S3   1699 Full Bladder         MEX  


FRA
Coach  Shamisko
GK   2501 Andre Rey            IM   
DF   3043 Day Tripper          LH   
DF   2504 Penny Lane           LH   
DF   1910 Patrick Battiston    IM   
MF   2820 Mustapha Hadji       IM   
MF   2505 Rubber Soul          LH   
MF   2259 Roger Piantoni       IM   
MF   1876 Helter Skelter       LH   
FW   3066 Natasha St-Pier      IM   
FW   2506 _ Blackbird          LH   
FW   2502 David Zitelli        IM   

S1   3067 Axelle Red           IM   
S2   3270 Hey Bulldog          LH   
S3   3269 Nowhere Man          LH   


Officials from Estonia:
	referee      Juri Saar
	assistant referee #1  Valeri Jakjan
	assistant referee #2  Valeri Vinogradov


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Saar signals the kick-off!

Min   1: Manager Jussi Haukioja (FIN) orders his team to play rough.

Min   1: FRA starts playing opportunistic.

Min   1: Mustapha Hadji (FRA MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Rubber Soul (FRA MF) pushes forward.

Min   1: Helter Skelter (FRA MF) drops back.

Min   1: FRA decent shot by Natasha St-Pier ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by MF Too Dark!

Min   2: FRA promising long-range shot by Penny Lane ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min   3: FRA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Roger Piantoni ...
         ... the cross finds Rubber Soul, whose promising header ...
         ... is scrambled around the post by GK Wrong Tempo!

Min   6: FRA promising shot by _ Blackbird ...
         ... defenders wave to assistant referee Jakjan, who is looking elsewhere ...
         ... beats the helpless keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... Rubber Soul is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  FIN 0  -  FRA 1

Min   8: FIN difficult long-range shot by Runny Nose ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Patrick Battiston!

Min  17: FIN difficult long-range shot by Too Fast ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  18: FIN difficult attempt by New Strings ...
         ... slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!!
         ... Too Dark is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  FIN 1  -  FRA 1

Min  18: Sleep Deprived (FIN FW) is firmly stopped by Helter Skelter (FRA MF).

Min  19: Day Tripper (FRA DF) is nudged away by TooBusy AtWork (FIN SW).

Min  22: FRA promising long-range shot by Penny Lane ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  23: FRA promising chance by Natasha St-Pier ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Outta Tune!

Min  24: FRA adopts ball controlling tactic.

Min  24: Mustapha Hadji (FRA MF) positions normally.

Min  24: Rubber Soul (FRA MF) positions normally.

Min  24: Natasha St-Pier (FRA FW) drops back.

Min  24: _ Blackbird (FRA FW) drops back.

Min  24: David Zitelli (FRA FW) drops back.

Min  26: FIN win a corner kick, which is taken by Too Dark ...
         ... the cross finds Too Fast, whose decent chance ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min  26: FRA promising attempt by _ Blackbird ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Wrong Tempo!

Min  27: FIN promising long-range shot by Outta Tune ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min  28: Andre Rey (FRA GK) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as twisted ankle ...
         ... 14 rolls of tape get him back to the field.

Min  30: FIN decent attempt by New Strings ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by DF Penny Lane!

Min  30: Andre Rey (FRA GK) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Saar awards FIN a direct free kick!
         ... Too Dark takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is unstoppable! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  FIN 2  -  FRA 1

Min  30: FRA starts playing opportunistic.

Min  30: Mustapha Hadji (FRA MF) pushes forward.

Min  30: Rubber Soul (FRA MF) pushes forward.

Min  30: Natasha St-Pier (FRA FW) positions normally.

Min  30: _ Blackbird (FRA FW) positions normally.

Min  30: David Zitelli (FRA FW) positions normally.

Min  33: FRA decent shot by Natasha St-Pier ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  34: FIN difficult chance by Too Slow ...
         ... assistant referee Vinogradov judges the play to be few meters offside!

Min  34: TooBusy AtWork (FIN SW) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Saar awards FRA a direct free kick!
         ... Rubber Soul takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is just palmed away by GK Wrong Tempo!

Min  34: Broka String (FIN DF) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 6 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min  37: FIN difficult shot by New Strings ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Patrick Battiston!

Min  39: New Strings (FIN MF) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Saar shows Strings a yellow card!

Min  42: Outta Tune (FIN DF) is confidently tackled by Day Tripper (FRA DF).

Min  47: FRA decent long-range shot by Mustapha Hadji ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Broka String!

Min  47: Pheeeep! Referee Saar signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  FIN 2  -  FRA 1  [ 5 (1 fk)  -  6 (1 fk) ]

Manager Shamisko shouts orders in FRA's locker room ...
  FRA adopts ball controlling tactic.
  he orders his team to play rough.
  he wants to sub out DF Day Tripper ...
	Day Tripper goes to shower and Axelle Red takes her place.
  MF Mustapha Hadji positions normally.
  MF Rubber Soul positions normally.
  MF Helter Skelter positions normally.
  he wants to sub out MF Helter Skelter ...
	Helter Skelter goes to shower and Hey Bulldog takes its place.
  MF Hey Bulldog switches to play FW and drops back.
  FW Natasha St-Pier drops back.
  DF Axelle Red switches to play FW and drops back.
  FW _ Blackbird drops back.
  FW David Zitelli drops back.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Saar gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: Rubber Soul (FRA MF) drops back.

Min  47: Outta Tune (FIN DF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Saar awards FRA a direct free kick!
         ... Rubber Soul takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is held comfortably by GK Wrong Tempo!

Min  48: FIN promising long shot by Outta Tune ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  48: Runny Nose (FIN FW) punches _ Blackbird ... 
         ... referee Saar exchanges few words with Nose.

Min  49: FRA excellent effort by _ Blackbird ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  52: FIN win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Too Dark ...
         ... the cross is deflected to New Strings, whose promising chance ...
         ... assistant referee Jakjan judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min  54: FIN promising long-range shot by Small Print ...
         ... is well wide!

Min  56: FRA excellent long-range shot by _ Blackbird ...
         ... is smothered by GK Wrong Tempo!

Min  60: Rubber Soul (FRA MF) elbows TooBusy AtWork ... 
         ... referee Saar shows Soul a yellow card!

Min  60: Rubber Soul (FRA MF) starts playing passively.

Min  61: FRA promising shot by David Zitelli ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Broka String!

Min  65: FIN decent shot by Too Fast ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by FW Axelle Red!

Min  65: FIN adopts stalling tactic.

Min  66: FRA promising shot by Patrick Battiston ...
         ... is punted upfield by SW TooBusy AtWork!

Min  66: Hey Bulldog (FRA FW) steals the ball from TooBusy AtWork (FIN SW).

Min  68: FRA promising long-range shot by Rubber Soul ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  69: FRA promising chance by Natasha St-Pier ...
         ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  FIN 2  -  FRA 2

Min  69: FIN starts playing opportunistic.

Min  69: Manager Shamisko (FRA) orders his team to play normally.

Min  70: Manager Shamisko (FRA) orders his team to play rough.

Min  73: FIN promising header by Too Fast ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Andre Rey!

Min  77: FRA good chance by _ Blackbird ...
         ... is punted upfield by SW TooBusy AtWork!

Min  78: FIN good attempt by Sleep Deprived ...
         ... is easily blocked by DF Penny Lane!

Min  81: FRA excellent long shot by Penny Lane ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min  83: FRA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Penny Lane ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Mustapha Hadji, whose good shot ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min  86: FRA excellent long-range shot by David Zitelli ...
         ... is smothered by GK Wrong Tempo!

Min  87: Small Print (FIN MF) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Saar shows Print a yellow card!

Min  89: Broka String (FIN DF) trips Roger Piantoni just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Saar awards FRA a direct free kick!
         ... Rubber Soul takes the kick ...
         ... the shot slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  FIN 2  -  FRA 3

Min  89: FIN begins pressing forward.

Min  89: TooBusy AtWork (FIN SW) switches to play DF.

Min  89: Too Fast (FIN FW) positions normally.

Min  89: Too Slow (FIN FW) positions normally.

Min  89: Sleep Deprived (FIN FW) positions normally.

Min  89: Runny Nose (FIN FW) positions normally.

Min  89: FRA starts playing opportunistic.

Min  89: Manager Shamisko (FRA) orders his team to play normally.

Min  89: Mustapha Hadji (FRA MF) pushes forward.

Min  89: Rubber Soul (FRA MF) pushes forward.

Min  89: Hey Bulldog (FRA FW) positions normally.

Min  89: Natasha St-Pier (FRA FW) positions normally.

Min  89: Axelle Red (FRA FW) positions normally.

Min  89: _ Blackbird (FRA FW) positions normally.

Min  89: David Zitelli (FRA FW) positions normally.

Min  90: FIN promising volley by Too Fast ...
         ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!!
         ... Small Print is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  FIN 3  -  FRA 3

Min  90: FIN starts playing opportunistic.

Min  90: TooBusy AtWork (FIN DF) switches to play SW.

Min  90: Too Fast (FIN FW) drops back.

Min  90: Too Slow (FIN FW) drops back.

Min  90: Sleep Deprived (FIN FW) drops back.

Min  90: Runny Nose (FIN FW) drops back.

Min  90: FRA adopts ball controlling tactic.

Min  90: Manager Shamisko (FRA) orders his team to play rough.

Min  90: Mustapha Hadji (FRA MF) positions normally.

Min  90: Rubber Soul (FRA MF) drops back.

Min  90: Hey Bulldog (FRA FW) drops back.

Min  90: Natasha St-Pier (FRA FW) drops back.

Min  90: Axelle Red (FRA FW) drops back.

Min  90: _ Blackbird (FRA FW) drops back.

Min  90: David Zitelli (FRA FW) drops back.

Min  91: FRA excellent header by Hey Bulldog ...
         ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  FIN 3  -  FRA 4

Min  91: FIN begins pressing forward.

Min  91: TooBusy AtWork (FIN SW) switches to play DF.

Min  91: Too Fast (FIN FW) positions normally.

Min  91: Too Slow (FIN FW) positions normally.

Min  91: Sleep Deprived (FIN FW) positions normally.

Min  91: Runny Nose (FIN FW) positions normally.

Min  91: FRA starts playing opportunistic.

Min  91: Manager Shamisko (FRA) orders his team to play normally.

Min  91: Mustapha Hadji (FRA MF) pushes forward.

Min  91: Rubber Soul (FRA MF) pushes forward.

Min  91: Hey Bulldog (FRA FW) positions normally.

Min  91: Natasha St-Pier (FRA FW) positions normally.

Min  91: Axelle Red (FRA FW) positions normally.

Min  91: _ Blackbird (FRA FW) positions normally.

Min  91: David Zitelli (FRA FW) positions normally.

Min  91: Pheeeep! Referee Saar blows the final whistle!


Final score:  FIN 3  -  FRA 4

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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FIN vs FRA:  3 - 4  [ 10 (1 fk)  -  14 (3 fk) ]

FIN (P)
GK   Wrong Tempo                    (-4:0 0 0 6)
DF   TooBusy AtWork                 (0:0 0 2 0)
DF   Broka String                   (0:0 0 2 0)
DF   Outta Tune                     (0:2 0 1 0)
MF < Too Dark                       (1:1 1 1 0)
MF   New Strings                    (1:2 0 0 0) YC 
MF   Small Print                    (0:1 1 0 0) YC 
FW   Too Fast                       (1:4 0 0 0)
FW   Too Slow                       (0:1 0 0 0)
FW   Sleep Deprived                 (0:0 0 0 0)
FW   Runny Nose                     (0:0 0 0 0)


FRA (O)
GK   Andre Rey                      (-3:0 0 0 1)
DF   Day Tripper                    (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 
DF   Penny Lane                     (0:3 0 2 0)
DF   Patrick Battiston              (0:0 0 2 0)
MF > Mustapha Hadji                 (0:1 0 0 0)
MF > Rubber Soul                    (1:5 1 0 0) YC 
MF   Roger Piantoni                 (0:0 0 0 0)
MF   Helter Skelter                 (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 
FW   Hey Bulldog                    (1:1 0 0 0) entered @45 
FW   Natasha St-Pier                (1:2 0 0 0)
FW   Axelle Red                     (0:0 0 1 0) entered @45 
FW   _ Blackbird                    (1:4 0 0 0)
FW   David Zitelli                  (0:1 0 0 0)


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  FIN  MF  T. Dark
    **  FRA  FW  _. Blackbird
     *  FRA  MF  R. Soul

Offsides:  FIN:  2      FRA:  0


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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Day #03:  Norway (#5 seed) (#5 in B)  vs  England (#2 seed) (#3 in B)

61259 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 16394

Starting lineups
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NOR
Coach  Tom Purucker
GK   2811 Dale Chihuly         BMC  
SW   3287 Lot 13               BMC  
DF   2355 Richard Diebenkorn   BMC  
DF   2772 George Segal         BMC  
DF   1900 Keith Haring         BMC  
DF   1682 Red Grooms           BMC  
MF   3288 Lot 71               BMC  
MF   3060 Ab Flagman           BMC  
FW   2812 Edgar Tolson         BMC  
FW   3208 JimmieLee Sudduth    BMC  
FW   2298 Barnett Newman       BMC  

S1   1401 John Ashbery         BMC  
S2   1402 Mark Strand          BMC  
S3   1032 Alex Calder          BMC  
S5   1400 Howard Finster       BMC  


ENG (B)
Coach  Ron Manager
GK   1880 Lose_To Iran         NAT  
DF   3068 Legalise Everything  NAT  
DF   2809 Chris Morris         BBT  
DF   2527 GunDown Schoolmates  NAT  
MF   3037 Jeff Murdoch         BBT  
MF   2869 Elect Terrorists     NAT  
MF   2490 Reginald Perrin      BBT  
MF   2528 Betray Protestants   NAT  
FW < 2810 Louis Balfour        BBT  
FW < 2491 Ralph TheWonderLlama BBT  
FW < 2266 Bomb Chinese_Embassy NAT  

S1   3257 Sir_Humphrey Appleby BBT  
S2   2249 Arthur Wilson        BBT  
S3   2250 George Mainwaring    BBT  
S4   3258 Jane Christie        BBT  
S5   2808 Mikki Disco          BBT  


Officials from Wales:
	referee      Walter Burge
	assistant referee #1  John Collins
	assistant referee #2  Kevin Parry


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Burge signals the kick-off!

Min   2: ENG good attempt by Betray Protestants ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  NOR 0  -  ENG 1

Min   2: Manager Tom Purucker (NOR) orders his team to play rough.

Min   4: NOR mediocre effort by JimmieLee Sudduth ...
         ... assistant referee Parry judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min   4: ENG good volley by Ralph TheWonderLlama ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by DF George Segal!

Min   6: NOR mediocre long-range shot by Ab Flagman ...
         ... bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  NOR 1  -  ENG 1

Min   6: Manager Tom Purucker (NOR) orders his team to play normally.

Min   9: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by GunDown Schoolmates ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Ralph TheWonderLlama, whose promising chance ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Dale Chihuly!

Min  11: Richard Diebenkorn (NOR DF) just manages to intercept a pass from Ralph TheWonderLlama (ENG FW).

Min  12: ENG promising volley by Bomb Chinese_Embassy ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... GunDown Schoolmates is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  NOR 1  -  ENG 2

Min  12: Manager Tom Purucker (NOR) orders his team to play rough.

Min  14: NOR decent attempt by Edgar Tolson ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Jeff Murdoch!

Min  14: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by GunDown Schoolmates ...
         ... the cross finds Jeff Murdoch, whose good volley ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min  15: ENG good long-range shot by Betray Protestants ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  15: Louis Balfour (ENG FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  16: ENG promising chance by GunDown Schoolmates ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by DF Keith Haring!

Min  17: Bomb Chinese_Embassy (ENG FW) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as pulled muscle ...
         ... Bomb Chinese_Embassy is helped out of the pitch ...
         ... recovery of 4 weeks is expected.

Min  17: George Mainwaring enters the field as FW for ENG.

Min  17: George Mainwaring (ENG FW) drops back.

Min  23: ENG good long-range shot by George Mainwaring ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  23: Keith Haring (NOR DF) tackles violently Betray Protestants ... 
         ... referee Burge exchanges few words with Haring.

Min  24: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by GunDown Schoolmates ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Chris Morris, whose good long shot ...
         ... hits the bar!

Min  25: GunDown Schoolmates (ENG DF) is tackled last gasp by Lot 71 (NOR MF).

Min  28: NOR promising chance by Edgar Tolson ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Jeff Murdoch!

Min  30: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by GunDown Schoolmates ...
         ... the cross is deflected to George Mainwaring, whose good header ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min  33: ENG promising effort by George Mainwaring ...
         ... is punched to safety by GK Dale Chihuly!

Min  34: ENG promising header by Elect Terrorists ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by DF Keith Haring!

Min  35: Red Grooms (NOR DF) slides desperately to intercept a pass from Legalise Everything (ENG DF).

Min  38: ENG promising long shot by Legalise Everything ...
         ... is parried by GK Dale Chihuly!

Min  40: ENG promising attempt by Ralph TheWonderLlama ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF George Segal!

Min  43: Lot 71 (NOR MF) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Burge awards ENG a direct free kick!
         ... GunDown Schoolmates takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is tipped over the bar by GK Dale Chihuly!

Min  44: ENG promising chance by Reginald Perrin ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Dale Chihuly!

Min  44: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by GunDown Schoolmates ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Ralph TheWonderLlama, whose decent chance ...
         ... is just pushed wide by GK Dale Chihuly!

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Burge signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  NOR 1  -  ENG 2  [ 2  -  12 (1 fk) ]

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Burge gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: NOR begins pressing forward.

Min  49: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by GunDown Schoolmates ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Jeff Murdoch, whose excellent shot ...
         ... is smothered by GK Dale Chihuly!

Min  52: ENG good volley by Ralph TheWonderLlama ...
         ... is scrambled over the bar by GK Dale Chihuly!

Min  53: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by GunDown Schoolmates ...
         ... the cross finds Ralph TheWonderLlama, whose excellent effort ...
         ... is just palmed away by GK Dale Chihuly!

Min  53: NOR promising chance by Barnett Newman ...
         ... assistant referee Collins hastily flags the play to be offside!

Min  55: ENG excellent header by Betray Protestants ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by DF Red Grooms!

Min  57: ENG excellent long shot by GunDown Schoolmates ...
         ... bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  NOR 1  -  ENG 3

Min  57: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by GunDown Schoolmates ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Louis Balfour, whose excellent shot ...
         ... is fisted away by GK Dale Chihuly!

Min  57: Edgar Tolson (NOR FW) tackles violently Jeff Murdoch ... 
         ... referee Burge shows Tolson a yellow card!

Min  57: Manager Tom Purucker (NOR) orders his team to play normally.

Min  57: Chris Morris (ENG DF) starts playing passively.

Min  58: Legalise Everything (ENG DF) easily intercepts a pass from Red Grooms (NOR DF).

Min  60: NOR promising effort by JimmieLee Sudduth ...
         ... is calmly cleared by MF Betray Protestants!

Min  62: ENG good long-range shot by Chris Morris ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  62: ENG good shot by Reginald Perrin ...
         ... is just pushed wide by GK Dale Chihuly!

Min  63: ENG win an indirect free kick, which is taken by GunDown Schoolmates ...
         ... the cross finds Ralph TheWonderLlama, whose excellent shot ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  65: ENG excellent effort by Elect Terrorists ...
         ... is smothered by GK Dale Chihuly!

Min  65: NOR decent long-range shot by Richard Diebenkorn ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Lose_To Iran!

Min  65: NOR win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Red Grooms ...
         ... the cross finds Lot 71, whose decent effort ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  66: NOR promising volley by Edgar Tolson ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Lose_To Iran!

Min  66: ENG excellent header by Louis Balfour ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Richard Diebenkorn!

Min  68: ENG win a corner kick, which is taken by GunDown Schoolmates ...
         ... the cross is deflected to George Mainwaring, whose excellent effort ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  70: ENG adopts stalling tactic.

Min  71: ENG decent effort by Louis Balfour ...
         ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!!
         ... Jeff Murdoch is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  NOR 1  -  ENG 4

Min  71: NOR discards their tactics.

Min  71: Chris Morris (ENG DF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Sir_Humphrey Appleby enters the field.

Min  71: George Mainwaring (ENG FW) starts playing passively.

Min  77: NOR really difficult volley by Ab Flagman ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by FW Ralph TheWonderLlama!

Min  77: ENG really difficult effort by George Mainwaring ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Red Grooms!

Min  78: ENG really difficult long-range shot by Legalise Everything ...
         ... is saved with a gentle burp by GK Dale Chihuly!

Min  90: Dale Chihuly (NOR GK) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Howard Finster enters the field.

Min  90: Lot 13 (NOR SW) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... John Ashbery enters the field.

Min  90: JimmieLee Sudduth (NOR FW) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Mark Strand enters the field.

Min  93: Pheeeep! Referee Burge blows the final whistle!


Final score:  NOR 1  -  ENG 4

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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NOR vs ENG:  1 - 4  [ 6  -  24 (1 fk) ]

NOR
GK   Dale Chihuly                   (-4:0 0 0 13) subbed @90 
GK   Howard Finster                 (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
SW   Lot 13                         (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @90 
SW   John Ashbery                   (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
DF   Richard Diebenkorn             (0:1 0 1 0)
DF   George Segal                   (0:0 0 2 0)
DF   Keith Haring                   (0:0 0 2 0)
DF   Red Grooms                     (0:0 0 2 0)
MF   Lot 71                         (0:1 0 0 0)
MF   Ab Flagman                     (1:1 0 0 0)
FW   Edgar Tolson                   (0:1 0 0 0) YC 
FW   JimmieLee Sudduth              (0:1 0 0 0) subbed @90 
FW   Barnett Newman                 (0:1 0 0 0)
FW   Mark Strand                    (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 


ENG (S)
GK   Lose_To Iran                   (-1:0 0 0 2)
DF   Sir_Humphrey Appleby           (0:0 0 0 0) entered @71 
DF   Legalise Everything            (0:2 0 0 0)
DF   Chris Morris                   (0:2 0 0 0) subbed @71 
DF   GunDown Schoolmates            (1:2 1 0 0)
MF   Jeff Murdoch                   (0:2 1 2 0)
MF   Elect Terrorists               (0:1 0 0 0)
MF   Reginald Perrin                (0:2 0 0 0)
MF   Betray Protestants             (1:2 0 1 0)
FW < Louis Balfour                  (1:2 0 0 0)
FW < Ralph TheWonderLlama           (0:5 0 1 0)
FW < George Mainwaring              (0:4 0 0 0) entered @17 
FW < Bomb Chinese_Embassy           (1:1 0 0 0) inj @17 pulled muscle


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  ENG  DF  G. Schoolmates
    **  NOR  GK  D. Chihuly
     *  ENG  MF  J. Murdoch

Offsides:  NOR:  2      ENG:  0

