Date: Mon, 18 Apr 2005 17:30:07 +0300 (EEST)

WC - Day #2 Group D Matches
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1  IRL - CHI
2  GER - AUS

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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Day #02:  Green Morons, Dunces, and Cows  (#3 seed) (#3 in D)  vs  Chile (#5 seed) (#5 in D)

62126 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 1022583

Starting lineups
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IRL (B)
Coach  Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy
GK   3256 Smooth Flow          MAD  
SW   3046 MOO Tility           MOO  
DF ^ 3240 Civil War            MAD  
DF   2821 Rohe Bratwurst       MAD  
DF ^ 2510 Cowporal Punishment  MOO  
MF   3234 Sharp Point          MAD  
MF   2263 Assyrian Lamassu     MOO  
FW < 2849 The MoonJumper       MOO  
FW   2822 _ Schadenfreude      MAD  
FW   2848 AMOOlea Earhart      MOO  
FW   2264 Europa's Seducer     MOO  

S1   2280 Historical Fiction   MAD  
S2   2279 Unsolved Mystery     MAD  
S3   3026 Freezing Cold        MAD  
S4   3296 _ decowlettage       MOO  
S5   1879 Full_Leather Cuirass MOO  


CHI
Coach  Fernando Quintana
GK   3433 Bela Bartok          TCC  
SW   3436 Antonio Vivaldi      TCC  
DF   3438 Igor Stravinsky      TCC  
DF   3439 Frederic Chopin      TCC  
DF   3440 Joseph Haydn         TCC  
MF   3443 Dimitri Shostakovich TCC  
MF   3444 Robert Schumann      TCC  
MF   3445 Franz Schubert       TCC  
FW ^ 3447 Ludwig van_Beethoven TCC  
FW ^ 3448 JS Bach              TCC  
FW > 3449 WA Mozart            TCC  

S1   3435 Giuseppe Verdi       TCC  
S2   3446 Johannes Brahms      TCC  
S3   3450 GF Haendel           TCC  
S4   2926 Isaac Albeniz        TCC  
S5   3442 Felix Mendelssohn    TCC  


Officials from Czech Republic:
	referee      Jiri Ulrich
	assistant referee #1  Milan Brabec
	assistant referee #2  Josef Zvonic


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Ulrich signals the kick-off!

Min   1: IRL discards their tactics.

Min   1: The MoonJumper (IRL FW) positions normally.

Min   1: CHI difficult long-range shot by Joseph Haydn ...
         ... is saved with a confident wink by GK Smooth Flow!

Min   5: CHI mediocre long-range shot by JS Bach ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Civil War!

Min   6: Antonio Vivaldi (CHI SW) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Ulrich awards IRL a direct free kick!
         ... AMOOlea Earhart takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is smothered by GK Bela Bartok!

Min   7: IRL promising header by The MoonJumper ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Joseph Haydn!

Min   8: IRL decent shot by The MoonJumper ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min   9: CHI mediocre effort by Dimitri Shostakovich ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  11: Cowporal Punishment (IRL DF) goes down inside CHI's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Ulrich waves play on.

Min  14: IRL promising header by The MoonJumper ...
         ... hits the bar!

Min  14: CHI really difficult long-range shot by Dimitri Shostakovich ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Rohe Bratwurst!

Min  14: Cowporal Punishment (IRL DF) kicks the ball away after the whistle ... 
         ... referee Ulrich exchanges few words with Punishment.

Min  21: IRL promising shot by Europa's Seducer ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Joseph Haydn!

Min  21: Antonio Vivaldi (CHI SW) is firmly stopped by Rohe Bratwurst (IRL DF).

Min  22: Rohe Bratwurst (IRL DF) is nudged away by Dimitri Shostakovich (CHI MF).

Min  25: IRL decent long-range shot by Europa's Seducer ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  25: Bela Bartok (CHI GK) smothers the ball outside the penalty box ... 
         ... referee Ulrich shows Bartok a yellow card!

Min  26: CHI mediocre header by WA Mozart ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Smooth Flow!

Min  29: CHI mediocre long-range shot by Ludwig van_Beethoven ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Smooth Flow!

Min  30: IRL promising shot by AMOOlea Earhart ...
         ... bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  IRL 1  -  CHI 0

Min  30: IRL starts playing opportunistic.

Min  30: AMOOlea Earhart (IRL FW) switches to play MF.

Min  33: CHI really difficult long-range shot by Ludwig van_Beethoven ...
         ... is calmly cleared by DF Cowporal Punishment!

Min  33: CHI really difficult chance by Ludwig van_Beethoven ...
         ... is saved with a gentle burp by GK Smooth Flow!

Min  34: IRL promising shot by The MoonJumper ...
         ... bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  IRL 2  -  CHI 0

Min  34: _ Schadenfreude (IRL FW) is just tackled by JS Bach (CHI FW).

Min  35: Cowporal Punishment (IRL DF) yells at the referee ... 
         ... referee Ulrich shows Punishment a yellow card!

Min  37: The MoonJumper (IRL FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  38: CHI win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Ludwig van_Beethoven ...
         ... the cross is deflected to JS Bach, whose difficult shot ...
         ... is smothered by GK Smooth Flow!

Min  39: IRL promising shot by MOO Tility ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Joseph Haydn!

Min  40: IRL decent long-range shot by MOO Tility ...
         ... is punched to safety by GK Bela Bartok!

Min  40: Robert Schumann (CHI MF) yells at the referee ... 
         ... referee Ulrich shows Schumann a yellow card!

Min  45: IRL decent long-range shot by The MoonJumper ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by MF Robert Schumann!

Min  47: _ Schadenfreude (IRL FW) goes down inside CHI's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Ulrich waves play on.

Min  47: Pheeeep! Referee Ulrich signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  IRL 2  -  CHI 0  [ 6 (1 fk)  -  6 ]

Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy shouts orders in IRL's locker room ...
  he wants to sub out DF Civil War ...
	Civil War goes to shower and Historical Fiction takes his place.
  DF Historical Fiction switches to play MF and positions normally.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Ulrich gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: Coach Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy (IRL) yells at DF Cowporal Punishment to position normally.

Min  46: IRL decent chance by _ Schadenfreude ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min  51: CHI decent long-range shot by Dimitri Shostakovich ...
         ... is headed clear by SW MOO Tility!

Min  54: IRL promising long shot by Rohe Bratwurst ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min  60: Dimitri Shostakovich (CHI MF) goes down injured ...
         ... diagnosed as bruised thigh ...
         ... 7 cans of cool spray get him back to the field.

Min  62: CHI difficult long shot by Joseph Haydn ...
         ... misses completely!

Min  63: IRL promising effort by Europa's Seducer ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by MF Franz Schubert!

Min  64: Frederic Chopin (CHI DF) is pushed aside by Cowporal Punishment (IRL DF).

Min  66: IRL decent effort by Sharp Point ...
         ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  IRL 3  -  CHI 0

Min  66: CHI difficult volley by Joseph Haydn ...
         ... is calmly cleared by SW MOO Tility!

Min  66: MOO Tility (IRL SW) starts playing passively.

Min  66: Rohe Bratwurst (IRL DF) starts playing passively.

Min  66: Cowporal Punishment (IRL DF) starts playing passively.

Min  66: Sharp Point (IRL MF) starts playing passively.

Min  66: Historical Fiction (IRL MF) starts playing passively.

Min  66: Assyrian Lamassu (IRL MF) starts playing passively.

Min  66: The MoonJumper (IRL FW) starts playing passively.

Min  66: _ Schadenfreude (IRL FW) starts playing passively.

Min  66: AMOOlea Earhart (IRL MF) starts playing passively.

Min  66: Europa's Seducer (IRL FW) starts playing passively.

Min  70: CHI decent shot by Franz Schubert ...
         ... assistant referee Zvonic hastily flags the play to be offside!

Min  71: IRL decent effort by Europa's Seducer ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Dimitri Shostakovich!

Min  71: IRL adopts stalling tactic.

Min  73: CHI difficult long-range shot by Dimitri Shostakovich ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Rohe Bratwurst!

Min  73: Sharp Point (IRL MF) dives just outside CHI's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Ulrich stunns the crowd by awarding IRL a direct free kick!
         ... AMOOlea Earhart takes the kick ...
         ... the shot clips the post!

Min  74: CHI mediocre long-range shot by WA Mozart ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Smooth Flow!

Min  74: Rohe Bratwurst (IRL DF) trips JS Bach just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Ulrich awards CHI a direct free kick!
         ... WA Mozart takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is smothered by GK Smooth Flow!

Min  75: Rohe Bratwurst (IRL DF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Unsolved Mystery enters the field.

Min  75: Unsolved Mystery (IRL DF) moves wide and starts playing passively.

Min  75: Assyrian Lamassu (IRL MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Freezing Cold enters the field.

Min  75: Freezing Cold (IRL MF) drops back and starts playing passively.

Min  77: Coach Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy (IRL) yells at DF Unsolved Mystery to position normally.

Min  77: Unsolved Mystery (IRL DF) moves wide.

Min  80: Smooth Flow (IRL GK) is told to sub out ...
         ... he can't leave as planned! All substitutions have been used!

Min  81: Manager Three drunken illiterates in a pub somewhere south of Dunfanaghy (IRL) orders his team to take it easy.

Min  87: IRL difficult effort by _ Schadenfreude ...
         ... is punched to safety by GK Bela Bartok!

Min  87: IRL mediocre long-range shot by Unsolved Mystery ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  90: The MoonJumper (IRL FW) robs the ball from Robert Schumann (CHI MF).

Min  91: IRL mediocre header by _ Schadenfreude ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by SW Antonio Vivaldi!

Min  91: Pheeeep! Referee Ulrich blows the final whistle!


Final score:  IRL 3  -  CHI 0

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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IRL vs CHI:  3 - 0  [ 11 (2 fk)  -  9 (1 fk) ]

IRL (S)
GK   Smooth Flow                    (0:0 0 0 7)
SW   MOO Tility                     (0:1 0 2 0)
DF ^ Civil War                      (0:0 0 1 0) subbed @45 
DF   Rohe Bratwurst                 (0:1 0 2 0) subbed @75 
DF   Cowporal Punishment            (0:0 0 1 0) YC 
DF ^ Unsolved Mystery               (0:1 0 0 0) entered @75 
MF   Sharp Point                    (1:1 0 0 0)
MF   Historical Fiction             (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 
MF   Assyrian Lamassu               (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @75 
MF   AMOOlea Earhart                (1:3 0 0 0)
MF < Freezing Cold                  (0:0 0 0 0) entered @75 
FW   The MoonJumper                 (1:3 0 0 0)
FW   _ Schadenfreude                (0:2 0 0 0)
FW   Europa's Seducer               (0:1 0 0 0)


CHI
GK   Bela Bartok                    (-3:0 0 0 3) YC 
SW   Antonio Vivaldi                (0:0 0 1 0)
DF   Igor Stravinsky                (0:0 0 0 0)
DF   Frederic Chopin                (0:0 0 0 0)
DF   Joseph Haydn                   (0:2 0 3 0)
MF   Dimitri Shostakovich           (0:1 0 1 0)
MF   Robert Schumann                (0:0 0 1 0) YC 
MF   Franz Schubert                 (0:1 0 1 0)
FW ^ Ludwig van_Beethoven           (0:2 0 0 0)
FW ^ JS Bach                        (0:1 0 0 0)
FW > WA Mozart                      (0:3 0 0 0)


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  IRL  GK  S. Flow
    **  CHI  DF  J. Haydn
     *  IRL  DF  M. Tility

Offsides:  IRL:  0      CHI:  1


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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Day #02:  Team Germany (#1 seed) (#1 in D)  vs  Australia (#4 seed) (#4 in D)

68862 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 87654323

Starting lineups
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GER
Coach  The Juergen Klinsmann Experience
GK   2247 Oliver Kahn          BAY  
SW   2832 Robert Kovac         BAY  
DF   3035 Willy Sagnol         BAY  
DF   2278 Rex Red_Dragon       HEL  
MF   3042 Sven Spectre         HEL  
MF   2842 Klaus Wowereit       GEP  
MF   2519 Hasan Salihamidzic   BAY  
FW   2827 Samantha Albert      SYD  
FW   2819 Vanessa Vampire      HEL  
FW   2518 Paolo Sergio         BAY  
FW   2499 Henrietta Hare       HEL  

S1   3083 Peter Struck         GEP  
S2   3250 Gaby Ghost           HEL  
S3   3036 Michael Ballack      BAY  
S4   2292 Bianca Lucas         SYD  
S5   1921 Simone Esamie        SYD  


AUS
Coach  Zelko Livaic
GK   2939 Peter Schmeichel     AV   
SW   2941 Ugo Ehiogu           AV   
DF   3103 Ronny Johnsen        AV   
DF   2942 Steve Staunton       AV   
MF   3311 Nolberto Solano      AV   
MF   3312 Thomas Hitzlsperger  AV   
FW ^ 2952 Juan Angel           AV   
FW ^ 2954 Darius Vassell       AV   
FW   3198 Marcus Allback       AV   
FW < 2956 Dion Dublin          AV   
FW < 2955 David Ginola         AV   

S1   2950 Ian Taylor           AV   
S2   2948 Lee Hendrie          AV   
S3   2951 Paul Merson          AV   
S4   2943 Gareth Barry         AV   
S5   2940 Neil Cutler          AV   


Officials from Finland:
	referee      Ilkka Koho
	assistant referee #1  Tapio Yli-Karro
	assistant referee #2  Tuomo Rantala


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Koho signals the kick-off!

Min   1: Manager Zelko Livaic (AUS) orders his team to play rough.

Min   1: GER excellent header by Hasan Salihamidzic ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  GER 1  -  AUS 0

Min   1: AUS begins pressing forward.

Min   2: AUS excellent effort by Darius Vassell ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by SW Robert Kovac!

Min   2: Ugo Ehiogu (AUS SW) handles the ball just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Koho awards GER a direct free kick!
         ... Samantha Albert takes the kick ...
         ... the shot is smothered by GK Peter Schmeichel!

Min   4: GER win a corner kick, which is taken by Samantha Albert ...
         ... the cross finds Paolo Sergio, whose excellent shot ...
         ... misses by a whisker!

Min   5: GER excellent volley by Hasan Salihamidzic ...
         ... assistant referee Rantala judges the play to be marginally offside!

Min   5: Dion Dublin (AUS FW) is easily tackled by Robert Kovac (GER SW).

Min   7: GER win a corner kick, which is taken by Samantha Albert ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Hasan Salihamidzic, whose excellent chance ...
         ... is punched to safety by GK Peter Schmeichel!

Min   7: GER excellent header by Samantha Albert ...
         ... assistant referee Rantala judges the play to be a couple of yards offside!

Min   7: Thomas Hitzlsperger (AUS MF) elbows Samantha Albert ... 
         ... referee Koho shows Hitzlsperger a yellow card!

Min   8: AUS excellent header by Nolberto Solano ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min   9: GER excellent attempt by Vanessa Vampire ...
         ... is deflected onto the bar by SW Ugo Ehiogu!

Min  10: GER win a corner kick, which is taken by Samantha Albert ...
         ... the cross finds Sven Spectre, whose excellent header ...
         ... is just pushed wide by GK Peter Schmeichel!

Min  10: GER excellent attempt by Vanessa Vampire ...
         ... is unstoppable! GOAL!!!
         ... Sven Spectre is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  GER 2  -  AUS 0

Min  10: GER excellent volley by Samantha Albert ...
         ... assistant referee Rantala judges the play to be just offside!

Min  12: GER win a corner kick, which is taken by Samantha Albert ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Sven Spectre, whose excellent volley ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Peter Schmeichel!

Min  12: Samantha Albert (GER FW) punches Ugo Ehiogu ... 
         ... referee Koho shows Albert a yellow card!

Min  12: Samantha Albert (GER FW) starts playing passively.

Min  15: GER excellent header by Samantha Albert ...
         ... assistant referee Rantala judges the play to be clearly offside!

Min  15: David Ginola (AUS FW) deliberately handles the ball ... 
         ... referee Koho shows Ginola a yellow card!

Min  16: AUS excellent long-range shot by Nolberto Solano ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  17: GER excellent attempt by Klaus Wowereit ...
         ... is punched to safety by GK Peter Schmeichel!

Min  17: AUS excellent attempt by Nolberto Solano ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  18: GER excellent long-range shot by Paolo Sergio ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Peter Schmeichel!

Min  19: GER excellent header by Sven Spectre ...
         ... forces the keeper to shout for his mommy! GOAL!!!
         ... Hasan Salihamidzic is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  GER 3  -  AUS 0

Min  19: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Samantha Albert ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Klaus Wowereit, whose excellent effort ...
         ... assistant referee Rantala judges the play to be barely offside!

Min  19: GER win a corner kick, which is taken by Samantha Albert ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Hasan Salihamidzic, whose excellent attempt ...
         ... is fisted away by GK Peter Schmeichel!

Min  19: Manager Zelko Livaic (AUS) orders his team to play normally.

Min  21: GER excellent effort by Hasan Salihamidzic ...
         ... assistant referee Rantala is flirting with a spectator ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  22: GER excellent chance by Vanessa Vampire ...
         ... assistant referee Rantala judges the play to be clearly offside!

Min  22: GER excellent chance by Paolo Sergio ...
         ... is deflected onto the post by DF Steve Staunton!

Min  22: Rex Red_Dragon (GER DF) is just tackled by Ugo Ehiogu (AUS SW).

Min  23: AUS good shot by Darius Vassell ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Rex Red_Dragon!

Min  24: GER excellent chance by Sven Spectre ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... Willy Sagnol is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  GER 4  -  AUS 0

Min  24: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Samantha Albert ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Rex Red_Dragon, whose excellent long shot ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Peter Schmeichel!

Min  24: AUS discards their tactics.

Min  25: GER excellent chance by Vanessa Vampire ...
         ... is deflected onto the post by SW Ugo Ehiogu!

Min  25: AUS decent effort by Marcus Allback ...
         ... is saved with a big cheesy grin by GK Oliver Kahn!

Min  27: GER excellent shot by Sven Spectre ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  GER 5  -  AUS 0

Min  27: AUS win a corner kick, which is taken by Marcus Allback ...
         ... the cross finds Dion Dublin, whose decent effort ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  30: GER excellent header by Henrietta Hare ...
         ... goes through the keeper's legs! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  GER 6  -  AUS 0

Min  30: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Samantha Albert ...
         ... the cross finds Sven Spectre, whose excellent volley ...
         ... beats the helpless keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... Samantha Albert is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  GER 7  -  AUS 0

Min  32: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Samantha Albert ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Hasan Salihamidzic, whose excellent effort ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  32: AUS decent attempt by David Ginola ...
         ... is easily blocked by SW Robert Kovac!

Min  33: GER excellent long-range shot by Paolo Sergio ...
         ... bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... Willy Sagnol is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  GER 8  -  AUS 0

Min  33: GER smart play releases Vanessa Vampire, whose excellent attempt ...
         ... assistant referee Rantala judges the play to be barely offside!

Min  34: AUS promising attempt by David Ginola ...
         ... the shot is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!!
         ... but assistant referee Yli-Karro's flag is up! The goal is disallowed!

Min  34: Ugo Ehiogu (AUS SW) is confidently tackled by Vanessa Vampire (GER FW).

Min  37: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Samantha Albert ...
         ... the cross finds Hasan Salihamidzic, whose excellent chance ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... Samantha Albert is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  GER 9  -  AUS 0

Min  38: GER excellent long shot by Rex Red_Dragon ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... Paolo Sergio is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  GER 10  -  AUS 0

Min  39: GER excellent shot by Henrietta Hare ...
         ... is deflected onto the bar by MF Thomas Hitzlsperger!

Min  41: AUS mediocre long-range shot by Nolberto Solano ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Oliver Kahn!

Min  41: GER excellent header by Klaus Wowereit ...
         ... the shot is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... but assistant referee Rantala's flag is up! The goal is disallowed!

Min  42: GER excellent attempt by Samantha Albert ...
         ... is smothered by GK Peter Schmeichel!

Min  43: AUS promising volley by Marcus Allback ...
         ... assistant referee Yli-Karro judges the play to be just offside!

Min  44: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Samantha Albert ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Henrietta Hare, whose excellent attempt ...
         ... trickles over the line! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  GER 11  -  AUS 0

Min  46: GER excellent attempt by Vanessa Vampire ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by DF Ronny Johnsen!

Min  46: Willy Sagnol (GER DF) dives just outside AUS's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Koho waves play on.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Koho signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  GER 11  -  AUS 0  [ 30 (1 fk)  -  8 ]

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Koho gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: GER excellent long shot by Rex Red_Dragon ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  46: Rex Red_Dragon (GER DF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Peter Struck enters the field.

Min  46: Klaus Wowereit (GER MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Michael Ballack enters the field.

Min  47: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Samantha Albert ...
         ... the cross finds Paolo Sergio, whose excellent effort ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... Samantha Albert is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  GER 12  -  AUS 0

Min  48: GER excellent effort by Paolo Sergio ...
         ... assistant referee Yli-Karro judges the play to be just offside!

Min  48: GER excellent long-range shot by Hasan Salihamidzic ...
         ... beats the helpless keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  GER 13  -  AUS 0

Min  49: AUS mediocre effort by Marcus Allback ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Willy Sagnol!

Min  50: GER excellent header by Sven Spectre ...
         ... is punched to safety by GK Peter Schmeichel!

Min  51: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Peter Struck ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Henrietta Hare, whose excellent volley ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Peter Schmeichel!

Min  51: Ronny Johnsen (AUS DF) tackles violently Peter Struck ... 
         ... referee Koho shows Johnsen a yellow card!

Min  54: GER excellent shot by Vanessa Vampire ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by SW Ugo Ehiogu!

Min  54: AUS decent long-range shot by Nolberto Solano ...
         ... misses completely!

Min  56: GER excellent effort by Samantha Albert ...
         ... bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  GER 14  -  AUS 0

Min  57: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Samantha Albert ...
         ... the cross finds Henrietta Hare, whose excellent chance ...
         ... just beats the keeper's fingertips! GOAL!!!
         ... Samantha Albert is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  GER 15  -  AUS 0

Min  57: GER smart play releases Henrietta Hare, whose excellent volley ...
         ... assistant referee Yli-Karro judges the play to be few meters offside!

Min  60: AUS decent effort by Darius Vassell ...
         ... is smothered by GK Oliver Kahn!

Min  60: GER excellent header by Henrietta Hare ...
         ... assistant referee Yli-Karro judges the play to be miles offside!

Min  61: GER win a corner kick, which is taken by Samantha Albert ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Vanessa Vampire, whose excellent effort ...
         ... is fisted away by GK Peter Schmeichel!

Min  61: Oliver Kahn (GER GK) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Simone Esamie enters the field.

Min  63: AUS mediocre attempt by Marcus Allback ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by SW Robert Kovac!

Min  64: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Peter Struck ...
         ... the cross finds Henrietta Hare, whose excellent chance ...
         ... bursts the net! GOAL!!!
         ... Peter Struck is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  GER 16  -  AUS 0

Min  65: GER excellent header by Paolo Sergio ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Peter Schmeichel!

Min  66: GER excellent long-range shot by Peter Struck ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by SW Ugo Ehiogu!

Min  66: GER excellent volley by Henrietta Hare ...
         ... assistant referee Yli-Karro judges the play to be just offside!

Min  70: AUS mediocre shot by Juan Angel ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Simone Esamie!

Min  71: GER excellent attempt by Vanessa Vampire ...
         ... assistant referee Yli-Karro hastily flags the play to be offside!

Min  72: GER win a corner kick, which is taken by Samantha Albert ...
         ... the cross finds Paolo Sergio, whose excellent effort ...
         ... is punched to safety by GK Peter Schmeichel!

Min  74: GER excellent long-range shot by Henrietta Hare ...
         ... is smothered by GK Peter Schmeichel!

Min  74: GER excellent attempt by Hasan Salihamidzic ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Peter Schmeichel!

Min  75: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Peter Struck ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Paolo Sergio, whose excellent effort ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Peter Schmeichel!

Min  75: Dion Dublin (AUS FW) just manages to intercept a pass from Michael Ballack (GER MF).

Min  76: AUS mediocre attempt by Juan Angel ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by SW Robert Kovac!

Min  77: GER excellent chance by Sven Spectre ...
         ... is deflected onto the post by MF Thomas Hitzlsperger!

Min  77: GER good attempt by Hasan Salihamidzic ...
         ... is drilled low into the goal! GOAL!!!
         ... Paolo Sergio is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  GER 17  -  AUS 0

Min  79: GER excellent shot by Sven Spectre ...
         ... is deflected onto the post by DF Steve Staunton!

Min  80: GER excellent header by Sven Spectre ...
         ... assistant referee Yli-Karro judges the play to be a couple of yards offside!

Min  80: Steve Staunton (AUS DF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Gareth Barry enters the field.

Min  81: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Samantha Albert ...
         ... the cross finds Vanessa Vampire, whose excellent attempt ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Peter Schmeichel!

Min  82: GER excellent long shot by Willy Sagnol ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  84: AUS decent header by Juan Angel ...
         ... is just palmed away by GK Simone Esamie!

Min  84: GER win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Samantha Albert ...
         ... the cross finds Paolo Sergio, whose excellent header ...
         ... is smothered by GK Peter Schmeichel!

Min  84: AUS mediocre long-range shot by David Ginola ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  84: Vanessa Vampire (GER FW) forces a bad pass from Darius Vassell (AUS FW).

Min  85: GER excellent shot by Sven Spectre ...
         ... is smothered by GK Peter Schmeichel!

Min  86: GER excellent header by Samantha Albert ...
         ... assistant referee Yli-Karro judges the play to be few meters offside!

Min  87: GER win a corner kick, which is taken by Peter Struck ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Hasan Salihamidzic, whose excellent volley ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Peter Schmeichel!

Min  89: GER excellent long-range shot by Peter Struck ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  90: GER excellent volley by Samantha Albert ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Ronny Johnsen!

Min  90: GER make a quick pass to Sven Spectre, whose excellent attempt ...
         ... slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  GER 18  -  AUS 0

Min  90: Nolberto Solano (AUS MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Ian Taylor enters the field.

Min  90: Thomas Hitzlsperger (AUS MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Paul Merson enters the field.

Min  93: AUS difficult chance by Gareth Barry ...
         ... is easily controlled by SW Robert Kovac!

Min  93: Pheeeep! Referee Koho blows the final whistle!


Final score:  GER 18  -  AUS 0

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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GER vs AUS:  18 - 0  [ 59 (1 fk)  -  13 ]

GER
GK   Oliver Kahn                    (0:0 0 0 3) subbed @61 
GK   Simone Esamie                  (0:0 0 0 2) entered @61 
SW   Robert Kovac                   (0:0 0 5 0)
DF   Peter Struck                   (0:1 1 0 0) entered @46 
DF   Willy Sagnol                   (0:1 2 1 0)
DF   Rex Red_Dragon                 (1:3 0 1 0) subbed @46 
MF   Michael Ballack                (0:0 0 0 0) entered @46 
MF   Sven Spectre                   (5:10 1 0 0)
MF   Klaus Wowereit                 (0:3 0 0 0) subbed @46 
MF   Hasan Salihamidzic             (4:11 1 0 0)
FW   Samantha Albert                (1:7 4 0 0) YC 
FW   Vanessa Vampire                (1:6 0 0 0)
FW   Paolo Sergio                   (2:9 2 0 0)
FW   Henrietta Hare                 (4:9 0 0 0)


AUS
GK   Peter Schmeichel               (-18:0 0 0 21)
SW   Ugo Ehiogu                     (0:0 0 4 0)
DF   Ronny Johnsen                  (0:0 0 2 0) YC 
DF   Steve Staunton                 (0:0 0 2 0) subbed @80 
DF   Gareth Barry                   (0:0 0 0 0) entered @80 
MF   Nolberto Solano                (0:5 0 0 0) subbed @90 
MF   Thomas Hitzlsperger            (0:0 0 2 0) subbed @90  YC 
MF   Ian Taylor                     (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
MF   Paul Merson                    (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
FW ^ Juan Angel                     (0:2 0 0 0)
FW ^ Darius Vassell                 (0:1 0 0 0)
FW   Marcus Allback                 (0:2 0 0 0)
FW < Dion Dublin                    (0:1 0 0 0)
FW < David Ginola                   (0:2 0 0 0) YC 


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  GER  MF  S. Spectre
    **  GER  FW  H. Salihamidzic
     *  GER  FW  H. Hare

Offsides:  GER: 15      AUS:  2

