Date: Mon, 18 Apr 2005 17:29:51 +0300 (EEST)

WC - Day #2 Group A Matches
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1  MRU - DEN
2  USA - TUR

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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Day #02:  Mauritius (#3 seed) (#3 in A)  vs  Denmark (#5 seed) (#5 in A)

69756 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 2401566

Starting lineups
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MRU (B)
Coach  Roy Wong
GK   2824 Richard Wright       NBL  
DF   3069 Ryan Garry           NBL  
DF > 2281 Lee Canoville        NBL  
DF   3479 Pascal Cygan         NBL  
MF < 3297 Sebastian Svard      NBL  
MF < 3070 Jermaine Pennant     NBL  
MF > 2529 David Noble          NBL  
MF < 3485 Mathieu Flamini      NBL  
MF < 3023 G. VanBronckhorst    NBL  
FW < 2530 Steven Sidwell       NBL  
FW < 1882 Nicolas Anelka       NBL  

S1   3228 Francis Jeffers      NBL  
S2   1717 Matthew Upson        NBL  
S3   1716 James McDonald       NBL  
S4   3022 Igor Stepanovs       NBL  
S5   2749 Stuart Taylor        NBL  


DEN (L)
Coach  William Baldwin
GK   2310 Little_Po Flinders   NRU  
DF   2558 Doctor Fell          NRU  
DF   2559 Jack Sprat           NRU  
DF   1971 Little_Nancy Dawson  NRU  
DF   1746 Peter Piper          NRU  
MF < 2874 Jack Jelf            NRU  
MF < 2778 John Watts           NRU  
FW   2873 Little_Jenny Wren    NRU  
FW   3319 Sulky Sue            NRU  
FW   3088 Lucy Locket          NRU  
FW   3089 Betty Blue           NRU  

S1   2311 Little_Jumping Joan  NRU  
S2   2312 Doctor Foster        NRU  
S3   1437 Miss Muffet          NRU  
S4    878 Mother Goose         NRU  
S5   1970 Tommy Tittlemouse    NRU  


Officials from Italy:
	referee      Pierluigi Collina
	assistant referee #1  Mauro Fiori
	assistant referee #2  Maurizio Padovan


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Collina signals the kick-off!

Min   1: DEN excellent attempt by Little_Jenny Wren ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by FW Steven Sidwell!

Min   2: MRU promising header by David Noble ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min   3: MRU win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Mathieu Flamini ...
         ... the cross finds Lee Canoville, whose promising long shot ...
         ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... Mathieu Flamini is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  MRU 1  -  DEN 0

Min   5: MRU good effort by Nicolas Anelka ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Little_Po Flinders!

Min   6: DEN good header by Betty Blue ...
         ... is turned onto the bar by GK Richard Wright!

Min   7: MRU good chance by David Noble ...
         ... is deflected onto the post by MF John Watts!

Min   9: MRU win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Mathieu Flamini ...
         ... the cross is deflected to David Noble, whose good volley ...
         ... clips the post!

Min  10: MRU good header by Steven Sidwell ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... Lee Canoville is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  MRU 2  -  DEN 0

Min  11: Peter Piper (DEN DF) punches Pascal Cygan ... 
         ... referee Collina shows Piper a yellow card!

Min  12: MRU excellent shot by David Noble ...
         ... beats the helpless keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  MRU 3  -  DEN 0

Min  13: MRU good attempt by Jermaine Pennant ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by DF Doctor Fell!

Min  16: DEN win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Sulky Sue ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Jack Sprat, whose good long shot ...
         ... is just pushed wide by GK Richard Wright!

Min  17: MRU good attempt by David Noble ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Little_Po Flinders!

Min  20: MRU excellent long-range shot by David Noble ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  20: MRU promising shot by Steven Sidwell ...
         ... is smothered by GK Little_Po Flinders!

Min  20: MRU win a corner kick, which is taken by Sebastian Svard ...
         ... the cross finds Mathieu Flamini, whose excellent attempt ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  22: MRU promising effort by David Noble ...
         ... is deflected onto the post by DF Doctor Fell!

Min  23: DEN promising long-range shot by John Watts ...
         ... misses completely!

Min  24: MRU promising header by David Noble ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... Steven Sidwell is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  MRU 4  -  DEN 0

Min  26: Steven Sidwell (MRU FW) steals the ball from Sulky Sue (DEN FW).

Min  27: MRU good volley by Jermaine Pennant ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Little_Po Flinders!

Min  29: DEN promising shot by Lucy Locket ...
         ... is turned onto the bar by GK Richard Wright!

Min  29: MRU promising effort by Jermaine Pennant ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  29: MRU win a corner kick, which is taken by Lee Canoville ...
         ... the cross finds Steven Sidwell, whose promising volley ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... Lee Canoville is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  MRU 5  -  DEN 0

Min  29: Doctor Fell (DEN DF) is calmly blocked by Mathieu Flamini (MRU MF).

Min  32: DEN win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Sulky Sue ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Lucy Locket, whose promising attempt ...
         ... just beats the keeper's fingertips! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  MRU 5  -  DEN 1

Min  32: MRU good header by Jermaine Pennant ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by MF Jack Jelf!

Min  32: Peter Piper (DEN DF) trips David Noble just outside the box ... 
         ... referee Collina awards MRU a direct free kick!
         ... David Noble takes the kick ...
         ... the shot grazes the woodwork!

Min  34: MRU promising chance by G. VanBronckhorst ...
         ... clips the post!

Min  34: MRU good chance by Nicolas Anelka ...
         ... is saved with a confident wink by GK Little_Po Flinders!

Min  36: MRU win an indirect free kick, which is taken by David Noble ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Nicolas Anelka, whose good shot ...
         ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  MRU 6  -  DEN 1

Min  38: MRU good attempt by Mathieu Flamini ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  39: DEN excellent shot by Sulky Sue ...
         ... is punted upfield by DF Ryan Garry!

Min  41: MRU promising attempt by David Noble ...
         ... is deflected onto the post by MF Jack Jelf!

Min  41: MRU promising long-range shot by Steven Sidwell ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  41: MRU promising shot by David Noble ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Little_Po Flinders!

Min  41: DEN good header by Little_Jenny Wren ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  43: MRU win a corner kick, which is taken by Mathieu Flamini ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Steven Sidwell, whose good volley ...
         ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  MRU 7  -  DEN 1

Min  43: DEN good long-range shot by Sulky Sue ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  44: MRU good chance by Lee Canoville ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by MF Jack Jelf!

Min  44: Betty Blue (DEN FW) is pushed aside by David Noble (MRU MF).

Min  45: Pheeeep! Referee Collina signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  MRU 7  -  DEN 1  [ 21 (1 fk)  -  7 ]

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Collina gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: MRU make a quick pass to Steven Sidwell, whose promising effort ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  49: MRU promising header by Steven Sidwell ...
         ... is smothered by GK Little_Po Flinders!

Min  50: MRU good long shot by Ryan Garry ...
         ... is well wide!

Min  51: MRU win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Jermaine Pennant ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Nicolas Anelka, whose good chance ...
         ... is smothered by GK Little_Po Flinders!

Min  53: DEN good long-range shot by Little_Jenny Wren ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by FW Steven Sidwell!

Min  55: DEN win a corner kick, which is taken by Sulky Sue ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Betty Blue, whose good attempt ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Richard Wright!

Min  56: MRU win a corner kick, which is taken by Mathieu Flamini ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Ryan Garry, whose decent long shot ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  56: MRU promising chance by Mathieu Flamini ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Little_Po Flinders!

Min  57: MRU good chance by Steven Sidwell ...
         ... is deflected onto the bar by DF Little_Nancy Dawson!

Min  57: MRU good long-range shot by Jermaine Pennant ...
         ... is parried by GK Little_Po Flinders!

Min  58: MRU promising volley by Steven Sidwell ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Little_Po Flinders!

Min  61: MRU promising shot by Nicolas Anelka ...
         ... just beats the keeper's fingertips! GOAL!!!
         ... Ryan Garry is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  MRU 8  -  DEN 1

Min  61: Little_Nancy Dawson (DEN DF) yells at the referee ... 
         ... referee Collina shows Dawson a yellow card!

Min  63: MRU good header by Nicolas Anelka ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  64: MRU win an indirect free kick, which is taken by G. VanBronckhorst ...
         ... the cross finds Sebastian Svard, whose promising header ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... G. VanBronckhorst is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  MRU 9  -  DEN 1

Min  65: MRU good volley by Nicolas Anelka ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Jack Sprat!

Min  65: Jack Jelf (DEN MF) goes down just outside MRU's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Collina waves play on.

Min  68: MRU good long-range shot by Nicolas Anelka ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Little_Nancy Dawson!

Min  68: MRU make a quick pass to Nicolas Anelka, whose promising effort ...
         ... clips the bar!

Min  68: Ryan Garry (MRU DF) just manages to intercept a pass from Lucy Locket (DEN FW).

Min  69: DEN good shot by Little_Jenny Wren ...
         ... assistant referee Padovan judges the play to be just offside!

Min  71: MRU good long shot by Lee Canoville ...
         ... swerves well away from the goal!

Min  73: MRU win a corner kick, which is taken by Jermaine Pennant ...
         ... the cross finds David Noble, whose good attempt ...
         ... just beats the keeper's fingertips! GOAL!!!
         ... Jermaine Pennant is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  MRU 10  -  DEN 1

Min  74: MRU make a quick pass to Jermaine Pennant, whose promising volley ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  74: DEN good long-range shot by Lucy Locket ...
         ... is scrambled around the post by GK Richard Wright!

Min  75: DEN promising shot by Lucy Locket ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  77: MRU promising attempt by Steven Sidwell ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Jack Sprat!

Min  77: MRU decent header by Ryan Garry ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Little_Po Flinders!

Min  79: MRU win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Sebastian Svard ...
         ... the cross finds David Noble, whose good volley ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Little_Po Flinders!

Min  79: DEN good shot by Betty Blue ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Ryan Garry!

Min  80: MRU decent header by G. VanBronckhorst ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Little_Po Flinders!

Min  80: Pascal Cygan (MRU DF) switches to play SW.

Min  80: Pascal Cygan (MRU SW) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... James McDonald enters the field.

Min  84: MRU promising shot by Nicolas Anelka ...
         ... grazes the woodwork!

Min  85: MRU win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Jermaine Pennant ...
         ... the cross finds Mathieu Flamini, whose promising attempt ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  87: MRU good shot by David Noble ...
         ... slips in under the keeper's body! GOAL!!!
         ... Mathieu Flamini is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  MRU 11  -  DEN 1

Min  90: DEN promising header by Sulky Sue ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by MF David Noble!

Min  90: Little_Nancy Dawson (DEN DF) is told to sub out ...
         ... she walks off the pitch ...
         ... Little_Jumping Joan enters the field.

Min  90: Jack Jelf (DEN MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Mother Goose enters the field.

Min  90: John Watts (DEN MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Miss Muffet enters the field.

Min  91: Nicolas Anelka (MRU FW) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Francis Jeffers enters the field.

Min  92: MRU decent chance by Jermaine Pennant ...
         ... is deflected inches wide by DF Little_Jumping Joan!

Min  92: MRU promising header by David Noble ...
         ... blazes wide of goal!

Min  93: Pheeeep! Referee Collina blows the final whistle!


Final score:  MRU 11  -  DEN 1

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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MRU vs DEN:  11 - 1  [ 43 (1 fk)  -  11 ]

MRU (B)
GK   Richard Wright                 (-1:0 0 0 5)
SW   James McDonald                 (0:0 0 0 0) entered @80 
SW   Pascal Cygan                   (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @80 
DF   Ryan Garry                     (0:3 1 2 0)
DF > Lee Canoville                  (1:2 2 0 0)
MF < Sebastian Svard                (1:1 0 0 0)
MF < Jermaine Pennant               (0:4 1 0 0)
MF > David Noble                    (4:12 0 1 0)
MF < Mathieu Flamini                (0:4 2 0 0)
MF < G. VanBronckhorst              (0:2 1 0 0)
FW < Steven Sidwell                 (3:8 1 2 0)
FW < Nicolas Anelka                 (2:8 0 0 0) subbed @90 
FW   Francis Jeffers                (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 


DEN (L)
GK   Little_Po Flinders             (-11:0 0 0 14)
DF   Doctor Fell                    (0:0 0 2 0)
DF   Jack Sprat                     (0:1 0 2 0)
DF   Little_Jumping Joan            (0:0 0 1 0) entered @90 
DF   Little_Nancy Dawson            (0:0 0 2 0) subbed @90  YC 
DF   Peter Piper                    (0:0 0 0 0) YC 
MF   Miss Muffet                    (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
MF < Jack Jelf                      (0:0 0 3 0) subbed @90 
MF < John Watts                     (0:1 0 1 0) subbed @90 
MF   Mother Goose                   (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
FW   Little_Jenny Wren              (0:2 0 0 0)
FW   Sulky Sue                      (0:1 0 0 0)
FW   Lucy Locket                    (1:4 0 0 0)
FW   Betty Blue                     (0:2 0 0 0)


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  MRU  MF  S. Sidwell
    **  MRU  MF  D. Noble
     *  MRU  FW  N. Anelka

Offsides:  MRU:  0      DEN:  1


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*** WORLD CUP  MATCH REPORT ***

Day #02:  Team USA (#1 seed) (#1 in A)  vs  Turkey (#4 seed) (#4 in A)

63402 fans showed up to WEFS Ground

Match seed: 71

Starting lineups
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USA (B)
Coach  The gang of five
GK   2850 Nelson Portlandia    PDX  
SW   3051 Manny Blox           WAC  
DF   2875 Divided Highway      RDR   ordered to mark I. Hugh
DF   2536 Truck Stop           RDR   ordered to mark L. Harry
MF ^ 3090 Peerless Problem     PDX  
MF ^ 2851 Koho Wind            PDX  
MF   3529 Murray Senary        WAC  
MF   2543 Rhett Arded          WAC  
FW > 2830 Terry Fying          WAC  
FW   2285 Can't_shoot Straight PDX  
FW   3135 Flimsy Excuse        RS   

S1   2544 Kent Miss            WAC  
S2   2985 Pete Render          WAC  
S3   2535 Ispep Ssarb          PDX  
S4   2537 School Zone          RDR  
S5   3118 CreditCard Bill      RS   


TUR
Coach  Henri Farhi
GK   3285 Caroline Car         BGS  
SW   3020 Tiger Moth           BGS  
DF   2834 Old SlowCoach        BGS  
DF   3222 Duck Western         BGS  
DF   2492 _ Truro              BGS  
MF   3058 Elizabeth Sentinal   BGS  
MF   2835 Iron 'Arry           BGS  
MF   1869 Sir Rheneas          BGS  
FW   2493 Lord Harry           BGS  
FW   2252 Ivo Hugh             BGS  
FW   1681 Trevor Traction      BGS  

S1   1410 _ Bunnicula          BGS  
S2   1680 Knapford Express     BGS  
S3   3286 Splatter Diesel      BGS  
S5   1868 Illustrious Visitor  BGS  


Officials from Estonia:
	referee      Juri Saar
	assistant referee #1  Valeri Jakjan
	assistant referee #2  Valeri Vinogradov


Chronology for the match:

Min   1: Pheeeep! Referee Saar signals the kick-off!

Min   1: Manager Henri Farhi (TUR) orders his team to play rough.

Min   1: Ivo Hugh (TUR FW) is getting marked by Divided Highway.

Min   1: Lord Harry (TUR FW) is getting marked by Truck Stop.

Min   5: TUR decent long-range shot by Iron 'Arry ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min   9: Peerless Problem (USA MF) boots the ball out of reach of Old SlowCoach (TUR DF).

Min   9: Koho Wind (USA MF) goes down just outside TUR's penalty box ... 
         ... referee Saar waves play on.

Min  10: USA promising long-range shot by Murray Senary ...
         ... goes in off the post! GOAL!!!
         ... Terry Fying is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  USA 1  -  TUR 0

Min  10: TUR begins pressing forward.

Min  11: USA excellent attempt by Flimsy Excuse ...
         ... is blasted home! GOAL!!!
         ... Terry Fying is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  USA 2  -  TUR 0

Min  13: USA excellent long-range shot by Rhett Arded ...
         ... is blocked in the last second by DF Duck Western!

Min  13: TUR excellent header by Iron 'Arry ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Nelson Portlandia!

Min  15: USA good shot by Murray Senary ...
         ... is punched to safety by GK Caroline Car!

Min  16: USA excellent effort by Can't_shoot Straight ...
         ... is knocked to a teammate by MF Elizabeth Sentinal!

Min  18: TUR good header by Elizabeth Sentinal ...
         ... is punted upfield by SW Manny Blox!

Min  19: USA win a corner kick, which is taken by Koho Wind ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Terry Fying, whose excellent header ...
         ... is held comfortably by GK Caroline Car!

Min  21: Ivo Hugh (TUR FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  23: Terry Fying (USA FW) punches Iron 'Arry ... 
         ... referee Saar exchanges few words with Fying.

Min  24: USA excellent attempt by Murray Senary ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Caroline Car!

Min  26: USA excellent long-range shot by Manny Blox ...
         ... bulges the roof of the net! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  USA 3  -  TUR 0

Min  26: TUR good shot by Sir Rheneas ...
         ... is easily blocked by MF Murray Senary!

Min  26: Nelson Portlandia (USA GK) starts playing passively.

Min  26: Manny Blox (USA SW) starts playing passively.

Min  26: Divided Highway (USA DF) starts playing passively.

Min  26: Truck Stop (USA DF) starts playing passively.

Min  26: Peerless Problem (USA MF) starts playing passively.

Min  26: Koho Wind (USA MF) starts playing passively.

Min  26: Murray Senary (USA MF) starts playing passively.

Min  26: Rhett Arded (USA MF) starts playing passively.

Min  26: Terry Fying (USA FW) starts playing passively.

Min  26: Flimsy Excuse (USA FW) starts playing passively.

Min  26: Manager Henri Farhi (TUR) orders his team to play normally.

Min  27: Lord Harry (TUR FW) commits a foul, ruining the attack!

Min  28: USA excellent attempt by Peerless Problem ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Duck Western!

Min  28: USA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Truck Stop ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Murray Senary, whose good effort ...
         ... trickles over the line! GOAL!!!
         ... score now:  USA 4  -  TUR 0

Min  28: Tiger Moth (TUR SW) is pushed aside by Divided Highway (USA DF).

Min  28: Manager The gang of five (USA) orders his team to take it easy.

Min  28: TUR discards their tactics.

Min  31: USA fast break sets up Peerless Problem, whose decent attempt ...
         ... flies a couple of yards wide!

Min  36: USA decent header by Terry Fying ...
         ... is saved easily by GK Caroline Car!

Min  37: TUR good long-range shot by _ Truro ...
         ... is well wide!

Min  45: Pheeeep! Referee Saar signals the end of the first half!

Half-time score:  USA 4  -  TUR 0  [ 9  -  3 ]

Manager The gang of five shouts orders in USA's locker room ...
  MF Murray Senary drops back.
  he wants to sub out MF Rhett Arded ...
	Rhett Arded goes to shower and Ispep Ssarb takes his place.
  he wants to sub out FW Terry Fying ...
	Terry Fying goes to shower and Pete Render takes his place.
  FW Pete Render starts playing passively.
  he wants to sub out FW Can't_shoot Straight ...
	Can't_shoot Straight goes to shower and Kent Miss takes his place.
  FW Flimsy Excuse drops back.

Min  46: Pheeeep! Referee Saar gets the second half on the way!

Min  46: USA mediocre header by Ispep Ssarb ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Old SlowCoach!

Min  46: Divided Highway (USA DF) is just tackled by Ivo Hugh (TUR FW).

Min  46: Ispep Ssarb (USA MF) starts playing passively.

Min  46: Kent Miss (USA FW) starts playing passively.

Min  47: TUR decent header by Elizabeth Sentinal ...
         ... is tipped over the bar by GK Nelson Portlandia!

Min  48: Tiger Moth (TUR SW) just manages to intercept a pass from Kent Miss (USA FW).

Min  49: TUR mediocre chance by Iron 'Arry ...
         ... is punted upfield by SW Manny Blox!

Min  51: TUR win a corner kick, which is taken by Tiger Moth ...
         ... the cross is deflected to Trevor Traction, whose promising effort ...
         ... is fisted away by GK Nelson Portlandia!

Min  57: Tiger Moth (TUR SW) tackles violently Kent Miss ... 
         ... referee Saar shows Moth a yellow card!

Min  59: USA mediocre chance by Ispep Ssarb ...
         ... is hastily hoofed clear by DF Duck Western!

Min  62: USA mediocre attempt by Kent Miss ...
         ... just misses the left hand post!

Min  62: TUR promising chance by Trevor Traction ...
         ... is turned onto the bar by GK Nelson Portlandia!

Min  64: USA mediocre chance by Flimsy Excuse ...
         ... is smothered by GK Caroline Car!

Min  68: USA mediocre shot by Pete Render ...
         ... is headed clear by DF Old SlowCoach!

Min  70: USA decent long-range shot by Kent Miss ...
         ... easily passes the keeper! GOAL!!!
         ... Koho Wind is credited with the assist.
         ... score now:  USA 5  -  TUR 0

Min  74: USA win an indirect free kick, which is taken by Divided Highway ...
         ... the cross finds Ispep Ssarb, whose mediocre attempt ...
         ... just misses the right hand post!

Min  75: Caroline Car (TUR GK) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Illustrious Visitor enters the field.

Min  77: TUR mediocre attempt by Iron 'Arry ...
         ... is headed clear by MF Murray Senary!

Min  79: USA mediocre header by Peerless Problem ...
         ... assistant referee Jakjan is thinking of his date later tonight ...
         ... dips over the bar!

Min  81: TUR decent long shot by Duck Western ...
         ... is saved acrobatically by GK Nelson Portlandia!

Min  86: TUR decent chance by Trevor Traction ...
         ... is calmly cleared by SW Manny Blox!

Min  90: Tiger Moth (TUR SW) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... _ Bunnicula enters the field.

Min  90: Sir Rheneas (TUR MF) is told to sub out ...
         ... he walks off the pitch ...
         ... Knapford Express enters the field.

Min  92: Pheeeep! Referee Saar blows the final whistle!


Final score:  USA 5  -  TUR 0

Game summary (lineups at the end of game):
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USA vs TUR:  5 - 0  [ 14  -  7 ]

USA (B)
GK   Nelson Portlandia              (0:0 0 0 5)
SW   Manny Blox                     (1:1 0 3 0)
DF   Divided Highway                (0:0 0 0 0) marked I. Hugh
DF   Truck Stop                     (0:0 0 0 0) marked L. Harry
MF ^ Peerless Problem               (0:2 0 0 0)
MF ^ Koho Wind                      (0:0 1 0 0)
MF < Murray Senary                  (2:4 0 2 0)
MF   Ispep Ssarb                    (0:1 0 0 0) entered @45 
MF   Rhett Arded                    (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 
FW > Terry Fying                    (0:2 2 0 0) subbed @45 
FW   Kent Miss                      (1:2 0 0 0) entered @45 
FW   Pete Render                    (0:0 0 0 0) entered @45 
FW   Can't_shoot Straight           (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @45 
FW < Flimsy Excuse                  (1:2 0 0 0)


TUR
GK   Caroline Car                   (-5:0 0 0 5) subbed @75 
GK   Illustrious Visitor            (0:0 0 0 0) entered @75 
SW   Tiger Moth                     (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @90  YC 
SW   _ Bunnicula                    (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
DF   Old SlowCoach                  (0:0 0 2 0)
DF   Duck Western                   (0:1 0 3 0)
DF   _ Truro                        (0:1 0 0 0)
MF   Elizabeth Sentinal             (0:1 0 1 0)
MF   Iron 'Arry                     (0:2 0 0 0)
MF   Sir Rheneas                    (0:0 0 0 0) subbed @90 
MF   Knapford Express               (0:0 0 0 0) entered @90 
FW   Lord Harry                     (0:0 0 0 0)
FW   Ivo Hugh                       (0:0 0 0 0)
FW   Trevor Traction                (0:2 0 0 0)


Three stars of the match are:
   ***  USA  MF  M. Senary
    **  USA  SW  M. Blox
     *  USA  GK  N. Portlandia

Offsides:  USA:  0      TUR:  0

